[from enmos's original thread, what i can remember anyway]

Are you egotistical, attention seeking, narcissist ????
Here you get to be asked about you (isn't it wonderful?)
This weeks victim is Spud emperor
Heres your chance to shine spud. So you all have a week to ask him to your hearts content.

Few questions to get started,

Why are you here ?
Have you ever lost it in public ?
Whats the most desperate/last resort thing you've done in any situation?

are there others beside you in the Spud Court?

Are you a virgin?

Do you drink?

What is it?

What movies do you like?

What do you look like?

Do you think America is overrated?

Do you love your country?

Hi mob,
thanks Challenger ( you prick)
thanks also to the lovely Varda, you're a hard act to follow ( it's the sublime to the ridiculous really, sweet , sexy , exotic Varda to the crumpled, retarded tuberous root vegetable, recently dug up by the dog). Varda can you please send my ear back now that you've spurned my love, my hat is riding a little low on the left, I doubt it's in any fit state to re-attach but maybe I can use it as an ashtray or candle snuffer or candle holder even, preferably something to do with candles to signify my holding a metaphorical candle to you.

Now a brief language warning ( send the kiddies off to bed).

Ask the tough questions please, no soft shit!

Do you have corks dangling from your hat ? That's the first and most important question you should be asked.

are there others beside you in the Spud Court?

Hi NightFall, good question. Are you a chick?
I'll assume from the question you are and yep Spud Court ( Empire darling) is
a vibey place, we have the Spud Empress, sexy, sassy, massively intelligent ( no, she's not looking over my shoulder), funny, ribald and beautiful, there's three amazing grommets, one 5 year old chick with way too much spunk, also humourous, insanely clever, talented and feisty. There's a twelve year old boychild who is just fun on legs, again funny as shit and an absolute powerhouse of energy and sunshine. Fifteen year old manchild who is intense, so handsome it hurts, focussed, also highly intelligent, bookish, stylish, a fashionista of impeccable taste ( not easy living in the boonies).
And the Cat, Creaky, he's cool, cool, cool. He loves to playfight and has incredibly devious methods of retribution.

Yes, I adore them all and no I'm not exaggerating about them in the least, I'm actually playing down their respective talents and awesomeness.

Are you a virgin?

Do you drink?

What is it?

What movies do you like?

What do you look like?

Do you think America is overrated?

Do you love your country?

Hi Exeter, man that's a lot of questions.

Not a virgin, but never had mansex.

Do I drink? Fucking hello!
Red wine, white wine, bourbon, scotch, beer, love beer, champagne on occasions. Not necessarily in that order.

Movies, left field, prefer European, Irish, English, Australian.
I'd rather watch Waking Ned Devine than, than, ahh..can't think of a hollywood movie off the top of my head.

What I look like,..hmm! I won't post a pic but imagine a rougher looking David Bowie., I've been likened to him at times, also Hugh Jackman but think Paul Hogan circa Croc. Dundee, you know, sort of weathered, with the laugh lines and crows feet.
Just cut all my hair off today and the Spud Empress reckons I look mean.

America, don't know, I'd love to visit. Seems an amazing and diverse place.
I've met plenty of Americans, some really wonderful people and some fucked up freak jobs too. Overrated in some ways perhaps, a bit too hyped sometimes.

Do I love my country, Shit yeah! I'm mad for this place but the place more than the people, I'm not overtly patriotic. The people can actually shit me to distraction, middle Australia is base, daft, stupid, naive, irritating and poorly evolved. Having said that, the good Aussies are a rare breed and are fucking awesome. The irreverence, reliability and extraordinary ability for humour are irresistable.
I love the physical Australia with a passion, I can get exremely excited by things like gum trees, beaches, heat, surf, rocks.
I am also very fond of the indigenous Australians. People who have had their culture totally shat on and are struggling in lots of ways but are remarkable people, very, very deep.

Why are you here ?
Have you ever lost it in public ?
Whats the most desperate/last resort thing you've done in any situation?



Why are you here ?
Have you ever lost it in public ?
Whats the most desperate/last resort thing you've done in any situation?
I'm here because it's pretty damn stimulating, I love the banter and the science and knowledge, there are some amazing people here ( although it seems not many are prepared to admit that).
I mostly post inane dribble with hopefully the odd gem thrown in.

Of course I've lost it in public, lost lots of shit, lost my cool, lost my way, lost my nerve, even lost my freedom for an afternoon.
I lost my cool once with a nurse who was being catty and unhelpful to my ( then wife) who was quite ill.

The last question I'll have to come back to, I've got nothing at the moment.
Challenger, this is challenging, I feel quite boring at the moment.

Do you have corks dangling from your hat ? That's the first and most important question you should be asked.

Myles, that's more like it.
No but I do have an bottle opener on my keyring.
And I don't wear thongs, fuckin' stupid things.

Have you ever had a foreign object insertion (into your body ?) ?
If not, would you rather have a hotdog or a pinapple shoved up somewhere ? (where?)

Hi mob,
thanks Challenger ( you prick)
thanks also to the lovely Varda, you're a hard act to follow ( it's the sublime to the ridiculous really, sweet , sexy , exotic Varda to the crumpled, retarded tuberous root vegetable, recently dug up by the dog). Varda can you please send my ear back now that you've spurned my love, my hat is riding a little low on the left, I doubt it's in any fit state to re-attach but maybe I can use it as an ashtray or candle snuffer or candle holder even, preferably something to do with candles to signify my holding a metaphorical candle to you.

Now a brief language warning ( send the kiddies off to bed).

