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4 years, 2 months, 2 weeks? Assuming of course that it is a per day rate.

Mr. Anon,

Laughing.. my... ass... right off!!! :D :D

Still... laughing. (it hurts)...

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No idea how long it takes, but I am sure it will hurt. :D

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What about the evaporation of water from the semen?

Depends.
If their Polish, ...Forever.
They'll forget to put the plug in.









I kid I kid :D

Question 2: Complete the following list:

rubber, high heels, tensor bandage, oh god, ____________

is that a strap-on?

Headed to the Cessfool, this thread is. Might as well spend sci's last days being jolly.

I don't know about you chaps/chapesses but intelligence tests always bored the very crapé out of me as a youngling - You know the drill: "If a train leaves from Blah-Blah at 12.00pm and another leaves Asshole, Arkensas at Blah-Bliddy-Blah, etc..."

It's not that the questions themselves, per say, are particularly unchallenging, it's just I've never in my life found myself ever actually giving a cahoot about the answer because the question is often times so incredibly, tediously, dull.

So, I thought it about time the world came up with some new types of Mensa questions, ones which not only stretch the old grey matter but also posit a proposition one needs to know the answer to. I'll kick off with a for example, you take it from there:

Question 1: If the average Man produces one teaspoon of ejaculate and the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water, how many years does it take 5 chaps to fill a bath with cum?

Either post answers too questions or posit questions of your own. Have fun. ;)
A derby hatted Englishman being asked by a reporter from the London Times regarding his opinion of a public poll indicating that 59% of all Englishmen were homosexual".

Flicking the dust from his darby the chap replied, "Frankly madam, I shan't be satisfied until they make it absolutely mandatory."
Geist:cool:kiesel

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Question 1: If the average Man produces one teaspoon of ejaculate and the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water, how many years does it take 5 chaps to fill a bath with cum?

Only a moron like you would think of a joke that completely idiotic. HAHAHAHA!!!! What a loser.

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Question 3:

If a certain recently posting member reads a post, averaging 3.75 letters per minute at a reading comprehension level comparable to Thompson's gazelle, how long will it take for that member to attempt to spoil everyone else's fun with inane chatter?

Bonus question: given a BMI of 26, how much semen would it take for said member to drown in, assuming a standard North American bathtub volume?

Yes, you're point being dear girl?
Thanks for showing how obvious my point was. Too bad you are too damn dumb to figure it out. HAHAHAHA!!!!

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I was random site searching and decided to reply to your topic after making an accout.

The answer would be zero days. Also, zero minutes, zero seconds, and zero milliseconds (if you want to get technical that is.)

The reason behind this is your wording of the question.

Question 1: If the average Man produces one teaspoon of ejaculate and the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water, how many years does it take 5 chaps to fill a bath with cum?

You say that the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water. So, therefore according to your question the tub is already full.

But, you could also be saying that the average bathtub has 10 gallons of water in it with excess room left over. Which in that case the answer would be this formula: (x being the total amount of water in the tub, and assuming that ejaculation rate was one teaspoon per day)

(x-10)*3785.6/5

Which would equal your days. Taking that one teaspoon is 5mL, and there are 3785.6mL per gallon. And hopefully you are intelligent enough to convert this into hours, minutes and if necessary seconds.


Word to the wise, don't make up Mensa questions when you have no idea what you are doing.

I was random site searching and decided to reply to your topic after making an accout.

The answer would be zero days. Also, zero minutes, zero seconds, and zero milliseconds (if you want to get technical that is.)

The reason behind this is your wording of the question.

Question 1: If the average Man produces one teaspoon of ejaculate and the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water, how many years does it take 5 chaps to fill a bath with cum?

You say that the average bath tub contains 10 gallons of water. So, therefore according to your question the tub is already full.

But, you could also be saying that the average bathtub has 10 gallons of water in it with excess room left over. Which in that case the answer would be this formula: (x being the total amount of water in the tub, and assuming that ejaculation rate was one teaspoon per day)

(x-10)*3785.6/5

Which would equal your days. Taking that one teaspoon is 5mL, and there are 3785.6mL per gallon. And hopefully you are intelligent enough to convert this into hours, minutes and if necessary seconds.


Word to the wise, don't make up Mensa questions when you have no idea what you are doing.

If we're being pedantic, he didn't say the bath was full at 10 gallons. Only that it contains 10 gallons.

Southstar:

Wait wait wait. What?

Sciforums is closing? "Sci's last days"?

Look at the date, PJ.

I've no idea what was happening back then. Funding was low maybe?

I stated the alternate method if the tub contained only 10 gallons and had excess space. And he did not say wether it was full or had excess space in his question.

Woops. Thanks Phonetic. Another case of fucking Thread Necromancy.

Here is something to consider, from the scientific view point:

Since we are talking about years, you have to take into account that cum contains lots of water and water evaporates. Dry cum occupies much LESS space then when it is fresh. So during the "filling up" period we have to count serious losses, so I would say it should take at least twice as much time as it would take without evaporation.

It is like filling up a tank with a liquid when there is a small hole in the tank and it keeps losing the same liquid. Or like your purse and salary... :)

Here is something to consider, from the scientific view point:

Since we are talking about years, you have to take into account that cum contains lots of water and water evaporates. Dry cum occupies much LESS space then when it is fresh. So during the "filling up" period we have to count serious losses, so I would say it should take at least twice as much time as it would take without evaporation.

It is like filling up a tank with a liquid when there is a small hole in the tank and it keeps losing the same liquid. Or like your purse and salary... :)

Check the first page, buddy. I mentioned that years ago. Err, a year ago.

Yeah but then I would have to read the WHOLE DAMN thread. :)