Black Panther Tasered in Michigan

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Tasering of cougar ends with a surprise

    (DETROIT FREE PRESS) - Warren Police scrambled about 10 officers after a 911 caller reported seeing a black panther in a wooded area near the southern side of Bates Park.

    "It's huge," the caller insisted.

    Arriving officers decided that the piercing black eyes on the cougar -- sitting inside a discarded section of cement drain pipe -- were so menacing that they quickly cordoned off the area. It was shortly after 8 p.m. Monday, and daylight was fading fast.

    Fearing the large cat would lunge at officers or escape and run loose, police quickly moved into position and shot the cougar with a Taser stun gun.

    They got him -- right in the stuffing.

    Turns out the cougar was a large stuffed toy, apparently placed in the pipe as a hoax.

    "There was a fear that ... it could ... endanger the community," Warren Police Commissioner William Dwyer told the Free Press on Thursday. "We're out there to keep the community safe, by whatever means necessary."...

    damn, we're stupid in Michigan. How on earth do you mistake a silent non-moving stuffed toy for a real panther?
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    well, he got the stuffing beat out of him. Don't even wanna know about the cavity search
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    What a damn idiots.
    The taser gun would probably just have pissed the panther off.
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I think tasering pisses anything off, but there is little they can do about it while having spasms.
     
  9. Arsalan Registered Senior Member

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    Well, at least it wasnt a real life lion. Lions can take gunshots at point blank range without them slowing them down, initially.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Tigers too, so I suspect panthers aren't much different.
    Tasering it would have just given it a reason to become aggressive.
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Its kind of immobilized after its been tasered.
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It might be, but I have my doubts. I wouldn't want to be the one to find out..
     
  13. wallarookiller Registered Senior Member

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    I thought this was about the African American group from the 60's "the black panthers"
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    yeah, you're more likely to see that than a real panther here in MI
     

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