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Preacher_X
05-02-04, 12:52 PM
www.biblesexstories.com

i never knew the Bible was so "interesting"

i bet they dont teach you that at Sunday School

Rappaccini
05-02-04, 01:21 PM
Mmmm...

Virgins... all mine... (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/sex/long.html)

Persol
05-02-04, 01:51 PM
I think I found religion.

§outh§tar
05-02-04, 01:53 PM
my internet program blocks it so that i cannot look at the website.

I guess God is preventing me from looking at something lewd.

whitewolf
05-02-04, 02:58 PM
Unfortunately, we all came from sex, including Muhammad the prophet. Strangely, sex is NOT the original sin! :p Even more strangely, god told us to procreate. :p So, nothing wrong with sex in Quran and Bible.

§outh§tar
05-02-04, 03:02 PM
Looking at sex for carnal pleasure is not considered lewd?

path
05-02-04, 04:18 PM
Oh cool the muslim version of porn, hope you got your rocks off preacher :p

Proud_Muslim
05-03-04, 01:58 AM
Here is more X-RATED stuff from the ' true word of God':

Women's breasts are important sexual objects:

The Bible in numerous places teaches us about women's breasts and talks about them at the same time it is talking about sexual fantasies and intercourse.

Comparing the sister's breasts to the size of the towers:

Let us look at the following verses: "We have a young sister, and her breasts are not yet grown. What shall we do for our sister for the day she is spoken for? (Song of Songs 8:8)" and later about the sister....."I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment. (Song of Songs 8:10)"

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."

Let us look at Proverbs 5:19 "A loving doe, a graceful deer, may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be captivated by her love."

Could it be meant to say "may her breasts sexually satisfy you"? :p

Let us look at Song of Songs 1:13 "My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts."

Praising the bed that they had sex on:

Let us look at Song of Songs 1:16 "How handsome you are, my lover! Oh, how charming! And our bed is verdant"

Source: http://www.answering-christianity.com/x_rated.htm

The Bible should be banned totally from schools, it is X-rated over 18 fantasies story book !

John
05-03-04, 04:55 AM
Consider this:

For you to be born two people loved each other and had sex; at least once but probably more, lets say conservatively 10 times before conception and we can use this as the ‘standard’.
For your parents to be born four people (two couples) loved each other and had sex at least twice probably more, say 20 times.
For your grandparents to be born 8 people loved each other and had sex at least 4 times, say 40 times.
For your great grandparents to be born 16 people loved each other and had sex at least 8 times, say 80.
For your great great grandparents to be born 32 people loved each other and had sex at least 16 times, say 160.

That’s five generations of lovemaking. Prior to your birth at least 31 sex acts were performed by your relatives but more probably 310. If each copulating couple preceding you had sex at the rate of three times a week for six months before conception that’s 504 for each couple. 31x504 = 15,624 sex acts were performed for you to come into existence. Therefore sex was a big part of your life even before it began. If the volume of ejaculate is assumed to be 5ml for each act then the total volume of sperm that was emitted for your benefit would be approximately 78 litres.

Your existence is the result of voluminous amounts of bodily fluids being produced in acts of love, lust and perfunctory sex. There may have also been one or two orgasms, hopefully at least 31.

Naturally we can ‘backstrapolate’ more than five generations but all this will achieve is to increase the enormity of sexual effort required to produce the individual that is you.

The act of lovemaking creates the relativities that we take for granted. We belong to a family of people because they loved each other and had sex to combine bodily fluids to create the body of love that is now you.

invert_nexus
05-03-04, 05:04 AM
There's also a verse somewhere (I don't have the initiative to go looking for it, sorry) about Solomon drinking from a woman's flower or something like that.

I only read the one about Lot on the site. Funny how it stops before the punishment for such a dastardly deed was laid down. They make it seem like the bible is telling daughters to get busy with their fathers.

edit: and from rappacini's link:


Lot offers his daughters to a mob of angel rapers.
Well that's exactly what the bible says too, so what's the difference?

BTW, if the story of Lot is in the Qu'ran, wouldn't the story of incest about Lot's daughters be in there too? Or was that just too much for Muhammed? Maybe his daughters were ugly? :p

DoctorNO
05-03-04, 08:27 AM
Bible Version

1 Kings 1:1-4

Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.


Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.


So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.


And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.


