Do u think anal sex is immoral?
In malaysia, having anal sex is illegal and will be jailed and caned, it is prohibited even between husband and wife!

whoa! thats harsh. i dont see anything worng with it. the only people who wolud oppose it are those who oppose contraception.

prohibited even between husband and wife!
How the hell would anyone find out whether theyd been having anal or not, and in answer to your previous question NO WAY ,sex between two consenting adults, of any kind, is a loving thing, which can be viewed as almost sacred by some couples, unless ur christian (roman catholic) then noway is it immoral, hell go for it, try it out, its supposed to be very sensual for the ladys.... ;) :m:

Chinese guys have normally short pennis, not suitable to do anal sex.

Just how many people are you planning to invite to this little experiment?
Or are you planning on humping her in the middle of Main Street at high noon?
How many people are you going to tell when it's all done?
Are you going to show videos of the action to the Malaysian police?

Is there no privacy where you are?

Baron Max

Better question is: Can I have anal sex with your wife?

Better question is: Can I have anal sex with your wife?

Oh, sure! But she has AIDS, gonnoreah, syphillis and herpes ....will that be a problem for you?

Baron Max

Oh, sure! But she has AIDS, gonnoreah, syphillis and herpes ....will that be a problem for you?

Baron Max

Not at all mate!

I'm the one who gave them to her in the first place.. :D

lmao im 14 but i say go for it every onei n my 8th grade class has and all the girls siad it was very plesurable so why the hell not? <b> is this bold? </b>

every onei n my 8th grade class has and all the girls siad it was very plesurable so why the hell not?
Wow. 8th grade? That's sort of...pathetic. Whatever, that's my opinion. :rolleyes:

Nevermind.

i was one of the few the proud..
the vergions
lol

Back when AIDS was first becoming an epidemic around 1980, anal sex was thought to be one of the primary vectors of infection. The rectal tissues are, according to this account, not really strong enough to endure the penetration and repetetive friction. They can tear easily and then you have easy access for intestinal bacteria into the bloodstream, stressing the immune system. Then whatever virus is floating around in the various fluids has an easy time propagating in the circulatory system.

This was thought to be the reason that HIV spread so much more quickly within the gay male community.

But the biology is the same for heterosexual conduct. It is mandatory for people of any gender who engage in this activity to use condoms regardless of whether they use them during other activities.

damn im in 8 grade and have already lost my virginity
only once, oral sex is altot better tho:)

Isn't it ironic how, if you do have anal sex with your wife, you will go to prison where you're going to get lots of anal sex whether you want it or not?

But alas, any hole is fair game between consenting adults. Seems a little yucky though.

haha

im such a newby at this site, BUT I LOVE IT!!

Depends on what she last ate.

lmao im 14 but i say go for it every onei n my 8th grade class has and all the girls siad it was very plesurable so why the hell not? <b> is this bold? </b>

Wow! Kids are freaky these days.

My ex-boyfriend always joked to me about wanting anal sex, but I know he was serious, I can say absolutely no way! I don't care if people consider that narrow minded, but I think the backdoor is for things to be deposited, not inserted. Are people forgeting that our g-spot is in the vagina? I'll quote my ex, "up the bum no babies". I can tell you we ended fairly quickly.

I agree, but the question is- is that the consensus for most girls? I'm curious how the fad even started if its not even a proper form of birth control.

Misinformed 8th graders? :m:

You can always wash the asshole before insertion. Not exactly brain surgery.

Xerxes,
Pornography is probably responsible for peeking curiosity. Kinky stuff has been around for a while now as a mainstay in literature.

Women are at more risk of contracting HIV through vaginal intercourse than men are when engaging in the same, as women have all that absorbant tissue there, and the guy just has a stiff dick with a hole on the end.

You can always wash the asshole before insertion. Not exactly brain surgery.

Because I would find that a real turn on? :rolleyes: And feeling my anus being ripped apart is also very appealing I think as well.

Hey hey hey, if your anus is getting all ripped up, then you're not doing it right.

Right, I'll keep that in mind, for never doing it, haha!

Oh yeah, I'm not pushing the anal sex. I'm not really a backdoor man. The only reason I'd want to put it there would be to defile someone. You know, really make the girl feel used.

But from what I understand... ah nevermind. This is stupid, and neither one of us is interested. Have a good evening.