Ask the tough questions please, no soft shit!

But I'e always wanted a ear necklace... like in predator!
Are you just going to crush my dreams like that?

how was it the first time you had sex?

talk about your sexual fantasies and fetiches, give us some juice!

Which potatoes do you prefer? Do you like them baked, fried, au gratin or just how?

Hi, Spud,

I did not know you live in Australia. Have you ever been in Indonesia?

How do you like to eat potatoes (mashed, fried, baked, etc)?
Do you hunt?
What color is your toothbrush?
Can you dive off a diving board?
Where is the oddest place you have had sex?
Are both your parents still alive?
What was the name of the first girl you had sex with?
Would you rather live 10 years as a millionaire or the rest of your life in poverty?
Have you ever written on a bathroom wall?

Do you enjoy potato "head" ?
Do you enjoy giving or receiving more?
How many times a week do you have sex on average?
Have you ever cheated on a partner?

Spud...

you once mentioned a plan that involved Austrian members on the SciForum. It had to do with taking over the forum and then the World. Could you elaborate?

Austrian or Australian?

Austrian or Australian?

Damn I misspelled Australian. I seem to be on a roll today?

Yeah...I meant Australian!

how was it the first time you had sex?

talk about your sexual fantasies and fetiches, give us some juice!

Ladies before gents. Let's hear from you !

Spud

I bet you didn't know that when Americans are given food stamps it's known as Bush Tucker.

Ladies before gents. Let's hear from you !

i had a thread like this last week, you missed your chance to ask it there

Spud

I bet you didn't know that when Americans are given food stamps it's known as Bush Tucker.

what?? since when ? And where?

i had a thread like this last week, you missed your chance to ask it there

Oh well. there's no harm in asking. I shall put you done as one who indulges in common female fantasies. Have you read the Secret Garden ?

what?? since when ? And where?

You are obviously not up to speed with Australian jargon.

do you mean Americans in Australia? Cuz I don't think we call it that here.

do you mean Americans in Australia? Cuz I don't think we call it that here.

In Australia they have areas which they describe as the bush. Tucker is an Australian expression for food. I was making a pun.

LOL Myles, I understand it is a pun. Its just that as an American I have never heard food stamps called that.

LOL Myles, I understand it is a pun. Its just that as an American I have never heard food stamps called that.

Of course you haven't. I just made it up.

Haven't you seen the Bush Tucker man on tv. He is a guy who claims to live off the land, eating grubs, snakes, berries anf anything elase he can get his hands on ?

Have you ever had a foreign object insertion (into your body ?) ?
If not, would you rather have a hotdog or a pinapple shoved up somewhere ? (where?)

I've had a knife go through my hand, does that count?
I don't think tongues and fingers are foreign bodies.
Think I may have had a biro in my coight once too but it's a distant memory.
I've had cameras and screws and shit in my knee, the screws are still there.

Umm!...Pineapple!

I'm having connectivity issues at the mo' so if I go off for a day or so, bear with me. ( wild weather here)

But I'e always wanted a ear necklace... like in predator!
Are you just going to crush my dreams like that?

No sweetie, I'm an arsehole not a prick.
Maybe I can live without the ear. Possibly you'll consider sending me a smallish bodypart, you know, left little finger, a toe, nipple maybe, something I can fit in my nostril would be good.

do you play any musical instruments?

if not (or even so) whats your hidden talent?

Varda again, first time I had sex...Great although first time I attempted to have sex, not so great, got stage fright, it didn't happen.

Yeah, first time was great, never looked back, always been a very enthuiastic participant.

Fantasies and fetishes, my fantasies are many but usually not much related to reality.
It might go something like ..Me alone in the bush, just strolling along, then I come to a pool in the river where, miraculously, the entire Ukranian under 23 women's figure skating team is cooling off naked. At first they're slightly alarmed by my maleness in this private moment but to make them feel more at ease I strip down also to reveal my rock hard physique which causes more than a ripple of arousal in the now giggling throng of petite athletic, gorgeous, nubile, ripe burgeoning womanhood which slowly surrounds me to run their tiny hands through the wolly pate of my chest hair.
The cool water and streaming hormones cause all thirty pert nipples( mine included) to tighten. Various shades of cherry, walnut and mushroom aereolas, pique my interest even further and those luscious smooth bellies leading deliciously down to tight little pussies, glistening prevocatively in the crystal water.... I think you get my drift.

Other fantasies include past close encounters, the so close-but never realised Menage-a trois with two stunning Canadian girls in Far north Queensland about 25 years ago.
Spending a hedonistically indulgent weekend of endless writhing, licking, feasting, slurping amaretto from navels, losing myself in the heat and passion, not knowing where one body ends and whose lips are whose.

More on this later..I'm losing control.

Can you sing?
What is your favourite fruit?
Are you on the East coast or West coast of Australia?
Are you scared of snakes?
Have you ever been bitten by a bull ant? (I have when I was 10 years old and the pain was so bad I passed out cold)
Could you go the length on the monkey-bars at school?
Did you cry when you saw your children being born?
Were you an idiot (like my husband was) and say 'lets have another one' immediately after the birth of your first child?:p


:p

Have you ever slept with a women who lasted longer than you ?
what phobia's do you have ?

what phobia's do you have ?
oh thats a good one.

what makes you get out of bed in the morning? (besides work)

what makes you laugh?

if you could go back in time and change one thing in your own life, what would it be? (for some reason i have the feeling this may involve a couple canadian girls, dont ask me why, just a hunch.)

