View Full Version : Americans are so clean


Roman
10-09-07, 04:33 PM
Probably the cleanest people on earth. As the bible says, cleanliness is next to holiness.

Man, Americans are so clean and holy.

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:34 PM
I know. Smell, great too. I did you manage that?

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:35 PM
That explains the environmental pollution. Its their infernal baths!

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:36 PM
is it really necessary to disrupt these forums like this? Just leave if your going to post obvious bullshit spam

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:36 PM
Probably the cleanest people on earth. As the bible says, cleanliness is next to holiness.
Clean is relative.

Clean in comparison to who!? :confused:

Roman
10-09-07, 04:37 PM
is it really necessary to disrupt these forums like this? Just leave if your going to post obvious bullshit spam

Man, don't be jealous cause you're living in India Filthandistan.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:37 PM
is it really necessary to disrupt these forums like this? Just leave if your going to post obvious bullshit spam

its just a demonstration that everyone is equally censored.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:37 PM
have fun with it then

Roman
10-09-07, 04:38 PM
Clean is relative.

Clean in comparison to who!? :confused:

Everyone else.
Look at our per capita water consumption! We're not drinking all that water! We run a lot of it over ourselves to make sure we're squeaky clean!

draqon
10-09-07, 04:38 PM
All nations are equally clean as they are not clean.

Roman
10-09-07, 04:40 PM
All nations are equally clean as they are not clean.

I, um, what?

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:40 PM
All nations are clean. Especialy the ones in the USA.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:41 PM
have fun with it then

Its only a problem if you take it seriously.:)

shorty_37
10-09-07, 04:41 PM
Canada is the cleanest.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:42 PM
except red states..they smell like jack daniels and chew

MacGyver1968
10-09-07, 04:42 PM
Hey now...we smell like lone star beer and yosimite sam mudflaps

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:43 PM
:bugeye:

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:44 PM
On an unrelated matter, how many points before a ban?

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:44 PM
I, um, what?
This is what I scrub my sphincter with, four times daily:
http://www.wolfcraft.com/images/photographs/2104-SpiralWireBrush-1.jpg
It really, really hurts. But I like that.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:46 PM
On an unrelated matter, how many points before a ban?

Just say the word and I'll give you 3 days off.

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:47 PM
Rowr.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:47 PM
This is a cesspool thread.

Moderator!!!

Roman
10-09-07, 04:47 PM
On an unrelated matter, how many points before a ban?

I dunno, but I have like 4 pages of expired fractions. It's great; they all link to some of my bestest work.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:48 PM
Its getting hot in here. -takes off pants-

Roman
10-09-07, 04:48 PM
This is a cesspool thread.

Moderator!!!

Shut your stinkhole, unclean one.
Take a shower.

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:48 PM
Just say the word and I'll give you 3 days off.

I dont think you've given me an infraction yet. You moron. Everyone else has.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4821/10391136ss0.jpg

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:49 PM
I think spidergoat fancies you, Nikcdelon.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:49 PM
I dont think you've given me an infraction yet. You moron. Everyone else has.


I hate being a tease. The suspense is too strenuous. I prefer direct bans.

MacGyver1968
10-09-07, 04:51 PM
Am I the only one here who has never received a infraction?

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:51 PM
Am I the only one here who has never received a infraction?

Of course you imbecile.

Roman
10-09-07, 04:52 PM
Am I the only one here who has never received a infraction?

Maybe if you didn't suck so much cock....

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:53 PM
Am I the only one here who has never received a infraction?
Yes, and you can't be a full member of our gang until you have one.

Jump to it.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:54 PM
I hear homophobic tendencies are a symptom of repressed homophilia.

Do you dream of naked men, Roman?

MacGyver1968
10-09-07, 04:54 PM
ok ..here goes:

Roman, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:54 PM
I Like where this is going!

Nikelodeon
10-09-07, 04:55 PM
Roman, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
How did he mount your mother??

Try harder.

shorty_37
10-09-07, 04:55 PM
I have had 5

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:55 PM
Roman, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
My foremost sexual fantasy.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:56 PM
I had a warning on one of my first post now I try to behave

redarmy11
10-09-07, 04:56 PM
I have had 5
What, horses?

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:56 PM
Damn, hotdog down a hallway

shorty_37
10-09-07, 04:57 PM
What, horses?

No, Ponies you IDOIT :rolleyes:

Roman
10-09-07, 04:58 PM
I hear homophobic tendencies are a symptom of repressed homophilia.

Do you dream of naked men, Roman?

I think a better question would be do I take my clothes off and piss on naked men while being video taped.

Roman
10-09-07, 04:58 PM
What, horses?

I think she meant mothers.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 04:59 PM
I think a better question would be do I take my clothes off and piss on naked men while being video taped.

do you? ;)

cosmictraveler
10-09-07, 04:59 PM
I think a better question would be do I take my clothes off and piss on naked men while being video taped.

And I guess they turn around and shit on you! ;)

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 04:59 PM
Hmm why are men obsessed with cleanliness so prone to urophilia?

shorty_37
10-09-07, 05:00 PM
do you? ;)

Only just before the big Pride parade.

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 05:00 PM
Hmm why are men obsessed with cleanliness so prone to urophilia?

the must be from the south

redarmy11
10-09-07, 05:01 PM
Urine's sterile. Probably. Unless that's a myth. So being peed on probably isn't incompatible with cleanliness. Or: it might be.

Roman
10-09-07, 05:01 PM
do you? ;)

Not anymore.

S.A.M.
10-09-07, 05:02 PM
Why would a thread on cleanliness digress to urophilia, scatophilia, homophobia and bestiality (not to mention whatever the bottle cleaner involves)?

Roman
10-09-07, 05:03 PM
Urine's sterile. Probably. Unless that's a myth. So being peed on probably isn't incompatible with cleanliness. Or: it might be.

I so on the tv Indians drinking and bathing in cow piss. I think it was like a baptism. Except with more cow balls.

MacGyver1968
10-09-07, 05:03 PM
What an uplifting thread this is. :)

shichimenshyo
10-09-07, 05:03 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/299964/0_61_alf.jpg

Alf says this thread sucks ass.