It's all good! You would want to make a girl feel used? I might be taking that in the wrong light but, doing that to them wouldn't be very nice no matter how horrible they are...

:)

Just eat lots of okra instead.

I can say absolutely no way!
Maybe thats why your single?? :Dlol, nly jokin :cool:

For all the good anal sex does for you, you might as well stick it up your arse...

Boom Boom!

whatsa arse?
whats orkra?
what do you mean missinformed? the only reson i would do it is becasue ( as soemone siad) up the bum no babies! 8th grade + pussy sex = riun mine and the girls life!!!!
so i mean for married people why owuld you want to? and for those of you getting married why not?
Oh and btw anel is considered kinky, but it has alot of nerve endings witch is why it is so plesurable to women ( also why gay men like it) ( the bold thing was becasue im learning HTML and i wanted to see if it worked on this sight sorry if it confussed anyone)

Chinese guys have normally short pennis
This i did not know!!! :) poor jackie chan :D

the only reson i would do it is becasue ( as soemone siad) up the bum no babies! 8th grade + pussy sex = riun mine and the girls life!!!!
and for those of you getting married why not?
Ever heard of a condom ??

for married people why owuld you want to?
You answer that yourself(below)
but it has alot of nerve endings witch is why it is so plesurable to women :m:

yes but even with a condem there is still a chance..( could be .000001 for all i know) but its still a chance

Haha, i guess your rite, but theres still a chance that the 'dribbiling juices' will mix after anal, probably an even smaller chance i.e. 0.0000001 of a chance??who knows :confused: :m:

wait itsi mpossible for the semen to get to ......whatever the thing the girls have is.....

nope, if you ejaculate, the womens juices are going to come from her pussy rite?,you with me?, the the blokes cum may dripple out of the bum(during intercourse) and mix with the womens-a slight chance, but as you sed before, 'still a chance :eek:

but if its in the ass thats on the compelat other side! how is it freakin possible?!???!?!?!?

Doubt if all women find anal sex so appealing. I mean, maybe if the man's penis is just not big enough to fit tightly in her vagina (you know who you are), then perhaps she might be inclined to think about it ... ?

But then, she could just lend him her big G-homing vibrating strapon. :D

Im begging to wonder if you have actualy done this with a girl, hehe, i mean didnt you look at what was going on??!

Arse = ass. Bum. Bottom. Shitter. Back door, etc.

@Naomi
Wow, have you got a boyfriend, if not you wanna have ma numba??hehe, only jokn-i think...

me i HAVENT done it with a girl and saddly naomi i know woh i am.........( is 5 or 6 inches smalll?)

not really big or small, apparently i red sumwer that the average size of a mans tool is about 4", fuckin suprisin isnt it?

You two really need to get out more, you know that?..............!

hehe,just making monsieur 'riku 124' feel welcome....but your probly rite nyway... ;)

my life is video games and the computer yall are my only firneds........
some girls also liek small dicks

fuck me, you jus get betr an betr, i fink your probly mybest friend,lol :m:and your probly rite about the small fing too :D

Well, as a public service of sorts, I'm off to the pub in about 30 mins. So if you're anywhere near London why not pop along and I'll buy you both a cold one and point out some women to you?

Just a suggestion.
(!)

Deppression strikes in, ta for the offer but i live in wales...nr shrewsbury, so ill be bout 3.5 hours, hehe, 4 2day you have the ladys all to urself, but some other time perhaps?; )

Wales, eh?
Drove past there once...

yer most people do...just the once, to quote one of your above terms, it a real SHITTER...

im 14 will you still buy me a drink? lol and i dotn live in londen sorrys
smith ill be your firned ^_^

Sure is!
Try it here in ESSEX for real laffs though...!
Christ, we've got Jodie Marsh!!!!

(Who let the dogs out?)

Sure id buy ya a drink,an "yay"...

Groovy. Mine's an anything alcoholic.

hehe, ya sound like ma dad, hey i came from surrey, anywhere near essex??-i fink it is..

john smith where do you live? lol USA for me

i live in wales-england, so looks like thats one expensive drink for me(how bowt using da money i sent to getta drink?That way id av bought ya it...)

its illagal to buy a drink till im 21 :'(

really??im 17 but your supposed to be 18 ovr here,(haha), i still get surved though.

im moving to wales england when im 18....... lol

you shud, great fun ;)

haha

BACK ONT OPIC ALL lol i odtn wanan get banned.... 0.o

oh crap...du you reckon we will, who do we have to apologise too?i will happily du so...

