This popped into my inbox this morning - thought you may like it... :D

--------------------------------------------------------------------
A journalist is asking an American Government Official

"What proof do you have that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?"

and the American replies,

"We kept the receipts".
----------------------------------------------------------------------


FYI - this weekend there is a mass of anti-war rallies planned, this is a world wide effort and could be the biggest global protest ever.

City list --> http://www.unitedforpeace.org/article.php?id=725

See you there :D

:eek:

That was SO Bill Hicks! :cool:

im sure osamma and sadam are pretty happy about that.

Originally posted by kobolt
That was SO Bill Hicks! :cool:

I miss Bill Hicks.

Ned that was great.

We all know Rumsfeld knows all the details about virtually all Iraqi WMDs - even the French & Russian ones. He opened up the channels for Saddam, and lined his own pockets in the process.

Oops! Mustn't divulge the sources of intel - it might risk human assets. Better to kill a million or so Arabs, and tip the entire Mideast into chaos (not human assets). As long as Israel is happy.

"No further questions."

I personally think the peice rallies are a bad idea after what osama bin laden has been reported to have said. Just imagine thousands or even millions of people in the same place they could all be wiped out with a small bomb!

avoid crowds, morsey! the boogeyman is gonna get ya!


When our country gets its priorities straight you will have nothing to fear from any desperate fanatics: If we try to run the world, they will kill us in our own streets as we already do them.

Al-Qaeda understands the American psyche and the ambitions of the Bush Administration. Thus far, both are reacting according to plan.

This is an explosive war of ideas on many fronts, and the countries with the most fear and recklessness will be the losers.

who is Bill Hicks?

A journalist is asking an American Government Official

"What proof do you have that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?"

and the American replies,

"We kept the receipts".

No no, he got it wrong. :D :D :D

9,000 pages of the 10,000 page rebuttal document sent to the UN saying they no longer had WMD, contained the names addresses and receipts from all the American companies that provided everything needed for all nuclea and chemical WMD. That's why Bush had to get his hands on the copy, and edit out the evidence, and your govt and mine got the "sanitised" version.....