Vel?

I'm first gay... yeeeeeeha.

lol As 99% of people here know, I am!!!!

I'm not today, but thanks for asking.

lol why do people realy need to know?

so when the end of the world comes, we know who to eat first.
????

lol why do people realy need to know?

The question was asked... so... why the heck not? lol

cuase bieng gay is peoples own buisness fair enough if they want to say but just an odd thing to ask it's like asking are you black?

cuase bieng gay is peoples own buisness fair enough if they want to say but just an odd thing to ask it's like asking are you black?

Well, no one said it was required to answer. If one feels like voicing thier orientation, than this thread would provide a means. If not, then don't respond. Simple! :D

woa man calm down i just asked why is it such an important thing to knwo some ones sexuality thats all.

woa man calm down i just asked why is it such an important thing to knwo some ones sexuality thats all.

I am calm lol :D SMILES!!! lol sorry if it came off rudely, it was not my intention. And its not important, just small-talk I suppose.

o.k it's cool but fair enough i guess :p

o.k it's cool but fair enough i guess :p

:) :cool:

so when the end of the world comes, we know who to eat first.
????
Now that's just kinky.:p

I'm happy but never gay.

Lol!

Now that's just kinky.:p

and you have a sick twisted mind.
Wanna come over and play?? ;)

lol this thread is cracking me up you should rename it to comedy thread!

Don't get me started you sexy sponge...

I'm only gay in your wet-dreams.

and you have a sick twisted mind.
Wanna come over and play?? ;)

Do you use the sponge for birth control as well? ;)

And my wet dreams are your hidden desires...

did, not any more. And I take it you use abstinence?

No, I use my hand. ;)

And my wet dreams are your hidden desires...

Your wet-dreams of me being gay are my hidden desires?

What makes you say that?

lol this thread is cracking me up you should rename it to comedy thread!

Stop being gay.

No, I use my hand. ;)

male on male huh?

Probability theorem count:
25% gay
50% claim not to be
25% claim its none of our buisiness... then really

it's 50/50...

male on male huh?

If that's your point of view. I don't think so though myself. :p

Draqon's abstinent.

Poor him :-(

Self-inflicted too!

hopefully tonight i will be, gotta go party now. bye, toodleloo.

Ooooh.... toooodleloooo darling.

I'm not gay...but if I was....dude...I would totally hit string.

I think this was all very wrong. Shouldn't there have been a bi selection as well?

Stop being gay.

Don't you mean "ghey"?

~String

Vel?

What like "all the time" or??

cuase bieng gay is peoples own buisness fair enough if they want to say but just an odd thing to ask it's like asking are you black?

You clearly haven't seen the other htreads tonight...

I think this was all very wrong. Shouldn't there have been a bi selection as well?

tyeah tell me about it, I just had to choose gay on the basis I have done gay things so yeah.

Now everyone will think i'm a dirty gay, there should have been a bi option,

What like "all the time" or??
Look I just asked if you were gay, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Look I just asked if you were gay, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

major, major lol

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!! Get the comfy chair!

lol As 99% of people here know, I am!!!!
So then is your name some kind of homage to Boy George?

why yes
yes i am

I feel faggy,
Oh, so faggy,
I feel faggy and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any boy who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so faggy
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the faggy boy in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive boy be?
Such a faggy face,
Such a faggy dress,
Such a faggy smile,
Such a faggy me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a faggy wonderful boy!

sing along with me, fags
sing, goddammit!

nah pure strait

is that you in avatar?

bi

flawed poll

cuase bieng gay is peoples own buisness fair enough if they want to say but just an odd thing to ask it's like asking are you black?

Well, you don't have to tell anyone if you don't want to.. :shrug:

Straight.

Some people get head injuries and start speaking with an accent or have a personality change. Is it possible to have a sex preference change due to head injury??

If so, then I hope a accidental karma doesn't bite Baron in the ass. Well...maybe I do. lol

bi

flawed poll
THIS IS EXTACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll tell you what. That Gustav is a chip short of a MacDonalds.

I PM'ed him the other day, just wanted a general chat, and he blurted out some nonesense about being only.... now i've forgotten it was that weird...

you keep calling insane
stop itttttttttttt!

/flounces off in a huff

i'll help you out reiku

Hi... this is Reiku... my real name is Gareth-Lee Meredith... I noticed you where quite a strange character... i like that... i hate normal boring people.

So tell me a bit about yourself... please...