Can the last 8 or so posters please fuck off and die?

Fuck you dip shit,im not guna apologise to you 4 sure

sorry i said lets get back on topic...... sorry :(

Not good enough faggots, I said die, and I meant it.

if it heps ill die some time very far from now?
:(
:(
:(

You better.

Fuck You

Do u think anal sex is immoral?
In malaysia, having anal sex is illegal and will be jailed and caned, it is prohibited even between husband and wife!



What about having anal sex in jail after being caned ???? some people would pay a lot of maoney for that !!

Wow this thread sucks ass. Or arse. Depending on where you're from. Somebody should seriously delete the last 2 1/2 pages. It's all mindless chatter. Gawd. Or God depending on your beliefs ;)

Haha, agreed :)

your half of it! im the other half!

True true, but we can fain to deny it, whether that works or not is a different story...

w/e trully im sorry DL aim messanger john smith so we odnt do this again k? then add me Xriku124X

Wow this thread sucks ass. Or arse. ;)

I think you mean it fucks arse

w/e trully im sorry DL aim messanger john smith so we odnt do this again k? then add me Xriku124X
WHAT???? :D

I think you mean it fucks arse
Yeah I guess that makes more sense.

Oh, and to John Smith/riku_124: There's always the PM system. It's slower than AIM or whatever you use, but at least you don't have to flood the forums with banter.

Now, I suggest we get back on topic or this will end up either closed or sent to Cesspool (no guarantee that won't happen anyway).

DL aim messanger and tell me ur user name so we dont get off topic liek this
go to www.aim.com and make a new account then DL aim

Wow, this is still in free thoughts...

yes but even with a condem there is still a chance..( could be .000001 for all i know) but its still a chance
If you aren't old enough to even know how to spell the word "condom", you should not be having sex.

wait itsi mpossible for the semen to get to ......whatever the thing the girls have is.....
If you do not know the name of "whatever the thing the girls have"... you are defintely too young to be having any form of sexual intercourse whatsoever. You're right, you should just stick to computer games...

but if its in the ass thats on the compelat other side! how is it freakin possible?!???!?!?!?
Good God! Are you confusing her mouth with her backside? And condoms don't only protect from unwanted pregnancies. Most importantly, they offer the protection against STD's.

anal sex is HARD!! mine wouldnt fit... and so i tried everything to make her hole bigger .. but it wouldnt budge :/ so we stuck to oral sex..regular sex has too many worries involved

anal sex is HARD!! mine wouldnt fit... and so i tried everything to make her hole bigger .. but it wouldnt budge :/ so we stuck to oral sex..regular sex has too many worries involved
ROFL wow. You do realize the only difference in "worries" is pregnancy, right? You'll catch all the same diseases my friend no matter which orifice you decide on.

haha not really.. we have been doing oral sex for the last 6 months now... and we see each other alot... and i finish ever time, and no sign of rashes have shown up. So any thing above the waste FOR ME, is unaffected :):):)

All I said was it was completely possible to get the same diseases either way, NOT that a disease would just pop up out of nowhere. If one or both of you are promiscuous, there's the possibility that one or both of you will get an STD, and infect the other.

You might as well wear a condom and go all the way if you don't want diseases. Oral won't help you at all.

ook :)

what a good response from you all, anyway, i never had had anal sex, it is too nasty!
i wanna keep my pennis Clean!

what a good response from you all, anyway, i never had had anal sex, it is too nasty!
i wanna keep my pennis Clean!
Me too. Usually though, I look for shiny pennies in the first place. They're good luck you know. :D

haha, yes i heard that myth too

shinny penises bring a man a good day

only if that man is GAY...

I'll buy a drink for you, drink it and tell you what it was like. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

(Where abouts in America?)

Haha, you been thinkin tht one up all nite, no?i bought a JD for you, it was ggggooooooooddddddd........: )

I'm currently waiting for the LAZY FUCKING BARMAN to bring my Guinness over...

Guinness-yuck...if your gonner wait that long at least get something decent i.e. GROLSCH

That stuff smells like piss. And after the first taste you wich it was!
Hows about a... Kroney?

