Cheney in charge tomorrow

Be afraid, be very afraid.
I'm a little freaked out about this.

WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

 

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Isn't Cheney already in charge?

 

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Excellent Point.

 

I wonder what beneficial executive orders will get slipped under the rug tomorrow. Or hey, a sudden war with Iran! What a better way for Bush to shit his pants than after waking up from a colonoscopy.

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- N

 

who will accidentally get shot tomorrow?

 

And instead of scattered buckshot, this time he gets to use MERV warheads..

- N

 

That's MIRV, Neildo.

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With an "I".

 

It's Friday, I'm allowed to be lazy and hasty, which, as you can see, is an oxymoron.

- N

 

http://katiefavazza.townhall.com/g/fa36e4d3-d120-4acf-9cdd-7a2ac154bb93

 

Have you ever noticed when Dick Cheney walks into a room...this music is always playing in the background?

DickCheneysThemeMusic.mp3

 

When I buy a lottery ticket, I immediately start thinking "what if its a winner" I start thinking of what I'm gonna do with my money.
Do you think Cheney looks at George's surgery as his lottery ticket?

 

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Genius !

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