Fuck them all?

pm me if you want to have a sex iwth me

Careful, Semon was born in 1937.

I'm not a virgin, and I don't want to have sex with you, but where do you live? I might know someone for you to do.

My grandmother is single, born in 1920, ya interested? (Thanks Whitewolf for pointing that out:))

Fuck them all?

pm me if you want to have a sex iwth me
Dear anonymous lover,
I would love to have sex with you.
Your eloquent tongue and smooth seductive ways got to me.

Now, we’ll need a bucket, a pair of tweezers, five tarantulas, a cucumber, some duct-tape, two small animals, a stick and a pumpkin.

Get back to me when you have the stuff, lover.
Me and you gonna have a good old southern time.

You had me at...."Fuck them all?"