Can men actually be accused of being Heterosexual?

Just a question that i think may bring up interesting questions.

There are three sorts of boys I know:

Homosexuals, people too obsessed with being fashionable to admit their occasional attraction to women.

Bisexuals, those who have finally recognised their true calling...

And straight, hedonistic bastards - people who want to be seen "normal" by society, but if a guy can arouse them enough, they'll take the oral sex as quick as anything.

Can men actually be accused of being Heterosexual?

sure why not?

And straight, hedonistic bastards - people who want to be seen "normal" by society

Besides being completely confused by the first question.....
Um, I'm not heterosexual because I want to be seen as "normal" by society. I'm heterosexual because I'm attracted to women, and not to men. I have no sexual urges towards men what so ever. Is this hard to believe?

Maybe if i was supper drunk, confused and really really desperate I could get a hummer from a guy.

There is no way thought that can compare to what I feel for women. Im hederosexual because women are a hellah lot better then any guy.

Why would a guy care if you accuse him of being heterosexual. If he is heterosexual he will be like "no shit" if he is gay he will be like "Im pretty sure I know im gay."

It just so happens that a much higher percentage of gay men would admit when a woman is good looking, and a lot would even take a hummer from one. Without being drunk.

I am Heterosexual man...with my awesome powers of being able to notice really beautiful women much faster than your average Joe i go across the city giving compliments to women on how they look faster than the speeding bullet. A mild mannered loser by day and a dashing superhero by night *flashes purdy white teeth*....zingggggg


Well i know i am not attracted to men at all...yup women do it for me all the wayyyyyy...but you'd be surprised at how many guys often think that they might be gay or some are just afraid to come out......too bad though..there is nothing wrong with being gay or straight.....it's only wrong not to love anyone during your lifetime;)