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lixluke 05-23-07, 01:18 AM On Modnay, we will hold the official Annual Sciforums Bestest Member Awards.
Post your nominations here of who you think is the Sciforums Bestest Member. Preferably with a description on why you think this person deserves to be voted for.
Nominations will close Sunday. On Monday, the official awards poll will be created featuring all the members nominated in this thread. Votes will be anonymous. The poll will close on Friday, and the winner will be announced. The winner will receive a huge handful of absolutely nothing.
Rules:
1. You may nominate any member including yourself.
2. You may only nominate one member. If you nominate more than one member, the first one on your list will be considered your nomination.
3. Try not to nominate anybody that has already been nominated by somebody else.
Current Nominations Update
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
samcdkey by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr and Nutter
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Absane by Absane
GeoffP by spuriousmonkey
temur by temur
Oli by inzomnia
Nuttyfish by Communist Hamster
Baron Max by Xev
Genji by madanthonywayne
Dr Lou Natic by Dr Lou Natic
spuriousmonkey by Sock puppet path
tablariddim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjvsPjm2tc) by tablariddim and Sputnik
MattMarr by Nickelodeon
Alternates
one_raven by inzomnia
Sock puppet path by spuriousmonkey
MetaKron by spuriousmonkey
sandy by sandy
I am pleased to announce the first nomination to be none other than lixluke for Sciforums Bestest Member for his magnificent intellectual contributions, his upstanding personality, and his irresistable great looks. Vote for lixluke because the rest of the nominees are just disappointing.
Sock puppet path 05-23-07, 01:22 AM Irrelevant Troll
Sock puppet path 05-23-07, 02:07 AM All well and good that you take it upon yourself to nominate yourself (no one else would) unfortunately
lixluke+bestest member = Fallacy
This is a fact that cannot be denied.
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 02:17 AM You can't be better than best, unless you are
IRRELLEVANT TROLL!
Nikelodeon 05-23-07, 04:16 AM I'd like to nominate Irellevant Troll, he makes some good points.
phonetic 05-23-07, 04:20 AM Me, because I'm fucking great and the bestest.
I think lixluke should be disqualified following his involvement in a donkey show.
That's no example to set the children.
vslayer 05-23-07, 04:45 AM where is this IRRELEVENT TROLL!!!? i too would like to nominate him.
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 05:14 AM That's a bummer. A thread was closed before I could hit the submit reply button. Needless to say I would hate to see my efforts be for nothing so I am going to dump them in another thread targeted for speedy nazi occupation and cleansing.
Typically a lawyer fills his bottomless pockets before dumping monetary symbols in his g-string.
The qualification of 'bottomless' suggests that the g-string storage stage is never reached.
Nikelodeon 05-23-07, 05:55 AM That's a bummer. A thread was closed before I could hit the submit reply button. Needless to say I would hate to see my efforts be for nothing so I am going to dump them in another thread targeted for speedy nazi occupation and cleansing.
Typically a lawyer fills his bottomless pockets before dumping monetary symbols in his g-string.
The qualification of 'bottomless' suggests that the g-string storage stage is never reached.
Considering the topic of this thread, thats rather irellevant, you troll.
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 06:00 AM I was merely displaying my bestest forum skills. hardly off topic.
I nominate PlazmaInferno. I don't remember if he/she is a mod or site owner or what. But he/she has been fair (even though he/she gave me an infraction for what I think is no good reason.):(
He/she is funny, smart, and usually very nice.:)
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 06:52 AM Plazma is my bitch. He is nice to me because he knows I will slaughter him on the battlefield if he doesn't, like i do with his buddy TDI.
He will only be nice to you if you tickle his manboobs.
Then he gets very :xctd: and giggles like a school girl.
:)
I nominate IceAgedunCivilizations for his undying unconscious commitment for providing evidence in support of my thesis concerning the Feminization of Man.
A living specimen of retardation and post-modern debauchery.
I nominate IceAgedunCivilizations for his undying unconscious commitment for providing evidence in support of my thesis concerning the Feminization of Man.
A living specimen of retardation and post-modern debauchery.
I thought that was spuriousmonkey:confused:
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 07:55 AM I thought that was spuriousmonkey:confused:
An easy mistake to make for someone like you.
Nikelodeon 05-23-07, 07:56 AM I was merely displaying my bestest forum skills. hardly off topic.
Irellevant, troll.
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 07:57 AM ILLEVANT HOBBIT!
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 10:39 AM I nominate me of course an obvious choice.
I am best because .........
I'll get back to you
EDit:
I am best becauseeee...................ah yes,
my avatar reflects my mood
erm...
er
ah yes I bring joy and tears
andddddddddd
how many reasons do we need to give?
lixluke 05-23-07, 12:52 PM Current Nominations
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
PlazmaInferno by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Nikelodeon 05-23-07, 01:10 PM You forgot Irrelevant Troll
lixluke 05-23-07, 01:14 PM Why won't it allow me to edit my first post?
Current Nominations
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
PlazmaInferno by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Absane by Absane.
I'm in this to lose. Surely IAC will get more votes than me.
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 01:37 PM I nominate GeoffP and tablariddim.
I nominate temur for his outstanding contributions to SciFi, Math-Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Astronomy, Ethics, Philosphy, Pseudoscience, and About the members forums!