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Best Wishes
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

cannot
i am a troll
i need the freedom from identity

if you have specific question, sure
avoidance if personal, expansive if not

i am being kind here
i usually keep shit intact

i never pm
those who do get posted here (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=51420)

historical record and whatnot
so beware

Lol.... i never included kisses... you've adde those. If you wanted kisses, you could have just asked... as the message REALLY WENT LIKE:

“ Originally Posted by Reiku
Hi... this is Reiku... my real name is Gareth-Lee Meredith... I noticed you where quite a strange character... i like that... i hate normal boring people.

So tell me a bit about yourself... please...

Gareth-Lee Meredith

Best Wishes
garethlee.meredith@tiscali.co.uk ”

cannot
i am a troll
i need the freedom from identity

if you have specific question, sure
avoidance if personal, expansive if not

Gustav, Reiku...are you guys lovers???

There you go.......

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lol.... i never included kisses... you've adde those. If you wanted kisses, you could have just asked... as the message REALLY WENT LIKE:

“ Originally Posted by Reiku
Hi... this is Reiku... my real name is Gareth-Lee Meredith... I noticed you where quite a strange character... i like that... i hate normal boring people.

So tell me a bit about yourself... please...

Gareth-Lee Meredith

Best Wishes
garethlee.meredith@tiscali.co.uk ”

That is such a gay pm.

Why do you have to harass Gustav?

I've harassed loads of cunts.

Do you really think its gay?

bi sexual!

the poll wasnt proper!

I've harassed loads of cunts.

Do you really think its gay?

Yeh. Harassing guys with soppy, girly pms is gay.

Wow... never realized it was that gay... oh well... at least i'm living up being gay.

bi sexual!

the poll wasnt proper!

I thought you were married and had kids?

So you're also attracted to women, you feel like effing other women? or is this just about trying to keep up with the times, trying to look 'cool'.

Right... ghost. Your logic has methodologies that are flawed... If it was cool when i was yonger, i was hanging about with the wrong crowd then.

I thought you were married and had kids?

So you're also attracted to women, you feel like effing other women? or is this just about trying to keep up with the times, trying to look 'cool'.

i am married with kids, and yes my husband knows, and yes he lets me have female fun, and yes somtimes he joins in

Wow... Really?

Mmmm... what would you have said if it was him wanting to bring in another chap? Would you still have been so easy-going?

- - - I mean... that 's cool. It's nice you have an open relationship like that, because it would have been worse for you to do it behind his back :)

Gustav, Reiku...are you guys lovers???

why yes
yes we are

i thought gays were supposed to be smart and shit
a possible explanation would be that these folks are n00bs with little or no interpretative skill with regards to this medium

a serious dissonance
but what the hell
fun to be had
lemme stoke to a spectacle

Yes... Gustav is away over sea's in finland for a job, and i've been left here wondering whether he is cheating on my ass.

i am very proud of my ditty
it stands out from all my other crap

yet no one laughed
well!!!
a pox on the gays then

if the heteros appreciate
i swing that way then

/muttering
/ungrateful bastards
/ stalks out

cant touch this



ass

Is that signed by ''ass'', or is that, you ''can't touch this ass,''?

signed
i'll have you know i am very proud of my ass
all firm and smooth and and and juicy!

drat
i forgot to mention bubble

bubble

/swoon

oh dear
i just made a big mess

/cry

Bubble...

??pop??

I think this thread is going to be locked... just watch.

/scared

please protect me. you big strong man. you big big man you

I'm gay... and even i can tell this getting even gayer...

Why do you have to harass Gustav?

it alright
reiku's shit is very important to me
a new paradigm is almost at hand and he is gonna help us get there

ahh the sacrifices
ahh the responsibilities

take me now reiku
hurry!

remember me fondly sci
tell the children

oooof

fuck i am brilliant!
anyone beg to differ?

Wow... Really?

Mmmm... what would you have said if it was him wanting to bring in another chap? Would you still have been so easy-going?

- - - I mean... that 's cool. It's nice you have an open relationship like that, because it would have been worse for you to do it behind his back :)

i wouldve said thats fine!! because i ahevnt made any secret of the fact that we swing anyway!

''reiku's shit is very important to me
a new paradigm is almost at hand and he is gonna help us get there''

Gustav... ''What are we going to do tommorrow night Reiku?''

Reiku... ''The same thing we do every night Gustav... try and take over the world.''

Swingers... very free motives.

Swingers... very free motives.

yep!!

we live fast and free!!

