Hello there!
I'm new here, and I need some help. I'm kind of lost :D
Let me tell ya a little about me:
My name is Aline, I'm from Brazil and I study Pharmacy at UFMT (Mato Grosso Federal University). I'm 21.

I'd like you to be pacient with me, my english is not that good :o ....


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Hi. Welcome. I am an old pro around here. LOL!--I've been here for a day. The people here are really cool (at least until you p!ss them off.) ;)

hahhaha... I'll try not to do this ^^

Yeah, good luck with that. I tried and it lasted 3 minutes.:D

Welcome miharu!

*In behalf of SciForums staff!*

Welcome aboard,

the people here are not cool, not cool at all but they are diverse, we have fundamentalist christians, neo con stooges, islamonazis and Red Army11.

We have at least 2 other brazilians on the board

cool lol!
you all look great.
I'll try to make mylself home, ya can help me? ^^

Welcome aboard,

the people here are not cool, not cool at all but they are diverse, we have fundamentalist christians, neo con stooges, islamonazis and Red Army11.

We have at least 2 other brazilians on the board

You forgot anti-American paid propagandist Islamofascists.:mad:

Hi. Welcome. I am an old pro around here. LOL!--I've been here for a day. The people here are really cool (at least until you p!ss them off.) ;)

This isn't doing you any good either.:bugeye:

not really :D

Welcome aboard,

the people here are not cool, not cool at all but they are diverse, we have fundamentalist christians, neo con stooges, islamonazis and Red Army11.

We have at least 2 other brazilians on the board

Who are you? You'll never last around here.

You forgot anti-American paid propagandist Islamofascists.
Wow, we have them AND RedArmy11? We are truly blessed.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/antigravitycatpm5.gif

huehuhauheuheuha.... wtf?!

donkey punch.

Abs, I can contribute the buttered toast, maybe Samcdkey would let us have some of her kittens... just in the interests of science. :D

Hello there!
hey man, wassup?
I'm new here,
it's kind of obvious with 22 posts.
and I need some help.
oh no! somebody seeking advice.
I'm kind of lost :D
ever hear of a map? compass? have you asked for directions? if so were they blonde?
Let me tell ya a little about me:
you got us on the edges of our seats.
My name is Aline,
i'm leopold99. i would like for you to meet my friend spuriousmonkey.
I'm from Brazil
i'm from america, spurious is from bum fucked egypt.
and I study Pharmacy at UFMT
heh, heh, heh, no comment.
I'm 21.
i'm old enough to be your daddy.

I'd like you to be pacient with me, my english is not that good :o ....
no problem. there are a few posters on this board where english is their third language.

no problem. there are a few posters on this board where english is their third language.

like buffalo roam.
dyslexia my ass.

like buffalo roam.
dyslexia my ass.
Yeah but big red text overcomes that problem.

Yeah but big red text overcomes that problem.

DONKEY PUNCH THE MUSLIMS!!!

like that?

DONKEY PUNCH THE MUSLIMS!!!
ok, you have convinced me not to use red letters. :truce:

Abs, I can contribute the buttered toast, maybe Samcdkey would let us have some of her kittens... just in the interests of science. :D

Stay away from my puddy tat.:mad:

Stay away from my puddy tat.:mad:

how about a big fat
DONKEY PUNCH?

Aww Sam, you must have spares... just one or two (dozen). We'll hand them back nearly as good as new. But covered in crumbs and butter with the odd staple-hole in them. I'm sure they'll love it. :D

Aww Sam, you must have spares... just one or two (dozen). We'll hand them back nearly as good as new. But covered in crumbs and butter with the odd staple-hole in them. I'm sure they'll love it. :D

I haven't forgotten what happened the last time I provided the cat.:mad:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56140

Yeah but you turned me down on that as well. You consistently fail to give (or loan) me any cats.
(Note I deliberately said cat because, oh never mind one of the dimwits here will twist the statement :D )

C'mon, Aashan Khaatir, Saiyyadati. :bawl:

PS I just re-read that entire thread - I'd forgotten how much you and ToR hijacked my serious scientific proposition.
And what happened to Supes? I haven't seen him around for ages.