Wow, the questions keep coming. Some good ones too.
I will get to them all so bear with me or bare with me take your choice.

I'm just off to a barbie but I'll settle in later with a bottle of plonk and your good selves.

Which potatoes do you prefer? Do you like them baked, fried, au gratin or just how?

Hey Cosmic,
love pontiacs, love their colour and they have good flavour too, love 'em baked, fried, love 'em in curries and we eat some wicked curries.
I make a gujarati khattai alu which is a bit of a mouthful so we call it venkathapatti raju aloo just to avoid mispronunciation and in deference to the wonderful Indian cricketer. It involves tamarind, coconut and other delicious flavours, mustard seeds, turmeric, cummin, all the good stuff.

Hi, Spud,

I did not know you live in Australia. Have you ever been in Indonesia?

Ahh, Inzomnia you sweet honeychild.
Haven't been to Indo which is sad 'cos it's a favourite haunt for many Aussies, my father has been to Bali a couple of times and describes the "magic" of Ubud and other spots.
I have mates who have been on surfing safaris to the islands exosed to the magnificent swells of the roaring forties which march thousands of miles across the Indian Ocean to peel seductively over the reefs of Bali, Lombok, Sumatra etc.
Indo is well loved by Aussies.
My close encounter is with Malaysia which I have visited each of the last 4 years. Obviously Bahasa Malay is familiar to you and the Island Malays ( closest to Indo culture, I guess) I met were delightful people.
I love the tropics, love Asia, cry for the food which is amongst my favourite cuisines.
I cook a half decent gado-gado and a fairly authentic rendition of Rendang.
I grow lemongrass and curry leaves and kaffir limes for the genuine flavours, I think I go a little heavy handed on the tamarind and garlic, but it's always a hit when I cook it.
Next time in Malaysia, I intend to hop over to Borneo to see Orang Utans if I can.

How do you like to eat potatoes (mashed, fried, baked, etc)?
Do you hunt?
What color is your toothbrush?
Can you dive off a diving board?
Where is the oddest place you have had sex?
Are both your parents still alive?
What was the name of the first girl you had sex with?
Would you rather live 10 years as a millionaire or the rest of your life in poverty?
Have you ever written on a bathroom wall?

Orleander, hello sunshine.
Yes I hunt, bluewater style. Wouldn't feel right pumping hot lead into warm furry flesh but I do shoot fish to eat.
I am a very keen and quite proficient spearfisher. I love diving ( freediving, no tanks) and regularly catch a delicious selection of seafood including lobsters, mussels, oysters, squid and many fish species. I can identify basically all the local species and know the eating qualities so I only target a few select species and only the ones which are in good numbers, i.e. I have my own sacred species which I will not shoot.

Blue.

Dive off a diving board, never tried but I've done the ten metre tower a few times.

Oddest place for sex, nothing too whacky here, a few public places, back of a car, beaches , forests, standing on the rocks with crashing surf spray all around ( that was fun).

Both parents still alive.

First girl, Angela, good little Catholic girl, utter nympho at sixteen. Halleluja!

Rest of my life in poverty, poverty is not great ( I know) but ten years, nah, fuck dat.

Written on a bathroom wall, yeah, even my own.

Do you enjoy potato "head" ?
Do you enjoy giving or receiving more?
How many times a week do you have sex on average?
Have you ever cheated on a partner?

Hi Shorty,
Yeesssss!, do enjoy a little tete-a-tete or tate-a tata as the case may be.
prefer receiving but enjoy having a slippery pearl right on the tip of my tongue.

Three or four, there was a time when it was more like ten to fifteen.

Cheated, not in my mind although one girl would dispute that. It was a kind of grey area, you know are we still on, off??
Been cheated on before, in marriage, not pleasant...at all!

Spud...

you once mentioned a plan that involved Austrian members on the SciForum. It had to do with taking over the forum and then the World. Could you elaborate?

Jozen-Bo, you whacky little number you.

Well, Bells would have to take the credit for that and yes the Austrians are welcome to join the little meglomanaical rampage ( I have a feeling they, the Austrians actually have an unfair advantage, what with Hitler being born there an' all) but anyway, shit yeah, Aussies are heartily sick of being the knockabout, devil may care, poor cousins to the rest of the civilized world, we're really pretty serious about world domination. If only there wasn't always something better to do, I mean fuck!, Monday is clearly out, little weekend recovery day. Tuesday, well that's card night so invading Poland is not really an option, Wednesday, shit, that's the middle of the week, gotta draw breath and shape up for the weekend.
Thursday, good day for genocide and ritual slayings..sorry, what's that..the whiting are biting " Sorry gov., no war today, fishies are on the chew!'
Friday, " yeehaaa, crack the slabanchuckusasnagyagreatwombat, livenupthebilly, etc,etc...chrise loogadatissonat...etc."
Saturday,"Aww! Jasus, pass the Beroca" "Shirl...Shirl,...charkusthefarkenberoggawillya?" "aren't you off ter conker tha wurlduddie?. " Shirl.. Tha Farrrken Beroccer!!!"
Sunday...same as saturday but chuck in a swim.

Spud

I bet you didn't know that when Americans are given food stamps it's known as Bush Tucker.

Top a mornin' te ye Moils.
Feck!
Feckit!
A feckin' top pun, I was across it before I'd finished me coffee.