Islamist Version

David's Virgin Bedwarmer
King David was very old, he always felt chilled to his bones. So his servants thought, let's find a beautiful young virgin to attend to him, to lie down beside him to keep his body warm. He's so old, what could be the harm?
They searched far and wide and at last found a beautiful girl named Abishag. She agreed that she would keep David warm and cozy
Each morning Abishag would bring him his herbal medicine and talk to him while he drank it. She would then begin to massage salves onto his body, making sure that she would manipulate all the special places of pleasure. Starting with his neck, she would massage down to his shoulders until he was relaxed. Then she would rub his back and buttocks, slideher lubed fingers along his his crack and slowly finger his balls. She would rub down his legs and feet and then have him turn over.
She would start once again from his chest, down his stomach, and then would excite him by moving ever so leisurely along his royal organ until she could detect a little twitch. Then she would lay her long hair over his flaccid kinghood and tickle it back, sending shivers of delight through his body.

Sometimes in the mornings, she would ask for hummus with his pita bread. He loved hummus and she would paint her nipples with it and she would lay close to his body as he licked the gooey goodness from her voluptuous young breasts, smacking his lips in bliss.

David was happy with Abishag. Though he was very old and knew well he did not have long to live, he was content. At last he was warm



So what can we say? Preacher X is just a horny young Islamist.

DoctorNO
05-03-04, 08:33 AM
Could it be meant to say "may her breasts sexually satisfy you"? :p

The Bible should be banned totally from schools, it is X-rated over 18 fantasies story book !

You are just too horny. You give malicious meanings to otherwise harmless artistic material. LOL! :p

Proud_Muslim
05-03-04, 08:45 AM
Bible Version
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1 Kings 1:1-4

Islamist Version
[list]
David's Virgin Bedwarmer

You CHRISTIAN LIAR !! this is not the islamic version, it is your sick version.

Here is the story of all prophets from an Islamic perspective:

http://www.divineislam.co.uk/DivineIslam/Software/Prophets_Stories/

Proud_Muslim
05-03-04, 08:48 AM
You are just too horny. You give malicious meanings to otherwise harmless artistic material.

Oh really ?? how about this ?

Fantasizing about a girl he calls his "sister". Her vagina tastes like wine for him. And they had sex all night long. After he satisfied her really good, she wished if he were her brother (her biological brother nursed by her "mother's breast" as she said) so she doesn't have to take him home secretly:

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:9 "You have stolen my heart, my sister, my bride; you have stolen my heart with one glance of your eyes, with one jewel of your necklace." Fantasizing about his sister? at least he shows in this verse that he would!.

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:10 "How delightful is your love, my sister, my bride! How much more pleasing is your love than wine, and the fragrance of your perfume than any spice!" Making love to his own sister? "pleasing is your love (making???) than wine"?

Let us look at Song of Songs 4:12 "You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride; you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain."

Sleeping with his sister:

Let us look at Song of Songs 5:4 "I slept but my heart was awake. Listen! My lover is knocking: 'Open to me, my sister, my darling, my dove, my flawless one. My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night.' I have taken off my robe [showed off his groin in other words] must I put it on again? I have washed my feet, must I soil them again? My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him." What a disgusting way for someone to talk so pervertly about his sister like that!!.

Let us look at Song of Songs 5:8 "O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love." Teaching women to be sexually too open.

Her vagina tastes like wine:

"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi.
.......
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. (The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"

The bible should be banned !! it is very corrupting book.

DoctorNO
05-03-04, 08:52 AM
You CHRISTIAN LIAR !! this is not the islamic version, it is your sick version.

Here is the story of all prophets from an Islamic perspective:

http://www.divineislam.co.uk/DivineIslam/Software/Prophets_Stories/
I said "Islamist". Islamists like you love to use that silly version. Thereby you Islamists make that version your own. ;) I know, youre about the upteenth muslim ive seen falling prey for that joke. HORNY FELLA! :D

Preacher_X
05-03-04, 09:29 AM
Mmmm...

Virgins... all mine... (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/sex/long.html)

they are just the rewads in heaven. nothing more. they are not talking about sister shagging like the Bible is. and there are stories of prophets or followers having sex. and there is no graphic detail about having sex on Earth.

all is said is that there will be beautiful virgins waiting in Paradise. the Bible has plenty of stories that the Prophets did on Earth.

Preacher_X
05-03-04, 09:31 AM
Unfortunately, we all came from sex, including Muhammad the prophet. Strangely, sex is NOT the original sin! :p Even more strangely, god told us to procreate. :p So, nothing wrong with sex in Quran and Bible.

yes according to the Quran, there is nothing wrong with a MARRIED couple having sex but in the Bible it is seen as a sin even though the Bible is filled with stories of SISTER shagging and weird stories of sex, that have no significance and shouldn't be in the Bible in the first place.

