Zero
07-09-04, 08:21 AM
Notice how I've added color to every post lately? This little Cesspool topic is for those of you who know why. If you don't, my apologies for having wasted your time, have a good day, why don't you stay for a cup of coffee, I'll escort you down to the bus stop, et cetera et cetera.
(A Cesspool topic is entitled to some ramblings, isn't it? I mean, it's Cesspool. It doesn't need to be cogent.)
*cough* Moving on.
I hereby declare a ceasefire. I am no longer hostile to those groups I added color to my posts for. I also declare neutrality and a wish of well-being, long life, good health, and all that good shit for you and your families and your dog and the little patch of fungi growing in the dark nether regions of your bathroom, et cetera. Again, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, then this does not concern you, and I don't feel like repeating the routine about the cup of coffee and the bus stop.
(Why do I suddenly feel like a half-assed mafioso wannabe? Blame it on my sudden rereadings of The Godfather. Moving right along.)
Why? I have no reason to tell you why. If you're one of those people who absolutely mustmustmustmustmust have an answer, I'll make one up and just say I've been bribed with a legion of slave girls bearing gifts of ... er, whatever it is they typically bear as gifts. If that's a bit unrealistic, I'll tell you I just got raped by a five-breasted, four-armed, six-breasted, three-legged, tailed, two-vagina-ed, two-penis-ed goddess and DAMN the sex was good.
;) I only tagged this as Cesspool because that is the inevitable location of this thread. Of course, I could be wrong and a drunk and/or stoned moderator could move it to the Biology forum or something.
(A Cesspool topic is entitled to some ramblings, isn't it? I mean, it's Cesspool. It doesn't need to be cogent.)
*cough* Moving on.
I hereby declare a ceasefire. I am no longer hostile to those groups I added color to my posts for. I also declare neutrality and a wish of well-being, long life, good health, and all that good shit for you and your families and your dog and the little patch of fungi growing in the dark nether regions of your bathroom, et cetera. Again, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, then this does not concern you, and I don't feel like repeating the routine about the cup of coffee and the bus stop.
(Why do I suddenly feel like a half-assed mafioso wannabe? Blame it on my sudden rereadings of The Godfather. Moving right along.)
Why? I have no reason to tell you why. If you're one of those people who absolutely mustmustmustmustmust have an answer, I'll make one up and just say I've been bribed with a legion of slave girls bearing gifts of ... er, whatever it is they typically bear as gifts. If that's a bit unrealistic, I'll tell you I just got raped by a five-breasted, four-armed, six-breasted, three-legged, tailed, two-vagina-ed, two-penis-ed goddess and DAMN the sex was good.
;) I only tagged this as Cesspool because that is the inevitable location of this thread. Of course, I could be wrong and a drunk and/or stoned moderator could move it to the Biology forum or something.