Hello readers, i have an announcment to make. I want to make the world a better place, where love, truth and decency rule. Who wants to join me?
Before I make a decision I'd like some more information on these propsed rulers. Love, I've heard of. His platform doesn't interest me overly much, because it seems to be that we should love everybody, and quite frankly most of the world are inherently unloveable and can get fucked. Truth? Who's he? I've heard a lot of people talk about him but so far nobody has managed to point him out to me so that I might form an opinion. Some say he was around a couple of thousand years ago and got nailed to a tree, some say he avoids stepping on ants because he might come back as one. Some even say he's a hologram created by a joint Japanese-American consortium and doesn't even exist, except to those who believe he does. In fact, talk to ten different people and you'll get four different answers, and then the six that agree will beat each other up over the fine details. What's his platform, and can you direct me to a website where I can download his campaign speech? Decency. He seems to be a follower of either Love or Truth, sometimes both, depending on what drugs he's on at the time. He's a flunky of one or the other. Unless of course his election platform is that we should all walk around fully clothed, in which case, given the unsightliness of most humans I'd have to vote for him.
