... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

Only with a pair of pliers.

I've got some pills that are guaranteed to enlarge your penis by 100% It's usually recommended that you take 120 over 2 months - one in the morning and one before bed. If you're not happy with the results I will totally, 100%, without fail give you your money back.

They're usually $120 each, but I'll do you a special deal.

ONLY $50 EACH!!!! Wow!!!!

Thats an amazing TWENTY for just $1000.

Oh yeah, we're both from the UK. Make that £'s instead. :)

Spammer! :frust:

Oh wait... no links! Heh!

I've got some pills that are guaranteed to enlarge your penis by 100% It's usually recommended that you take 120 over 2 months - one in the morning and one before bed. If you're not happy with the results I will totally, 100%, without fail give you your money back.

They're usually $120 each, but I'll do you a special deal.

ONLY $50 EACH!!!! Wow!!!!

Thats an amazing TWENTY for just $1000.

Oh yeah, we're both from the UK. Make that £'s instead. :)


What if you penis fall off? :bugeye:

It never will, Muslim. Just pull on it until you get the desired effect. It's one of these parts of the body that always stretches and grows back. Go give it a try and if it hurts then you're doing it right.

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.


definately,it worked for me.i added 2 inches over 1.5 years, but you have to pull HARD

Maybe tell your friend that you have been pulling your own leg for years and still nothing is happening?

I doubt it, but this will:
http://losangeles.broowaha.com/article.php?id=1101

An "infusion"? What did he do, mainline it? Looney.

Back the real medical issue: you have to pull hard, Muslim. I think someone suggested plier in jest, and shame on them, but what they were suggesting like all thingsdoes in fact contain a grain of medical truth. Pliers would be a good choice but if you can't get your hands on those then a vice-grip would work just as well. The key is to ignore the tingling.

Spend 6 hours a day connected to a vacuum cleaner.

That might work too muslim but the pliers is more of a sure thing. Know what I mean? A vacuum cleaner is just air; and how solid is air?

An "infusion"? What did he do, mainline it? Looney.

Back the real medical issue: you have to pull hard, Muslim. I think someone suggested plier in jest, and shame on them, but what they were suggesting like all thingsdoes in fact contain a grain of medical truth. Pliers would be a good choice but if you can't get your hands on those then a vice-grip would work just as well. The key is to ignore the tingling.

No, it's true. It's a natural analogue to viagra. The geezers in the UK are suddenly into gardening...

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Don't listen to redarmy. Pliers work; air can't possibly do that kind of a job. Let us know how it goes.

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Make sure you get the glass model instead of the plastic one.

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Calling all Sciforums members: why not quote my original post too and we'll build a penis pump tower.

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I say the pliers is better.

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I'm just saying that vice grips and pliers are a proven technology. Obviously, therefore, they're the better choice. And I dare Muslim to prove me wrong.

I'm just saying that vice grips and pliers are a proven technology. Obviously, therefore, they're the better choice. And I dare Muslim to prove me wrong.

Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg

Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.

http://www.txsextoys.com/trojan-penis-pump_3657_b.jpg
Trouble with that pump is that your penis will grow but you'll lose one of your balls. Fair trade I say.
It's like kidneys, you can manage fine with one. Look at Hitler.

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Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.

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Why is that shaped like a finger?? Where's the 90 degree angle?.........nevermind.

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Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.
No, that 'wooden leg' was the result of long-term use of a penis pump.

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Hitler had one kidney? I thought he just had a wooden leg.

"Penis pumps...thats not my bag baby"
"one copy of "penis pumps,thats my bag" by Austin Powers"

Muslim, 1st you must demonstrate this technique. Make video of penis pulling party. Thanks you.

Nah it doesn't work. I've been trying for years.

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.Yes, not only that but if you stick a screwdriver in your nose and push it all the way in you can rewire your brain and become almost average intellectually.

But don’t worry; you are far too successful with the chicks to give a damn about all that.

I’m sorry to hear about you and your friend’s member deficiencies….as a man living with a chronically tiny penis I can say that if you are stupid enough, as you appear to be, then it never seems to stop being an issue.

Good luck with finding a woman with a shallow hole.

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... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

I've been pulling at my penis since I was 12. And it is definitely noticeably longer. Keep pulling! :D

... pulling it? MY friend said that every time you go to the toilet and pully you penis after you've had a wee, in serval years time it can add an inch or so on.

My penis gains several inches if I get excited.