For those searching for a true philosophy of being
http://www.goatonapole.com/

http://www.goatonapole.com/revelation10.gif

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

We are deluded by the machinations of abstraction and modern thought into thinking that the world of concepts is reality itself. Almost without knowing it we have wandered far down a path of self-delusion that has split us away from the foundations of our existence. Our casual dabbling in unquestioned abstractions, foremost the notion of the self as rational faculty, has spawned the many neuroses so inextricable from the modern condition.

http://goatonapole.com/goatonapole.jpg

Goatonapole is a metareligion–an intellectual and spiritual practice whose aim is to better understand thought systems–based on an image of a goat standing on a pole. The basic assumption underlying the practice of Goatonapole is that in the relative positions of the Goat and the Pole lies all meaning. In the Goat and the Pole we Goatonapolists see the universe, ourselves, and all things. In short, Goatonapole is the enterprise of talking about the Goat and the Pole and contemplating their relative positions.


The image (above) that has shown us the path to the Eternal Goat is a photograph taken by Farooq Naem in Islamabad, Pakistan. The photo was submitted to the wire service AFP on May 9, 2004. More information can be found in The Apocrypha.

so did goatonapolists exsist before the picture?

baffling, truly baffling.

I think they would have far more success gathering flock with elephantonapole.

I am the point of contact between the atoms in the pole and the atoms in the goat. Of course, they don't really touch at all.

Why a goat? They're nasty little buggars! Why not something more friendly like a dog or something?

Ahhh! because a dog can't balance on a pole and therefore has no soul! I get it now! :D

I am the point of contact between the atoms in the pole and the atoms in the goat. Of course, they don't really touch at all.
heh, you voted "in the dark", would've thought you are the goat on the pole.

Where are these option in the poll?

"I am the earth beneath the pole"

"I am the force that binds them all together"

http://goatonapole.com/answers.html

1) who's andy harris?
2) I think either Harris, Naeem (or both) are having a good old chuckle at our expense.

heh, you voted "in the dark", would've thought you are the goat on the pole.

Darkness is the gateway to all knowledge. Is the goat on the pole? It is above it, but they never meet.

Why a goat? They're nasty little buggars! Why not something more friendly like a dog or something?

Ahhh! because a dog can't balance on a pole and therefore has no soul! I get it now! :D

no because they stink...
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=59583

honestly I dont get it...

http://www.goatonapole.com/goat1.jpg

Goatonapole is immanence mapped unto bodies through a parasitic trajectory positing its being at the locus of whole and eternal. But Goatonapole's being never recognizes the disavowal of constitutive injury nor the ab-jest it embodies. The subsequent interpellation penetrates and parasitically devours and creates the interior within a body through language. Bodies are now posited into a language that never speaks itself as language and the materiality of those bodies can only be intelligible contingent to the language's limits. The body is collapsed into a monster consuming only its own utterances.

The suspect apparatus of Goatonapole despatializes and consumes bodies into its obsessive consumption, at the same moment producing them. Negotiations of crime, desire, and action cannot be reconciled in, through, and as silence anymore as it has within the limits of Goatonapole. For within its constitution it reeks and that reek is the politics of ressentiment.

http://www.goatonapole.com/goatsonpoles.html

Revelations


http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/6214/revelationvr7.png

http://www.goatonapole.com/revelation.html

That is an amazing friggin' goat.

Where are these option in the poll?

"I am the earth beneath the pole"

"I am the force that binds them all together"

Those are not options, those are delusions of grandeur. :D

so did goatonapolists exsist before the picture?


It is essential that one does not confuse the Eternal Goat with the Physical Goat on the Pole. One does not come to truth by contemplating the Physical Goat on the Pole. (Book of Principles II)

http://www.goatonapole.com/tenprinciples.html

I have read the entire link, and am completely one with goatonapole. I will have nothing further to say on the subject, thus demonstrating true goatonapoleosophy.

I have read the entire link...

One does not seek the truth with a whopper!

One does not seek the truth with a whopper!
Are you insinuating that I am a fabricator of falsehoods?

Consider the goat without the pole and you will have my response.

Are you insinuating that I am a fabricator of falsehoods?

Consider the goat without the pole and you will have my response.

Perhaps this is a more suitable philosophical paradigm for you?

Doggie on a pole.

http://fridayanimal.com/400x400/dog1.jpg

omg, now if you put that pic on a site for doggienapolists, the religion would sweep the world just because of the sheer adorableness of that pic. I mean, just look at 'im... don't you just want to hug a puppy now?

How about deer on a pole?

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/U/2/poledeer1.jpg

I prefer goat on a stick. In small cubes. Mmm...

Goat on a pole on a poll? Is the goat Polish?

How about deer on a pole?



Is that a dead deer?

I'm calling the SPCA :mad:

Is that even real? How can a real goat balance on a pole like that without falling off?

Is that even real? How can a real goat balance on a pole like that without falling off?

Goats can balance very easily, especially mountain goats.

Is that a dead deer?

No, it's meditating over the meaning of life.

...which the living, of course, can never understand fully?

It is essential that one does not confuse the Eternal Goat with the Physical Goat on the Pole. One does not come to truth by contemplating the Physical Goat on the Pole. (Book of Principles II)

http://www.goatonapole.com/tenprinciples.html
good grief. she's been brainwashed.

No, it's meditating over the meaning of life.

