The aliens are here. They are taking over the world.

They seriously are. Ask me about it.

Ask me about it

No Thanks but you can read about some research into the different races.

A Report on the Motivations and Activities of Extraterrestrial Races – A Typology of the most Significant Extraterrestrial Races Interacting with Humanity by Michael E. Salla, PhD
Dr. Michael E. Salla, is a pioneer in the development of exopolitics, the scholarly study of the political implications of the extraterrestrial presence. (http://www.exopolitics.org/Report-ET%20Motivations-PF.htm)
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haha cool link FieryIce, good laugth :)

Would aliens really come in spaceships, aka UFOs. it seems like a rather unsophisticated way of transporting yourself.

How would they really do it?

I suppose I better just mention that I've spotted Zero attempt to prove that this subforum contains "Nonsense" (At least thats what I thnk he said in a post I deleted some time back).

So his "Invasion" isn't actually a real one, I just had to point that out for anyone that did actually the world was under attack by this post. So don't bother hiding under your bed or cashing in your life savings.

I guess in 'the invasion of the body snatchers' the aliens came by seeds. that seems rather a wise strategy. No risks and a still the possiblity to conquer the world.

warning- the invasion of the body snatchers is not a documentary, but a work of fiction. well...that is what some people want you to believe

i saw part of this series once where the alien would send there mind true space to me inserted into homemade human look alikes.

seemed like a good idea, since the alien humans where stronger and faster, but ofcause being a hollywood product the good guys always won miraculaly(crap word)

warning: this serie was made my real humans, no aliens died in its production

Hollywood has all the angles covered it seems.

In 'species' (the movie) they just send instructions on how to make an alien, who turns out to be a lovely young girl. However, a very powerful girl, growing up real fast with a healthy appetite. And nice breasts.

She then has the urge to mate and can have young of her own. These, I assume, are partially human and will continue to mate until the whole world is taken over. There was an species2 but I can't remember the plot of that one.

Warning - species the movie is not a documentary but a work of fiction. The world is not being taken over yet by horny beautiful blonde women with gorgeous breasts..shame really

Of course in the movie 'contact' we see a similar phenomenon. But instead of sending instructions to make an ambassador they give instructions to make a machine that can transport human ambassadors to the aliens.

Of course this seems a highly unlikely course of action to me from intelligent aliens. You can never predict what an alien civilization will shove through the mailbox. Indeed, the aliens were alerted to the existence of the human civilization by broadcasts by the Nazi empire. Needless to say, this empire could be considered to be evil. Surely an intelligent alien civilization could have gathered this from an indepth analysis of the received data.

The humans might have send through some nanobots, or an organice plague. Who knows???

Warning - I wouldn't trust the content of contact because it was not originally a hollywood movie but merely a simple book by some unknown writer named Carl Sagan

I like Unknown authoers with names

Alien the Movies

In aliens the humans are flyig around the galaxy when they stumple upon a alien signal and desides to investigate. The result is that everybody except for a female(Ripley) and her cat onboard the investigating ship is killed by a alien that uses humans as breading stock.

Years later they visitet the planet again, having learned nothing everybody is once again killed, except for the Ripley and a little girl who manages to escape even more and bigger aliens then in the first movie

it does not get much better in the 3rd and 4th movie, in the 3rd Ripley is finally killed but dont worrie by the 4th movie they have dug her back out of the molted lead she fell into in the 3rd movie and cloned her, giving her superpowers and a slightly acidic blood.

One think that is worth noting, is that Ripley keeps surviving, the conclusion being female cat owners cannot be killed by aliens, even if they are killed the just come back much stronger. Note how the girl surviving in the 2nd movie is dead in the 3rd, she did not own a cat.

SO if we ever have to fight aliens, all we need to do is create an army of female cat owners and send them in to battle.


Warning : Alien 1 was them best one of the all, they get progresivly worse and by the 4th there are 4 survicers.

Well, the fourth was pretty funny I think. Especially the end, where the strange alien hybrid thing got sucked out into space through a little hole in the hull. :D

But who knows what alien invasions will bring? It could be like "Mars Attacks" ...

i actually like all the alien movies, for the aliens, i even have the dvd boxset :), im also going to see AVP the movie when it comes out, but fear they(hollywood) are going to fuck up a perfectly good universe.

The killing of the hybrid alien in the end was.. tame, they could have made something better, the best part in the end is when the "pilots" stops screaming looks at eachother, then says something like "We on fire" and resumes screaming

Why isn't this subforum in the Cesspool?

I demand an explanation.

Why don't you make that question in the feedback subforum, or if you are sure it should go into the cesspool make a poll in SOF.

Kunax....

"The killing of the hybrid alien in the end was.. tame"

But remember that you never actually saw it die did you and they were in earths atmosphere weren't they? ;)

Getting sucked out a small hole sound pretty fatal to me :). I also think it was sucked out before reentry, other wise there might be a slight mistake, one can proberly find tons if one sits down and look for them :).

no, it really died (looked like frozen soup after that)
and they weren't yet in the Earth's atmosphere

My fav aliens film is Aliens2 followed by Aliens4

,,,,,, so which alien invasion or war are YOU talking about?

The one that might happen if there are aliens and if they have the means of reaching us and if they have the intention of invading us.

assuming there a alien and they have the means to come here, why would they even bother to invade, they could proberly annilate all humans and still have time for tea and cookies.
Assuming there a alien and the know how the get here and its not a holluwood movie.

It is a common theme in SF novels that there are advanced alien civilizations out there, but they are all in a different stage of technological development. Once they reach a certain advanced level (the level of colonizing other star systems or somehting like that), a more advanced civilization is woken up. They show themselves. Annihilate the civilization that is about the emerge from their little corner and then go wake to a state of slumber.

it is used to explain why there aren't any aliens knocking on our door. There is just a very advanced one waiting out there to annihilate everything that sticks its head out. The bully of aliens.

maybe they are already on their way to annihilate us after receiving the TV images of the Third Reich. They will arrive on monday. 2PM GMT.

How do you know that some of the other life forms that are here already aren't aliens? We cannot "talk" to the animals to understand them as the same would hold true with aliens from another planet visiting us. Wouldn't it be a shame if we destroyed the real aliens without realizing what we had done?

That is a very interesting thought.

We might have already encountered them and destroyed them in our past. maybe they were tiny. Someone stepped on them. Maybe we killed them off out of curiosity (in a prehistoric age). People have always been rather good at eradicating species. Why not aliens?

Of course our biosphere could be quite aggressive towards any alien life form (also an old theme in the SF world).

Yes, so much of what was once called science fiction is now science fact.

:m:

My point would be this, When Christopher Columbus set out for a new route to India he didn't expect to find a new land, he did take men with him for protection against piracy and to pilot the vessels however he wasn't out to conquer a new land or raise a civilization to the ground.

My suggestion is the same is of space, admittedly currently we have no destination set anywhere in the universe so finding a route to it's a destination is a little difficult, however we know there are new worlds out there (They are being discovered every day). What we won't be going out there to do however is conquer as its:
1: Expensive
2: Ludicrous
3: A waste of manpower

Now I know most suggest we don't think like an alien but I don't think an Alien civilization is going to evolve to the point of space travel, just to start a conquest scenario based upon it's primitive history.

Still aliens could just send something that kill everything and ther mother, then comeback when everybody dead.

perhaps something that could kill and absorb anything organic and recreate it into to aliens enviremts. Would that be nice, 2 birds with on stone(envirement+oppersision)