This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. ;)

but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. ;)

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....

Sounds smart to me, since his reason for doing it is that he wasn't getting sex. :rolleyes:

but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

maybe she would have sex with him more if he wasnt such a prick?

If you really did that, that was....awesome!!!!

I have never figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart.

Um, I've never seen this uniformly in real life. K?

It wouldn't get that far for me.

If my boyfriend even offered to take me shopping to buy me whatever
I wanted, I would know SOMETHING was definately up!:bugeye:

If I accidentally read this crap one more time I will hunt down the author and murder him.

If my boyfriend even offered to take me shopping to buy me whatever
I wanted, I would know SOMETHING was definately up!:bugeye:

Maybe he just wants you to help him choose a new mascara? :D

If I accidentally read this crap one more time I will hunt down the author and murder him.

Or make him hot and then insist on just holding...much worse.

If I accidentally read this crap one more time I will hunt down the author and murder him.

lol Yes! Im sick of reading this reposted stuff over and over, and i doubt that anyone would do this to their girlfriend unless they really wanted to be single.

Brilliant!

But impractical, given whose hand is on the sex tap.

But brilliant!

Maybe he just wants you to help him choose a new mascara? :D

LOL... he is too cheap he would just steal one of mine.

Fake.

If I accidentally read this crap one more time I will hunt down the author and murder him.

Got stung, huh? Yeah, that sucks.

Anyway, some women are like that. And some men are creeps. Why is the pasting of creeps exalted, and not that of this guy's girlfriend?

This guys girlfriend sounds like a greedy bitch!

Outfits and shoes isn't enough she wants diamonds, give me break.

This story is some madeup bullshit right?

I would nail her..

hides from the fury of Xev

lol Yes! Im sick of reading this reposted stuff over and over, and i doubt that anyone would do this to their girlfriend unless they really wanted to be single.

I take it you have a Myspace. This chain shit is really annoying.


monkey: If I were to find that dude, and the chick who wrote the "I'm sorry" chain crap, they would be all hot and bothered - by fire ants.

I take it you have a Myspace. This chain shit is really annoying.


monkey: If I were to find that dude, and the chick who wrote the "I'm sorry" chain crap, they would be all hot and bothered - by fire ants.

Yes...:( yes I do......I cant stand chain letters 1 chain letter = no longer friends

For those not in the "know:"

I'm sorry
i'm sorry if i'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"

i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.

i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.

i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.

i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.

i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.

i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt.

but most of all; i'm sorry that most people can't accept a girl for who they really are.

and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. PEOPLE! just think about it, about how you treat girls.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."

If you're one of the few PEOPLE with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way yare.."

shichimenshyo -
Yeah, I've deleted a few, but the problem is that I know almost all of my myspace friends in real life, and I swear to god they will whine "why did you delete me?!"
(They are retarded, but I still love them)

I just calmly explain to them that if they stopped stealing 30 seconds of my life from me at a time with this shit that I will make them my friends again.

I just calmly explain to them that if they stopped stealing 30 seconds of my life from me at a time with this shit that I will make them my friends again.

I've just learned not to click anything that says "blue condom," "I'm a Pisces," "fuck-buddy list" or etc. Occasionally shit like "I'm sorry" or "What I did yesterday" gets through.

And, then I sometimes get a kick out of my friend's roomate posting the girlfriend at the store story, because I'm a malignant bitch and know how broke and unappealing to women he is. :o

Re: the "I'm sorry" post -

why didn't she say sorry for being a whiny loser?

Re: the "I'm sorry" post -

why didn't she say sorry for being a whiny loser?

Because it would end up being "I'm sorry I'm not cheerful enough to be your girl."

What I don't get is why it's so fashionable to be bitter. I mean, I'm sure there are girls who want to never pay for anything, and I'm sure there are dudes who will mock a girl for gaining an extra five pounds during her period, but why do people act like it's the norm?

What I don't get is why it's so fashionable to be bitter. I mean, I'm sure there are girls who want to never pay for anything, and I'm sure there are dudes who will mock a girl for gaining an extra five pounds during her period, but why do people act like it's the norm?

You're asking me?
WTF do I know about "the norm"?

She should have posted "I'm sorry you're an asshole, and I'm outta here"
Would have got more respect... :)

but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. ;)

Lol, you're not that smart, from the sounds of your girlfriend ( i could be wrong) if you bought her all the crap she wanted, she would of probably fucked you senseless, but you wanted to prove a point. I guess you won't get anything from her until she forgives and forgets, why don't you bribe her with a tennis braclet???

