Are you egotistical, attention seeking, narcissitic ?

Our previous members have been:


About the Members Round 10: Challenger78
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77566

About the Members Round 9: Captain Kremmen
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77505

About the members round 8: Spud Emperor.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77290

About the members Round 7 : Varda
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76641

About the Members Round 6: cosmictraveler
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76337

About the Members Round 5: inzomnia
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76028

About the Members Round 4: Avatar
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75846

About the Member Round 3: BentheMan
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75650

About the Member Round 2: Orleander !!
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75499

About the Member Round 1: Enmos
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248

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Time for a new round. I was lucky enough to be 10th.

Our next victim..err person, Is SAM.

Few questions..

Do you think India is a good place to live ?
Are you competitive ?

What language do you think or talk to yourself in ?

SAM, will you marry me?
If not, what can I do in my abilities, for you to decide to marry me?

Are you egotistical, attention seeking, narcissitic ?


Time for a new round. I was lucky enough to be 10th.

Our next victim..err person, Is SAM.

Few questions..


And so it begins.:D

Do you think India is a good place to live ?

India is a great place to live. :cool:

Are you competitive ?

Not really, just argumentative. I make a great sounding board and I frequently use myself as such to clarify my opinions.
I rarely feel a sense of ownership, about people or ideas, more a curiosity in what it is and whether my instincts were right.

What language do you think or talk to yourself in ?

Someone asked me this just last week and I said Urdu.

Then I realised, I don't actually hear myself think. I don't "see" or "hear" words, its more like a fluid conceptual churning. I just "know" what it is I am thinking.

SAM, will you marry me?
If not, what can I do in my abilities, for you to decide to marry me?
man! you really got rotten taste in women!!:eek:

SAM, will you marry me?


Sadly, I must refuse. :(

If not, what can I do in my abilities, for you to decide to marry me?

Perhaps you could reach out to one new person everyday. :p

If you had to sit next to one person, on a 16 hour flight. Who would it be ?
Who would it not be?

And tell us of this obsession Draq has for you....

If you had to sit next to one person, on a 16 hour flight. Who would it be ?
Who would it not be?


16 hour flight? That would depend on my mood, but I'd want someone who

-did not hog the seat
-did not come on to me
-did not talk all the time
-did not read over my shoulder
-allowed me the armrest
-is good humored
-does not wake me up

the best companion I had was on a Mumbai-Frankfurt flight. An Indian guy going home to Germany. He is the ruler by which I have measured all future flight companions.

And tell us of this obsession Draq has for you....

Its not an obsession, just loneliness.

I should have rephrased the question, If you had to sit next to a sciforums member, who would it be ?

I don't always agree with your positions that you take but respect your stand fastness about subejcts.

Doesn't that also prevent you from ever changing your mind about anything that could change in the future?

Does only seeing things the way you want to see them make them right?

I should have rephrased the question, If you had to sit next to a sciforums member, who would it be ?

Someone who was fun without being a pain in the butt. redarmy11

As to who I would not sit next to, it would have to be shorty_37.

That would be a nightmare, I think.

I don't always agree with your positions that you take but respect your stand fastness about subejcts.

Doesn't that also prevent you from ever changing your mind about anything that could change in the future?

Does only seeing things the way you want to see them make them right?

I am slow to make up my mind about anything or anyone, and slow to change it. You'd have to convince me either way.

Hi, Sam :)


Have you ever met Shah Rukh Khan in person? :D
What is the best moment of your life?
What is the worst moment of your life?
Who is the most important person in your life?
Who influence you the most (e.g. in point of view, career choices, etc, if any)?
What is your favorite flower?
Have you ever been in love?
What do you like the best about him?


Thank you, Sam :)

Hi, Sam :)

Hi!:D

Have you ever met Shah Rukh Khan in person?

Yup, it was most unexpected, he was a guest at a wedding I attended.

What is the best moment of your life?

Making peace with myself


What is the worst moment of your life?

The phone call about my mom's death.

Who is the most important person in your life?

Me

Who influence you the most (e.g. in point of view, career choices, etc, if any)?

My mother

What is your favorite flower?

Don't have one. But I like flowers that are "happy" like daisies or fragrant, like tuberoses.


Have you ever been in love?

Very much

What do you like the best about him?

His smile.


Thank you, Sam

You're welcome.:)

Have you ever met Shah Rukh Khan in person?

Yup, it was most unexpected, he was a guest at a wedding I attended.




Awwww..... :bawl: ----> jealous...!!!
How was it? I am sure he has a lot of bodyguards, anyway, did you have any
chance to talk to him? Was he as lovely as in the movie?






What is the worst moment of your life?

The phone call about my mom's death.

I am sorry :(


Have you ever been in love?

Very much

What do you like the best about him?

His smile.



Ow Sam, that doesnt reveal much :poke:

Anyway, some more questions for you:


Do you have any 'unforgettable thread' here in sciforums?
What is the most difficult argumentation have you ever experiencing here? (about what topic)
Do you have any news reading routine? (like reading newspaper or magazine?)
If yes, what is it that you read?
What is your typical breakfast?
What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?
I think once you said you life in Middle East (Saudi Arabia?) for few years. For what purpose?
Strangest thing happened there?


