I'm a full body donor and I wondred what they looked for in a donation. While this isn't a legitimate site, it did answer some questions. Only time I've ever been sad that I wasn't an albino. (I'm worth $3990)

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

Hehe - this concept reminds me somewhat of Max Headroom, and the body banks.

At any rate, the current value of my corpse appraised at $6025.

...At any rate, the current value of my corpse appraised at $6025.

OMG!!! You're a vegetarian albino dwarf aren't you!?

i'm worth Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3805!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

$4775 and i smoke... lol
Was just wondering what the hell hair length has to do with anyhting :confused:

Can i get an advance on my corpse ? :D

$6475!


fucking cheap bastards. thats a serious insult.

peace

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5225!

:(

OMG!!! You're a vegetarian albino dwarf aren't you!?

Nope. said that I eat some healthy and some bad, don't smoke, have an athletic body, average height, drink once a week, don't lay out in the sun, etc - nothing crazy.

$5465.00

Btw, why the hell does it ask if you're albino?

i guess albinos being rare and all would make rather sought after specimens.

my body is rated at $4990

my son is worth:


Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5105!

Hmmmm, interesting that they measure the worth in US dollars, which are technically worthless. That means that everyone's corpse is basically worth nothing.

Aren't you glad you know that now?