Doesn't your girlfriend feel uncomfortable letting you buy her all that stuff???

Does anyone else wonder why prostitution is illegal?

Yeah there's a very potent message in that story, sex and money are resources and both of the sexes tend to exploit them in equal measure.

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and
Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to
hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her. ;)

That's halarious.

All of this MySpace-related crap has inspired me to consider the faults of my own most recent failed relationship:

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry I believed you when you said you liked having sex.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said you didn't like making yourself up like a skank.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said you didn't like the meat-market clubbing scene.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said you wanted to be respected for your mind.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said you were intelligent.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said there was more to life than money.

I'm sorry I believed you when you said I was wrong, that I believed you actually did want to be with me, and that you did enjoy being with me.

But most of all, I'm sorry I ever expected you to actually act like any of the things you said were true. I should have known better.

I can't say that every heterosexual relationship is so miserable. I won't accuse that all heterosexual women are so dishonest. But I can say that you people bothering to drag your MySpace shit to Sciforums need to consider stiff and regular doses of chlorpromazine.

Get over it. We can all complain that we're miserable. What I don't understand is why we don't get together and do something about it. (Maybe that's the key: we prefer to be miserable so that we can complain; welcome to the twenty-first century.)

Tiassa:
I can't say that every heterosexual relationship is so miserable. I won't accuse that all heterosexual women are so dishonest. But I can say that you people bothering to drag your MySpace shit to Sciforums need to consider stiff and regular doses of chlorpromazine.

That's what I want to know.
Also, forgive me for prying, but I find it amusing if your ex liked the cake-on skank makeup and crappy clubs, but didn't put out.

Tiassa:


That's what I want to know.
Also, forgive me for prying, but I find it amusing if your ex liked the cake-on skank makeup and crappy clubs, but didn't put out.

I'm sure Tiassa wasn't amused.

There's a lot more I'd like to add but I'm too drunk to be coherent at the moment.

Also, forgive me for prying, but I find it amusing if your ex liked the cake-on skank makeup and crappy clubs, but didn't put out.


I'm sure Tiassa wasn't amused.

I confess that I've overstated the amount of makeup she used, although the point of her wearing any makeup was to go skanking for free drinks, offers to smoke dope behind the bar, and the occasional offer to do lines. And I confess that I've overstated the clubs. Bars with sawdust and peanut shells on the floor don't really count as clubs, do they?

(Seriously ... lipstick kisses taste like shit. That spot behind a woman's ear that is supposed to be so magical: why daub eye-watering perfume there so that the most prominent reward is a hideous taste in one's mouth?)

And I also confess that it is tremendously difficult to be amused by neurosis that aspires to sociopathy.

After all, trolling married men in backwater bars in an effort to find a stable, secure relationship does not, by any common measure I'm familiar with, fall within the range of what most people (as I understand it) call "rational".

Then again, I got burned by a petty, exploitative twat. Shouldn't I be taking this out on myself?

And I also confess that it is tremendously difficult to be amused by neurosis that aspires to sociopathy.

Conceptually, it is brilliant, rather like when my boss fucks something up and gets angry with people for not stopping her. Of course, she is completely dismissive of anyone who criticizes her while she is in the early stages of these fuckups....

Perhaps it is "amusing if one is ironically detached" or something hip like that.

Then again, I got burned by a petty, exploitative twat. Shouldn't I be taking this out on myself?

We all do, eventually. My condolences. :m:

Yes...:( yes I do......I cant stand chain letters 1 chain letter = no longer friends

I hate chain letters, they are practically a magnet for viruses.

Hahahha! That is fkn own'd, yo.

Perhaps it is "amusing if one is ironically detached" or something hip like that.

Oh, it may be difficult, but it's still possible. I don't think I've actually stopped laughing at the idea that she sought a stable relationship by picking up a married man in a bar. Nor can I keep from chuckling when I think about her saying, "I don't lie." Don't get me wrong; it's tragic. But we can't blame Jesus for everything. Sometimes it's best to laugh at human tragedy.

Then again, I got burned by a petty, exploitative twat. Shouldn't I be taking this out on myself?


Perhaps you should for you allowed it to happen and she never forced you into doing anything against your free will.

lol Yes! Im sick of reading this reposted stuff over and over, and i doubt that anyone would do this to their girlfriend unless they really wanted to be single.
Sure, but it's OK to get your man all worked up then leave him hanging?

To the key to a successful relation is the willingness of us, the men, to un-conditionally love our spouse, and the willingness of the women to unconditionally respect the man. A man needs to be respected by a woman, to truly love that woman, and a woman needs to be loved by a man, to truly respect that man. Jesus made this clear…

If someone truly loves someone, then they will respect them, and if someone truly respects someone, then they will love them. Men and Women differ in the amount of the type of love that is shown.

