View Full Version : Brokeback Mountain - The Worst Movie In The World


darksidZz
05-14-07, 05:59 PM
It's a poll, all voters are hidden from view. This will be your place to freely decide, did this film suck majorly or not?

I for one fell asleep then had to rewatch it, there is no storyline and the way the 2 cowhands become 1 is beyond reason. I also was wondering, exactly where did the guy get killed? I mean is this freakin the dark ages, I ask you to show me someone that's been killed the way it's shown in the film, it's BS.

So no cops went to investigate? No law? wtf... it's ridiculious to me.

Click here to read about it and watch the trailer...

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808403312/details

I'm sorry, the trailer kills the movie hands down, the movie is sooooo boring!

PS Umm imagine 2 woman in their roles? Takes a new twist doesn't it lmao

Genji
05-14-07, 06:07 PM
It wasn't either great or horrible. It was beautifully filmed and the acting was good but it was depressing. I loved the tent sex though. The crunchy dirt, the clanging belts, the thrusting and grunts, but especially the 'spit in the hand' scene!
I've seen ALOT of far worse films, BBM was just a sad story of the sanctioned violence and hatred of gay men in the USA.

darksidZz
05-14-07, 06:10 PM
:shrug: ok, hey are you back now?

IceAgeCivilizations
05-14-07, 06:12 PM
BBM, what an unfortunate acronym.

mountainhare
05-14-07, 06:24 PM
From memory, there was more hetero sex than homo sex through the movie. Oh the irony!

Genji
05-14-07, 06:26 PM
:shrug: ok, hey are you back now?I've stated repeatedly my last day is May 30th. It could be sooner.
Kinda like saying goodbye to a relative at the airport and the flight keeps getting delayed huh!? May 30 is the end of the road for Genji until I po up maybe in the future.

darksidZz
05-14-07, 06:31 PM
My memory not so great Genji, forgive :(

PS We miss u

15ofthe19
05-15-07, 11:46 AM
It's a poll, all voters are hidden from view. This will be your place to freely decide, did this film suck majorly or not?

I for one fell asleep then had to rewatch it, there is no storyline and the way the 2 cowhands become 1 is beyond reason. I also was wondering, exactly where did the guy get killed? I mean is this freakin the dark ages, I ask you to show me someone that's been killed the way it's shown in the film, it's BS.

So no cops went to investigate? No law? wtf... it's ridiculious to me.

Click here to read about it and watch the trailer...

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808403312/details

I'm sorry, the trailer kills the movie hands down, the movie is sooooo boring!

PS Umm imagine 2 woman in their roles? Takes a new twist doesn't it lmao


I thought it was entirely depressing, but I guess I shouldn't have been surprised by that, considering who wrote the story.

That being said, it had some beautiful cinematography. I just didn't think it merited all the credit it was given by the industry.

S.A.M.
05-15-07, 12:14 PM
The spoof wasn't too bad
http://13gb.com/media.php?id=1364

Oli
05-15-07, 12:15 PM
Or this one:
http://www.starz.com/features/brokebackmountain/

mountainhare
05-15-07, 08:38 PM
Or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

BenTheMan
05-15-07, 08:53 PM
Or this one:
http://13gb.com/media.php?id=1364

Oli
05-15-07, 08:59 PM
Ben, that's the one Sam linked to #9. I thought I'd seen it.

BenTheMan
05-15-07, 09:23 PM
my bad. I didn't look at the links because I have a shitty connection.

S.A.M.
05-15-07, 09:25 PM
Or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

That is so ghey!:p

Oli
05-15-07, 09:27 PM
But worth watching. "Angry Alien" in google has tons of Bunny films - classics in 30 seconds or less, acted by rabbits. I don't know how they do it all the scenes and lines you remember are done in half a minute...
http://www.angryalien.com/
I just saw they now do Pirates of the Carribean, 1 & 2. Off to the cinema, later guys...

superstring01
05-15-07, 10:26 PM
Why does it have to be either "terrible" or "great"... couldn't it just have been okay?

~String

Nikelodeon
05-16-07, 03:42 AM
No shade of grey please.

lucifers angel
05-26-07, 09:14 AM
BBM was an incredible movie i loved it,

monadnock
05-26-07, 12:44 PM
IT WAS GREAT OR IT SUCKED? so much for the gray areas.

I don't think that it was either. a decent film on relationships,
love and hatred of homosexuals.

tablariddim
05-26-07, 02:06 PM
I found it utterly boring, slow and depressing, could not relate to it on any level and switched channels after half an hour. It might have been easier to swallow (no pun) had it not been for all the hype.

lucifers angel
05-26-07, 07:01 PM
I found it utterly boring, slow and depressing, could not relate to it on any level and switched channels after half an hour. It might have been easier to swallow (no pun) had it not been for all the hype.

then open your mind

§outh§tar
05-26-07, 07:32 PM
tablariddim is a homophobe, very likely frustrated by his latent attraction for young college boys. Leave him to himself.

;)

darksidZz
05-26-07, 09:20 PM
I found it utterly boring, slow and depressing, could not relate to it on any level and switched channels after half an hour. It might have been easier to swallow (no pun) had it not been for all the hype.

He's right, it was utterly boring and slow, it depressed the hell outta me and I'm already depressed on Zoloft for iT!