Cortex_Colossus 05-23-07, 02:15 PM On Modnay, we will hold the official Annual Sciforums Bestest Member Awards.
Post your nominations here of who you think is the Sciforums Bestest Member. Preferably with a description on why you think this person deserves to be voted for.
Nominations will close Sunday. On Monday, the official awards poll will be created featuring all the members nominated in this thread. Votes will be anonymous. The poll will close on Friday, and the winner will be announced. The winner will receive a huge handful of absolutely nothing.
Rules:
1. You may nominate any member including yourself.
2. You may only nominate one member. If you nominate more than one member, the first one on your list will be considered your nomination.
3. Try not to nominate anybody that has already been nominated by somebody else.
I am pleased to announce the first nomination to be none other than lixluke for Sciforums Bestest Member for his magnificent intellectual contributions, his upstanding personality, and his irresistable great looks. Vote for lixluke because the rest of the nominees are just disappointing.
YOU SICKEN ME. GET A JOB ALREADY!
inzomnia 05-23-07, 02:16 PM I nominate GeoffP and tablariddim.
Rules:
1. You may nominate any member including yourself.
2. You may only nominate one member. If you nominate more than one member, the first one on your list will be considered your nomination.
3. Try not to nominate anybody that has already been nominated by somebody else.
I nominate nobody (yet). There is no choice :(
YOU SICKEN ME.
We are concerned, old sport.
What exactly are the symptoms of thy illness? Do they include turbing on internet discussion forums?
spuriousmonkey 05-23-07, 02:27 PM 2. You may only nominate one member. If you nominate more than one member, the first one on your list will be considered your nomination.
I'm responsible for 1.5% of ALL posts on this forum. I can nominate as many members as I want to.
darksidZz 05-23-07, 02:45 PM This has to be one of the most fucked up things I've seen all day. Anytime lixluke posts all I see are TROLL remarks splattered all over the thread, honestly this thread makes me laugh cuz it's really just crazy.. whatevea
peace
Post your nominations here of who you think is the Sciforums Bestest Member. Preferably with a description on why you think this person deserves to be voted for.
I hereby nominate the venerable Ice Age Civilizations. His record speaks for itself.
inzomnia 05-23-07, 03:10 PM I'm responsible for 1.5% of ALL posts on this forum. I can nominate as many members as I want to.
I want to nominate Oli and raven. Lets do like this: you nominate
GeoffP, tablariddim, Oli and one_raven. And I nominate you.
p.s: this is only nominating, voting is another thing, right? dont worry,
i will not vote you :D
lixluke 05-23-07, 04:01 PM I think I know what happened. There appears to be some sudden limit to post size. I tried to edit the first post to list all the current nominations, and it errored.
I made a large reply in another thread, and it errored. When I cut the reply in half, it went through without error.
one_raven 05-23-07, 04:03 PM I tried to edit the first post to list all the current nominations, and it errored.
I made a large reply in another thread, and it errored. When I cut the reply in half, it went through without error.
Take the hint and shut the hell up.
Communist Hamster 05-23-07, 04:12 PM I nominate the original Nuttyfish for making a single thread (http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=41645) which has garnered more posts by itself than several subforums combined.
Nikelodeon 05-23-07, 04:48 PM Why won't it allow me to edit my first post?
Because you are an Irrelevant Troll.
lixluke 05-23-07, 05:00 PM Take the hint and shut the hell up.
You shut up!
I had to take one single post, cut it up into 7 sections, and post each section 30 seconds at a time. All the while, people were replying to me in between posts. It was quite arduous. I'm out of breath.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 05:16 PM I nominate PlazmaInferno. I don't remember if he/she is a mod or site owner or what. But he/she has been fair (even though he/she gave me an infraction for what I think is no good reason.):(
He/she is funny, smart, and usually very nice.:)
your a liar and a suck up. go and nominate bush or jesus. :)
peace.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 05:21 PM i vote for everybody except, peta9. lixluke, sandy, IAC. and james r
because you guys suck, and james you will most likely give me an infraction for this because you are a grudge bearing fairy.
*sticks up middle finger* right at ya buddy.
peace.
lixluke 05-23-07, 05:28 PM i vote for everybody except, peta9. lixluke, sandy, IAC. and james r
because you guys suck, and james you will most likely give me an infraction for this because you are a grudge bearing fairy.
*sticks up middle finger* right at ya buddy.
peace.
????
Hmm. . . lixluke is on your list. Perhaps you should reconsider, and . . . Vote lixluke! for Sciforums Bestest Member
lixluke 05-23-07, 05:36 PM Current Nominations
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
PlazmaInferno by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr and Nutter
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Absane by Absane
GeoffP by spuriousmonkey
temur by temur
Oli by inzomnia
Nuttyfish by Communist Hamster
Alternates
tablariddim by spuriousmonkey
one_raven by inzomnia
spuriousmonkey by inzomnia
Alternates do not have nominations as of yet, but members have requested they be nominated. Otherwise, if by the end of nominations, there is space for them, we will toss them in.
Nutter and Satyr have nominated the same member. Either one may thereby nominate another.
Thank you,
Official Awards Commitee
Wow! Who died and left the troll in charge?
