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View Full Version : Chuck Norris explains how he chooses a candidate
Syzygys 01-21-08, 01:26 PM http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23086609-5012748,00.html
One of the most important thing is that the candidate should be able to survive 4 years in office!!!
Actually I agree with Chuck on having younger candidates. There should be an age limit for POTUS, like 70....
I never understood why people like Bob Dole ran, instead of just enjoying their golden age...
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When asked about Chuck Norris' comments yesterday in Texas about McCain being too old, the Arizona senator replied, "I'm afraid that I might have to send my 95-year-old mother over and wash Chuck's mouth out with soap."
Exhumed 01-21-08, 01:38 PM You didn't actually bring up Chuck Norris to discuss what he had to say about something, did you???
Syzygys 01-21-08, 03:36 PM Why not? He actually had a point and he didn't just repeat the talking points....
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 03:51 PM This reminds me of barrens chat...sigh
pjdude1219 01-21-08, 03:57 PM This reminds me of barrens chat...sigh
i am going to have to concur
Syzygys 01-21-08, 04:27 PM Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 04:29 PM Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??
Chuck Norris lives in only one age, and thats the age of ass kicking.
Exhumed 01-21-08, 04:40 PM Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??
Yes. Assuming you didn't mention Chuck Norris.
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 04:43 PM When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Exhumed 01-21-08, 04:47 PM Conan O'Brien you are not.
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 04:48 PM Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
superstring01 01-21-08, 05:04 PM There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:04 PM Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
superstring01 01-21-08, 05:11 PM Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:14 PM Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
superstring01 01-21-08, 05:18 PM When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:25 PM Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
:D I LOVE Chuck Norris! :D
Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.
:D
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:31 PM Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father
pjdude1219 01-21-08, 05:33 PM i still like this one chuck norris went back in time to the kennedy assassanation and stopped the bullets with his beard. kennedy's head exploded from amazement.
and chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom
and chuck norris got the idea of marketing his urine as an energy drink we know this as red bull
-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in
the face. :eek:
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:34 PM Chuck Norris can speak braille.
pjdude1219 01-21-08, 05:35 PM http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:36 PM -Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Thats awesome
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:37 PM Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
:D
-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
:D
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:39 PM Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 05:40 PM Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
:D
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Syzygys 01-21-08, 06:10 PM OK, I wasn't aware of the huge Chuck Norris cult and jokes, but good ones.
Oh, by the way, what should be the agelimit for president???
superstring01 01-21-08, 06:10 PM Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 06:13 PM OK, I wasn't aware of the huge Chuck Norris cult and jokes, but good ones.
Oh, by the way, what should be the agelimit for president???
Whatever age chuck Norris decides is best :D
superstring01 01-21-08, 06:14 PM OH MY GOD... I found my favorite:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 06:15 PM OH MY GOD... I found my favorite:
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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omg...THAT IS THE BEST! lol
shichimenshyo 01-21-08, 06:16 PM Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
superstring01 01-21-08, 06:18 PM Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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