Yer wasted here Moils.
I couldn't help thinking about the conversation between Dubya and his adviser.
"Mr. President Sir" * whhhick! surgical salute*", we'll give food stamps to the poor so they don't snort the cash"

Bush: * short delay before answering *... * puzzled, slightly cross eyed bewilderment* " washat, food shtampsh you shay, what, shtick an apple on a letter, howsh it gonna fit through the posht?"
* Dubya waves demeaningly in offhanded manner to admiring staff and attempts to turn lips into dried apricot pose ( favoured in times of unsurity)*

do you play any musical instruments?

if not (or even so) whats your hidden talent?

Sadly no. I don't play. I do appreciate music greatly but can't play.

Hidden talent, I can dance on boatdecks like a kid out in the rain.
If it's a big deck and there's room to move I will not fall, I go loose and teeter on whichever leg is in contact with the deck and wait for the deck to come back to me, it's huge fun. I lerant to walk on a boat so have natural affinity.
Other hidden talent is bodysurfing, flying in the ocean, better than skiing, as good as sex.

Can you sing?
What is your favourite fruit?
Are you on the East coast or West coast of Australia?
Are you scared of snakes?
Have you ever been bitten by a bull ant? (I have when I was 10 years old and the pain was so bad I passed out cold)
Could you go the length on the monkey-bars at school?
Did you cry when you saw your children being born?
Were you an idiot (like my husband was) and say 'lets have another one' immediately after the birth of your first child?:p


:p

Bells! * Spud removes undies, puts on head*
Now, that's better.
I never thought I could sing but have recently discovered operatic style with great effect, I can really beef it out, quavering uvula an' all!

Favourite fruit.. mmm!. love fruit, probably durian, mangosteens, mangoes, jackfruit, passionfruit, Asian bananas.

East coast, far southeast corner but have lived in the West, love the West, The Indian ocean just smokes.

Not much scared of snakes but treat them with respect, sometimes get a bit too close with my camera though.
Blacksnakes are practically tame, tigers and browns are nasty pieces of work, death adders are actually quite scary.

I have been bitten by bullants many times, the pain is always the same.
Ticks are more of a problem here. Paralysis ticks, very, very nasty, lost a dog to them, had a very sick two year old kid too. I'd probably get ten or more on me each year.

Monkey bars, easy.

Kids being born, yeah cried and cried, totally mindblowing, I'm misting up right now. Looking into your newborn's eyes for the first time, indescribable.

* removes dacks from scone, goes in search of half full bottle of red*

Have you ever slept with a women who lasted longer than you ?
what phobia's do you have ?

Well Challenger, I'm a bloke and most of the girlies I've known can ride like they're trying kill a snake. I'm in the process of trying to acquire the tantric sex ideal of coming without coming or redirecting one's primal desire to more cerebral areas and away from one's loins but not excluding one's loins if you get my drift.

Sadly, I can't quite seem to do it. The bit where you take the fantastic pre-ejaculatory sensations from your nads and send them shooting up your spinal cord is a mystery to me. A team of wild horses couldn't prevent the spoof from making it's pre-destined route( I think that might be a pun...Orleander?) to it's pre-ordained destination.
Oh well , practise practise.
I know you are only a young chap Challenger and you seem like a damn fine one I might add. The girlies, the women, will gladly take you on sexual adventures, expeditions, sorties, forays, missions and exploratory journeys of biblical proportions if you do a couple of things right; respect and revere. That stuff, I'm sure will come naturally to you. Be bold sunshine, get yourself a good hat, then hang on tight and enjoy the view.

Phobias: Pre-menstrual women and heights.

Heheh. Heights, thanks for answering..

*runs to find cliffs near South eastern Australia..

Ahh, Inzomnia you sweet honeychild.
Haven't been to Indo which is sad 'cos it's a favourite haunt for many Aussies, my father has been to Bali a couple of times and describes the "magic" of Ubud and other spots.
I have mates who have been on surfing safaris to the islands exosed to the magnificent swells of the roaring forties which march thousands of miles across the Indian Ocean to peel seductively over the reefs of Bali, Lombok, Sumatra etc.
Indo is well loved by Aussies.
My close encounter is with Malaysia which I have visited each of the last 4 years. Obviously Bahasa Malay is familiar to you and the Island Malays ( closest to Indo culture, I guess) I met were delightful people.
I love the tropics, love Asia, cry for the food which is amongst my favourite cuisines.
I cook a half decent gado-gado and a fairly authentic rendition of Rendang.
I grow lemongrass and curry leaves and kaffir limes for the genuine flavours, I think I go a little heavy handed on the tamarind and garlic, but it's always a hit when I cook it.
Next time in Malaysia, I intend to hop over to Borneo to see Orang Utans if I can.


Hi Spud, thx for your response!
Oh.. gado-gado... rendang.... :bawl: :bawl:

Yes, I am familiar with bahasa Malay, because the root of bahasa Indonesia
is bahasa Malay and sanskrit. Its not difficult to learn, because my language
do not have the following rules:

tenses (no past tense, present tense, future tense, etc). Today I go to.. tomorrow I will go to... yesterday I went go to...
plurality (no plural, no singular). One car.. two cars..
No gender (as in German/French). Even he/she is the same for male and female. Really simple...