DoctorNO
05-03-04, 10:21 AM
What a disgusting way for someone to talk so pervertly about his sister like that!!


Easy, bub. Are you even aware that there are many kinds of “sister”? Like the “Sisters in Islam”.

• Sister through biological parentage
• Sister through faith
• Sister through ancestry, as they are all children of Israel


Now is there anything there that says the bride was his biological sister (through parentage)?

DoctorNO
05-03-04, 10:24 AM
Her vagina tastes like wine:

"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi.
.......
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. (The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"

The bible should be banned !! it is very corrupting book.

Where oh where does it say “vagina” there? LOL! Such a filthy mind you have. :D

whitewolf
05-03-04, 11:23 AM
yes according to the Quran, there is nothing wrong with a MARRIED couple having sex but in the Bible it is seen as a sin even though the Bible is filled with stories of SISTER shagging and weird stories of sex, that have no significance and shouldn't be in the Bible in the first place.

Actually, back in the day, many women would die at child birth or would not be able to conceive and nothing could be done about that, while people tried to have as many children as they could. So, back up plans were needed, and examples of those are in the Bible, yes. This continued through the Middle Ages, too. There are sex stories in which wrong-doings are punished. If people tried to actually read the text without any prejudice it would have been better.

invert_nexus
05-03-04, 05:27 PM
Her vagina tastes like wine:

"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine.

I think that was the verse I was talking about. So in fact he was drinking from her belly button.

What's wrong with sex in the bible? By the way, I don't believe that any muslims have answered about the fact that the story of lot is told in both the Qu'ran and the Bible. Lot offers his daughters to the crowd in both versions, what about the incest part? Is this in the Qu'ran as well?

And another story on the original bible sex stories site is about Abraham. He's the ancestor of muslims as well as jews. You're attacking yourself with that story.

path
05-03-04, 05:51 PM
they are just the rewads in heaven. nothing more. they are not talking about sister shagging like the Bible is. and there are stories of prophets or followers having sex. and there is no graphic detail about having sex on Earth.

all is said is that there will be beautiful virgins waiting in Paradise. the Bible has plenty of stories that the Prophets did on Earth.
Preacher can you not see how ridiculous and contradictory that is? "Yes behave and don't even look at women while you live but HEEYYYYYYYYY BABY DO WE HAVE A NON_STOP SEX ORGY PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU DIE!!!"
Does god suddenly change his morality? It is inherantly hypocritical. Not only that but isn't the 72 virgin reward reserved for those that die in Jihad, in other words killing other human beings?

JustARide
05-03-04, 06:27 PM
they are just the rewads in heaven. nothing more. ... all is said is that there will be beautiful virgins waiting in Paradise. the Bible has plenty of stories that the Prophets did on Earth.

Because, as all civilized people agree, 73 would have been overkill.

So these women are "just rewards in heaven. nothing more." Hmmm.

(NOTE: That little thud you just heard was Susan Sontag's head exploding.)

Josh

luuk
05-03-04, 11:09 PM
[quote](Preacher X) yes according to the Quran, there is nothing wrong with a MARRIED couple having sex but in the Bible it is seen as a sin.[quote]
Can you give me a reference where the bible says that sex inside of marriage is a sin? I've never read anything of the sort...

§outh§tar
05-03-04, 11:21 PM
^^ "The Bible says sex inside of marrage is a sin?"


Hmm.. how about sex with Jinn is that also corrupt in the Bible? :D

Think.

Medicine*Woman
05-03-04, 11:27 PM
Consider this:

For you to be born two people loved each other and had sex; at least once but probably more, lets say conservatively 10 times before conception and we can use this as the ‘standard’.
For your parents to be born four people (two couples) loved each other and had sex at least twice probably more, say 20 times.
For your grandparents to be born 8 people loved each other and had sex at least 4 times, say 40 times.
For your great grandparents to be born 16 people loved each other and had sex at least 8 times, say 80.
For your great great grandparents to be born 32 people loved each other and had sex at least 16 times, say 160.

That’s five generations of lovemaking. Prior to your birth at least 31 sex acts were performed by your relatives but more probably 310. If each copulating couple preceding you had sex at the rate of three times a week for six months before conception that’s 504 for each couple. 31x504 = 15,624 sex acts were performed for you to come into existence. Therefore sex was a big part of your life even before it began. If the volume of ejaculate is assumed to be 5ml for each act then the total volume of sperm that was emitted for your benefit would be approximately 78 litres.

