Algore TV: Al Gore Al The Time!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Brutus1964, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Brutus1964 We are not alone! Registered Senior Member

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    He invented the Internet! He reinvented Himself! Now he has invented Algore TV!

    If you love watching test patterns you’ll really love the nonstop excitement of Algore TV. Its al Gore al the time! Every segment promises to be only seven minutes long to cater to the short attention spans of today’s “yutes”. It will be just like fun size candy bars.

    Algore himself said that he will not concern himself with mundane things like ratings or viewer interests. That’s because THERE WON’T BE ANY! It will be like ivory tower liberals who give awards to books that nobody reads, or documentaries that nobody watches. Just like PBS, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, and NPR, Algore promises that his network will be non-partisan. Of course we all know that only Waskawy Wepubwicans and evil Fox News are partisan.

    Algore TV may even last as long as a Seinfeld spinoff.

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  3. snake river rufus Registered Senior Member

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  5. Maharajah Registered Senior Member

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    Good for him, I hope he actually does what he claims to do...
    I'd actually hope that he directed it more like C-SPAN, but alas it is targetted to the under-25 crowd so I very highly doubt that. More than likely he will follow the Goebbels media model just like Fox does now, which is a shame.

    Anyways... sounds like you buy into the republican propaganda yourself, so what's your point?

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  7. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    god if i saw gore as much as that.. i wud take a knife my self and fucking stab that bitch so many fucking times.. until i felt satisfyed. same with that fat fuck moore.. that wud take like 40x more stabbings tho. cuz hes a hard balloon to just deflate in one stab. u have to stab every jelly roll on his stomach which may take hours on end.
     
  8. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    His new channel sounds interesting and promising.

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  9. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    haha god .. what if all of america had a mind like u! EEK! "the number one show this week, Gore.. gore gore, was great. This weeks episodes, like the last 59 weeks, claims about how he invented the internet. Superb"
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    AHhhh! Michael Moore, hollywood, John Kerry flip flop, AL gore bad, monica, clinton, liberal...

    Meanwhile our government is engaged in war profiteering in an unecessary war in Iraq while committing treason against the people fighting the real war on militant Islam. Oh, and the president just went on vacation, again.
     
  11. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    hmm funny why the liberals think every time bush moves an inch hes on vacation. get that airamerican talk radio out of ur fucking head. think for your self and get the fucking facts straight. dont listen to sum angry woman who thinks she owns the world just cuz shes a lez and a womans right leader. Bush is a strong man. in fact he is rated the top 3 presidents (seconds to be exact) that has the strongest mind and doesnt let any one influence him. cuz all of yall fucking liberals think cheney runs the whitehouse, but really its bush . and cheney is a strong man too, but he doesnt in anyway influence bush with his desicions. and before u protest saying well its good if he is influenced by different minds. well, airamerica talk radio doesnt think thats a good idea. so u want to back up ur own fucking possee?? or u want to disagree with everyone ? u pick. u fucking dumbass. u fucking pick.
     
  12. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Jack4WAR and Bush, two tards in a pod.
     
  13. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    hmm every time i make u answer a question the only thing u can do is respond to me with sum shitty ass come back from the second grade. even ur sex slave michael moore has better comebacks. if he saw u now spidergoat, he would be deeply dissapointed. Deeply.
     
  14. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, what an insult to our REAL past Presidents.

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  15. mikasa11 Registered Senior Member

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    Your not even good at making up information. How in the world would they be able to conduct a poll like this?

    Quit making up lies to defend Bush; He has the entire media to that for him he doesn't need your help.
     
  16. mikasa11 Registered Senior Member

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    I hope Al Gore's new station is as liberal as Fox is. It's about time that the liberals got something for themselves.
     
  17. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    And Bush would be proud of you, in fact I think he would be jealous of your linguistic skills. If you could disrespect our past and present troops better, maybe you would have a place in his administration. I read that Colin Powell got the Defense Distinguished Service Medal, Bronze Star Medal, and the Purple Heart. Was he just padding his resume? You better look into it.
     
  18. marv Just a dumb hillbilly... Registered Senior Member

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    Al Gore's seven minute segments to cater to his under 25 crowd might be a little too long. He's gonna get strong competition from the TOON and NICK networks.

    Then again, black and white test pattern reruns from the fifties would be more exciting...

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  19. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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