So, how do you arrange the relationships? And how do you chose?

Im gay for ninja turtles

Yeh... you need those ninja turts...

this thread is oppressing heterosexuals.

If it is, i'm oppressing my own culture.

This thread is straighter than Donna Reed's ass-crack.

So, how do you arrange the relationships? And how do you chose?

we meet people in a swinging bar, and we go of and have a drink and a talk, and we talk about what each other likes, and we take it from there.

or even we talk to people on swinging chat forums, and we meet them from there, we dont meet up one time and then start screwing each other!

Quite right. Planned, protected, and from your own and partners view, fun.

Quite right. Planned, protected, and from your own and partners view, fun.

exactly!

has long has its done right not a lot can go wrong

It already went wrong the moment you stepped into a swinger's bar.

That is uncalled for Spurious. Why don't you run back to the sperm bank?

That is uncalled for Spurious. Why don't you run back to the sperm bank?

Swinging is the most retarded thing you can do besides organizing a fascist party. Unless the swinging refers to dancing.

Same thing can be said for analyzing sperm.

I'll be fair. Why would you think that?

I'll be fair. Why would you think that?

Because i am not a kid like you.

I would say it's potentially unpleasant, with a vanishingly small possibility of being pleasant, but wouldn't think of it as retarded, as such. Why do you say it's 'retarded', my friend?

I left the old mole at the swingers party but quickly re tarted

Because i am not a kid like you.

Kid...??? Maybe several years ago. And even at that, i was very grown up for my age...

In fact, this is a bit condescending, and patronizing, and rather hypocritical from your half, because i am the one ''called a kid,'' and yet it is you acting childish and dogmatically minded. Sweet.

Kid...??? Maybe several years ago. And even at that, i was very grown up for my age...

In fact, this is a bit condescending, and patronizing, and rather hypocritical from your half, because i am the one ''called a kid,'' and yet it is you acting childish and dogmatically minded. Sweet.

every kid thinks that they are very grown up for their age.

Fact:
All the people that I have ever met in my life that go to swingers clubs or have gone are emotionally disturbed and lacking something in their life.

All of them. Not a single exception.

There are two versions of their experiences. One partner tells how wonderful it is. The other one that let's slip reality.

Babble.

I have yet to meet a scientist who was not emotionally disturbed and whose life was not lacking something Not one.

Well... my life is slightly disturbed i would say.

http://www.the-trukstop.com/articles/2007/images/lolbush/02.jpg

I have yet to meet a scientist who was not emotionally disturbed and whose life was not lacking something Not one.

That's true. I still don't have a Nature paper.

Why does nickelodeon wnat to know who is gay and what is he going to do with that information?

Dunno. If you ask me, the guy is a nutcase.

yes i am happy

Dunno. If you ask me, the guy is a nutcase.

You told me you were going to put the data in an excel spreadsheet and sell it to the administration.

I knew it!

I'm just glad moderators have the power to see who voted for what.

Oh. Can they still see your vote when you haven't voted yet?

Yes. vBulletin is pretty smart. Those guys at Jelsoft Enterprises Limited really know their stuff.

The hills have eyes.

how can there be so few gay people?

how can there be so few gay people?

10% of the population is gay... so they say.

"they"?

So far it's 16.7% here (at least). More than average.

Lol.... i never included kisses... you've adde those. If you wanted kisses, you could have just asked... as the message REALLY WENT LIKE:

“ Originally Posted by Reiku
Hi... this is Reiku... my real name is Gareth-Lee Meredith... I noticed you where quite a strange character... i like that... i hate normal boring people.

So tell me a bit about yourself... please...

Gareth-Lee Meredith

Best Wishes
garethlee.meredith@tiscali.co.uk ”

cannot
i am a troll
i need the freedom from identity

if you have specific question, sure
avoidance if personal, expansive if not

Way to give out personal info.

Was that a post or Pm? :shrug:

A post, you dimwit!

Then why did you quote it? Reiku is a gay man. And he mentioned kisses.

So why did you quote it, Nikceldoen?

Cos I love him.

I will continue to support you - no matter what the outcome.

you dimwit!

awwwwww I do enjoy your pet names for me :p

"I'm Gay"

(This fucking song is all personality)
(Dude, that's the shit!)