Questions:

what is your hobby?
do you play any sport?
ask yourself a question to be answer :D

Ahh, Inzomnia you sweet honeychild.
Haven't been to Indo which is sad 'cos it's a favourite haunt for many Aussies, my father has been to Bali a couple of times and describes the "magic" of Ubud and other spots.
I have mates who have been on surfing safaris to the islands exosed to the magnificent swells of the roaring forties which march thousands of miles across the Indian Ocean to peel seductively over the reefs of Bali, Lombok, Sumatra etc.
Indo is well loved by Aussies.
My close encounter is with Malaysia which I have visited each of the last 4 years. Obviously Bahasa Malay is familiar to you and the Island Malays ( closest to Indo culture, I guess) I met were delightful people.
I love the tropics, love Asia, cry for the food which is amongst my favourite cuisines.
I cook a half decent gado-gado and a fairly authentic rendition of Rendang.
I grow lemongrass and curry leaves and kaffir limes for the genuine flavours, I think I go a little heavy handed on the tamarind and garlic, but it's always a hit when I cook it.
Next time in Malaysia, I intend to hop over to Borneo to see Orang Utans if I can.


Do you like indian cuisine? The original or the non spicy western version? (yes, It sounds like KFC).

Have you ever had satay in Australia ?. If so where ?

oh thats a good one.

what makes you get out of bed in the morning? (besides work)

what makes you laugh?

if you could go back in time and change one thing in your own life, what would it be? (for some reason i have the feeling this may involve a couple canadian girls, dont ask me why, just a hunch.)

Getting out of bed is murder for me. A surf trip, dive trip or photographic expedition will do it though.

Laughing. Nice one NightFall, I love to laugh, I can laugh at nearly anything.
Humour is a major part of my life, I seek it, desire it and gravitate to people who can make me laugh.
I am blessed to know some seriosly funny people. A really good friend of mine is the most gifted comic you would ever hope to meet, he can turn the most mundane situation into an absolutely riotous scenario, he can tell stories that ebb and flow with quirks and bizarre concepts then floor you with an unexpected knockout blow. We can babble for hours and often the supects of our mirth are local identities and respected pillars of society who come in for some dire scrutiny, I usually end up being his straightman, just offering enough insights to keep the tirade afloat.
I find kids incredibly funny and wonderfully receptive to humour in all it's forms.
The Spud Empress is an incredibly dry wit. Capable of master strokes of comedic genius. All the women I've spent substantial time with have had finely evolved humour.
My father and brother are very humourous, my brother particularly is a born comic and superb imitator, he can slip into any role with perfect caricatured voices, deftly raised eyebrows and then go on a roll with ridiculous and ribald repartee.

To give you an idea of the humour I like, in sci world, Kremmen cracks me up, Myles is delightfully witty and dry, Bells is simlply wonderful, Killjoy is brilliantly disarming and brilliantly sarcastic, Spuriousmonkey was my idol ( he upset a lot of people but was always so close to the wind it was ridiculous), Gustav is wicked nut, Nutter too is finely honed in the comedic stakes.
Tiassa too has his moments as do Skinwalker and S.A.M.

Change one thing?

Nothing!, nothing at all, you get one go, you make your choices and you keep moving with the currents, stay afloat and only breathe when your head is above water.

what is your hobby?
do you play any sport?
ask yourself a question to be answer :D


Hobbies, I don't really have any hobbies, I more do things like gardening, surfing, diving, cooking, drying fruit, things like that.
Sports, I've done lots, soccer, squash, badminton, volleyball, cricket.

I still play some low level soccer but mainly do non-competitive stuff these days like ocean swimming, bodysurfing, spearfishing.

Hey Spud, what is the crime you would most like to commit?

OOhh! Diamond heist with murder thrown in but only as self defence.
Failing that, intricate art theft.

Do you like indian cuisine? The original or the non spicy western version? (yes, It sounds like KFC).

Have you ever had satay in Australia ?. If so where ?

Love Indian cuisine.
My favourite of all. The explosions of flavour and the brilliant subtlety of the blending of spices is simply amazing.
Yes I also love the chillified versions. I eat an inordinate amount of chillies.
I even grow harbaneros, really, really hot little fuckers and plan to get some jolokias as soon as I can source them ( no pun intended here).

The only satay worth mentioning I've had in Aus. comes out of our own kitchen.
The Spud Empress can seriously cook.

Love Indian cuisine.
My favourite of all. The explosions of flavour and the brilliant subtlety of the blending of spices is simply amazing.
Yes I also love the chillified versions. I eat an inordinate amount of chillies.
I even grow harbaneros, really, really hot little fuckers and plan to get some jolokias as soon as I can source them ( no pun intended here).

The only satay worth mentioning I've had in Aus. comes out of our own kitchen.
The Spud Empress can seriously cook.

Indeed. Damnit, I've been looking all over for Satay.(had to go to malaysia to eat it.)

Hi Shorty,


Three or four, there was a time when it was more like ten to fifteen.

Been cheated on before, in marriage, not pleasant...at all!


3 or 4 gonna have to change your name from Spud to STUD ;)

Sorry to hear about the cheating.....

Bells! * Spud removes undies, puts on head*
Now, that's better.

*Hears words to the effect of "the answer my friends.. is blowing in the wind"..*

*Gets magnifying glass*..

Kidding!!

:p

Anywho..

Bleh.. Southeast corner.. I remember family summer holidays at Lakes Entrance and shivering like a leaf on the beach, wrapped in a blanket, trying to convince myself that the 16 degree windchill was not 'that bad' and I could go for a swim.. then diving into freezing water and getting stung by a blue bottle.

Then going back to the house and sitting shivering in front of the heater.

As for snakes. Eek! We had a brown in our pool the other week. *Shudders*.. I hate snakes.. I even nearly pushed my husband over and tried to run (literally) over him screaming because of a garden snake.. then chose to go the opposite direction babbling, crying and sobbing, while he was still trying to figure out what had happened. Bastard still reminds me of it constantly.:bawl: As for ticks.. ermm.. I never realised they were a problem down there. Not nice. And durian? Icky.. no.. The smell is too strong. Raspberries and cherries.. oh ya! Mmmmm raspberries..