Your existence is the result of voluminous amounts of bodily fluids being produced in acts of love, lust and perfunctory sex. There may have also been one or two orgasms, hopefully at least 31.

Naturally we can ‘backstrapolate’ more than five generations but all this will achieve is to increase the enormity of sexual effort required to produce the individual that is you.

The act of lovemaking creates the relativities that we take for granted. We belong to a family of people because they loved each other and had sex to combine bodily fluids to create the body of love that is now you.
*************
M*W: John, welcome to sciforums. Your post was both true and very beautiful!

§outh§tar
05-03-04, 11:43 PM
Hahahaha!

Oh this is great, now love is sex.

By what merits may I ask?

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:03 AM
I said "Islamist". Islamists like you love to use that silly version. Thereby you Islamists make that version your own. ;) I know, youre about the upteenth muslim ive seen falling prey for that joke. HORNY FELLA!

You made yourself a joke by lying !! keep lying because I will be always there to expose you. :cool:

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:06 AM
Easy, bub. Are you even aware that there are many kinds of “sister”? Like the “Sisters in Islam”.

• Sister through biological parentage
• Sister through faith
• Sister through ancestry, as they are all children of Israel

Now is there anything there that says the bride was his biological sister (through parentage)?

Even though she may not be his biological sister, but calling her a "sister" in a pornographic and sick situation as shown in details above is not proper, and may suggest that the sick pervert would fantasize about his biological sister if he had one.

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:08 AM
Where oh where does it say “vagina” there? LOL! Such a filthy mind you have.

According to the movie "Sex in the Bible" on A&E TV Station, the Hebrew translation to "Your naval" is referring to the woman's VAGINA. The English translators substituted the word "NAVEL" WITH "VAGINA." Please rent a copy of the movie and watch it.

Why should vaginas and illegal sex done by unmarried lovers be talked about in a sexual fantasy in the book that is supposed to be the True Living Words of GOD Almighty from the first place?

invert_nexus
05-04-04, 05:19 AM
Sorry PM, if A&E did say that (in fact this is where I originally heard it from) it was wrong.

Here's strong's numbers for the word:
שׁרר
shôrer
sho'-rer
From H8324 in the sense of twisting (compare H8270); the umbilical cord, that is, (by extension) a bodice: - navel.

path
05-04-04, 05:23 AM
Even though she may not be his biological sister, but calling her a "sister" in a pornographic and sick situation as shown in details above is not proper, and may suggest that the sick pervert would fantasize about his biological sister if he had one.
PM don't muslims call female muslims sister and male muslims brother? Is there any sexual perversion attached to that?

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:24 AM
I think that was the verse I was talking about. So in fact he was drinking from her belly button.

Yes indeed, so much for the 'true word of God' !! :rolleyes:


What's wrong with sex in the bible?

The bible makes sex a major sin and its only purpose is procreation while Islam consider sex as enjoyment and NOT only for procreation.


By the way, I don't believe that any muslims have answered about the fact that the story of lot is told in both the Qu'ran and the Bible. Lot offers his daughters to the crowd in both versions, what about the incest part? Is this in the Qu'ran as well?

The bible with its sex teachings degrades the prophets to killers, adulterous and villans while the Noble Quran honour the prophets of God.

The story of prophet LOT ( PBUH ) was told in the Noble Quran but it was very different from the bible:

The Noble Quran 26:

160. The prople of Lout (Lot) (those dwelt in the towns of Sodom in Palestine) belied the Messengers.

161. When their brother Lout (Lot) said to them: "Will you not fear Allâh and obey Him?

162. "Verily! I am a trustworthy Messenger to you.

163. "So fear Allâh, keep your duty to Him, and obey me.

164. "No reward do I ask of you for it (my Message of Islâmic Monotheism), my reward is only from the Lord of the 'Alamîn (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

165. "Go you in unto the males of the mankind.

166. "And leave those whom Allâh has created for you to be your wives? Nay, you are a trespassing people!"

167. They said: "If you cease not. O Lout (Lot)! Verily, you will be one of those who are driven out!"

168. He said: "I am, indeed, of those who disapprove with severe anger and fury your (this evil) action (of sodomy).

169. "My Lord! Save me and my family from what they do."