Well we've all heard about
how the guys in the band
Weren't the popular kids in school
And now you hate your parents
'cause of the way you turned out
But in the end the blame's on you

And we all sympathize with your torn-apart heart
And your really artistic worldly views
It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days

I think rock and roll is really funny
when it's serious

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better
on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

Let's start a movement, let's start it right now
And if you don't know where to start
I can show you I'm your new team captain
Put your left hand over your heart
and repeat after me

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Chris, Gary? You guys wanna join in?
(Yeah, buddy. Sure. Sorry Dude)
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual
Very Nice. Very Nice.

Don't hate us 'cause we're happy
Don't hate us 'cause we're miserable
Don't hate us if we make you smile
Or if we go the extra mile
To make someone feel better on a really shitty day
And if you're hearing what I'm saying then
I want to hear you say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)
Say, "I'm gay!" (I'm gay!)

That's right, ladies and gentleman!
Pick up the phone
'cause Bowling For Soup is on the line!
And you don't have to be sad anymore!
You don't have to be mad anymore!
We can all join hands and do ring around
the freaking rosie!
In fact, can we can get some "La la"s up in here?

It sells records when you're sad these days
It's super cool to be mad these days
I think rock and roll is really funny
When it's serious

Yo, where my "La la"s at!

La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la
La la la la
La la-la la, la-la la-la

10% of the population is gay... so they say.

Really, I thought it was closer to 3% or less.

I'm heterosexual.

what would you put down for bisexual? just a question

what would you put down for bisexual? just a question

Which gender are you most attracted to? I guess that would work.

lol i'm not bisexual btw just wanted to know.

lol i'm not bisexual btw just wanted to know.
Spit it out.

Yeah, I saw a billboard advert for some London gays community group or something that also claimed that "1 in 10 people are gay"... So according to that it is 10%

As for the question, hetero.

According to the poll above, the ratio here is 20%.

Everyone is bi for the right price.

I'm gay for free.

~String

There's no option for bisexuals. I wonder if they voted Yes or didn't vote at all.

I'm gay for free.

~String

I wonder what price would make you turn straight ?

Can homosexual men still be aroused by the opposite gender? I once knew a music teacher who was already married with 4 kids, but later admitted that he had a preference for the same sex.

That's a bisexual.

They are harder to determine than one or the other... because a preference is usually involved. If preference is involved, you usually prefer one to another, so many gay men and gay women go through life and don't admit to having a preference for one or the other... depending of course on the person.

If i was to give a ratio, i would say that at least 40% of the entire world, of about 6.6 billion people are either gay or bisexual. If they are bisexual, they are less likely to admit both attractions.

If i was to give a ratio, i would say that at least 40% of the entire world, of about 6.6 billion people are either gay or bisexual.

Why would you say that? What're you basing your numbers on?

Well, throughout my life, i am basing it on how many gay and bisexual people i have met. And the number is quite high. I maybe wrong, but it might even be more... How many closeted bisexuals and gays are there really?

Well, throughout my life, i am basing it on how many gay and bisexual people i have met. And the number is quite high. I maybe wrong, but it might even be more... How many closeted bisexuals and gays are there really?

I don't think anyone really knows, but I also don't think you should be making a bold assertion like that just based on anecdotal evidence. For example, one factor that would definitely skew your results is you being gay yourself which surely increases the chances of you meeting gay and bisexual individuals.

Incorrect. Based upon my lifestyle, i meet a wide range of people, and do not flout that i am gay. It is only that it was asked here, is it known. Also, i an not biased in my opinions about this, so i am being very scientific in my own eyes.

Incorrect. Based upon my lifestyle, i meet a wide range of people, and do not flout that i am gay. It is only that it was asked here, is it known. Also, i an not biased in my opinions about this, so i am being very scientific in my own eyes.

Alright, but even if you disregard that point, your assertion doesn't have anything to back it up besides your personal experiences. You can't make a call on the sexuality proportions on the entire human population just based on that.

Yes, but one can make rough guestimates.

Take it or leave it... but consider the larger countries, like Africa, India, Japan, America and even China... All of them are notorious for bisexual and gay and transgender behaviour.

Yes, but one can make rough guestimates.

Take it or leave it... but consider the larger countries, like Africa, India, Japan, America and even China... All of them are notorious for bisexual and gay and transgender behaviour.

Fine. I'll leave it, but with a guesstimate of my own using your method (which I disagree with so I don't consider my estimate to be correct) of determining the entire world's gay and bisexual population. I put it at 10%.

Only 10% of 6.6 Billion people... I don't think so.

Only 10% of 6.6 Billion people... I don't think so.

Too bad. :shrug:

It's a grain of people... Think about it.