View Full Version : Bird or Bloke....


spike_k
07-07-04, 03:27 PM
It's sometimes hard and frustrating talking to your fellow sciforumites.....and not know if they are equiped with either a beef bayonet or a fine set of ladybumps...come on...who's who?

I'll start.....

Bloke


God, does it notice I'm at a loose end????

Thor
07-07-04, 03:28 PM
I think there's a gender identifying thread in 'About the Members'.

But I'll follow your lead. I am armed with a pork sword.

Dreamwalker
07-07-04, 03:30 PM
Since I have got a dick,some balls, a beard and hairy legs I would surely be an ugly woman.

jadedflower
07-07-04, 03:34 PM
eer.... refined curves and none of that male bluntness. Female? I confess!

buffys
07-07-04, 03:43 PM
fear my mighty love cannon!

fadingCaptain
07-07-04, 03:51 PM
I am the proud owner of (2) testicles.

Logically Unsound
07-07-04, 04:25 PM
but no dick... HAHA



i plead male... as a continuation of this metaphorical way of saying:
i am a guy.

spike_k
07-07-04, 04:36 PM
I think there's a gender identifying thread in 'About the Members'.




Is there? Oh balls to that, it's good to talk....as Bob Hoskins once said...mind you he was a little bald bloke living in the shadow of Michael Caine..

vslayer
07-08-04, 04:59 AM
there seems to be some form of life down there, im 70% sure that im a guy

the preacher
07-08-04, 03:06 PM
one huge pair of B@#'£$%~s, and a twenty incher.




and then I woke up.

coluber
07-08-04, 11:03 PM
female last time i checked

sargentlard
07-08-04, 11:18 PM
I can't tell :(

vslayer
07-09-04, 06:44 AM
try using a mirror to see below the stomach of doom :p

or is it the ta ta's ure nor sure about

My Sexy Blue Feet
07-09-04, 08:00 AM
bird. We fly better :-p

invert_nexus
07-09-04, 08:10 AM
Ug, me man! Fire goooood!

Jolonar
07-19-04, 11:14 PM
Blokes here! My and my friends. The girls are here too, but they are not interested in the Cesspool! Their too intellectual, or so they think!

Blue_UK
07-20-04, 04:12 AM
XY all the way.

spike_k
07-20-04, 04:19 AM
Blokes here! My and my friends. The girls are here too, but they are not interested in the Cesspool! Their too intellectual, or so they think!

No worries, they can start a knitting forum or something...lol

The Flemster
07-20-04, 05:43 AM
Hmm... lets have a look...

*unzips fly... removes warning device placed there by some shadowy government*

Yep. A stick and giggleberries. I'm a Spanish woman.

Dude, I'm a dude.

The (all that is man) Flemster.

Blue_UK
07-20-04, 07:39 AM
No worries, they can start a knitting forum or something...lol

I know some intellectual girls who more immature than I am. Not the forum dwelling types though.

Jolonar
07-20-04, 06:53 PM
I know some intellectual girls who more immature than I am. Not the forum dwelling types though.

I agree! :bugeye: :eek: :bugeye:

J.

Repo Man
07-20-04, 08:27 PM
Ug, me man! Fire goooood!

http://members.aol.com/Kathster1/ttfxmas.jpg

Frankenstein say FIRE BAD!

Working Class Hero
07-24-04, 07:22 AM
Im a man. And im drinking bitter right now.

Logically Unsound
07-25-04, 04:13 PM
what made you so bitter?

invert_nexus
07-25-04, 04:32 PM
Frankenstein say FIRE BAD!

Yes, but both Tonto and Tarzan agree that fire good. Frankenstein's monster is the exception that proves the rule, don't you know. ;)

awhimsicalfire
08-04-04, 10:43 PM
i am woman, hear me roar!

i'm surprised this one hasn't been used yet.

mickeyboy
08-10-04, 05:53 AM
In all this confusion i kinda forgot myself!
So do you punk? Do you? Do you pee standing up?

I am all man......well apart from my hairy manbreasts....but hey the diet starts tomorrow

spuriousmonkey
08-10-04, 06:12 AM
I have hair on my chest.

Jolonar
08-10-04, 10:13 PM
I have hair on my chest.

Why do you have hair on your chest? Doesn't it interfere with the two br***ts?

spuriousmonkey
08-11-04, 01:35 AM
Yes, they were better visible when I was younger and had much less hair

Jolonar
08-15-04, 12:36 AM
Yes, they were better visible when I was younger and had much less hair

I thought so!
:m: :m:
You take too much!!! :eek:

Regards,
J.

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 02:34 AM
You take too much!!! :eek:


Actually, i can't find any :m: in finland. But now a friend said he had connections. So expect me to get more immature soon.

Jolonar
08-15-04, 06:49 AM
Actually, i can't find any :m: in finland. But now a friend said he had connections. So expect me to get more immature soon.

I look forward to that. But how can you become worse than a Gnat in a handbag? :confused:

Regards,
J.

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 10:19 AM
But how can you become worse than a Gnat in a handbag? :confused:


It is easy. I haven't even been really trying so far.

regards,

s.

Yamayama
08-15-04, 10:43 AM
Bloke

Kunax
08-15-04, 12:02 PM
blip

Kunax
08-15-04, 12:04 PM
blop

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 01:39 PM
blup

Kunax
08-15-04, 01:46 PM
bloop blop bluuup

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 01:53 PM
why do we always have to be bird or bloke? why can't we be a hermaphrodite?

Kunax
08-15-04, 01:58 PM
sorry did you say something, i have no idea what this threads about.

Hermaphrodites are wierd, they are neather 1 or the other

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 01:59 PM
aha...a fin called me strange today because I was reading a book in the metro.

Kunax
08-15-04, 02:08 PM
what was it about?. I always semi sleept on the bus/trains listening to people or having weird dreams and finding solutions to problems I way i had not thought about before

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 02:11 PM
It was 'the poet' John connely.
best seller stuff.

About MURDER...It must be the most normal book someone could read. I usually tend to read weirder books than that.

Kunax
08-15-04, 02:30 PM
sounds boring, how many are death before chapter 3, how does it compare to Islands Saga's in body count

spuriousmonkey
08-15-04, 02:33 PM
sounds boring, how many are death before chapter 3, how does it compare to Islands Saga's in body count

Rambo 2 had more deaths.

Kunax
08-15-04, 02:38 PM
does he kill people by telling bad poetry ?

Logically Unsound
08-15-04, 05:20 PM
yes.
and then he bursts the survivors ear drums with his freestyle rapping.

spuriousmonkey
08-16-04, 01:49 AM
does he kill people by telling bad poetry ?

He kills them by shooting them in the head and making it look like a suicide. Not to worry though. He only kills homicide cops who have difficulties solving a case.

Are you a copper?