I nominate BARON MAX for his lucid arguments and unshakable faith in the validity of liberal politics. He's a bit of a hippie, but let's hear it for BARON MAX.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:48 PM Current Nominations
lixluke
phonetic
PlazmaInferno
IceAgeCivilizations
Absane
GeoffP
temur
Oli
Nuttyfish
tablariddim
one_raven
spuriousmonkey
so this is my competition is it?:bugeye:
lixluke = no competition
phonetic = :shrug:
PlazmaInferno = he's one of them soooooooo- hard to tell
IceAgeCivilizations = hahahahaha
Absane = another one of them - with a history :bugeye: a contender
GeoffP = nope
temur = who?
Oli = a sneaky one coming up on the inside- need to watch out for him
Nuttyfish = who?
tablariddim = need to bump him off way too cool
one_raven = ginger- that could count against him
spuriousmonkey = grrrrrrrrr
Anaysis results show we need less people lixluke
lets remove the two mods and the ex mod, and Oli and tab and Phonetic and geoff and iceage and temur and nutty and raven and...
yeh..shortlist please
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:49 PM Me and Baron it is then 'head to head'
Sock puppet path 05-23-07, 05:50 PM I vote for CF's left breast.
Otherwise you'd feel a right tit, huh?
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:53 PM lol
lixluke 05-23-07, 05:54 PM so this is my competition is it?:bugeye:
lixluke = no competition
phonetic = :shrug:
PlazmaInferno = he's one of them soooooooo- hard to tell
IceAgeCivilizations = hahahahaha
Absane = another one of them - with a history :bugeye: a contender
GeoffP = nope
temur = who?
Oli = a sneaky one coming up on the inside- need to watch out for him
Nuttyfish = who?
tablariddim = need to bump him off way too cool
one_raven = ginger- that could count against him
spuriousmonkey = grrrrrrrrr
Anaysis results show we need less people lixluke
lets remove the two mods and the ex mod, and Oli and tab and Phonetic and geoff and iceage and temur and nutty and raven and...
yeh..shortlist please
Perhaps you would like to volunteer to remove yourself. Stop trying to eliminate the competition so you can win which you will not as long as I am on the list. This will be an easy massacre.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:54 PM I don't care as long as I get nominated!!!
Vote for me vote for me
FREE compliments for 1 whole week!!
Vote for me and I will say good stuff about you in pm and BIG u UP on the board!!
ps. I should win by default if no one else writes a campaign speech as compelling as the one above.
Anaysis results show we need less people lixluke
lets remove the two mods and the ex mod, and Oli and tab and Phonetic and geoff and iceage and temur and nutty and raven and...
yeh..shortlist please
How will we know who the bestest member is if we remove members from the nomination list? It's not your competition.
And I like how you nominate yourself and then you ask the list to be shortened.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:56 PM Perhaps you would like to volunteer to remove yourself. Stop trying to eliminate the competition so you can win which you will not as long as I am on the list. This will be an easy massacre.
pffffffffffff
money is changing hands my friend.......u have no chance
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 05:57 PM How will we know who the bestest member is if we remove members from the nomination list? It's not your competition.
And I like how you nominate yourself and then you ask the list to be shortened.
once again demonstrating you have no sense of humour.
Do you ever get it??????????????????????
Sock puppet path 05-23-07, 06:00 PM Otherwise you'd feel a right tit, huh?
Eggzactly
lixluke 05-23-07, 06:03 PM Wow! Who died and left the troll in charge?
Troll?
My genius idea, my magisdiction.
I have been in charge of every Annual Sciforums Bestest Member Awards ever conducted.
One day, when you grow yourself a brain, perhaps you can come up with an incomparably genius idea for a great and exciting event full of fun utter kewlness.
Sock puppet path 05-23-07, 06:03 PM I move to disqualify irrelevant trolls.
irrelevant troll list.
1. Lixluke
Members who are not on the list feel free to add.
Vote for me! If I get elected I will ban all members in this list! Vote for me!
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:07 PM I move to disqualify irrelevant trolls.
irrelevant troll list.
1. Lixluke
Members who are not on the list feel free to add.
I'd like to add these:
phonetic
PlazmaInferno
IceAgeCivilizations
Absane
GeoffP
temur
Oli
Nuttyfish
tablariddim
one_raven
spuriousmonkey
Which part of
Members who are not on the list feel free to add.
did you not get ToR? D'oh.
Me? Irrelevant? You wish.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:15 PM Which part of
did you not get ToR? D'oh.
Me? Irrelevant? You wish.
since when do I take note of rules?
rules.shcmmmooooooooooollllllls
one_raven 05-23-07, 06:16 PM one_raven = ginger- that could count against him
Ginger? What does that mean? :bugeye:
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:19 PM Ginger? What does that mean? :bugeye:
red hair- natural
darksidZz 05-23-07, 06:30 PM someone add me later at nite when I'm asleep :shrug:
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:35 PM What is a TOR?
an exotic beauty of immense intelligence :D
ToR = Theory of Relativity - CF's old SF name. I knew her back when...
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:36 PM ToR = Theory of Relativity - CF's old SF name. I knew her back when...
I like my definition better
an exotic beauty of immense intelligence :D
Wow, you HAVE changed... :D
A TOR is a ToR is a theory, a theory of something or other.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:42 PM A TOR is a ToR is a theory, a theory of something or other.
eh
:bugeye:
lixluke 05-23-07, 06:43 PM What is a TOR?