170. So We saved him and his family, all,

171. Except an old woman (his wife) among those who remained behind.

172. Then afterward We destroyed the others.

173. And We rained on them a rain (of torment). And how evil was the rain of those who had been warned.

174. Verily, in this is indeed a sign, yet most of them are not believers.

175. And verily! Your Lord, He is indeed the All-Mighty, the Most Merciful.

Here above we see how Allah Almighty destroyed the GAYS, so modern states should take notice and ban all homosexuality because it is major sin which will bring down severe punishment from God.

Here you can also download FREE Programe with the full stories of the prophets as mentioned in the Noble Quran:

http://www.divineislam.co.uk/DivineIslam/Software/Prophets_Stories/


And another story on the original bible sex stories site is about Abraham. He's the ancestor of muslims as well as jews. You're attacking yourself with that story.

We dont believe what the bible says about the prophets, the bible is corrupt book, a book that degrades the prophets of God to the level of insanity and criminality is sick book.

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:29 AM
Preacher can you not see how ridiculous and contradictory that is? "Yes behave and don't even look at women while you live but HEEYYYYYYYYY BABY DO WE HAVE A NON_STOP SEX ORGY PARTY FOR YOU WHEN YOU DIE!!!"

You fail to understand that adultery and uncontroled sex on earth will cause immense problems and disease ( AIDS ) while sex in paradise will be very different indeed, it cant be compared with the earthy sex that we have now.


Does god suddenly change his morality? It is inherantly hypocritical.

God does not change his morality, each place has its own morality laws, it is common sense really.


Not only that but isn't the 72 virgin reward reserved for those that die in Jihad, in other words killing other human beings?

First, Jihad does not mean killing other human beings, it means fighting in SELF DEFENSE, secondly, NO WHERE in the Quran or the HADITH ( the authentic one ) will find any reference to this MYTHICAL 72 virgin, it is a myth that the jewish-controled western media like always to repeat..shame on the IDIOTS who believe it without even checking !! :rolleyes:

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:34 AM
^^ "The Bible says sex inside of marrage is a sin?"


Hmm.. how about sex with Jinn is that also corrupt in the Bible? :D

Think.

How about Fathers sticking their fingers into their daughters' vaginas before marriage in the Bible !! :p

Let us look at the following Verses in the Bible:

"If a man takes a wife and, after laying with her, dislikes her and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, 'I married this woman but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity,' then the girl's father and mother shall bring proof [how do you think they would do that?] that she was a virgin to the town elders at the gate. The girl's father will say to the elders, 'I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her. Now he has slandered her and said, 'I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.' But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity.' Then her parents shall display the cloth [the father would literally stick his two fingers covered with a piece of cloth into his daughter's vagina before she gets married and keep that bloody cloth for as long as his daughter is married] with before the elders of the town, and the elders shall take the man and punish him. (From the NIV Bible, Deuteronomy 22:13-18)"

Here is a more clear translation from Hebrew Resources:

"The girl's father and mother shall produce the evidence of the girl's virginity before the elders of the town at the gate. And the girl's father shall say to the elders, "I gave this man my daughter to wife, but he had taken an aversion to her; so he has made up charges, saying, 'I did not find your daughter a virgin.' But here is the evidence of my daughter's virginity!" And they shall spread out the cloth before the elders of the town. (From the New JPS translation, Deuteronomy 22:15-17)"

The New JPS translation of Deuteronomy 22:15-17 makes it even more clear about having the parents of the girl displaying the bloody piece of cloth before the elders of the town.

According to the Talmud, the cloth should be "A cloth of less than 3 square finger-breadths. (From the Talmud, Eruvin 29b-30a and Succah 16a)", and before it is being used, it should be "soft, woolen and clean. (From the Talmud, Niddah 17a)"

SICK, VERY SICK INDEED !!!

invert_nexus
05-04-04, 05:34 AM
I don't think the Bible makes sex a sin. It's all in the interpretation. BTW, don't miss my post on strong's number for the word in question.


We dont believe what the bible says about the prophets...

There was a post earlier about in the Qu'ran it has a verse about Lot offering his daughters to the angel-rapers outside. This is practically identical to the bible. So I was wondering if the stuff on Abraham was in the Qu'ran as well.

crazymikey
05-04-04, 05:34 AM
So there sex in the bible? big deal. Sex is the process of procreation, and many religions have stressed it's importance, including your own Islam, Proud Muslim.

How did Allah make the universe, with his sperm? Sex.
Why was Muhammed's version of heaven, tfull of beautiful women, and nubile young boys for the choosing of the noble muslim men? Sex.
Why did Muhammed marry his own adopted sons wife, which would technically make her, his daughter-in-law? Sex.
Why did Muhammed cheat on his wife with a slave girl? Sex.

