I feel funny posting at a new forum without introducing myself properly, so I'm going to do so.

My real name's Nicole, and I'm 17 years old... 18 in eight months. ;) Um, I'm a junior in high school and I like chocolate. Anyone who feeds me is a freind for life... I'm like a stray dog, in that respect. :D

I came across sciforums just a litte while ago when someone on an Aol message board mentioned it. I know her as Kae there... don't know what she goes by here, or if she even posts much. But whatever. *shrug*

So, now I've introduced myself, I shall wander off to grace the sciforum world with my chocolate-loving, Tolkien-freak, teenage presence.

I guess you can intro your self here http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=32029 and/or at picture thread.:D

Or here. Welcome to SciForums. And I'm with you on the chocolate-loving.

Look out for spuriousmonkey. He tends to try to pass off his own feces as chocolate some times. But he also has more than enough cookies to go around, which is good.

tiassa is a bit wordy.

Porfiry is our lord and master.

Xev and gendanken are both people that will insult you mercilessly. Pay them no attention.

sargentlard is a user that should have been promoted to moderator status a long time ago.

craterchains, fluid1959 (or something like that), and a few other people lurk in the Pseudoscience forum. They're good for a laugh.

TruthSeeker is here, trying to convince everybody to love everybody else.

There are other people that don't come to mind right now that I'm sure you'll stumble across later.

Do you like have a whole list of whose's doing what at this site. Does it stop there does it go on forever

Forever. From the millions of neurons inside my skull and off into the ones and zeroes of cyberspace ...

I just made that up on the spot, though, from people who came to mind.

I am the monkey of sciforums. You have to look out for me because I try to pass off my own faeces as chocolate some times. But I also have more than enough cookies to go around, which is good.

Hello too! Hopefully you'll be *insert all sugar honey expressions here*

Welcome Oloranya :D

Enjoy your stay at Sciforums. Remember to never make eye contact with the local wildlife, and never, ever ever feed the locals. They bite.


:D

Oh yes I forgot about that. If you feed the locals, they will never leave you alone untill the end of your time. SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM. Other then that enjoy your stay at the land called sciforums

*takes all advice into account, espacially the bit about spuriousmonkey*

Oloranya, it also helps if you just ignore the advice and develop a sense of this place on your own.

Xev and gendanken will insult people mercilessly, but they mix quite a bit of brain into their insults, and if you bother to read them carefully you'll notice they're not exactly stupid. Some of the posts are pretty damn informative.

Oh, and the reason why Porfiry is our lord and master is because he does something that's fairly important to Sciforums. He, uh, owns the website and pays to keep it running from his own pocket. That's relatively important. ;)

-- Long live the Female Messiah!

Hello :) I came across sciforums a few weeks ago and have been reading here and there ever since but just now got a chance to sign up with my own account. So hi all! I'm a female and I'm 21 and I'm interested in everything science. Philosophy is also fun =) :D I'm sure I'll enjoy my time here and as you can see from my avatar, which is my own smile, I smile a lot.

You scared me, Oloranya.

There was a distinct though far-fetched possibility that you were a person I knew in RW.

Then I checked you're profile.

Thank Allah and His Holy Murderers, you live in Mass...


But I also have more than enough cookies to go around, which is good.

*Falls out of chair, like a character in an anime*




Just to dispell any suspicions, I'm not a character in an anime.

Welcome. I'm cool skill.

welcome aboard.

it can be a wild ride.

did you compare your height to the sign before boarding?

okay then.

have fun. ;)

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/bosshog.jpg

Okay. Where's the trick? After more than two and a half years, The Devil Inside resurrects someone's old intro thread.
How come?

Because that's just TDI's style, man.

IM FUCKING SWEEEEEET!!
whoever can figure this out gets an e-prize.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/BrandonsEyeball.jpg

You bath in sugar water.

sometimes, but incorrect answer.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/wwe9.jpg
JUNKYARD DOG ROCKIN THE HOUUUUUSE!!!

Because you inherited the sweet genes of your mother?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/belding.jpg
she DID get it on with mr. belding, but no. sorry.
she is too much of a crackwhore to have given me the gift of cool.