Creative Fossil's name used to be Theory of Relativity. She changed it to Creative Fossil upon realization that the Theory of Relativity was affecting her ability to think straight.
Creative Fossil 05-23-07, 06:44 PM Creative Fossil's name used to be Theory of Relativity. She changed it to Creative Fossil upon realization that the Theory of Relativity was affecting her ability to think straight.
No ToR
(My second user name on this board) was banned.
The first, is and has always been here and always will be,
lixluke 05-23-07, 06:55 PM No ToR
(My second user name on this board) was banned.
The first, is and has always been here and always will be,
Bull crap. You named yourself TOR because you thought your boyfriend, Albert Einstein was still alive. After stalking him for so long, you realized he had been dead for years. You could not bear the grief everytime you saw your own name, so you renamed yourself after his remains.
Originally Posted by Chewing Gum
A TOR is a ToR is a theory, a theory of something or other.eh
:bugeye:
Well, you were full of them, it wasn't just one—pulling them out of every imaginable crevice.
So many sock puppets, I'd need a chart just to keep track.
lixluke 05-23-07, 07:03 PM So many sock puppets, I'd need a chart just to keep track.
I'm not a sockpupet. I am still the same person. I just asked them to change my name to lixluke.
lixluke 05-23-07, 07:18 PM When is this "vote?"
Good grief.
Nominations will close Sunday. On Monday, the official awards poll will be created featuring all the members nominated in this thread. Votes will be anonymous. The poll will close on Friday
Ice and Baron are cool. So are nutter, buffalo, and a few others.
That chi guy is mean:(
lixluke 05-23-07, 07:20 PM That chi guy is mean:(
You mean the empty guy? Ya what's up with that?
Good grief.
Thank you, I am too busy reading other things.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 07:56 PM Ice and Baron are cool. So are nutter, buffalo, and a few others.
That chi guy is mean:(
you support a war monger like bush who has killed thousands of innocent women and children, and you call me mean? im not mean just because i oppose what you say.
your list of people makes me laugh :), a good old liberal hate list.
peace.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 07:57 PM You mean the emperor guy? Ya what's up with that?
(insert witty retort here)
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 08:00 PM red hair- natural
ginger is not red headed!. a red head has red hair a ginger is a ginger.
like you know, the milkmans son, gingivitis
peace.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 08:02 PM does anybody remember duendy ? where is duendy?
peace.
lixluke 05-23-07, 08:08 PM you support a war monger like
Coming from an individual that would rather use his brain to spend all day coming up with pathetic girlie excuses for the existence for war instead of using it to provide productive ideas on how to abolish it. Face it, humanity has no excuse for war. And anybody that makes excuses for it is quite disappointing really. VOTE LIXLUKE!
VOTE LIXLUKE!
I'm not even going to run a campaign for myself. As I said, I nominated myself to lose. I hope that IAC receives more votes than me.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-23-07, 08:28 PM Coming from an individual that would rather use his brain to spend all day coming up with pathetic girlie excuses for the existence for war instead of using it to provide productive ideas on how to abolish it. Face it, humanity has no excuse for war. And anybody that makes excuses for it is quite disappointing really. VOTE LIXLUKE!
am i missing something here. that thread was titled "can war be stopped" not "lets all join hands to stop war" i gave my honest opinion that war will never be over, and i still think that because of the way humans are war will never end,
i never once said i support war and its a good thing. all i said was its always been here and always will be. not everyone thinks like you most people are aggressive and defensive, they fight and hate and shit,
if i dont agree with what you say, you dont have to act like a dick about it man, we can agree to dissagree you know it wont kill you, my opinion is different to your own, you should respect other peoples opinions, i gave lots reasons as to why war wont stop, you just didnt want to listen because i didnt agree with you.
ps, calling me girlie all of the time wont change anything. i dont care what you call me,
peace.
I'd like to add these:
phonetic
PlazmaInferno
IceAgeCivilizations
Absane
GeoffP
temur
Oli
Nuttyfish
tablariddim
one_raven
spuriousmonkey
Oh - and Creative Fossil, or TheoryofRelativity, or whatever name she gets banned under tomorrow after she deletes all her posts.
I promise to run on a solid campaign platform concordant with the holy principles of Myuunitarianism, and I assure the electorate that my imminent victory will in no way be compromised by my holding the position of Dictator-for-Life of East Korea.
madanthonywayne 05-23-07, 10:26 PM For his outstanding contribution in the category of Survivor, I nominate Genji.
The bestest member? I haven't seen a single picture yet. Post pix pls of your member for nomination, thx. No stealing from gay/porno sites, thx. Member must be original and at full salute, thx.
lixluke 05-23-07, 10:33 PM Current Nominations Update
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
PlazmaInferno by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr and Nutter
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Absane by Absane
GeoffP by spuriousmonkey
temur by temur
Oli by inzomnia
Nuttyfish by Communist Hamster
Baron Max by Xev
Genji by madanthonywayne
Alternates
tablariddim by spuriousmonkey
one_raven by inzomnia
spuriousmonkey by inzomnia
madanthonywayne 05-23-07, 11:36 PM The bestest member? I haven't seen a single picture yet. Post pix pls Member must be original and at full salute, thx.
Geez, Sam. What if our nominee is a female? Should we make sure the photo was taken in a cold room?