Yer, your rite of course, cant beat a good old 'kroney', what do ya think of export...utter horse piss?

S'alright. Can't see the point of paying more for a stronger type of crap tho.
Rather have a ---AHA! my Guinness is finally fucking here!
(Starter for 10. Then it's on to cocktails today! Whiskey Sour x5 followed by mucho L.I.I.T.s!!!)

Have fun :):)

yes..... anal sex...... and beer...... BAD ASS

yes..... anal sex...... and beer...... BAD ASS

Mr.Jack4War, you are trolling the shit out of sciforums. You were the last one to post in 90% of the threads. If this is your new home, at least the rent is cheap.

damn im in 8 grade and have already lost my virginity
only once, oral sex is altot better tho:)


8th grade? You're in the 8th grade? Does you mother know you're on this site talking about ANAL SEX?!?!?!? :eek:

Do all you're mommies know ya'll on dis site talkin' 'bout butthole suffin'? :D

yes..... anal sex...... and beer...... BAD ASS


Dude, YOU'RE IN THE 8TH GRADE! ANAL SEX AND BEER? :eek:

Dude, YOU'RE IN THE 8TH GRADE! ANAL SEX AND BEER? :eek:
JESUS U R FUCKIN STALKING ME! IN EVERY THREAD THAT I POST IN, THERE U R COMPLAINING ABOUT MY AGE. SERIOUSLY FUCK U! U THINK I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK OR HIGH?! OR STILL A VIRGIN?? DAMN. :m:

Mr.Jack4War, you are trolling the shit out of sciforums. You were the last one to post in 90% of the threads. If this is your new home, at least the rent is cheap.
oo sorry bro... i guess i wont post as much? or just wont get on alot? i just have been bored with all my friends outta town so yeh i guess u can say this is my temporaily "second" home, haha

It's not a problem to me, but some forum's jump on that kind of stuff. Things like double-posting are usually frowned upon

Is it me or has this thread turned into sex-ed for 14 year-olds? I could barely read half the crap because the English in here is that bad.

Is it me or has this thread turned into sex-ed for 14 year-olds? I could barely read half the crap because the English in here is that bad.
It's summer, school's out. This means we deal with them until a) they get bored, b) they do something stupid enough to get banned, or c) September rears it's beautiful head.

I was nice to them for the time being, hoping they got their initial first-post boners suppressed, but that doesn't seem to have happened. Now I'm just proud to seem better by comparison (at least, in my own world).

Yes I certainly know what you mean, people thinking that they are smart yet can't grasp the art of spelling and grammar. I thought that was a necessity, or maybe I was mistaken? I can't help being smart to them, I used to do it on other boards, where there was alot more. Damn, we have school here from Febuary through till November!

More worthy threads than this have gone to the cesspool.

This is still alive!
Hurrah!

And it's still really boring. I wish the kids here knew what they were talking about, so I could at least get a little stiff reading this.

Ah well.

you dirty shit,just what i was thnkin....

People should be free to conduct whatever sexual methodologies to attain satisfaction and enlightenment.

Humans should always speak for themselves, not for others and also out of empirical experience, and not make judgements too quick about others.

Greetz
Fuku

JESUS U R FUCKIN STALKING ME! IN EVERY THREAD THAT I POST IN, THERE U R COMPLAINING ABOUT MY AGE. SERIOUSLY FUCK U! U THINK I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK OR HIGH?! OR STILL A VIRGIN?? DAMN. :m:


Listen young'en, I'm not stalkin you. I'm just kinda amazed that someone in 8th grade would be into as much shit as you. Someone in 8th grade should still be a virgin. Should not know what it's like to be drunk or high but I guess that's the way of you young people these days. Thinking that being drunk and high and fucking is a cool thing... :eek:

Listen young'en, I'm not stalkin you. I'm just kinda amazed that someone in 8th grade would be into as much shit as you. Someone in 8th grade should still be a virgin. Should not know what it's like to be drunk or high but I guess that's the way of you young people these days. Thinking that being drunk and high and fucking is a cool thing... :eek:
It isn't cool??? :confused:

It isn't cool??? :confused:

Not when u'r in the 8th grade! :bugeye:

You are right of course!! :D

I don't see the appeal in anal sex. Why would a husband do that if he can do something much more natural?