Get over it now.

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:35 AM
PM don't muslims call female muslims sister and male muslims brother? Is there any sexual perversion attached to that?

No there isnt but we dont use this word in sexual pornographic sense as the bible does.

invert_nexus
05-04-04, 05:37 AM
I believe the whole proof of virginity thing is blood from the hymen breaking. Not anything to do with father's fingering their daughters. They made a big deal about that in Yentl if I remember right.

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 05:39 AM
There was a post earlier about in the Qu'ran it has a verse about Lot offering his daughters to the angel-rapers outside.

Where ? which verse ? I am not aware of this verse !! :confused:

invert_nexus
05-04-04, 05:43 AM
11:Hud
78 And his people came unto him, running towards him - and before then they used to commit abominations - He said: O my people! Here are my daughters! They are purer for you. Beware of Allah, and degrade me not in (the person of) my guests. Is there not among you any upright man ?

Hope I got the numbers right. I'm not proficient with how the Qu'ran is set up.

Here's the link: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/11/index.html#78

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 08:25 AM
According to the movie "Sex in the Bible" on A&E TV Station, the Hebrew translation to "Your naval" is referring to the woman's VAGINA. The English translators substituted the word "NAVEL" WITH "VAGINA." Please rent a copy of the movie and watch it.

Why should vaginas and illegal sex done by unmarried lovers be talked about in a sexual fantasy in the book that is supposed to be the True Living Words of GOD Almighty from the first place?

Hey PM is that another one of those things you heard from a friend of a friend of a friend of yours? LOL! Trust me, what you are saying are lies. Here is the undeniable proof:


http://bible1.crosswalk.com/Lexicons/Hebrew/heb.cgi?number=08326&version=kjv

The KJV Old Testament Hebrew Lexicon

Strong's Number: 08326 Browse Lexicon

Original Word: Word rrX

Word Origin: from (08324) in the sense of twisting (compare (08270))

Transliterated Word: Shorer

Definition" navel, umbilical cord

King James Word Usage - Total: 1
navel 1


:cool:

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 08:35 AM
By the way, I don't believe that any muslims have answered about the fact that the story of lot is told in both the Qu'ran and the Bible. Lot offers his daughters to the crowd in both versions, what about the incest part? Is this in the Qu'ran as well?

The bible with its sex teachings degrades the prophets to killers, adulterous and villans while the Noble Quran honour the prophets of God.

The story of prophet LOT ( PBUH ) was told in the Noble Quran but it was very different from the bible:

The Noble Quran 26:

Dear PM, are you lying or are you just decieving yourself? READ!

Unholy Quran 011.077 (PICKTHAL):

And when Our messengers came unto Lot, he was distressed and knew not how to protect them. He said: This is a distressful day.
SHAKIR: And when Our messengers came to Lut, he was grieved for them, and he lacked strength to protect them, and said: This is a hard day.

And his people came unto him, running towards him - and before then they used to commit abominations - He said: O my people! Here are my daughters! They are purer for you. Beware of Allah, and degrade me not in (the person of) my guests. Is there not among you any upright man?


Raping women is purer than raping men? HEHEHE :D

path
05-04-04, 08:37 AM
You fail to understand that adultery and uncontroled sex on earth will cause immense problems and disease ( AIDS ) while sex in paradise will be very different indeed, it cant be compared with the earthy sex that we have now.
I fail to understand nothing of the sort




God does not change his morality, each place has its own morality laws, it is common sense really.
Yes, common sense=sex party in heaven it's not only acceptable to be what we on earth may consider immoral it is encouraged :D




First, Jihad does not mean killing other human beings, it means fighting in SELF DEFENSE, secondly, NO WHERE in the Quran or the HADITH ( the authentic one ) will find any reference to this MYTHICAL 72 virgin, it is a myth that the jewish-controled western media like always to repeat..shame on the IDIOTS who believe it without even checking !! :rolleyes:
Sorry but I learned about the virgins from muslims not jews :cool:

path
05-04-04, 08:40 AM
No there isnt but we dont use this word in sexual pornographic sense as the bible does.
That is your interpretation in light of the sex party muslims have in heaven I believe the usage of those terms is all about sex between muslims the same as you believe the use of the same terms in those biblical verses are all about sex. ;)

