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Preacher_X
08-13-04, 04:17 PM
CHILDRENS' LAWS OF OWNERSHIP

1. If I like it, it's mine

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine

9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine

10. If I...........................!

Ooops, sorry! I've been reading the Israeli Foreign Policy

sargentlard
08-13-04, 04:26 PM
;)...

buffys
08-13-04, 04:50 PM
that sounds like everyone's foreign policy to me.

vslayer
08-14-04, 08:12 AM
america in particular

Preacher_X
08-14-04, 08:20 AM
well yes america aswell but i was referring to the fact that Jews think Israel is theirs, w.bank,gaza,syria,lebanon,iraq are all theirs aswell.

and by the way they are REAL excuses Jews use to say they own Israel its just i presented it in a more interesting and truthful

vslayer
08-14-04, 08:37 AM
meh, i dont know much about the situation in israel but it certainly sounds a lot like america