I don't see the appeal in anal sex. Why would a husband do that if he can do something much more natural?
Change the routine. Spice things up. The more routine sex you have (you have a fiance now, right? congrats), the more you will understand and appreciate the appeal of sodomizing your wife.

Yeah, being a sodomite is way better than... not being a sodomite.

Anal sex between heterosexuals is illegal in many, probably most countries, because of religious beliefs (which is a totally invalid reasoning in my opinion, as anal sex is not even mentioned in the bible) and for reasons of protecting the woman from abuse.

Were it legal, the husband could demand to have it as part of his conjugal rights and this is where that right could be abused in the case where the female can't take it.

As the law stands, where the husband has anal sex with his wife by force, she can report him to the authorities and he will be dealt with. in fact, even though a husband and wife do have conjugal rights for straight sex, the husband can still be tried for rape if he habitually takes his wife by force or with violence.

Change the routine. Spice things up. The more routine sex you have (you have a fiance now, right? congrats), the more you will understand and appreciate the appeal of sodomizing your wife.
Well... that's why there are sex toys and fetiches....
I don't see much difference between regular sex and anal sex, so I don't see any appeal. There are certainly better ways of changing the routine....!
Like.... well... I won't describe.... :D
If we start describing this thread will end in the cesspool.... :D

No no, please describe! I want to see how far this thread can be pushed before it gets dumped.

Describe away, capitan.

Oh.... ok. Due to millions of requests, I will start describing some ideas for fetiches and sex toys. :D

No seriously... no...
Ok...why not something simple!? Like taking a shower together?

I've heard of pretty weird stuff too! Like guys wanting girls to piss on them! :eek:

Actually... I remember envisioning a sex toy with a friend the other day.... It was the "sphincter cleaner" or something like that. It would be like a toothbrush, but it would be used down there and it would vibrate, ya know? :D

I know this guy who was at a party where a chick passed out, so they stuck an electric toothbrush up her pooter. And then hit 'on.'

I assume everyone knows the proper way to finger a woman? "The Shocker" is two in the pink and one in the stink. I will have to get a pic to show.

Still in free thoughts, dangerously close now though...

I push some more,...it'll tip over:

Another straigth fact is: you have anal sex every day: When you SHIT, your TURT comes out,...this is the SAME as a F^'kin DICK no?

How about that opinion? :p

I'll push some more, too:

One time, in grade 1, I drew a NAKED picture of my teacher

The mods must be on vacation. Let's not send this to cesspool, I have 5 posts here.

ok ill push farther abotu a sight
people who liek piss and hsit and crap and cosider it " kinky" not gross
i was searching for porn last year ( 13 years of age)
and i came opon osmehting like the shit.com or soemthnig
with asion girls covered in shit
a step farther another porn sight with aobut 20 guys pissing into 1 girls mouth

now i send thee to the cess pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's summer, school's out. This means we deal with them until a) they get bored, b) they do something stupid enough to get banned, or c) September rears it's beautiful head.

I was nice to them for the time being, hoping they got their initial first-post boners suppressed, but that doesn't seem to have happened. Now I'm just proud to seem better by comparison (at least, in my own world).
damn straight bro :D

Seven pages.

Seven bastard pages.

Seven bastard arse tit-wank fucking pages I've read. Seven! Seven fucking pages!

And still no-one has answered the central question.

NO! Not 'can I have anal sex with my wife'? Of course you can! She's your wife! You feed and clothe her! If that isn't enough to earn you your brown wings, then what is!??

The central question is this: DO YOU BIRDS LIKE IT UP THE SHITTER.. OR WHAT!??? BIRDS ONLY to answer from now on.

And no purse-lipped old prunes either. Dirty slags only. With phone numbers.

haha we win its been sent to the cess pool!

riku_124

You visited shit.com?

Atta fucking dolt.

