Can't... Breathe!!!

Discussion in 'World Events' started by GB-GIL Trans-global, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    Heya all... *choke* Now that my friendly fed *cough* ffed *wheeze* federal government has not signed the *cough* Kyoto treaty, and people pol... pol... *choke* pollute so much, people ha... ha... ha... *cough* *wheeze* have actually begun to pp... begun to pay for clean, oxygen-enriched... o... *pant* oxy... oxygen-enriched air in bottles.

    Will thii... this *pant* be...become so popular tha... *wheeze* that the feds ha... ha... ha... have to regulate it? M...maybe it wi... wi... will even become a nessecity *pant* in our p...polluted wor...world.

    We...well friends, I... I... I'm off to get so... some clean, b... bottled, oxygen-en... oxygen-enriched air.

    B...bye f...fff... folks.

    *cough* *choke* *wheeze* *pant* *stop breathing* *Mark's face turns blue as he runs off to the air-market to get some air*
     
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  3. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    <img source="http://www.epa.gov/airnow/2002/20020909/8a-nynj.gif?0:57:46">

    Take a look at that, folks.


    Good Health Concerns:None
    Moderate Health Concerns: Unusually sensitive people should consider limiting prolonged outdoor exertion.
    Unhealthy for Sensitive Groups Health Concerns: Active children and adults, and people with respiratory disease, such as asthma, should limit prolonged outdoor exertion.
    Unhealthy Active children and adults, and people with respiratory disease, such as asthma, should avoid prolonged outdoor exertion; everyone else, especially children, should limit prolonged outdoor exertion.
    Very Unhealthy Active children and adults, and people with respiratory disease, such as asthma, should avoid all outdoor exertion; everyone else, especially children, should limit outdoor exertion.
    Hazardous Everyone should avoid all outdoor exertion.
     
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