And if we man, were created first, in Gods image, then we should be the first to give in and love our spouse in situations where both are too proud to make the first step.

What if they just want to fuck?

If you’re asking me in response to my post, then the answer might be that the person who only wants sex does not really want a healthy relationship or does not know what one is.

Or.. maybe they just came out of a healthy relationship (that had turned unhealthy, obviously), so that now they're thinking: "Hmmm.. I don't think I'm in the mood for another healthy relationship just yet. Right now, I just want to fuck." How about that?

Oh wait. I think you said that, didn't you.

lol, yea...

To the key to a successful relation is the willingness of us, the men, to un-conditionally love our spouse, and the willingness of the women to unconditionally respect the man.
Brilliant! "Don't love me, just respect me". :rolleyes:
How many people are worthy of unconditional respect? Geez...

A man needs to be respected by a woman, to truly love that woman
'cos he's insecure?

and a woman needs to be loved by a man, to truly respect that man.
Not enough brains in a woman to respect someone without loving him? Hmmm, I wonder...

Jesus made this clear…
He'd have been the expert on marital relationships of course.

Men and Women differ in the amount of the type of love that is shown.
The amount of the type?

And if we man, were created first, in Gods image...
Big IF, of course.

Brilliant! "Don't love me, just respect me". :rolleyes:
How many people are worthy of unconditional respect? Geez... .
If a person is not worthy than you shouldn't be with them.


'cos he's insecure? . No, because it is what we need. Men have more testosterone, among other hormones, than women that cause them to need respect.




Not enough brains in a woman to respect someone without loving him? Hmmm, I wonder... . What? Your not understanding me or intentionally misrepresenting me. If you truly respect someone, then you love them too.


He'd have been the expert on marital relationships of course. . He was God sent to us in the form of man….


The amount of the type? . I’m sorry you can’t understand, but I’m sure if you want to and you try, you could. In Hebrew, there are many different words for love that all have a different meaning of the type of love; example: to love as a lover, to love as a brother, to love as a friend… But I was actually referring to the way you show love. And I’m not saying that man doesn’t need affection and women don’t need respect. But the amount of each differs in need between the two sexes.



Big IF, of course.[/QUOTE] Only in the minds of those who don’t believe.

God loves all equal, man or women.

That'll teach the bitch. And if this guy doesn't get sex from her, he can always go to another woman.

More misogyny from mountainhare. What's wrong? Lonely?

Why do you care about my marital status, James? Looking for a date?

If a person is not worthy than you shouldn't be with them.
Agreed, but the implications are that men don't need (or want) love, just respect and that women don't need (or want) respect.
Wrong on all counts.

No, because it is what we need. Men have more testosterone, among other hormones, than women that cause them to need respect.
Testosterone causes a "respect deficiency" that can only be rectified by women fawning over you?

What? Your not understanding me or intentionally misrepresenting me. If you truly respect someone, then you love them too.
Respect != love. I can, and do, respect many people without loving them

He was God sent to us in the form of man….
Speculation.

I’m sorry you can’t understand, but I’m sure if you want to and you try, you could.
If you'd written "amount OR type" or even "amount AND type" I might have understood.
But "amount OF type" is gibberish.

Only in the minds of those who don’t believe.
Not just minds: lives, and everything else.
Unproven basis for argument, you followed that with:
then we should be the first to give in and love our spouse in situations where both are too proud to make the first step.
So IF we are made in god's image THEN we should do so and so.
If we aren't (and there's little to no evidence that we are) then maybe we shouldn't do things that way, hmm?

God loves all equal, man or women.
Speculation.

[Edit]
But the amount of each differs in need between the two sexes.
You have hard evidence for this, or is it more speculation?

WOMEN:mad:

maybe she would have sex with him more if he wasnt such a prick?

i thought that was awesome!! i laughed a lot when i read that!! i dont think he's a prick. but you have to agree it was clever

hmm...can you read?

Agreed, but the implications are that men don't need (or want) love, just respect and that women don't need (or want) respect.
Wrong on all counts.
No, if you would actually read what I said you might just comprehend the meaning. This very statement from you shows you can’t comprehend the meaning of sentences. But if you don't remember I'll quote my self. And I’m not saying that man doesn’t need affection and women don’t need respect. But the amount of each differs in need between the two sexes.

