That's right...Old Mac is 40 today. It's the reason they call this day "Super Tuesday" and "Fat Tuesday" (referring to my head)

So I guess I'm officially mid-aged....excuse me while I drink my geritol.

Fuck!
Farkkk!!
Mac, condolences and congratulations.
40 is way too old! Take my advice, cheat your age for at least three or four more years, find yourself a sexy younger chick who is attracted to your " maturity" * Gag*, shag her senseless for as long as you can before she wakes up, looks disdainfully at your grey pubic hair and runs screaming to the arms of a younger lover and casts your youth on the scrapheap of life ( never to be quite realised in the same way again).

Man, I shit you not, It's all downhill from here, any fucker who tells you otherwise was old at 23 ( fuck those young, middle-aged killjoys).
Bear up sunshine, the downhill run has it's advantages( you can run over slower, less experienced twerps, sure, the moguls hurt more but at least you're still amongst them, it doesn't matter so much that you you're arse is sagging, 'cos that saggy arse is getting more pussy than arses twice as hard...etc., etc..

Happy birthday!

Man, I shit you not, It's all downhill from here, any fucker who tells you otherwise was old at 23 ( fuck those young, middle-aged killjoys).
Happy birthday!

Old at only 23 ? You sure there isn't anyone younger who is older ?...

Happy Birthday Mac..

Aside from the horrendous mental pic of Spud's grey pubic hair..:bawl:

Happy Birthday Mac!!:m:

Ermm.. just be sure to watch your blood pressure when running screaming for the boobly hills after a woman laughs at your grey pubes. Don't want you blowing a clot out of your brain.:p

That's right...Old Mac is 40 today. It's the reason they call this day "Super Tuesday" and "Fat Tuesday" (referring to my head)

So I guess I'm officially mid-aged....excuse me while I drink my geritol.

are you sad?
30 was hard for me, but 40...not so much.

40 is AWESOME. You are mature yet still young. 40 was a great year for me. It just keeps getting better.

Happy Birthday. :)

Happy Birthday old man :wave:.

Happy b-day man, Hows it feel being a senior citizen? =p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAC!!!!
ALL THE BEST SHORTY

Happy Birthday Mac,

however why do you call it "fat"? Its time to begin a new Era in oneself development and start exercising daily.

Happy Birthday Mac

Break out the six pack!!! :D

Happy Birthday Mac

Break out the six pack!!! :D

Sam, you misspelled 'six pack'
Its K...E...G
:D

No..it's spelled J.a.g.e.r.m.i.e.s.t.e.r! I'm off work...puttin' on my pimp jacket and headed to the pub to meet about 20 of my friends to celebrate the end of marti gras and my birthday! There should be loads of girls (for one night) willing to exchange cheap plastic beads for a look at their boobs....god...what a great day!!!