http://www.cookingwithcum.com/phpBB/

Thank you, Cruel Site of the Day.

What the fuck?!

Is eating cum murder?

No . . .

. . . Not unless ya call cooking the sperm murder, that is . . . :p

I just thought it was weird that there was a message board devoted to cooking stuff with semen in it. I've never heard of such a thing.

Is eating cum murder?
If you accept that sperm carries life (which it does), then yes. So is using a condom a murder. Religious leaders are against birth control.

That must be why they also don't like masturbation. :rolleyes:

To me, it doesn't matter if they're ejaculated, cooked, and eaten. Those spermatozoa are gonna die anyway . . . They only live for a few days. It's not a waste, really.

Obviously I'll need to register at that site.
Too much potential for hilarity to be ignored.

Whatever makes ya happy, Doctor.

But be warned. I've read their rules, and they don't like inappropriate, sexually-themed fantasy stories . . . and shit like that. Ya'll be banned so quick, it wouldn't even be funny.

. . . Oh, wait . . . Yes it will!

The theme of the site is putting jizz in food... how strict can they be?

When I looked around the site I figured it was a joke right up untill I stumbled onto someone giving them crap, and then saw them get all defensive "grow up" "it's 2004" "we're not hurting anyone" etc etc.
This is too funny.
Just pretending to be a jizz enthusiast and conversing with them the way they converse with eachother would be enough to make me die laughing. I'll never be bored again.

that is one sick site

Heh, that's some funny shit there, I think I'll also register. :D

It's.... It's....





... ... ... Intriguing ... ... ...

This guy's avatar is... you'll know what I mean when you see it.

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/phpBB/images/avatars/2921120419f315294efe.gif

Suddently i cannot see why Xev, Moderator of the Intelligent Community got his position :)

So fellatio is cannibalism?

Masturbation is genocide. I think we've been down this road before.

Masturbation is genocide. I think we've been down this road before.


Play on words?

A - Xev is a "her"
B - You're a semen murdered either way you try. If you do hop on the good foot and do the bad thing with the intention of creating a new spawn, then millions of them will go to waste as only one makes it. Think about it. I'd rather not.
C - Tis a good site, I'm a regular donator ;)

I think we've been down this road before.

Well, that explains the floor. I thought I was in a movie theater . . . oh.

I keep a pocket full of tissues, just in case I feel the need to kill a few million in a public restroom... or my car.

Thanks for sharing that intimate detail, Counselor. :D

Is eating cum murder?

oh... my... god... that means my mother is probably a murderer (though, thankfully, I can't varify this).

shit! so is my girlfreind. And what about all those internet porn stars?! AAAAAAH! The internet is full of snuff films!

Guess what I'm doing?

Committing genocide.

If you have royal blood then it would be regicide since you would kill a potential king. :)

Since I'm destroyng my cells, would it be self-mutilation?

Or would it only be mutilation if it's fast furious and without hand lotion?

Well, I visit the site and find that the message boards have been temporarily closed.
BUT they are trying to sell copies of their recipe book!


Semen is very nutritious, it has a palatable texture and has wonderful cooking properties. Like fine wine or cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is also commonly available in many homes and restaurants and it is inexpensive to produce. Despite all these positive qualities semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that!"


Somehow, I'm not sold!

I can see it all now.

Semen farms, as far as the eyes can see.

Wake up in the morning, go to work, where you jerk off to porn from nine to five. Maybe you have a female assistant to improve your productivity. You are fed hormones to enhance your semen production. Since semen is a rare delicacy, much like caviar, you make off like a bandit.

God, its so beautiful it makes me weep.

Semen farms, as far as the eyes can see.

Wake up in the morning, go to work, where you jerk off to porn from nine to five.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me how you can jerk off for eight hours solid!!?

I think that you'd probably just end up sore and :D priasmic ;)

I can see it all now.

Semen farms, as far as the eyes can see.

Wake up in the morning, go to work, where you jerk off to porn from nine to five. Maybe you have a female assistant to improve your productivity. You are fed hormones to enhance your semen production. Since semen is a rare delicacy, much like caviar, you make off like a bandit.

God, its so beautiful it makes me weep.

Kinda makes you wonder if semen farms will be in China, like a Gap factory, where they make a 2 U.S. dollars per day. Or Vietnam, where there are shrimp farms. Or India, where all the computer jobs are going :D