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 08:47 AM
That is your interpretation in light of the sex party muslims have in heaven I believe the usage of those terms is all about sex between muslims the same as you believe the use of the same terms in those biblical verses are all about sex. ;)

It is undeniable that the Quran is far more sexual than the bible. For muslims blow themselves up for the promises of heavenly sex in the quran. On the otherhand no christian in recorded history ever fantasized about the romantic passages in one of the books of the bible. Also according to the bible people in heaven will no longer be enslaved by horny desires. No more men & women but everybody will be like the angels singing praises to god (kinda boring huh?). Hell i sound like a christian here ehehehe ;)

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 09:43 AM
Hey PM is that another one of those things you heard from a friend of a friend of a friend of yours? LOL! Trust me, what you are saying are lies. Here is the undeniable proof:

You have been exposed as christian liar rather than agonistic!! but I will continue to expose you !! :D



http://bible1.crosswalk.com/Lexicons/Hebrew/heb.cgi?number=08326&version=kjv

The KJV Old Testament Hebrew Lexicon
Strong's Number: 08326 Browse Lexicon
Original Word: Word rrX
Word Origin: from (08324) in the sense of twisting (compare (08270))
Transliterated Word: Shorer
Definition" navel, umbilical cord
King James Word Usage - Total: 1
navel 1



The word navel and the umbilical cord both come from the woman's vagina since this is a natural part of childbirth ! so how will you pass to the naval and the umbilical cord without the vagina ??? :D

Here is the verse again :

"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi.
.......
I said 'I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.' May your breasts be like the clusters of the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. (The NIV Bible, Song of Songs 7:1-4, 8-9)"

the pervet above was talking about the VAGINA because first the naval is not as your link FALSELY try to protray ( rounded ) and second the pervet in the verse can in no way know what inside the woman looks like !!

TRY AGAIN !!! :D

Proud_Muslim
05-04-04, 09:46 AM
Dear PM, are you lying or are you just decieving yourself? READ!

Unholy Quran 011.077 (PICKTHAL):

And when Our messengers came unto Lot, he was distressed and knew not how to protect them. He said: This is a distressful day.
SHAKIR: And when Our messengers came to Lut, he was grieved for them, and he lacked strength to protect them, and said: This is a hard day.

And his people came unto him, running towards him - and before then they used to commit abominations - He said: O my people! Here are my daughters! They are purer for you. Beware of Allah, and degrade me not in (the person of) my guests. Is there not among you any upright man?


Raping women is purer than raping men? HEHEHE

You FILTHY CHRISTIAN LIAR!! this is how 11:77 from the quran reads:

''And when Our Messengers came to Lout (Lot), he was grieved on their account and felt himself straitened for them (lest the town people should approach them to commit sodomy with them). He said: "This is a distressful day."

and then 11: 78 :

''78. And his people came rushing towards him, and since aforetime they used to commit crimes (sodomy, etc.), he said: "O my people! Here are my daughters (i.e. the daughters of my nation), they are purer for you (if you marry them lawfully). So fear Allâh and degrade me not as regards my guests! Is there not among you a single right-minded man?"

http://www.ummah.net/what-is-islam/quran/noble/nobe011.htm

Another LIE of yours was exposed !! NEXT LIE PLEASE !! :cool:

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 09:56 AM
The word navel and the umbilical cord both come from the woman's vagina since this is a natural part of childbirth ! so how will you pass to the naval and the umbilical cord without the vagina ??? :D

Here is the verse again :

"How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are the pools of Heshbon by the gate of Bath Rabbi.

Uh PM have you ever noticed the verse started off describing the SANDALED FEET? :D The lady still has her clothes on. But I guess her navel is exposed, as women are fond of displaying their sexy navels. And the man compares her navel to the ROUNDNESS of a goblet that never lacks wine. Is a vagina round, PM?

Bells
05-04-04, 09:57 AM
Lordy, the way you people are carrying on, one would think that sex and sexuality was an evil thing that would send the participating individual straight to hell. Grow up!

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 10:06 AM
''78. And his people came rushing towards him, and since aforetime they used to commit crimes (sodomy, etc.), he said: "O my people! Here are my daughters (i.e. the daughters of my nation), they are purer for you (if you marry them lawfully). So fear Allâh and degrade me not as regards my guests! Is there not among you a single right-minded man?"

Again you are decieving yourself, dear PM. Do you not know that in translations those within PARENTHESIS merely contains the translator's OPINIONS?

On the otherhand what I gave you was an UNCOMPROMISED translation by the great scholar PIKTHAL.

