let's find out.

I look like a re-animated corpse with a thin wax coating, and implanted Disney animatronics to make me move about !

This is discrimination. There is no category for "i look like an alien." I am asian and i've been told we're aliens, didn't cha know we're all aliens?? Get with it!

Picture Joker’s smile, with a gorillas body (yes the hair too) and a fro, damn I should stop looking in the mirror!!

I am so attracted to me that I can not stop touching myself.

Cesspooled?

I'm guessing that the moderators are pretty fugly.

Voters: 4. You may not vote on this poll...huh?

I'm beautiful on the inside.

heh. Just kidding. Or not.

I'm beautiful on the inside.

heh. Just kidding. Or not.

you are beautiful on the inside at least i've seen evidenced from your posts.

*cough*

WTF I can't vote - CONSPIRACY OF THE UGLIES.

seems to be no middle ground.

I am drop dead gorgeous.

All the hottest girls back in school had crushes on me (not all at once), younger girls being more forthright and that would often embarrass me in front of my friends. I am generally shy with the opposite sex, so I get rather hot and bothered and find those situations uncomfortable.

I can't vote :(

I'm unbelievably ugly :D

judging by the number of women that have made themselves available to me i would have to say i'm at least desirable.

and why can't i vote on the poll?

Lord Hillyer,

If you spent a day in prison, I would guess you will get raped within the first two hours. What is your take on that?

I'm unbelievably ugly :D

buy i still loves ya.:o

Lord Hillyer,

If you spent a day in prison, I would guess you will get raped within the first two hours. What is your take on that?
no, I would.
no one would touch lordy with a barge pole.
even the bitches on lockdown have taste

I can't vote :(
oh the irony.
maybe you're not genetically designed to vote in polls, only start them?

I would poke their eyes out and give them makeshift transorbital lobotomies before that ever happened.

outlandish,

thank you for your support.

I would poke their eyes out and give them makeshift transorbital lobotomies before that ever happened.

outlandish,

thank you for your support.
to clarify, what i meant was i would most probably get raped, if i were in prison.
i didn't mean that i would rape you.

that's just wrong.

*shudder*

Pretty Ugly