Be afraid, be very afraid.
I'm a little freaked out about this.

WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/images3/day-after-tomorrow1.jpg

Isn't Cheney already in charge?

Isn't Cheney already in charge?Excellent Point.

I wonder what beneficial executive orders will get slipped under the rug tomorrow. Or hey, a sudden war with Iran! What a better way for Bush to shit his pants than after waking up from a colonoscopy. :D

- N

who will accidentally get shot tomorrow?

And instead of scattered buckshot, this time he gets to use MERV warheads..

- N

And instead of scattered buckshot, this time he gets to use MERV warheads..

- N

That's MIRV, Neildo. :D
With an "I".

It's Friday, I'm allowed to be lazy and hasty, which, as you can see, is an oxymoron.

- N

http://katiefavazza.townhall.com/g/fa36e4d3-d120-4acf-9cdd-7a2ac154bb93

While Bush undergoes a routine colonoscopy Saturday, he will transfer presidential powers to Dick Cheney. Here's a list of President Cheney's promises to the American people for his first 100 minutes.


Minute 1: Nuke Baghdad

Minute 15: Eliminate the Department of Homeland Security and replace it with Jack Bauer

Minute 36: Tea with Karl Rove

Minute 51: Nuke North Korea

Minute 65: By executive order, allot Wyoming 3 more senators… and a baseball team

Minute 73: Send Joe and Valerie Wilson to Guantanamo

Minute 81: Change into Darth Vadar costume and conspire with the Prince of Darkness

Minute 90: Actually pardon Scooter Libby, because the last president wasn’t cowboy enough to do it right the first time

Minute 93: “Respectfully but resolutely” assert importance of Halliburton

Minute 100: Hold press conference confirming the beliefs of Arianna Huffington and Kossacks nationwide that he is, in fact, evil

Have you ever noticed when Dick Cheney walks into a room...this music is always playing in the background?

DickCheneysThemeMusic.mp3 (http://hometown.aol.com/Zandbyoung/DickCheneysThemeMusic.MP3)

When I buy a lottery ticket, I immediately start thinking "what if its a winner" I start thinking of what I'm gonna do with my money.
Do you think Cheney looks at George's surgery as his lottery ticket?

Have you ever noticed when Dick Cheney walks into a room...this music is always playing in the background?

DickCheneysThemeMusic.mp3 (http://hometown.aol.com/Zandbyoung/DickCheneysThemeMusic.MP3)

:roflmao:

Genius ! :D