Attack Of The Killer "B" Movies...

Um. So, while thinking about other insane movies, I realized that I have seen a lot of ridiculous "B" movies in my life. So, let's name that movie.

Okay... I can't remember the name of this one, but it was about this mad scientist guy who had weird sexual fetishes who made some contraption that opened a gateway to another dimension. The whole house was somehow contaminated with creatures from this other realm. It was creepy.

Then there was this long assed movie about these slugs from outer space that laid eggs in human brains and when they hatched they exploded out of our heads (Not the "new" slug movie, but the old "B" movie from the 80's).

OOH, OOH!!! Anybody ever see the movie called "The Stuff"? Also totally lame... almost as lame as "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

~String

 

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Mantango scared the hell outta me when I was little.
A movie about killer mushrooms.

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All this talk of sex... gay sex, straight sex, beautiful members, obsure sex, rape-sex... i think everyone is very kinky today... it's just a general observation made by the public...

 

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But on topc, i watched the Roman Movie one time... It was hot.

 

Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman

 

Did that feature dwarfs?

 

How did you guess? :shrug:

 

Logical my dear Watson.

 

I liked event horizon and pitch black, both considered 'B' movies. seems pessimistic enough to be true, that's why they are awesome and weird you out.

 

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This is your future...

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:bugeye:

 

The Wasp Woman

 

Uh... from what I hear, Scottish men shouldn't be, ahhh, showing of their "cod pieces". That whole Scottish Curse, and all. Um. I've heard.

~String

 

OH GAWD... Yes... [whilst wearing kilts...

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] Otherwise, we flash them off as much as we can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - But i'm not even originally scotch.

 

Zardoz, awesome movie.

You might like this site:
http://www.bmovies.com/index.php

 

There's a movie my husband watches every time it come son. I thinks Attack of the Killer Clowns.
anyone seen it.

and that Zardoz thing cracks me up! Its a favorite movie of someone here cuz they've talked about it before.

 

For me, 'B' movies were always connected to horror of the worst kind (gore), also hilarious at the same time.

There is a couple of movies I can name at this moment.


Killing Spree (1987) http://imdb.com/title/tt0093346/

Lousy, cheap, ridiculous, vomiting experience...

Du bei chuan wang (One Armed Boxer) (1971) http://imdb.com/title/tt0067009/

Best moment was when bad guy cuts the hand of the star actor off with precise leg kick.

Bad Taste (1983) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0092610/

When I heard that PJ will direct LOTR, I found this on VHS and after watching I prayed for all Middle Earth fans that everything goes well. Hopefully, everything was good. J/K Bad Taste is excellent movie.

Scalps (1983) http://imdb.com/title/tt0086248/

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) http://imdb.com/title/tt0095312/

Both directed by Fred Olen Ray. Ugh... He almost won the title of the best B movies director.

Snuff (1976) http://imdb.com/title/tt0072184/

Real killing is simulated as a marketing ploy for the movie. Didn't help.


Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) http://imdb.com/title/tt0059170/

Love this movie. Russ Meyer in best impression.

Alice in Acidland (1968) http://imdb.com/title/tt0159948/
:huh:

Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973) http://imdb.com/title/tt0070222/

This was supposed to be mainstream movie. It's more like attack of 'B' girls.


Proof that there's still hope for 'B' production

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Abducted by the Daleks (2005) http://imdb.com/title/tt0945478/

Almost a porn. Well a porn flick.

Kárate a muerte en Torremolinos (2003) http://imdb.com/title/tt0330540/

My sincere recommendation. You'll enjoy it.

Zombie Planet (2004) http://imdb.com/title/tt0433268/

All are crazy about zombie movies nowadays. Even mainstream top directors. But, let's see the things from other angle. Bad as a 'B'.

 

Barberella was a good film

 

LOL, and they are remaking it.

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Who's playing her part?

 

i dont know i'll try and have a look for you