Killjoy 05-23-07, 11:56 PM It was quite arduous. I'm out of breath.
No friggin' surprise there !
I nominate the rotting dog's head from this post (http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1406861&postcount=1), because of its undeniable superiority to lixluke.
Geez, Sam. What if our nominee is a female? Should we make sure the photo was taken in a cold room?
Whatever do you mean? :confused: :D
Dr Lou Natic 05-24-07, 12:52 AM I nominate myself on behalf of sandy.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 01:15 AM I nominate Dr Lou On behalf of sandy too.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 01:20 AM I'd like to add these:
phonetic
PlazmaInferno
IceAgeCivilizations
Absane
GeoffP
temur
Oli
Nuttyfish
tablariddim
one_raven
spuriousmonkey
Hmmmm something is fishy about this list of yours..it's like I have seen it before somewhere.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 01:25 AM I nominate sock puppet path on behalf of Norway.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 01:41 AM I nominate spuriousmonkey on behalf of my cat and metakron, that's 2 votes.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 02:00 AM I nominate metakron on behalf of sanity.
I want to nominate EmptyForceOfChi and DarksidzZ on behalf of themselves.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 02:36 AM I want to nominate a pile of poop because nobody has nominated a winner yet.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 03:21 AM I want to nominate a pile of poop because nobody has nominated a winner yet.
Let's leave nickelodeon out of it.
tablariddim 05-24-07, 04:08 AM I nominate ME, based on minimalism.
Creative Fossil 05-24-07, 04:12 AM Tab, you need to step down from this election and join my party. You can be deputy...*wink flutter flutter *
tablariddim 05-24-07, 04:41 AM NO. I nominate tablariddim...him da bestest. I disnominate everyone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjvsPjm2tc
You can be deputy...*wink flutter flutter *
Harlot! Is there nothing you won't do in your quest for power?
tablariddim 05-24-07, 05:39 AM Asslickin' is one of my favourite pastimes.
Nikelodeon 05-24-07, 06:02 AM I nominate MattMarr, that guy is a hero.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 06:20 AM I second Matt Marr he represents what sciforums could be.
one_raven 05-24-07, 07:36 AM I have been in charge of every Annual Sciforums Bestest Member Awards ever conducted.
How can you have more than one, "Bestest Ever" contest? :bugeye:
By using his unassailable logic of course. And graticulofilarious linguistic skills.
inzomnia 05-24-07, 07:40 AM NO. I nominate tablariddim...him da bestest. I disnominate everyone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjvsPjm2tc
Is that you on the video? interesting campaign :D
Btw, could you tell me how to make such video? I would like to edit my
personal video into that kinda black red display. Thanks, ya.
one_raven 05-24-07, 07:48 AM NO. I nominate tablariddim...him da bestest. I disnominate everyone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjvsPjm2tc
DAMN YOU!!
It's been stuck in my head for an HOUR now!
one_raven 05-24-07, 07:49 AM And graticulofilarious linguistic skills.
Very abstubulous of you.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 07:52 AM NO. I nominate tablariddim...him da bestest. I disnominate everyone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjvsPjm2tc
I second that motion.
I nominate spuriousmonkey because he's from the Netherlands, and therefore would make a cunning politician.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 08:14 AM I nominate spuriousmonkey because he's from the Netherlands, and therefore would make a cunning politician.
I disqualify GeoffP for the reason that he is the Great Leader of East Korea and therefore above these petty elections of mortals.
one_raven 05-24-07, 08:14 AM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/one_raven/tablariddim.jpg
I must obey.
I nominate tablariddim.
I disqualify GeoffP for the reason that he is the Great Leader of East Korea and therefore above these petty elections of mortals.
I already said that it wouldn't conflict with my busy schedule! I hereby disnominate spuriousmonkey because he's from the Netherlands, and therefore would make a cunning politician.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 08:24 AM I elevate GeoffP above this election canceling out the need for his nomination.
I hereby declare that Plazma will change my name to 'hot for sandy' which cancels out the nomination for spuriousmonkey.
I pray to the lord of gravity that nothing will fall on our heads.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 08:25 AM http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/one_raven/tablariddim.jpg
I must obey.
I nominate tablariddim.
That doesn't work on spambots.
I change my mind. I nominate sam and me. In the name of all that is hot, smart, funny, and diverse, we need to win.:D
And yes, all the men must pst px pls tnx.
Sam's twin: http://www.mahi.in/images/leela1.jpg
My twin: http://www.retro-housewife.com/images/beauty/1980/cover-girl-christy-brinkley.jpg
In the name of all that is hot, smart, funny, and diverse,
I do all of those on my own, so it's half price electing me.
I elevate GeoffP above this election canceling out the need for his nomination.
Woo hoo! I declare unanimous victory and have my opponents shot.
Gimme that old time totalitarianism.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 08:36 AM On second thought I trample upon GeoffP in the pit of agony known as sciforums.
I do all of those on my own, so it's half price electing me.
Yes but you are not 2 hot chicks.:D
I have been known to be...
My mistake. Thought you said "too hot FOR chicks". :)
You need to pst px pls tnx showing eyes and teeth. That's the only way we can truly know if you are hot.;)
one_raven 05-24-07, 08:55 AM That doesn't work on spambots.
But him da bestest.
The voice in my head keeps telling me so... over and over ans over and over...