Aww Sam, you must have spares... just one or two (dozen). We'll hand them back nearly as good as new. But covered in crumbs and butter with the odd staple-hole in them. I'm sure they'll love it. :D
geez. Don't want to imagine this.

I haven't forgotten what happened the last time I provided the cat.:mad:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=56140
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!

One of my finer moments in physics and it gets hijacked women talking about pussies! I ask you... :D

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!

Welcome to sciforums; I'm old, bald and have no teeth, I also drool a bit, but being extremely awesome, I'm the resident diva.

Bow to me and all will be fine.;)

Welcome to sciforums; I'm old, bald and have no teeth, I also drool a bit, but being extremely awesome, I'm the resident diva.

Come now Sam, you do yourself a disservice. You drool a lot. And your spellchecker has slipped again:
A W F U L. Try it.


I demand my experimental kittens

Come now Sam, you do yourself a disservice. You drool a lot. And your spellchecker has slipped again:
A W F U L. Try it.


I demand my experimental kittens

What is with dyslexics and red text?:eek:

I see you have silently digested my previous kitty and the chili and the beer.

And no report forthcoming either! Moreover Tor's pussy is missing, highly suspicious!:bawl:

I'm passing on the information to the relevant authorities.:jason:

i'm leopold99. i would like for you to meet my friend spuriousmonkey.

i'm from america, spurious is from bum fucked egypt.

no problem. there are a few posters on this board where english is their third language.

Thanks for introducing me. Leopold has been an American for so long he forgot that the rest of the World uses capital letters at the beginning of sentences and sometimes even in the middle.

We still love him though.

I'm the resident diva.


i um....must challenge this statement.
i thought I was.

i um....must challenge this statement.
i thought I was.

You lost the drooling contest.:bugeye:

You lost the drooling contest
Damn, and I missed the finals....

let the two-teeth girl be the diva ^^

let the two-teeth girl be the diva ^^

What part of Bow to me and all will be fine escapes you?:bugeye:

I'm passing on the information to the relevant authorities.
Why should I care? You and ToR concluded that I'm already dead and haunting myself... Who knew I'd come back as a chili and kitten-eating Guinness drinking hero?

Why should I care? You and ToR concluded that I'm already dead and haunting myself... Who knew I'd come back as a chili and kitten-eating Guinness drinking hero?

Go back to the corner and wear your dunce cap Junior :mad:

You lost the drooling contest.:bugeye:

i suppose ill have to post a picture of my boobs to compete.

i suppose ill have to post a picture of my boobs to compete.

I'm 36D :bugeye:

Go back to the corner and wear your dunce cap Junior
Awww Sam don't you like me anymore? :bawl: :truce:

I'm 36D
I'm a 44......

Awww Sam don't you like me anymore? :bawl: :truce:


I'm a 44......

Not since you made chili out of my puddy and washed it down with a beer:bawl:

I'm 36D :bugeye:

hmm..dont know that i can compete with that for awhile........
*starts eating nothing but buttered pork*

hmm..dont know that i can compete with that for awhile........
*starts eating nothing but buttered pork*

You gotta feed the boobs.

This (http://www.alt-gifts.com/gifts/Mens-personal-boob-hand-massager-3193.htm) is good practise on how.

well, i am not so much for all that......

ill just practice by squeezing my cat's head first.

*pop*

i wouldnt dare..she would reincarnate into something faaaaar more dangerous, i have a feeling.

i wouldnt dare..she would reincarnate into something faaaaar more dangerous, i have a feeling.
Something chili flavoured? Yum.

Something chili flavoured? Yum.

my kitty gives the distinct notion that her flesh holds her back from doing what she wants to all living beings.

except when i feed her tuna. then she is nice.

What part of Bow to me and all will be fine escapes you?:bugeye:

calm down! ;)

http://www.ime.uerj.br/~progerio/fun/joke/Gatinho%20mentiroso.jpg

- The cat on the right:That's true! That fucking mouse was THIS size!
- The cat on the left: Don't lie like this, dude!

i ADORE CATS!

Sure, cute and everything. But put on the truth-o-glasses:

http://www.davidmsc.com/cowcatevil.jpg

I am in shock - two new females ( Sandy and Miharu ), both with 20+ posts a day !!!!!!!!!!!!
Coincidence .............only ILLUMINATI KNOWS .....