At least they got the close-up

So apparently Lily Allen was wearing black stockings and a short skirt when she got out of her car in London yesterday.

And apparently this is, for the British, news.

Why?

I mean, sure, skirt-watching is kind of fun, but it's also a bit crude and a bit desperate. And why the hell is it news?

(Seriously! Who the hell cares about Jerry Hall's beaver? That is not something I want to think about!)

 

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Tiassa you crack me up.

The British press gets their news in brief snatches.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger's lips and Jerry Hall's beaver?
Not much, one is a rocker who's chock full of pucker and the other's just plain chock full of rocker.

 

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What's the big deal with the black stockings ?

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Spud, you rock !!
You can peak at my snatch, and stuff this chook's beaver full of patater anytime !!
Sun dried chicken and patatoes anyone?

 

How do you like your spuds ? Mashed, boiled or fried ? I think the public have a right to know under the freedom of information act.

 

If you have to ask, you won't understand the answer.

 

Spud did you bring your wife here?

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TMC?..hmm! wonder what she looks like.
Must say I like her form

 

that pretty dandy news...

last time I remember the one to show us the "grace" was Britney of USA Republik

 

Probably not.. but try me anyway..

 

They are worn by women in mourning. Have you never been to a funeral ?

 

They also worn by women in mourning.
But even if they are specifically meant for mourning purposes I still don't get what the big deal is..

 

i have to agree with Enmos there. They are more often worn either with a black dress or by buiness women. And i also have to agree that "who cares"???

 

Hmm!
TMC, that's the best offer I've had in at least a day and a half and yes my appetite is, er, on the rise.

Now darling, don't be thinking I'll just jump your fragile bones without at least a few formalities.

Are you still breathing?...Good, let's pump it crumpet.

But really, I have to know, are you pretty? are you um, how shall I say, a bit jungly? a little tanned perhaps? are you dusky?

Please let it be.
Imagine our offspring, little hash browns and spud muffins.

Where did you come from?
Where have you gone?

 

I never kiss and tell dear sir. Actually, potato is far from my favourite carb.

 

Whoa ! Down Spud down ! Now you're being literal here. I merely intended to compliment your starchy and tuberous wit which had me in stitches this morning. Twat was that? you say.