The deer is not supposed to meditate, we are!:eek:

That deer is disqualified from Onapolism due to personal bias.

http://www.lucky.it/src_intra/santa_pasiensa/vignette/xxx/lapdancer.jpg

cow on a pole.

I prefer goat on a stick. In small cubes. Mmm...

Goat on a pole on a poll? Is the goat Polish?

now you're talking:



http://www.primorski.net/LambKe.jpg

one for the goats to believe in:

http://www.craftyframes.co.uk/images/john%20thompson/sports/pole-vault.jpg

damn...I need to get that dvd:

http://www.hussystore.com/ProductImages/pole.jpg

damn...I need to get that dvd:

http://www.hussystore.com/ProductImages/pole.jpg

why?

why?

I want to polish up on my pole dancing skills, why do you think?

That deer is disqualified from Onapolism due to personal bias.

The deer has elevated itself beyond such paltry beliefs and has ascended to Deadonapolism.

The deer has elevated itself beyond such paltry beliefs and has ascended to Deadonapolism.

Gee honey, you missed the point (again).

The Deer is NOT the one who needs elevation, its us paltry beings.

I mean, could you balance on a pole?:eek:

I want to polish up on my pole dancing skills, why do you think?

Hey cut out the doobla antanders, seel voo play

Hey cut out the doobla antanders, seel voo play
no doobling here, I really do need to brush up on my pole dancing skills.
good for cardio-vascular don't you know.

Gee honey, you missed the point (again).

The Deer is NOT the one who needs elevation, its us paltry beings.

I mean, could you balance on a pole?:eek:
don't chastise the poor fool, he's in love.

no doobling here, I really do need to brush up on my pole dancing skills.
good for cardio-vascular don't you know.

Oops didn't realise I was getting between you and someguy there :D

don't chastise the poor fool, he's in love.

Nah, he's just bored.

Oops didn't realise I was getting between you and someguy there :D



Nah, he's just bored.

Oops didn't realise I was getting between you and someguy there
don't even joke about that shit sam, not funny:bugeye:


Nah, he's just bored.
oh he's bored.
He's stupid too, but I think he's rather taken a shine to a certain someone.

don't even joke about that shit sam, not funny:bugeye:



:D Well you were the one going on and on about poles.

oh he's bored.
He's stupid too, but I think he's rather taken a shine to a certain someone.

All this goatonapolism is going to everyone's head!!:p

I want to polish up on my pole dancing skills, why do you think?
Did you mean you want to polish up your pole and your dancing skills?

http://www.hussystore.com/ProductImages/pole.jpg

She's umm... nice...

What if the pic of that goat is fake, and it is a hoax?

What if the pic of that goat is fake, and it is a hoax?
It is a hoax. I've analyzed the shadows and the background elements. Visit my website:

www.goatonapoleconspiracy.gov

Don't let the so-called goatonapolists destroy our way of life! Act now!

It is a hoax. I've analyzed the shadows and the background elements. Visit my website:

www.goatonapoleconspiracy.gov

Don't let the so-called goatonapolists destroy our way of life! Act now!

I knew you were a mole!:mad:

I've just noticed that my website has been removed. Clear evidence of the sinister conspiracy to deny us the truth about these so-called "goatonapolists". This is inportant!

DO NOT WRITE TO YOUE CONGRESSMAN OR ANY "ELECTED" OFFICIAL! THEY ARE ALL GOP'S!!! YOU WILL BE TARGETED AND YOU WILL DISAPPEAR! TRUST ME ON THIS!

He's stupid too, but I think he's rather taken a shine to a certain someone.

Thanks, I'll be sure to point out when you are stupid, too.

Well, maybe not every time, I don't need a full time job.

Thanks, I'll be sure to point out when you are stupid, too.

Well, maybe not every time, I don't need a full time job.
BooYah!

Thanks, I'll be sure to point out when you are stupid, too.

Well, maybe not every time, I don't need a full time job.
a rabbi, a priest and Q get lost in a jungle, and soon they're surrounded by a hoard of killer tribesman.
The chief approaches the rabbi:
"you have 2 options, face the aristocrats, or death"
after much pondering, the rabbi says:
"chief, I'll take the aristocrats"
lo and behold, 20 men appear from out of the bushes, all burly athletic men, wearing the skimpiest of loin clothes. The men procede to take the rabbi, and fuck him to within an inch of his life, I mean they absolutely ream the poor jew, they fuck him in ways thats he never knew exsisted, they fuck him in orifices he never thought he had, after several hours, the men toss aside the rabbi, who is left lying on the ground, a mere husk of a man, bearly alive, wimpering like a child, but still breathing...

the chief turns to the catholic priest,
"so what's it gonna be? death or the aristocrats?"
the priest answers immediately:
"chief , as much as it is abhorant, I am indeed no stranger to what i have just witnessed, and the jew is still alive, so I will take the aristocrats..."

the burly men drag the priest into the bushes and give him some of the same treatment they dished out to the jew, they fuck the priest inways that even suprised the priest, they ravish him, and again leave him as they did the jew, filled and covered with semen, absolutely fucked to within an inch of his life.

chief turns to Q
"so what's it gonna be dipshit?"

Q mumbles, "well my life has been one big fuck up anyway, so I'll take death"

to which the chief replies,
ok, but first the aristocrats.....

Are you derailing my thread?:bugeye:

BooYah!
another candidate for the aristocrats.....

Are you derailing my thread?:bugeye:
just showing the kids how it's done.
and stop this obsession with my pole:)

http://xkcd.com/c32.html