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sderenzi
11-14-06, 01:33 PM
Penda was washing her clothes at the edge of the nearby river Systema. She's always been a hard worker but up until now things had never gone her way, she was feeling somewhat lost. Her father was a baker in the nearby village of Trist, all night he'd work baking for the following morning just to feed the 7 kids he had. His 3 wives all had their own specific needs, and thus Penda was left behind all of them, including her brothers.

As Runako (her father) was baking new sweet bread he saw out of the corner of his eye a fine femanine figure entering his loft. She drew nearer, it was Halima his wife. Halima was looking rather thin today, they had not eaten in months and she could barely stand the sight of his frail weakened body. Halima "how are you today my husband, is all going well baking the sweet breads?" Runako looked at her with a smile, he saw her very pleasant figure drawing nearer to his own, she was soft an supple. Runako "my wife, the sweet breads are hard to make with you standing over me all the time". She looked annoyed, he'd been especially testy as of late, he often eyed their daughter from afar.

Hamila "husband, do you think Penda is going to be a good wife someday?" Runako glanced at his wife as Penda entered the room. Penda was jovile an carefree, her watchful eye could understand the topic of conversation. Hamila told her to go into her room (which was just like a portable toliet in its size). Hamila could see her husbands excitement at seeing Penda enter. She'd just turned 14 and they both knew she was ready for children, the question was would one of her brothers do it or would Runako?

sderenzi
11-14-06, 03:47 PM
continue story....

phonetic
11-14-06, 03:56 PM
Say whaaaaaaat? :|

Nikelodeon
11-14-06, 03:56 PM
He then stood on a spear and was mauled by a girraffe. Just when he thought his day couldnt get worse, a hippo shat on his head.

G. F. Schleebenhorst
11-14-06, 05:36 PM
Then the food truck arrived with lots of tasty sacks of grain donated by those imperialistic white bastards, and their troubles were at an end.

As they ate, penda was abducted by gibbons, who bashed her skull in and ate her brain.

Baron Max
11-14-06, 06:04 PM
Then the white, western world was asked to donate billions of dollars to aid the poor family ....and they were suckered into it, too!

Baron Max