You PM couldnt stand the sexism & violence in your own quran so you have no choice but to abandon your traditional translations and go for the COMPROMISED versions of the quran. Just abandon that false religion Islam, PM. And save yourself some heartaches.

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 10:08 AM
Lordy, the way you people are carrying on, one would think that sex and sexuality was an evil thing that would send the participating individual straight to hell. Grow up!

Nothing is wrong with sex so long as it is not adulterous or incestous. Right? ;)

HEY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ELMO???!

Bells
05-04-04, 10:16 AM
Nothing is wrong with sex so long as it is not adulterous or incestous. Right? ;)

Yes, but the way most of you are carrying on in this thread, it's as though sex had suddenly become perverse and dirty. You don't realise that while in the past, all societies had individuals who participated in adulterous and incestous relationships. Hell, look at the royal families of the past if you want examples of incest. Such practices are thankfully illegal today, but still practiced. As for adultery, it's still practiced today.

But this thread has gone beyond that to the extent of pointing the finger and saying 'ner ner your religious text has more sex then mine does'. I mean honestly, who gives a shit? Sex is not evil or perverse (except for incest and paedophilia), so in effect, this thread is childish.


HEY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ELMO???!
Elmo? What Elmo?:confused: Ermm my last avatar was a scene from 'for the birds' by Pixar. Not Elmo.:eek:

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 10:21 AM
Hmm Im still not very sure. Sex with genuine love is a very noble thing. Sex through pleasure alone isnt so bad. But sex through pleasure with mulitple sex slaves...is...uh...good for the guy!!!! :D

Bells
05-04-04, 10:27 AM
Hmm Im still not very sure. Sex with genuine love is a very noble thing. Sex through pleasure alone isnt so bad.
You're still not sure that sex and one's sexuality is not evil or perverse? Ermm ok..:bugeye:

I mean honestly, so what that sex is mentioned in the bible or Quran? It's natural and it's part of life.


But sex through pleasure with mulitple sex slaves...is...uh...good for the guy!!!! :D
Hey... whatever turns you on sonny.:rolleyes:

DoctorNO
05-04-04, 10:34 AM
Personally I prefer the Islamic heaven over the boring Christianic heaven. What guy doesnt like 70 sex slaves and an unlimited supply of beer? ;) Damn no wonder those bombers are so eager to buy their salvation with their lives.


JOKE: Terrorist Suicidal Volunteers

It's easy to understand why radical, fundamentalist Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

* No premarital sex.

* No booze. None. Never.

* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.

* No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.

* No Hooters.

* No Sports-Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

* No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports!!!.

* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs.

* No Victoria's Secret stuff.

* Very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.

* Sand. fucking sand everywhere!

* More sand.

* Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.

* Sandstorms. More fucking sand everywhere!

* Rags for clothes and hats.

* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel-dung chips.

* Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe yourself with your left hand. Toilet tissue considered "decadent, Western."

* Constant wailing from next door ... no...wait, that's their music!

* And when you die it's supposed to all get better... No wonder they volunteer!"

Bells
05-04-04, 10:48 AM
Personally I prefer the Islamic heaven over the boring Christianic heaven. What guy doesnt like 70 sex slaves and an unlimited supply of beer? Damn no wonder those bombers are so eager to buy their salvation with their lives.

What? White fluffy clouds and angels playing harps doesn't cut it for you?
:p

And that joke was a shocker.. lol. Nice stereotyping there. You do realise that many Christians also abide by many of those rules. :p

Can I ask? How do you know what a muslim woman wears under her clothing? ;)

invert_nexus
05-04-04, 04:21 PM
Wow, it seems like I say something, then someone repeats it, then it gets answered. What's the deal?

By the way, why do you call Doctor No a liar? (thanks for not calling me a liar even though I posted the same thing hours before) Your quote says exactly the same thing, except for the stuff in parentheses.

And you're grasping at straws trying to connect the naval and vagina.

Proud_Muslim
05-05-04, 05:41 AM
Well, liars are known when they lie so much, so far, you did not lie, you are just ignorant of ISLAM which is not a big deal, I can teach you about Islam in you behave in rational respected manner. ;)

JustARide
05-05-04, 09:06 PM
Path,

Congratulations on having the first avatar I felt the need to comment on...

... though what that comment is, I'm not sure. ;)

Josh

Rappaccini
05-05-04, 09:16 PM
... you are just ignorant of ISLAM which is not a big deal, I can teach you about Islam in you behave in rational respected manner. ;)

Fuck you too.