"Addressing Climate Crisis, Bush Calls For Development Of National Air Conditioner (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/addressing_climate_crisis_bush)
June 20, 2007 | Issue 43•25

WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address reminiscent of President Kennedy's historic 1961 speech pledging to put a man on the moon, President Bush responded to the global warming crisis Monday by calling for the construction of a giant national air conditioner by the year 2015. "


What do you guys think about the idea?

might not be as far fetched as one might imagine.
with HAARP technology weather modification is a definite reality.

Really? Tell me more! :p

And who said that Bush was an evil dictator!?

Anyway, I'd like to see how he proposes to accomplish this... but it sounds like a good idea.

Powered by fossil fuels.

I like the idea, 100 trillion dollars isn't a bad price for global survival, but if it runs off of fossil fuels it would be better to create a super massive air FILTER. NOT air conditioner!

I have an even better idea, we should do to america something similar to the dome on The Truman Show, with the exception that our dome would have the ability to open and close to let fresh air inside, like a super massive footbal stadium, and of course for night time we would have to replicate the moon as well as the millions of stars.

but what if someone drove a plane into it? Then all that money would be wasted on a gigantic target.

True, from now on lets not build anything, and declare a victory for terrorism.

:D Is the air conditioner going to run on hot air?

True, from now on lets not build anything, and declare a victory for terrorism.

No need to be that drastic. You could just build everything underground.:)

I do hope that all of you realize this is just a spoof...

I do hope that all of you realize this is just a spoof...

...just like Global Warming.

And who said that Bush was an evil dictator!?

Anyway, I'd like to see how he proposes to accomplish this... but it sounds like a good idea.
I hope you actually checked my source...... :D

I do hope that all of you realize this is just a spoof...
Hah. I didn't know it was a spoof at first and started reading it as if it were regular news. :bugeye: LMAO! Priceless.

('course, it's impossible to read through the whole article and not figure it out)

Hah. I didn't know it was a spoof at first and started reading it as if it were regular news. :bugeye: LMAO! Priceless.

('course, it's impossible to read through the whole article and not figure it out)

Yeah they have such funny ones. This is another priceless one.

After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist)

Hah. I didn't know it was a spoof at first and started reading it as if it were regular news. :bugeye: LMAO! Priceless.

('course, it's impossible to read through the whole article and not figure it out)
HAHA! That was EXACTLY my intention. :D :cool:

Yeah they have such funny ones. This is another priceless one.

After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist)
I love the onion. Best News Source ever! :D

:roflmao:
thanks, both of ya. This topic's hilarious.

This is wrong. It's going to give certain individuals a lot of power, and power corrupts.

You gotta look at it this way: how is this profitable for the corporations funding the political parties?