CS whores himself for money blog.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by lixluke, May 18, 2007.

  1. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I am thinking about doing pizza deliveries Fri, Sat, Sun afternoons because I ran out of dough. Those SSI assholes only pay $560 per month. My rent alone is $500.

    I need to pay my bills. I've worked for a huge pizza company before. Won't name it here so don't ask. It's Papa John's.
     
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  3. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    The consummate communist working as a coprorate whore???

    You can't at least get a job for a locally owned business???

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  5. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Exactly when did our hero lapse into self-parody? Can anyone pinpoint the moment? It seems to be more pronounced of late too. I wonder if this is deliberate..
     
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  7. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Ideally, I would like a cash job. No paycheck. Under the tables. But I can't find one with breezy hours, and decent pay. I tried doing taxi which is 100% cash, but they made me work a minimum of 72 hours per week. I would have made a ton of money if I was an alert and energetic individual. Because I am the definition of tired and energyless, I was only making $325 per week. Screw that! I make that much working for those PJ assholes, but I am using my own car. The good thing is the schedule is only 3 days, and adjustable if I tell them in advance I want 2 or 3 days off for the next week. Also, it can be pretty fun in store, and tons of hot girls order in Miami Beach. Note: I live in the worst neighborhood in the USA where they film the reality crime show First 48 alot. But anytime I need to get money, I go to Miami Beach
     
  8. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    That's how it starts.
    You're done for now.
    Idealism is down the drain the day you work for a corporate retail giant.
    You've sold your soul.

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  9. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    What are you talking abt? I've done it tons of times before. Bizillions of people do it. Who cares? The only work I will not take is non pacifist work. Like security/police/anything where violence and weapons are involved. Never say never though because if they want to give me a billion dollars to do security, no prob. Hell, I'd do it for half a nine tenths of a billion.
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    They're crabs.
     
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  12. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Yes. Crabs are people who have a screwe up life of slavery, and want to drag others to their level by convincing them to do the same thing as if it is the right thing to do to be a slave.
     
  13. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    At least I didn't sell out to corporate pigdom. I'm a state employee. At least you aren't gonna work for Dominos, the owner is a big contributor to extremist fundamentalist Christian cults and violent anti choice terrorists. They've been run out of dozens of college campuses.
    Irony: Guess what I had for lunch? Papa John's. I didn't buy it though! There's lots of end of the school year parties here at work and I was invited to partake in the booty.
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, whatever. Now bring me my fucking pizza.
     
  15. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Papa John's is no different than Dominoes. Neither is the Government. All of them are evil.
     
  16. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    Some more than others.
     
  17. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    CRABS! Lix has crabs? THAT's what's been crawling about his flat! Ewwwwwww!!!!!
     
  18. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Exactly.
    Sell-out.

    There are very few things in this lifetime that you truly own and can not be taken from you by any means.
    The only way to part with these things is to make the conscious decision to do so yourself - to give them away.
    As these things can only be willingly relinquished and consciously compromised or sacrificed, the true measure of a person is what they do with these things - how they treat them.
    A person is defined by his or her integrity.

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  19. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Don't you have a degree? Why are you on SSI?
     
  20. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Welcome to the machine. Do you get to wear a uniform? Post a picture of yourself, holding a tower of pizzas, wearing your uniform.

    "Who's that at the door, honey?"
    "Oh, it's ok - it's just the pizza delivery guy."

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  21. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    It beats the male exotic dancer gig he was doing a while back.
     
  22. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    Everybody is a sell out. We do it because we have no choice. If I had a bloody choice, I would be writing every single day, exercising for better health and energy, doing shows, meeting girls. Unfortunally, we are all forced to do crap like this. They do not physically put shackles on us. Nonetheless, there is nothing I can do about it. I have thousands of options, and this is the most practical choice I can think of.

    I can work 3 days a week, a few hrs per day. I can spend the rest of the week writing, taking care of BS, dealing with Skimnoebeeissordidises, and exercising for better health and energy.

    Meanwhile, I will be able to save up enough money to buy that $450 vitamix blender I need to make my healthy juice/veg drinks. If you can think of a better deal, I would love to hear it.

    Not to mention, I will have lots of pizzas to take home with me. They tend to throw extra pizzas out, so the people that live in my hell hole will also have pizza to eat. Especially considering the only pizza place that delivers in my area is small crappy pizza joint.
     
  23. lixluke Refined Reinvention Valued Senior Member

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    I'll post some pics once I get my cam working.
     

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