Because your shit tastes like belgium chocolate?

close, but no. there IS a hint of pralines, however.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/starsandstripes.jpg

You had sex less than 6 hours ago. With a person.

true, but again...not quite.
it was with THIS guy:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/BAMBAMBIGELOW.jpg
fire gets me hard.

true, but again...not quite.
it was with THIS guy:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/BAMBAMBIGELOW.jpg
fire gets me hard.
Were you the boss or the receptionist?

Were you the boss or the receptionist?

Does it matter if there are flames?

Were you the boss or the receptionist?
i was the burn victim, and he was the "raging inferno".

Does it matter if there are flames?
absofuckinglutely. no fire, no lovin'. its as simple as that. the ham smell that comes off a fresh burn is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

IM FUCKING SWEEEEEET!!
whoever can figure this out gets an e-prize.


Because you are a terrorist who just was rangered by a ranging inferno who bathed in your sweet chocolate which has a hint of praline, and now you are going back to the US to ranger Bush until he oozes love jism from every orifice and ends the madness that is his presidency by making world peace?

hmmmm....you are getting colder.
im a libertarian, and we dont do the nasty with republicans, no matter how much of a muslim extremist we are.

I was getting desperate.

think: http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/tobaccobirds.gif

whoever can figure this out gets an e-prize.
Because ducks come from Uranus?

think: http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/tobaccobirds.gif

Say no more...

Because ducks come from Uranus?

in fact they do, but ostriches come from YOUR anus.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/ostrichhead.jpg

Oh, I know! Because you smoked some Philosopher's Blend recently, and it was laced with weed.

Or alternatively, you just had weed.

EDIT: Or alcohol?

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/WEED.jpg
huzzah for amsterdam!!

Haha....

You are so going to prison in the US.

huzzah for amsterdam!!
So I was right!

You are so going to prison in the US.
That's the only way to live.

That's the only way to live.

Maybe it seems cool to say that if you are a teenager, but there are many better ways to live than to spend your time in an american prison.

Living free in Europe for instance.

Raising a family.

Eating buggers from your nose.

Which is why I'm going to Europe someday to do all that stuff.

I don't get this. Why this resurrection?

I don't get this. Why this resurrection?
The answer has been revealed. He was high.

Or at least, that's what I get out of it.

that, and i LOVE satan.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/satanissad.gif

Lost your paradise?

Lost your paradise?
i only have to close my eyes to see it again....
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/NUKE.jpg

You need a new halo...
:cool:
http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3854/mururoaep4.jpg

i suppose i could try to be more like this guy:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/classicpinhead.jpg

i suppose i could try to be more like this guy:
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/classicpinhead.jpg
you little hellraiser you
hey pinhead!!!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/koolaidman.jpg
HEY, KOOL-AID!!!!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/classicpinhead.jpg


What an elaborate way of saying:

Please don't touch me!

we have such sights to show you...

hey pinhead!!!
Lawl.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/koolaidman.jpg
HEY, KOOL-AID!!!!
Oh yeah!

Hey TDI, lemme ask you something. Which one of us spams more? Some say — well, one says — that I do. But I really think you outdo me by far. :p What do you think?

your both as bad as each other :p

i think your spam fills the belly, and my spam is purely idiotic.

What an elaborate way of saying:

Please don't touch me!

on the contrary, the 'points' are facing inward


thus an elaborate way of saying: I like to 'feel' touch me

To find the truth one has to look beyond first impressions

"We are explorers in the farthest reaches of experience."
-Pinhead

on the contrary, the 'points' are facing inward


thus an elaborate way of saying: I like to 'feel' touch me

To find the truth one has to look beyond first impressions

Duh.

Because the sharp points are facing inward, if you'd touch him, it would hurt him. Maybe he is looking for compassion, saying "Look, it gets to me, it really gets to me if you touch me."

Maybe he's a sadomasochist.

Or maybe the man is so desensitized that the only way he could feel a touch is if it were amplified in some way, like by the pins.


Oh, maybe.

But either way, I wouldn't want to touch him.

To me he's saying: 'Registered childminder for hire'.

Solved!

http://web.mit.edu/tidor/www/research/aids_virus_dh.jpg

If I stare at it long enough, it smiles ...

allahu akbar, motherfuckers!