Anywho.. carrying on..

What is the most stupid thing you have ever done in your life?
Ever thought you were about to die?
Do you have a beard? If yes, short and neat or long and ZZ Top bushy?
Car or bike?
Ever been so angry or scared that you babbled incoherently?
Ever been so in love that you babbled incoherently?
Ever streaked down the main street of your town?
Have you ever peed off an overpass?
Have you ever farted in public and then blamed someone else?
Do you think we should shoot at the Japanese for whaling in the waters off Antarctica?... Scientific research my arse!!



* removes dacks from scone, goes in search of half full bottle of red*
The light! It is 'gawn'..... Mmmmm red wine.. Damn breastfeeding! No drinks for me.. *Sobs*.. I dun like you no more..


:p

In a foreign country, would you rather stay on your own or with a local family ?

Eat local or go global ?(fast food).

[QUOTE=Bells;1742190What is the most stupid thing you have ever done in your life?
Ever thought you were about to die?
Do you have a beard? If yes, short and neat or long and ZZ Top bushy?
Car or bike?
Ever been so angry or scared that you babbled incoherently?
Ever been so in love that you babbled incoherently?
Ever streaked down the main street of your town?
Have you ever peed off an overpass?
Have you ever farted in public and then blamed someone else?
Do you think we should shoot at the Japanese for whaling in the waters off Antarctica?... Scientific research my arse!!

:p[/QUOTE]

Hey Bells,
Yeah the southern Australian climate can really suck. In Melbourne (where I grew up) it's not unusual to go out for the evening, sweating profusely, wearing a light shirt and shorts then a southerly change will sweep in from bass strait and freeze the tits right off ya.
I'm on the Eastern part of the s/e, around the corner( cape Howe) so it's a bit more temperate, nowhere near as exposed as Lakes Entrance.

Snakies; I was chatting with my 12 year old son about snakes tonight, he related a couple of stories which were new to me first one involved a tiger snake rearing up and flattening out ( cobra style ) and him and his mate basically setting the land speed record in fearful flight. the other involved the same two in a canoe in the middle of Mallacoota inlet with a brown snake trying to join them in the canoe, it's head bashing against the boat as they recoiled and nearly capsized.

Far out, stupid things, how long have we got?
Apart from the usual putting a new red towel in the wash and having a really flash new pink wardrobe, putting the milk in the cupboard and the vegemite in the fridge, shit like that, driving like a fucking mad young dickhead ( when I was a mad young dickhead); not releasing my grip on the motorbike throttle as I careened, monoing up a mountain road to a bloody demise; charging through a roundabout right in front of a cop; reaching for my hat as my ( mate!) says he's going to stab my hat and getting my hat and hand run through. Christ, there's a million of 'em, fortunately my protective brain guards me from accessing my most ridiculous blunders, faux pas and massive cock ups. Some attempted pick up lines from my early adulthood still make me groan also.

Felt on deaths door a couple of times, both involving large surf and long hold-downs with exhausted lungs, felt the icy bite of Satan's breath as he whispered seductively in my ear but with the aura of burning tyres wafting in my fear widened nostrils.

Beard? You wicked girl, you're just trying to catch me out on the tartan rug story, not telling.

Yes I've been so scared (pissed) I've babbled incoherently. I have lost my voice in fits of rage once or twice, from emotional content not volume.

Not a big streaker but love skinnydipping and don't care too much who's around. Had one embarrassing encounter whilst being photographed by my considerably younger girlfriend on the rocks near Wollongong to be almost tripped over by a late middle aged chook walking her poodle, also got "surprised" by a group of Japanese tourists as I was relieving myself in W.A, they came over the rocks to a full frontal encounter with the local wildlife.
One time I went for a naked dip on a secluded beach and you know how cold the southern ocean can be, well when I came out two babes had just arrived, as I sauntered as pridefully as I could from the water, a six inch hole had taken the place of my penis. My failed attempts to coax my member back to some of it's usual glory were somewhat misplaced and in a more staid society I may have faced incarceration....MMMoving right along..
You can by now, I'm sure guess the next couple of answers.

Whaling issues; yeah 'scientific research' is a massive up yours and I don't like seeing whales slaughtered that way. I've had many, many close encounters with Humpbacks and Southern Rights and they take my breath away every time. I think the Japanese should pay a bit more respect to the overwhelming global abhorrence of this practice.

In a foreign country, would you rather stay on your own or with a local family ?

Eat local or go global ?(fast food).

I do stay with my family but we all seek out a genuine cultural experience and endeavour to immerse ourselves in the place rather than doing the tourist traps.
I've got pretty close with Fijians in some of the more remote islands in this wonderful place. The Fijians are incredibly warm and welcoming and I've made friendships which I think will last a lifetime ( I'm planning to spend more and more time in Fiji and live there within 15 years).
I seem to have a happy knack of being trusted in cross cultural situations. I've certainly been invited into many Fijian's lives and share stories, fishing kava, that sort of thing.

I eat local food only when travelling, I'm astounded by how many seemingly seasoned travellers will not partake at roadside foodstalls in Malaysia for example. it's nothing for me to eat 15 different 'curry' dishes in a day, I'm sure you know what I mean..nasi lemak breakfast with sambal sotong, beef rendang, sambal oelek etc.etc...yum, yum * salivates excessively*

You must try the Bomb inn satays in K.L, I'll give you directions next time you go.