I've heard of pretty weird stuff too! Like guys wanting girls to piss on them! :eek:
hehe, i think id rather the anal sex myself! :D

If that isn't enough to earn you your brown wings, then what is!??[/b]
:m:

The central question is this: DO YOU BIRDS LIKE IT UP THE SHITTER.. OR WHAT!??? BIRDS ONLY to answer from now on.
I'll be your bird if you want!!!hehe only joking, well i can give you a second, or third opinion...whatever, anyway, me and my girlfriend have tried loads of different stuff, and afterwards we talk bout it...she reckons that anal is much more exicting, and
PLEASURABLE,(you can tell by the noise)lol, maybe that answers your question??
And no purse-lipped old prunes either.
i can assure you my lips are deffinatly not'pursed', :D :m:

Anal sex between heterosexuals is illegal in many, probably most countries, because of religious beliefs (which is a totally invalid reasoning in my opinion, as anal sex is not even mentioned in the bible) and for reasons of protecting the woman from abuse. mostly in islamic countries.

It Is Finally In The Cess Pool!!!!!!!

Do u think anal sex is immoral?
In malaysia, having anal sex is illegal and will be jailed and caned, it is prohibited even between husband and wife!I don’t know why you can’t have anal sex with your wife but I know why I can’t have anal sex with your wife.

Her oriental ass is too tight and the drugstore is short on Vaseline.

Plus, you keep disrupting us making me have to jump out the back window.

Sidenote.

Notice the amount of views and responses any topic hinting at sex has in comparison to any other.

Fascinating, don’t you think?

Not really. It's to be expected.

And don't think your boring observation will absolve you of viewing a thread titled "Can I have anal sex with my wife?"

So my observation is "boring" but this entire topic is not?

you really are a sad piece of sh*t arnt you??

this "john smith" doesnt seem to understand the purpose of this forum, whilst browsing different forums he frequently pops up giving random abuse, so i say to him,you immature piece of shit fuck off!!!!

Yer wel cunt, rape your fukin sister, i wud advise any admin to take a VERY close look at ALL of ass wank 'jackamo's' posts, good luck tosser;)

l y yy y

jason u foggot i fucked your little sister instead

pedo,both your sisters, an your dad, very goooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!:)

Wow, this thread will be locked or deleted at this rate.

I'm not going to comment on which I prefer (assuming you don't want to know about what I like) but I say go for it! Have fun and... use lubrication

lubrication is for pussies!! me a man and go in bareback, split her in half!she'l love it

be a man sorry

fuck me sweet, a man after myseklf

indeed ,indeed

jackamo your a fucking faggot and enjoy arsehole. you wudnt even know what a twat looks likes let alone would feel like bare back. the only thing touve split in half is your 4skin when shagging the sofa. you also drive a daewoo matiz. ha ha

atleast ive got a foreskin to split!! jew

it just gets in the way, wht purpose dus it have? nice car fuck face..

coz we all want to drive a van

:confused: coz we all want to drive a van?

fuckin yellow cdi spriter much beter thn your 800cc wank hole, unlukcy fucker

ok u ppl are just strange

Don't post in dead threads inyusha.

Don't post in dead threads inyusha.


ditto

thread doesn't look dead to me.

i think the best answer is,if you dont i will.

How about anal sex with your hampster?

Hahaha, i knew id be the one to bring this thread back to life, anyone want to join me???Hampster??, a tad small, how bout a bunny??!

Do u think anal sex is immoral?
In malaysia, having anal sex is illegal and will be jailed and caned, it is prohibited even between husband and wife!

Sometimes whe I see threads like this I just wonder what the world is coming to, is the world a parody of some kind. I don't even know what to say about this post, maybe ts becuase its in a SciFi site but I am just in suspense. mLOL

You know why you wrap hampsters in duck tape?

So they don't split apart when you fuck them.
-or-
So they don't pop in the microwave.

Do u think anal sex is immoral?
No. Why would it be?
In malaysia, having anal sex is illegal and will be jailed and caned, it is prohibited even between husband and wife!
Rebel now, you spineless pinfuckle.

Pinfuckle?! You got me again, Haps. ROFL.

Yes, hahahaha....hahaha...haha..ha............all righty then.

John smith is a wise man, do not judge him.

ive had anal sex with my wife and it made her cry, it depends on your size i guess, but if your well hung then i suggest dont just lube up and stick it in because she will be in pain and it will make her bleed, i suggest loosen her up with soemthing smaller before you go and stick it in, even if you ease it in with KY jelly, if your big its gonna fucking hurt her so be carefull.

Wow, i like the description!!!;)

For all the good anal sex does you might as well stick it up your arse.

For all the good anal sex does you might as well stick it up your arse.
... :D