I was eating at a Chinese place and I spilled some noodles on the table. I don't know where this came from, but I suddenly said, instead of "oh crap": "Send Christ to hell." I thought it was awful and very funny, and I will be saying it more often now. Does anyone share my opinion?
i did a stint at a catholic boarding school. the chaplain or whatever rode a bike. "christ on a bike!" replaced "fuck" well, it was funny at the time
That's a good one! I and my group uses "Weepin jesus on a cross" a little too much. Another one is "Aw Jebus" (credit: Homer Simpson) We really are indefferent toward the massiah(s) from any religion as long as its funny and repulsive... Damn that's funny! We better hope Shiva is the real god or else we're doomed. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
have any of you ever heard of the saying "I'm down on your struggle" before? I'm pretty sure I made it up in a dream, in the context that I sympathize with your misfortune == I'm down on your struggle.
That's better than directly saying "Hey man, You're onto HELL!" in front of your most hated guy..... Or "This world is ruining!!!"
Thats actually really awesome. I assume you said it angrily in the way you would say "god damn it!" ? Yeah that is a very nice expression. Good job.
Since I and billions of others don't believe in the "Christ' that you talk about why should we say such a thing? Why piss of others that want to believe in whatever they believe in? Seems that just saying OH FUCK! or OH CRAP! you would want to ridicule someones beliefs, I don't think that's the way to gain friends but to make enemies.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
CaptainCaper Sure you weren't sleeping/dreaming during a rerun of one of those "blaxploitation" films? Or maybe "Good Times" starring J J Walker...LoL spookz "stint"? Is that how you refered to those pure & virginal Catholic schoolgirls? Shame on you, sir!LoL A sample from the archives of we "blasphemists" Sweet sheeting Jesus! Perhaps a reference to Christs burial shroud, but who knows if we're that bright... Kristov's unholy puling sack! Someone once told me that some European peoples refered to Jesus Christ as "Kristov" (damned if I know if my spelling is right, or if its even true, for that matter). At the time I had just read a sci-fi novel with this crusty old "spacehand" character who refered to anyone who complained about anything as a "puling bastard"... The rest, I guess was "divine inspiration" Sure as the Devil's red... Presumed to illustrate a practical certainty... Such as... ohhhh... I dunno... "Cease thy futile wrigglings, ye saucy strumpet! Or Sure as the Devil's red I shall tan thy lovely buttocks with my riding crop! Lastly - A personal fave What in the name of Ten Million Devils!? Popularized (OK, not really) by the Frank Herbert character Jorj X McKie in The Dosadi Experiment, this little gem shouted out in the midst of a minor crisis will at the very least give the impression that one's fellows are in the company of a potential psychopath...
Fool. He is the real god. Great Shiva does not brook such foolishness. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
....I think you must have felt relieved you could send somebody else to hell for spoiling your noodles
LMAO. I find it both funny and wrong at the same time. Sorry I find it funny, but it just is. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
It's so awful. I completely forgot about it though. Hopefully in the future I'll remember. I said it Charlton Heston style, like "send them all to the gates of hell," sort of thing.