I do stay with my family but we all seek out a genuine cultural experience and endeavour to immerse ourselves in the place rather than doing the tourist traps.
I've got pretty close with Fijians in some of the more remote islands in this wonderful place. The Fijians are incredibly warm and welcoming and I've made friendships which I think will last a lifetime ( I'm planning to spend more and more time in Fiji and live there within 15 years).
I seem to have a happy knack of being trusted in cross cultural situations. I've certainly been invited into many Fijian's lives and share stories, fishing kava, that sort of thing.

I eat local food only when travelling, I'm astounded by how many seemingly seasoned travellers will not partake at roadside foodstalls in Malaysia for example. it's nothing for me to eat 15 different 'curry' dishes in a day, I'm sure you know what I mean..nasi lemak breakfast with sambal sotong, beef rendang, sambal oelek etc.etc...yum, yum * salivates excessively*

You must try the Bomb inn satays in K.L, I'll give you directions next time you go.


I was tempted to try the local foodstalls, but was shy... (that was before I realised that english was compulsory). and yes. I do know what you mean, although I haven't tried all of them.

The hottest girl and guy threads have taken attention from the member of the week,
Spud Emperor :eek:

Spud:

who do you think is the hottest girl and guy on sciforums? :eek: :D
what is your favorite subforum?
if you could make any movie with unlimited budget, what would it be about?
define pride
tea, milk, or caffee?


Thx!

did the marriage survive the cheating? elaborate

when you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Have you ever been so drunk you don't remember how you got home?
What was the name of your first pet?
If you had to pick, would you rather work in a meat packing plant or a sewage plant?

lol meat packing

lol meat packing


hey! i did that for years...oh wait. <giggle> now I get it.

can you flip your eyelid inside out?
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080206/080206-eyelid-1-hmed-2p.standard.jpg

GROSS


and awesome

My first crush was a boy who could do that. It was fascinating. I tried and tried, I could never do it.

Spud, If you had one seat to spare, who would you sit next too ?

also, where would you go if the world was about to end ?

The hottest girl and guy threads have taken attention from the member of the week,
Spud Emperor :eek:

Spud:

who do you think is the hottest girl and guy on sciforums? :eek: :D
what is your favorite subforum?
if you could make any movie with unlimited budget, what would it be about?
define pride
tea, milk, or caffee?


Thx!
The hottest girl is you Inzomnia, you already know my weakness for petite Asian girls with your sexy, smooth, glowing skin and a cute little nose.
But if we should meet up for a naughty weekend, I might be inclined to bring Varda and Orleander for a bit of fun, I'll be there with Bells on, naked before NightFall.
Hottest guy is Tablariddim, I'm a sucker for that nude-nut, that magnificent moonlike melon, that naked noggin, that smooth scone, that hirsuteless head!

Fav. subforum is linguistics, Fraggle is great value as mod. and I love the brilliance of Kremmen.

Movie would be a major underwater documentary on the scale of Planet Earth by Attenborough. Me as presenter.

Pride: I only have to think of my kids and I swell with pride, they make me immensely proud. The life of Nelson Mandela epitomises human pride for me too.

I enjoy tea, love coffee ( strong, black, European style, not Indo. sorry!)
I don't drink milk ( also won't touch cream) The idea of putting animal fat in my coffeee makes me wretch. Will not ever put butter on fish either. I love my fish and take pride in my abilities at catching, preparing and cooking it and would never spoil it with butter.

did the marriage survive the cheating? elaborate

No!
The idea of her having sex with another guy was not the end of the world.
The deceit, lies and betrayal made marriage a farce. There were other issues and I'm sure I had my part in the collapse of the marriage but I do hold my head high as being honest and giving it my best shot.

when you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Have you ever been so drunk you don't remember how you got home?
What was the name of your first pet?
If you had to pick, would you rather work in a meat packing plant or a sewage plant?

I wanted to be a National park ranger.

Yes, I've been so drunk I didn't remember getting home.
Actually, the first time I got Really smashed was the first time I had real drinking session and I think I came close to killing myself. I was about 15-16 and drank straight cheap rum, passed out a short time later after nearly stumbling in front of an oncoming car. Apparently I was dragged around ( weekend at Bernie's style) for the rest of the night. My mates would prop me up somewhere then, clunk, I would fall over. I was hidden from cops, etc. I woke up in a mate's house, completely disoriented, it took me about an hour to walk half a mile home. I threw up solid yellow bile for the day. Probably the sickest I've ever felt.

First pet- Toby, a cool black cat.

I don't have to pick, I work days at the sewer, nights at the abattoir..you clairvoyant?
I'd give up the abattoir first, dead carcasses are gross, shit is just shit.

lol meat packing

Ahh! Varda, you saucy wench!
I'll choose to ignore the cheeky inuendo for now but rest assured it's been noted and filed for future reference. ( when you least expect it).

can you flip your eyelid inside out?
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080206/080206-eyelid-1-hmed-2p.standard.jpg

Err..No!
Do have a small arsenal of party tricks to play with my foreskin though.
Now behave before I get graphic!

Spud, If you had one seat to spare, who would you sit next too ?

also, where would you go if the world was about to end ?

Challenger, probably Adam Spencer ( sorry to anyone outside of Aus. who won't recognise this name). The guy is a brilliant, brilliant wit and also an incredibly intelligent chappie with a range of interests in keeping with mine.
Are you familiar with him yourself?

World ending, underwater, in the South Pacific, I'd grab a big rock and just descend until I merged with the ocean floor, saying goodbye to all the amazing critters on the way down.