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 09:02 AM God can't be a chinese whisper because god is an american patriot.
On second thought I trample upon GeoffP in the pit of agony known as sciforums.
I stab spuriousmonkey in his heels, accursed demagogue of Netherlandese proto-fascism. Give us back our jelly doughnut.
one_raven 05-24-07, 09:15 AM God can't be a chinese whisper because god is an american patriot.
Jesus agrees.
http://webpages.charter.net/micah/repjesus21.gif
Indoctrinate them young, just like Hitler.
http://www.fema.gov/kids/images/k2k/graham04.jpg
If you disagree, here's another kind of Patriot for you...
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7069/patriot5ry.jpg
I guess you must be right.
one_raven 05-24-07, 09:16 AM http://www.handgunrepairshop.com/One_Nation_Under_God.jpg
lixluke 05-24-07, 09:20 AM Current Nominations Update
lixluke by lixluke
phonetic by phonetic
samcdkey by Sandy
IceAgeCivilizations by Satyr and Nutter
Creative Fossil by Creative Fossil
Absane by Absane
GeoffP by spuriousmonkey
temur by temur
Oli by inzomnia
Nuttyfish by Communist Hamster
Baron Max by Xev
Genji by madanthonywayne
Dr Lou Natic by Dr Lou Natic
spuriousmonkey by Sock puppet path
tablariddim by tablariddim
MattMarr by Nickelodeon
Alternates
one_raven by inzomnia
Sock puppet path by spuriousmonkey
MetaKron by spuriousmonkey
sandy by sandy
tablariddim 05-24-07, 09:52 AM Is that you on the video? interesting campaign :D
Btw, could you tell me how to make such video? I would like to edit my
personal video into that kinda black red display. Thanks, ya.
It's a feature on my Logitech STX Express cam.
tablariddim 05-24-07, 09:54 AM ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lixluke 05-24-07, 09:59 AM It's a feature on my Logitech STX Express cam.
Why would they make a webcam filming you to look like Nicholas Cage in weird colors? Can it make me look like Spiderman?
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 10:01 AM I must vote tablariddim, I have no choice. One Raven also voted tablariddim so that's 3 for him.
lixluke 05-24-07, 10:07 AM I must vote tablariddim, I have no choice. One Raven also voted tablariddim so that's 3 for him.
Woooo. 3 whole votes. Not that it matters when I am in the race.
I cannot support someone who personally attacks other members.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 10:10 AM I cannot support someone who personally attacks other members.
Shut up and vote for me you fat old cow.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 10:10 AM I must vote tablariddim, I have no choice. One Raven also voted tablariddim so that's 3 for him.
I must follow in the footsteps of the wise path and also vote for path at the same time. And ophiolite because he is the little sun of sciforums.
one_raven 05-24-07, 10:13 AM And ophiolite because he is the little sun of sciforums.
Ophiolite is a male? :eek:
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 10:16 AM Ophiolite is a male? :eek:
Did you makeout with him too? :o
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 10:18 AM sweet!
I take back my nomination of IceAgedCivilizations, because retardation always finds plenty of suitors as George W. already knows, and I nominate Wanderer.
That old, disgusting, bitter loser, seeking self-validation on internet sites and approval for his worn-out opinions, thinking them unique, has inspired me to love my self and so….he’s a great manchild in my small black book.
As a pseudo-intellectual and sexually frustrated bourgeois wannabe, he entertained me…us…with his idealization of Hellenism – supressed pedophilia – and his unconscious desire to find someone stupid enough to mentor and to seduce, while hiding behind computer screens.
I loved the guy.
lixluke 05-24-07, 10:28 AM I cannot support someone who personally attacks other members.
Me too.
Nikelodeon 05-24-07, 10:30 AM It doesnt matter who you nominate, nor who you vote for. MattMarr is the victor, the illuminati will make sure of it.
lixluke 05-24-07, 10:32 AM I nominate Wanderer.
No.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 10:33 AM Democracy has claimed victory again. Mattmar has won!!
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 11:40 AM Mattmarr is the victor!
Nikelodeon 05-24-07, 11:40 AM Congratulations MattMarr, I knew you would do it. I always had faith in you.
one_raven 05-24-07, 11:42 AM Democracy is beautiful.
Congratulations Matt.
No.
No, let him do it. You have TWO people that nominated IAC... that's not right.
lixluke 05-24-07, 12:05 PM No, let him do it. You have TWO people that nominated IAC... that's not right.
What is so not right? Satyr may withdraw his nomination for ice age if he wants. However, he must nominate a member. Like Sandy. She changed her nomination from plasma to samcdkey. Satyr can nominate himself if he wants, but not his banned sockpuppet.
What is so not right? Satyr may withdraw his nomination for ice age if he wants. However, he must nominate a member. Like Sandy. She changed her nomination from plasma to samcdkey. Satyr can nominate himself if he wants, but not his banned sockpuppet.
There wasn't a rule about not being allowed to nominate your own sock puppet. You of all people should know that if it's not against a rule, then one should be a allowed to do it until such a rule is created. You, however, have created a rule after Satyr nominated his sockpuppet.
Anyway, nominating his sockpuppet is technically him nominating himself.
lixluke 05-24-07, 12:46 PM There wasn't a rule about not being allowed to nominate your own sock puppet.
