View Full Version : Chuck Norris explains how he chooses a candidate


Syzygys
01-21-08, 01:26 PM
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23086609-5012748,00.html

One of the most important thing is that the candidate should be able to survive 4 years in office!!!

Actually I agree with Chuck on having younger candidates. There should be an age limit for POTUS, like 70....

I never understood why people like Bob Dole ran, instead of just enjoying their golden age...

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When asked about Chuck Norris' comments yesterday in Texas about McCain being too old, the Arizona senator replied, "I'm afraid that I might have to send my 95-year-old mother over and wash Chuck's mouth out with soap."

Exhumed
01-21-08, 01:38 PM
You didn't actually bring up Chuck Norris to discuss what he had to say about something, did you???

Syzygys
01-21-08, 03:36 PM
Why not? He actually had a point and he didn't just repeat the talking points....

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 03:51 PM
This reminds me of barrens chat...sigh

pjdude1219
01-21-08, 03:57 PM
This reminds me of barrens chat...sigh

i am going to have to concur

Syzygys
01-21-08, 04:27 PM
Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 04:29 PM
Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??

Chuck Norris lives in only one age, and thats the age of ass kicking.

Exhumed
01-21-08, 04:40 PM
Had I titled: What should be the max. age for presidential candidtes? would you guys be happier??

Yes. Assuming you didn't mention Chuck Norris.

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 04:43 PM
When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Exhumed
01-21-08, 04:47 PM
Conan O'Brien you are not.

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 04:48 PM
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

superstring01
01-21-08, 05:04 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

~String

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:04 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

superstring01
01-21-08, 05:11 PM
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

~String

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:14 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

superstring01
01-21-08, 05:18 PM
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

~String

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:25 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

sandy
01-21-08, 05:30 PM
:D I LOVE Chuck Norris! :D

Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

:D

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:31 PM
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father

pjdude1219
01-21-08, 05:33 PM
i still like this one chuck norris went back in time to the kennedy assassanation and stopped the bullets with his beard. kennedy's head exploded from amazement.
and chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom
and chuck norris got the idea of marketing his urine as an energy drink we know this as red bull

sandy
01-21-08, 05:33 PM
-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in
the face. :eek:

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:34 PM
Chuck Norris can speak braille.

pjdude1219
01-21-08, 05:35 PM
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

sandy
01-21-08, 05:35 PM
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:36 PM
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Thats awesome

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:37 PM
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

sandy
01-21-08, 05:38 PM
Chuck Norris can speak braille.

:D

-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

:D

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:39 PM
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

sandy
01-21-08, 05:39 PM
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 05:40 PM
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

sandy
01-21-08, 05:41 PM
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

:D

-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Syzygys
01-21-08, 06:10 PM
OK, I wasn't aware of the huge Chuck Norris cult and jokes, but good ones.

Oh, by the way, what should be the agelimit for president???

superstring01
01-21-08, 06:10 PM
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

~String

Enmos
01-21-08, 06:12 PM
Chuck Norris is a wimp.

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 06:13 PM
OK, I wasn't aware of the huge Chuck Norris cult and jokes, but good ones.

Oh, by the way, what should be the agelimit for president???

Whatever age chuck Norris decides is best :D

superstring01
01-21-08, 06:14 PM
OH MY GOD... I found my favorite:

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

~String

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 06:15 PM
OH MY GOD... I found my favorite:

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

~String

omg...THAT IS THE BEST! lol

shichimenshyo
01-21-08, 06:16 PM
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

superstring01
01-21-08, 06:18 PM
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

~String