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kajolishot
06-26-03, 12:57 PM
This is so damn cool!

New Debate: President of USA vs Governer of Texas, Presidental Candidate

Contrasts of his "moral" stances.


http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/tds/stewart/jon_7131.html


Dumb Repubniks.

:m: May god continue to bless America, and not bless other peoples.

edit:
added direct link.

kajolishot
06-26-03, 01:21 PM
Here is the transcript for those who cannot watch

JS: Thank you Governor. Mr. President, you won the coin toss, the first question will go to you. Why is the United States of America using its power to change governments in foreign countries?

Pres: We must stand up for our security and for the permanent rights and the hopes of mankind. The USA will make that stand.

JS: Well certainly that represents a bold new doctrine in foreign
policy, Mr. President. Governor Bush, do you agree with that?

Gov: I'm not so sure the role of the United States should be to go around the world and say "this is the way it's gotta be."

JS: Alright, well that's interesting. That's a difference of opinion,
and certainly that's what this country is about, differences of
opinion. Mr. President, let me just get specific. Why are we in Iraq?

Pres: Well, umm... we will be changing the regime of Iraq... for the good of the Iraqi people.

JS: Governor, then I'd like to hear your response on that.

Gov: If we're an arrogant nation, then they'll resent us. I think one way for us to end up being viewed as the Ugly American is to go around the world saying "we do it this way, so should you."

JS: Well, that's an excellent point. I don't think you can argue with that! Mr. President, so is the idea to just build a new country that we like better?

Pres: We will tear down the apparatus of terror, and we will help build a new Iraq that is prosperous and free.

Gov: I don't think our troops ought to be used for what's called "nation building."

JS: Well, that's fair enough, Governor, well, certainly you're
entitled to that. But then Gov., answer this: how do you propose that we nation-build? Would you use diplomacy?

Gov. Let me say this: I wouldn't use force. I wouldn't use force.

Pres: (shrugs, dumbfounded)

JS: Well... Mr. President, clearly you're skeptical of the governor.
Now Gov., you sound categorically against the use of force. In your time in Texas, what have you done to demonstrate your willingness to be tough?

Gov: I've been standing up to Big Hollywood, Big Trial Lawyers... <trademark Shrub smirk> Um, what was the question, it was about emergencies, wasn't it? <Shrub frat smirk-giggle>

JS: <laughs, then serious> No. No it wasn't. Getting back to Iraq, Mr. President, you're as familiar with the Governor's record in Texas as anybody. Are you willing, Mr. President, to trust Gov. Bush with our foreign policy?

Pres: I am not willing to take that chance again, John.

JS: Strong words from two very different men. Now, as this debate draws to a close, I need to turn to the subject of money. Much of this discussion on foreign policy is moot if we can't afford to pay for it. So we're running out of time, quickly, both of you, let's talk numbers.

Pres: I'm sending the Congress a wartime supplemental appropriations request of $74.7 BILLION dollars, to fund needs directly arising from the Iraqi conflict.

JS: $74.7 billion dollars appears to be within the realm of reason. Governor?

Gov: Obviously tonight we're going to hear some phony numbers about what I think and what we ought to do. [jb?]

JS: That's a little vituperative! Well on that note I want to thank
both George W. Bushes for taking part tonight, and keeping with our debate rules we will end our discussion with a trite and insincere farewell. Mr. President, you are the most powerful man in the world, you can go first.

Pres: <poker face> Goodnight. And may God continue to bless America.

Carnuth
06-26-03, 04:24 PM
that should be a commercial

ElectricFetus
06-26-03, 09:40 PM
Well those republicans will claim that 9/11 change everything, there for allowing the president to flip flop on the issues... slicker then snot like how they got the vice pres. out of the Enron scandal faster then anyone could say "Watergate".