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ChildOfTheMind
04-16-03, 06:12 PM
What is the biggest lie you have ever told?

Thor
04-16-03, 06:18 PM
Well I kinda told a guy that he had BBQ seasoning on his chicken but it was in fact this pepper stuff. I did it on purpose cause I wanted to see how he'd react to the spices!! He ended up in hospital. How was I supposed to know he was allergic?
And he doesn't even suspect that I did it on purpose, kept saying it was only an accident. I feel kinda guilty really. I rarely lie, so that's the best I could come up with.

Bebelina
04-16-03, 06:52 PM
I can imagine that scared you from telling lies.

DouBTlessWonDer
04-16-03, 06:54 PM
I really don't have a big lie (that I remember...) but when I was in 2nd grade, the teacher stamped the papers that were homework with a stamp and after completing my paper, I was proud of myself and decided to color this stamp. The next day, she asked me who drew on my paper and she was sooo PISSED! So I lied and said 'my younger brother' even though I am the youngest but she was super mad and still gave me a punishment! I was only seven years old!:( oh well.

Alpha
04-16-03, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by ChildOfTheMind
What is the biggest lie you have ever told? I suspect you have a big lie you told, you'd like to bring out?

Bebelina
04-16-03, 06:58 PM
The only lie I can in this moment recall telling was when I was a kid, about 4 years old, I told my best friend that my father had a horse in the town he lived in and that the horses name was Krumlum...what a silly name..and then I could never bring myself to tell her it was a lie, so even when we were about 20 and she asked me again what that horses name was, I couldn't tell the truth, but it was very embarrasing. I hope she never brings it up again. I will write her a letter when we're 80 and tell her the shocking truth, or maybe she knew all along and just wanted to see if I could keep the lie up or not...
:bugeye:

Salty
04-16-03, 07:19 PM
I swear officer I didn't know she was 3.

Jerrek
04-16-03, 08:39 PM
My brother is 2 years younger than me, but my sister is 9 years younger than me. When she was like 4, my brother and I managed to convince her she is adopted ...

sargentlard
04-16-03, 11:59 PM
When i was a wee little lad one day in school i hid this kids bookbag, i knew the kid and he was cool but i was a asshole at that time, so i hid his bookbag and got on the bus. This kid looked for his bookbag everywhere and eventually gave up and got on the bus. I yelled at this kid throughout the whole bus ride in front of everybody on the bus...this went on for about 30 minutes or so. I yelled at him about how careless he was at losing his bag when i reality i had hid the bag. When his stop came he had tears in his eyes and truly felt really bad at himself for losing his bag. So that's the worst lie i have ever told.


Oh and did i mention the kid was about 4 years younger than me so he was a real wee little lad.

Bet he won't forget to take his things now
:D .

airavata
04-17-03, 08:34 AM
even mine is somewhat similar. this girl was getting irritating.. so i took her bag and threw it over the school balcony.......without realising it was raining. the bag got soaked, i mean soaked.....my other friends started spitting on the bag from the balcony.

and then she comes to me with tears in her eyes and asks me if i know where her bag was. i started to laugh when she said her maths, physics, chemistry and biology projects were in there. and these were really important. and she looked so sad and depressed i just couldn't say i threw it. that was really bad.

but this happened around 2 years back, so i'd like to think i've matured a bit.:D

Weiser_Dub
04-17-03, 06:31 PM
I once told a lie that was quite big. Actually it was more of a story. I got some of my friends to right it down. It was about this guy named Jesus.

ben nevis
04-17-03, 06:54 PM
I remember when I was a child and because we were a big family we often had to find our food. My father would often send me out to the fields with a sack for potatoes and I would fill it. Coming home from a raid one day, with a one hundredweight sack full I was stopped by the police. Remember, I was only ten and could barely drag the bag never mind carry it and when the cop leaned out of his car window and said, "what have you got there son?" I replied, "nothing".