Are you Clark Kent or Superman?

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cesspool

due to lack of "intelligent community".

 

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Batman.

 

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gay...

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No thats Robin.

 

ah ja...only the receiving one is gay.

I pick [ENC]manboob man[/ENC]

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My secret identity is spuriousmonkey.

 

my public identity never was really smart.

 

Come again?

 

it means your a dumbass

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peace.

 

Nah, spuriousmonkey is my secret identity...
Oli is the superhero.

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im a super hero all of the time. you guys with secrets and split personality just have schizophrenia .


peace.

 

Superman is such a ponce, in his poncey blue and red suit, and that stupid cape, not to mention those fucking Calvin Kleins worn over his pantie hose...fucking ponce! Kent is just gay, I mean he's even more gay than Robin, but they're all a bunch of misfits. Lana lang and Lois Lane are serious ho's though, they do everything.

 

except lois lane from the first superman movie with that paralyzed guy that died due to a lack of stem cells. She was not hot.

 

Apparently the German release had a fisting scene.