I never said there was. If he wants to nominate himself, he can do so.
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 12:55 PM IRRELLEVANT TROLL!
Mattmarr has been democratically elected by the voting machines in Florida.
Sputnik 05-24-07, 01:06 PM I nominate Tablariddim as well !!!
spuriousmonkey 05-24-07, 01:08 PM I nominate Denmark as bestest Nation State of sciforums!
Sputnik 05-24-07, 01:10 PM I nominate Denmark as bestest Nation State of sciforums!
We all know that is true - and everybody on Sciforums are honorary citizens of the Kingdom of Denmark ............
or should it be Queendom ....:m: :p
http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1274759&postcount=6
tablariddim 05-24-07, 01:51 PM Beware...the all seeing oculus tablorum can look into your soul.
Left mine at work. I'm not worried.
Creative Fossil 05-24-07, 02:14 PM Vote Fossil
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Nikelodeon 05-24-07, 02:27 PM Ban Fossil Breath
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one_raven 05-24-07, 02:28 PM Vote Fossil
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(this is not going to be a public poll, right?)
Creative Fossil 05-24-07, 02:41 PM Ban Fossil Breath
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didn't you get an infraction for that already?? :D
Creative Fossil 05-24-07, 02:42 PM Vote Fossil
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(this is not going to be a public poll, right?)
It will be public :bugeye:
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I change my mind. I nominate sam and me. In the name of all that is hot, smart, funny, and diverse, we need to win.
I'm a liberal Muslim! You're voting for me?
Thank you, I hereby declare sandy, Creative Fossil and myself as the bestest members, nullifying all other nominations.
Bow before us,
:thankyou: :thankyou: :thankyou:
Creative Fossil 05-24-07, 02:51 PM I'm a liberal Muslim! You're voting for me? :D
Thank you, I hereby declare sandy and myself as the bestest members
Bow before us,
HMPf :mad:
Vote Fossil
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Thank you, I hereby declare sandy, Creative Fossil and myself as the bestest members, nullifuing all other nominations.
Bow before us,
One out of ain't bad Saiyyadati. But I'm not bowing.
HMPf :mad:
Vote Fossil
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See again.;)
One out of ain't bad Saiyyadati. But I'm not bowing.
Jihad!:bugeye:
Pffft. You wouldn't kill a gentleman would you?
Pffft. You wouldn't kill a gentleman would you?
:splat:
Thought so. You're foiled again.
Thought so. You're foiled again.
Care to elaborate? :mad:
I assume you're referring to the "again"?
That's easy. I made it up. :D
It sounds better than just "foiled".
I assume you're referring to the "again"?
That's easy. I made it up. :D
It sounds better than just "foiled".
Hmmph; back on topic. CF is a luscious redhead, sandy is a gorgeous blonde and I am a devastating brunette.
Taken together, we constitute all that is awesome on sciforums. Hence, we ARE the bestest members.
Hmmph; back on topic. CF is a luscious redhead, sandy is a gorgeous blonde and I am a devastating brunette.
Taken together, we constitute all that is awesome on sciforums. Hence, we ARE the bestest members.
Non-sequitur.
Just means you're female members.
Awesome? Awesome? Sorry, I just spilt my coffee... (I'm feeling contrary tonight. Or not).
Non-sequitur.
Just means you're female members.
Awesome? Awesome? Sorry, I just spilt my coffee... (I'm feeling contrary tonight. Or not).
goenboylyeread.:mad:
No point. I just ordered chicken chow mein and I'm sure it would taste better than boiled head.
lixluke 05-24-07, 03:21 PM Hmmph; back on topic. CF is a luscious redhead, sandy is a gorgeous blonde and I am a devastating brunette.
Taken together, we constitute all that is awesome on sciforums. Hence, we ARE the bestest members.
I think we should let the democracy decide who the bestest member is come election time. Because we all know who it's going to be.
ANNOUNCEMENT
CS has somehow fixed his computer to handle large posteses. Henceforth, all nominee updates will be displayed within the OP.
Nutter and Satyr have nominated the same member. Either one may thereby nominate another.
Sputnik and tablariddim have also nominated the same member. Either one may thereby nominate another.
Thank you,
Official Awards Commitee[/QUOTE]
Bad day today Saiyyadati?
lixluke 05-24-07, 03:25 PM Bad day today Saiyyadati?
WTF? No. I happen to be having a pretty decent day. Furthermore, calling me names in some other language or your own made up silly word means nothing because you are nothing.
WTF? No. I happen to be having a pretty decent day. Furthermore, calling me names in some other language or your own made up silly word means nothing because you are nothing.
And if
A) you were less self-centred and
B) read back a few posts
you would have understood that I wasn't talking you, I wasn't calling anyone names and that the word "Saiyyadati" is not made up. But you just carry on assuming everything is about you.
Or just apply your "massive intellect" next time and think before replying.
I think the entire issue could be solved, say, with a round or two of RTCW-ET.
lixluke 05-24-07, 03:50 PM I think the entire issue could be solved, say, with a round or two of RTCW-ET.
Wolfstein? That oooold game?
Killjoy 05-24-07, 05:06 PM you are nothing.
Gazing into the mirror again ?
Nikelodeon 05-24-07, 05:09 PM Wolfstein? That oooold game?
