View Full Version : Attack Of The Killer "B" Movies...


superstring01
10-26-07, 08:48 PM
Um. So, while thinking about other insane movies, I realized that I have seen a lot of ridiculous "B" movies in my life. So, let's name that movie.

Okay... I can't remember the name of this one, but it was about this mad scientist guy who had weird sexual fetishes who made some contraption that opened a gateway to another dimension. The whole house was somehow contaminated with creatures from this other realm. It was creepy.

Then there was this long assed movie about these slugs from outer space that laid eggs in human brains and when they hatched they exploded out of our heads (Not the "new" slug movie, but the old "B" movie from the 80's).

OOH, OOH!!! Anybody ever see the movie called "The Stuff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stuff)"? Also totally lame... almost as lame as "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_killer_tomatoes)".

~String

Orleander
10-26-07, 08:55 PM
Mantango (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matango) scared the hell outta me when I was little.
A movie about killer mushrooms. :rolleyes:

Reiku
10-26-07, 08:57 PM
All this talk of sex... gay sex, straight sex, beautiful members, obsure sex, rape-sex... i think everyone is very kinky today... it's just a general observation made by the public...

Reiku
10-26-07, 08:57 PM
But on topc, i watched the Roman Movie one time... It was hot.

cosmictraveler
10-26-07, 09:00 PM
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman

Reiku
10-26-07, 09:01 PM
Did that feature dwarfs?

cosmictraveler
10-26-07, 09:07 PM
How did you guess? :shrug:

Reiku
10-26-07, 09:11 PM
Logical my dear Watson.

peta9
10-26-07, 09:15 PM
I liked event horizon and pitch black, both considered 'B' movies. seems pessimistic enough to be true, that's why they are awesome and weird you out.

Killjoy
10-26-07, 09:21 PM
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One word...
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5742/zardoz1974dvdln6xu0.jpg

This is your future...
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/997/19500983jy3.jpg
:bugeye:

cosmictraveler
10-26-07, 09:22 PM
The Wasp Woman

superstring01
10-26-07, 09:30 PM
Uh... from what I hear, Scottish men shouldn't be, ahhh, showing of their "cod pieces". That whole Scottish Curse, and all. Um. I've heard.

~String

Reiku
10-26-07, 11:34 PM
OH GAWD... Yes... [whilst wearing kilts...:)] Otherwise, we flash them off as much as we can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - But i'm not even originally scotch.

spidergoat
10-27-07, 12:57 AM
Zardoz, awesome movie.

You might like this site:
http://www.bmovies.com/index.php

Orleander
10-27-07, 08:27 AM
There's a movie my husband watches every time it come son. I thinks Attack of the Killer Clowns.
anyone seen it.

and that Zardoz thing cracks me up! Its a favorite movie of someone here cuz they've talked about it before.

Plazma Inferno!
10-28-07, 10:32 AM
For me, 'B' movies were always connected to horror of the worst kind (gore), also hilarious at the same time.

There is a couple of movies I can name at this moment.


Killing Spree (1987) http://imdb.com/title/tt0093346/

Lousy, cheap, ridiculous, vomiting experience...

Du bei chuan wang (One Armed Boxer) (1971) http://imdb.com/title/tt0067009/

Best moment was when bad guy cuts the hand of the star actor off with precise leg kick.

Bad Taste (1983) - http://imdb.com/title/tt0092610/

When I heard that PJ will direct LOTR, I found this on VHS and after watching I prayed for all Middle Earth fans that everything goes well. Hopefully, everything was good. J/K Bad Taste is excellent movie.

Scalps (1983) http://imdb.com/title/tt0086248/

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) http://imdb.com/title/tt0095312/

Both directed by Fred Olen Ray. Ugh... He almost won the title of the best B movies director.

Snuff (1976) http://imdb.com/title/tt0072184/

Real killing is simulated as a marketing ploy for the movie. Didn't help.


Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965) http://imdb.com/title/tt0059170/

Love this movie. Russ Meyer in best impression.

Alice in Acidland (1968) http://imdb.com/title/tt0159948/
:huh:

Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973) http://imdb.com/title/tt0070222/

This was supposed to be mainstream movie. It's more like attack of 'B' girls.


Proof that there's still hope for 'B' production :):

Abducted by the Daleks (2005) http://imdb.com/title/tt0945478/

Almost a porn. Well a porn flick.

Kárate a muerte en Torremolinos (2003) http://imdb.com/title/tt0330540/

My sincere recommendation. You'll enjoy it.

Zombie Planet (2004) http://imdb.com/title/tt0433268/

All are crazy about zombie movies nowadays. Even mainstream top directors. But, let's see the things from other angle. Bad as a 'B'.

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 12:38 PM
Barberella was a good film

Orleander
10-28-07, 12:38 PM
Barberella was a good film

LOL, and they are remaking it. :rolleyes:

cosmictraveler
10-28-07, 01:54 PM
LOL, and they are remaking it. :rolleyes:

Who's playing her part?

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 02:45 PM
Who's playing her part?

i dont know i'll try and have a look for you

S.A.M.
10-28-07, 02:48 PM
damn cannot believe I missed so many!

My favorite is a B movie spoof

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/11/83/06m.jpg

lucifers angel
10-28-07, 02:48 PM
i cant find out, from what i can tell it will be kate beckensdale

S.A.M.
10-28-07, 02:50 PM
damn cannot believe I missed so many!

My favorite is a B movie spoof

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/11/83/06m.jpg

Avatar
10-28-07, 03:00 PM
Critters (the first) and Mars Attacks. Both death funny. Mars Attacks more, but it was not intended to be serious and is from the 90s.