Thought this (http://www.confusednation.com/asshat/) was kind of funny.

Scenerio 1: You are once again late for work, and the boss decides to chew you out about it. So he finishes his ten minute speech about how you should be prompt every day. Under your breath, you mumble the word 'asshat'. He will look at you puzzled (if the old man even heard you) and ask you what you just said. "Asset," you will reply. "That's a great asset to possess." You just made fun of the guy, and didn't get fired! Asshat to the rescue!

I liked this one. I'm gonna use it more often and laugh my ass off

Scandanavia introduced the world to many good things it seems.

Sauna

Asshat

Trees

Ikea

Blondes

The penis on the Euro

woah, thor... explain the last one.

If you look at the map engraved on a euro-coin, scandinavia looks like a penis. That´s what Thor means I assume.

For those who never saw such a coin, look here
You see scandinavia at the top right.
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/b/bd/2e_comm.png

Dreamwalker is correct. Look at this HUGE image to see

http://www.dlc.fi/~uhieta/digikam/euro.jpg

ha...I never realized this...

and a wrinkled penis even.

also, of you look at the central europe without UK, ireland and norway and stuff it looms like a bird in flight...
and the little islands below are the other birds who arent able to fly at such high altitude.
Cause you'know, at high altitude you loose O2 and so you start acting all stupid, and if you look at the countries there.............
sorr y if anyone reads this whose from there.
also, id hate to think what those islands below scandinavia are.