Spud,
I forgot to ask the other 12 questions I had in mind...so here they go:
1. If you took over the world, what would you do with it?
2. What is you favorite color?
3. How many fights have you had in your life?
4. Are you Religious and if so...what?
5. How often do you dream?
6. Can you moonwalk?
7. How many women have you slept with in your life?
8. What is your favorite Animal?
9. Do you know Kung-fu?
10. Is there anything else I missed?
11. Have you seen my work regarding the Mind Portal and if so, what impression does it give you?
12. Do you think I am crazy?

Thanks Spud,
Du bist die Mann!!

Regards,
Jozen-Bo

The hottest girl is you Inzomnia, you already know my weakness for petite Asian girls with your sexy, smooth, glowing skin and a cute little nose.
But if we should meet up for a naughty weekend, I might be inclined to bring Varda and Orleander for a bit of fun, I'll be there with Bells on, naked before NightFall.
Hottest guy is Tablariddim, I'm a sucker for that nude-nut, that magnificent moonlike melon, that naked noggin, that smooth scone, that hirsuteless head!

Fav. subforum is linguistics, Fraggle is great value as mod. and I love the brilliance of Kremmen.

Movie would be a major underwater documentary on the scale of Planet Earth by Attenborough. Me as presenter.

Pride: I only have to think of my kids and I swell with pride, they make me immensely proud. The life of Nelson Mandela epitomises human pride for me too.

I enjoy tea, love coffee ( strong, black, European style, not Indo. sorry!)
I don't drink milk ( also won't touch cream) The idea of putting animal fat in my coffeee makes me wretch. Will not ever put butter on fish either. I love my fish and take pride in my abilities at catching, preparing and cooking it and would never spoil it with butter.

Are you sure you are describing me? :confused: lol :D

Spud, where is your photo? I am making sciforums album.

Are you sure you are describing me? :confused: lol :D

Spud, where is your photo? I am making sciforums album.

Sure Grub, you're seriously cute.

Sorry no photo just yet ( don't want to upset the hot young guys by usurping their positions with my ruggedly handsome melon and rock hard physique).

Sure Grub, you're seriously cute.

Sorry no photo just yet ( don't want to upset the hot young guys by usurping their positions with my ruggedly handsome melon and rock hard physique).


Oh come on, Spud! No worries! What about childhood pics? :confused: hehe, j/k

Ok, nevermind. but let me know if you change your mind :shh: :D

Spud,
I forgot to ask the other 12 questions I had in mind...so here they go:
1. If you took over the world, what would you do with it?
2. What is you favorite color?
3. How many fights have you had in your life?
4. Are you Religious and if so...what?
5. How often do you dream?
6. Can you moonwalk?
7. How many women have you slept with in your life?
8. What is your favorite Animal?
9. Do you know Kung-fu?
10. Is there anything else I missed?
11. Have you seen my work regarding the Mind Portal and if so, what impression does it give you?
12. Do you think I am crazy?

Regards,
Jozen-Bo[/B]

Jesus J.B, only a dozen.

If I took over the world I'd likely let the power go to my hedonistic head and become a meglomaniac of Godzillaesque proportions. I'd play self entertaining games like replacing all the polititions with people who don't fail the prerequisites i.e All the current pollies seek power and limelight and should therefore relinquish all rights to such positions. I'd take kindergarten teachers and organic farmers and give them a run for a while.
I'd shout myself a harem, and live on psillocybin mushrooms and absinthe.

Favourite colour? Oyae 165, takes me back to the water at Esperance W.Australia.

Not many fights but I have knocked a guy out with a clean hit to the chin, he flew backwards and behind him was a stop sign which he hit perfectly with the back of his scone. His mates came for me and I ran away.
A guy stuck a rifle in my chest once and I grabbed the barrel and faced it away from me. It was a completely reflex action and at that time I was lightning fast. I talked him around ( he was drugfucked) and he went away, only to come out again and aim the thing at my back, I just walked away calmly, turned the corner and ran. I am not fond of guns.

Not religious, atheist but I can't be bothered talking to the theists around here any more it's an exercise in futility.

Dream every few nights (mornings mostly).

No, can't moonwalk, not convincingly anyway. I can do some interesting manouevres in the water though.

I've slept with a dozen women, twelve. I can remember them all vividly too.

I've got lots of favourite animals, here are a few of my faves; Humpback whale, caracal, tiger, black snake, wedge-tailed eagle, echidna, red emperor.

Don't do any marshal arts, I've tried tai chi which I really enjoyed.

Is there anything you've missed?
Yes but you'll remember soon or remember that you don't care that much anyway.
I haven't really checked out the mind portal bizzo, sorry!

Are you a wack job? Yes and no, when you arrived here recently, I thought, Oh Christ, just what Sci needs, another screaming loon, another wheeling fruitbat but you are very perceptive and delightfully offbeat and left-field so the spud jury is still out. You are certainly entertaining and that works for me.

Ja, Ja, me die bust mann! arses too.

O.K Spud, you've cashed your chips.

Time for round nine.

Calling Captain Kremmen... Kremmen? Cremin?...C'mon Chris.

Challenger, probably Adam Spencer ( sorry to anyone outside of Aus. who won't recognise this name). The guy is a brilliant, brilliant wit and also an incredibly intelligent chappie with a range of interests in keeping with mine.
Are you familiar with him yourself?

World ending, underwater, in the South Pacific, I'd grab a big rock and just descend until I merged with the ocean floor, saying goodbye to all the amazing critters on the way down.

Not really, but I had a look and I'd say good choice.
Nice.