Yeah.
http://www.ppcvault.com/wp-content/wolf3d_2.jpg
Yeah.
http://www.ppcvault.com/wp-content/wolf3d_2.jpg
That game sucks.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 05:13 PM Hmmph; back on topic. CF is a luscious redhead, sandy is a gorgeous blonde and I am a devastating brunette.
Taken together, we constitute all that is awesome on sciforums. Hence, we ARE the bestest members.
Taken together i'd be willing to bet you'd be lethal, but given the mix I am uncertain who would be in the greatest danger you or us.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 05:17 PM Yeah.
http://www.ppcvault.com/wp-content/wolf3d_2.jpg
Lol, I remember back in the day *cue nostalgic music* my brother in law and I hooked his 386 up to a projector and played wolfenstein on the big screen. We tried to see if we could run like hell through the map without killing anyone. Just flying past loads of angry nazis.
Sock puppet path 05-24-07, 05:18 PM That game sucks.
Not in 1991 it didn't.
EmptyForceOfChi 05-24-07, 05:58 PM Ban Fossil Breath
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watch out james r will give you an infraction for that remark.
fossil breath is now a bad bad phrase. according to james i mean janes.
peace.
James R 05-24-07, 07:36 PM EmptyForceofChi:
I'll ask you just once to cease and desist in referring to me by names other than the one I use on this forum.
Thankyou.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 06:04 AM Is that valid only for you or is that a general rule?
Nikelodeon 05-25-07, 06:13 AM I'll ask you just once to cease and desist in referring to me by names other than the one I use on this forum.
Sure thing SexyGuy.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 06:15 AM Sure thing SexyGuy.
Couldn't have said that better myself sandy.
Nikelodeon 05-25-07, 06:16 AM Couldn't have said that better myself sandy.
Quit trolling, lixluke.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 06:16 AM you are a joker Buffy.
Nikelodeon 05-25-07, 06:17 AM you are a joker Buffy.
Thats wasnt a nice thing to say, Baron.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 06:18 AM Thats wasnt a nice thing to say, Baron.
I think you have me confused with someone else, mattmarr.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 06:21 AM Congratulations once again to MattMarr for winning the bestest member award.
Nikelodeon 05-25-07, 06:23 AM MattMarr, your victory brings tears to my eyes, you are such a deserving winner.
spuriousmonkey 05-25-07, 07:20 AM OMG this thread has been cesspooled!! sciforumers are OUTRAGED by this injustice!
I'm fruminating about it as we speak.
In fact, the Democratic Republic of East Korea is considering much more serious political action to prevent the continual cesspooling of threads. This outrage and injustice can no longer be tolerated.
In the spirit of solidarity the Democratic Republic of East Korea will offer asylum to all unjustly cesspooled threads.
Official News Release from the East Korean Tourist Board.
Don't forget to tell the threads to bring their money.
Nikelodeon 05-25-07, 08:46 AM Well whoever wins this lousy contest, I look forward to the coronation.
http://www.blastmilk.com/decollete/gallery/guillotine/guillotine19.jpg
Don't forget to tell the threads to bring their money.
The new "GeoffP Wonder Zoom Merry-Go Round and Fish Battering Ride" will soon part them from it.
lixluke 05-25-07, 09:34 AM This changes nothing, Sciforumers. The competition will prevail. Nominations will close at 5:59am Modnay morning. A poll will be created featuring all of the final nominees.
I'm a liberal Muslim! You're voting for me?
Thank you, I hereby declare sandy, Creative Fossil and myself as the bestest members, nullifying all other nominations.
Bow before us,:thankyou: :
Yes, sam, I am. We kick @ss. Perfectly balanced ticket. 2 hot chicks. Funny, smart, cute, hot... We rule.:D
We win. But you know any ticket I'm on that wins will be rejected by the liberals who will say there was a problem with the voting machines.:rolleyes:
tablariddim 05-25-07, 12:34 PM Don't forget to vote for the BESTEST member...TABLARRIDIM
I OFFER you NOTHING
I PROMISE you NOTHING
EXPECT NOTHING
I am NOTHING
YOU are NOTHING
WE are NOTHING
THEY are NOTHING
THE new BUZZWORD is NOTHING
my MOTTO is NOTHING
your VOTES mean NOTHING therefore...
VOTE for TABLARIDDIM the BESTEST of NOTHING
How much are you going to pay us for voting you in Tablariddim? Or shouldn't I ask... :)
tablariddim 05-25-07, 12:36 PM The first one who spots it, gets...
tablariddim 05-25-07, 12:37 PM How much are you going to pay us for voting you in Tablariddim? Or shouldn't I ask... :)
I offer you NOTHING
Damn. That's what I thought....
tablariddim 05-25-07, 12:41 PM My enlightening ways are already working
Enlightening? More like enpooring (is that a word? It should be).
tablariddim 05-25-07, 12:50 PM Stupefying is the word you are looking for
Don't vote for me.. if you do... I will KILL you.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/absane/ninja-1.jpg
Is the vote over? Am I already the bestest member?
Is the vote over? Am I already the bestest member?
There is not vote yet... not until Monday or something.
lixluke 05-25-07, 09:22 PM Don't vote for me.. if you do... I will KILL you.
No worries. I don't see the whole point in your incessant anticampaign for yourself. It's not like anybody is going to vote for you anyway. Especially when there is somebody like me on the ballot.
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