Testosterone causes a "respect deficiency" that can only be rectified by women fawning over you?It's more complicated than that, but in the means of a Healthy relationship, a man has to feel respected. I'm not saying that a women should bow before me, that's not right, so don't think that’s what I'm saying.


Respect != love. I can, and do, respect many people without loving them So, I'm assuming the people you respect are friends or at least you would like to be friends with them if you had the chance. What you’re saying is you don't love your friends. Love is more complex than something you can throw into one category...there are many ways to love someone. I believe you should even love your enemies...

hmm...can you read?

yes i can!! why????? do you want lessons????

Possibly, but only if you can take repeating things a couple times.

Possibly, but only if you can take repeating things a couple times.

well i'm patient

Good...I'll get back to you though. If things don't work out with the tutor I have now I'll let you know.

Good...I'll get back to you though. If things don't work out with the tutor I have now I'll let you know.

tidy! ok, i'll make a good teacher!!

lol, Yea I bet. Pretty soon I'll be telling everyone they’re mother has a penis (j/k).

pssst, Luci, tell him its 'their'
Dang, he does need a better tutor

pssst, Luci, tell him its 'their'
Dang, he does need a better tutor

well he's totally buggered here then, isnt he?

lol, Yea I bet. Pretty soon I'll be telling everyone their mother has a penis (j/k).

they're sweetie they're lol ;)

HA! Yes...that’s a habit of mine. Unless I read over what I type, I don't always catch it. But it’s like it never was, almost anyways. Gotta love that edit

Darn, you had to qoute me didn't you...I almost had it un-done.

Darn, you had to qoute me didn't you...I almost had it un-done.

i am not perfect!! no one is!! but anyway pm me if you want a friend to talk to, I'M BORED

No, if you would actually read what I said you might just comprehend the meaning.
Actually I read what you stated, and queried that.
Quoting later remarks is sort of "cheating" y'know?

This very statement from you shows you can’t comprehend the meaning of sentences.
Possible: or you're bad at saying what you mean.

But if you don't remember I'll quote my self.
You see: you can explain what you mean - just two or three posts later.
Way to go.

It's more complicated than that, but in the means of a Healthy relationship, a man has to feel respected.
Again, the man has to? Doesn't the woman?
What evidence do you have for this assertion?

So, I'm assuming the people you respect are friends or at least you would like to be friends with them if you had the chance.
Ah you see, you're making assumptions. You know that happens when you do that...
Nope. For example I respect, say, Steven Hawking, Richard Feynman, Roger Zelazny, Emily Dickinson.
Never met them, little chance of doing so.
And I don't love them at all because I don't know them.

What you’re saying is you don't love your friends.
Oh dear, you really are lost on this aren't you?
More specious assumptions on your part.

Love is more complex than something you can throw into one category...there are many ways to love someone.
So?
You think I'm not aware of that?
Agape, eros.... blah blah

I believe you should even love your enemies...
That's your belief.
Nothing to do with reality.

Oli- To say that you can respect somebody that is dead makes no sense. On the other hand, you could respect what that person did when they were alive or what they stood for. However, to respect someone who does not exist anymore is absurd.

I really do not feel like arguing with you anymore than I have, there is no point. In addition, if you do not agree with what I have said than fine, it is your right to disagree, but I would appreciate it much if you would stop intentionally asking questions that I have already answered, and stating that my beliefs are my beliefs; I know that!

May the best of times come to you…

Oli- To say that you can respect somebody that is dead makes no sense. On the other hand, you could respect what that person did when they were alive or what they stood for.
Respect is respect, neh?
And of that list not all are dead.
Either way it doesn't get round the proposition that respect = love (in any form).

However, to respect someone who does not exist anymore is absurd.
To you maybe.

but I would appreciate it much if you would stop intentionally asking questions that I have already answered
Okay, I'll unintentionally ask questions :p
You hadn't "already answered them" when I asked.
Or at least not to my satisfaction.

and stating that my beliefs are my beliefs; I know that!
Yup but what you're failing to appreciate is that they are merely beliefs, not reality.

lol, Yea I bet. Pretty soon I'll be telling everyone they’re mother has a penis (j/k).

LMFAO!!! You went from 'there' to 'they're'. LOL. Its still the wrong one. :p
Oh, you do make me smile.

Yea, I should of used their seeing how I was referring to a noun, but I just couldn't help it, I love to make people smile.

And of that list not all are dead. I never said they were.



Yup but what you're failing to appreciate is that they are merely beliefs, not reality. That’s your belief.

LMFAO!!! You went from 'there' to 'they're'. LOL. Its still the wrong one. :p
Oh, you do make me smile.

I am sure he appreciated you pointing that out lol