Thx for taking time to answer.

Awwww..... :bawl: ----> jealous...!!!
How was it? I am sure he has a lot of bodyguards, anyway, did you have any
chance to talk to him? Was he as lovely as in the movie?

It was, as I said, unexpected. We attended the wedding of a relative, who also produces films so we were expecting to see movie stars. I was drooling over the gorgeous Jackie Shroff, when I suddenly saw this HUGE group of people running towards me. Famous as I am in the family, I am not that famous :eek:, so I looked left and right to see what the fuss was about. Imagine my SHOCK when I saw I was rubbing shoulders with the oh so ummm short? Shahrukh Khan!

He looked terribly beseiged poor chap, so I abstained from grabbing his collar and planting him one. But yes, he does look as delicious, though considerably more harassed. Must say, he must have tons of patience. And no, there were no bodyguards.




I am sorry



Me too.

Ow Sam, that doesnt reveal much


It was a long time ago. I was a different person then.


Do you have any 'unforgettable thread' here in sciforums?

Hmm thats tough. It would have to be the one where I made friends with most of the people here. And the one where sock drew my famous cartoon. But I've met a lot of really good people here, with the kind of thinking that gets me going, so its hard to choose.

What is the most difficult argumentation have you ever experiencing here? (about what topic)

Physics. Just cannot wrap my head around some of the stuff.


Do you have any news reading routine? (like reading newspaper or magazine?)

No routine, its my habit to read a newspaper every morning with my tea. I listen to the news channels on the radio more often than I listen to music. I read any news, regardless of source, to absorb as many points of view.

If yes, what is it that you read?

The local paper, an Indian newspaper, the BBC website. I like reading Outlook, India Today; infrequently I pick up the Herald, the NY Times, the Economist.

What is your typical breakfast?

A glass or a cup of milk, tea or coffee, something hot or cold.

What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

I'd have to say Saudi Arabia


I think once you said you life in Middle East (Saudi Arabia?) for few years. For what purpose?

Work

Strangest thing happened there?

An ambulance came with the bodies (and heads) of some drug traffickers, one head fell down and rolled off.:eek:


Thx for taking time to answer.

No problem.

what color is your toothbrush?
where is the oddest place you have ever had sex?
what is your favorite flower?
What musical instruments do you play?
What is the worst tasting food you have ever eaten?
Where is the worst place you have ever had to sleep?
What was the name of the guy you first had sex with?

Imagine my SHOCK when I saw I was rubbing shoulders with the oh so ummm short? Shahrukh Khan!




Ru.. rubbing shoulders with SRK? :eek: Extremely jealous.... :bawl:

Orleander:

what color is your toothbrush?

Damned if I remember. :eek:
Is that good or bad?

where is the oddest place you have ever had sex?

In a closet.

what is your favorite flower?

Oh well if you insist, it would have to be tuberoses.


What musical instruments do you play?

The triangle.

What is the worst tasting food you have ever eaten?

A poached fish at a Dutch embassy dinner. It was the first time I tasted fish without any spice. Fortunately they also had these little spicy meatballs so I could rescue my palate.


Where is the worst place you have ever had to sleep?

At a Greyhound bus station in Chicago.


What was the name of the guy you first had sex with?

Uh-oh no names.

Ru.. rubbing shoulders with SRK? :eek: Extremely jealous.... :bawl:

Ummm, SRK? Extremely oblivious. :bawl:

Ummm, SRK? Extremely oblivious. :bawl:

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=70562

We attended the wedding of a relative, who also produces films so we were expecting to see movie stars.

You have a relative that produce films? :eek:
Have you been involved in any of the film (e.g. in scenario writing, film making,
acting (who knows :shrug:), etc.), or do you have any interest in it?

I suddenly feel one step getting closer to Shah Rukh Khan :o j/k

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=70562

oh snap! I would have just sat there and giggled like a ninny.

Did he know you're name by the time he left?

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=70562

There, there, Orleander..! :D :D

You have a relative that produce films? :eek:
Have you been involved in any of the film (e.g. in scenario writing, film making,
acting (who knows ), etc.), or do you have any interest in it?

I suddenly feel one step getting closer to Shah Rukh Khan :o j/k

Sorry, no, but I am from Mumbai and film stars are a dime a dozen; we're rather blase about them. :p

I did act in plays in school and adpated one for a performance in college, but thats the limit of my experience. I don't have the discipline for theatre, but I love it. I see as many plays, concerts, shows as I can fit into my schedule or afford.

oh snap! I would have just sat there and giggled like a ninny.

Did he know you're name by the time he left?

Are you kidding me? It was all I could do to escape the tsunami that assailed us from all directions.

this thread is going to be hundreds of pages long

SAM do you think that Varda's prediction is true?

and

will you find a corner of love in your heart for me?

No, I think most people here already know me too well, I actually suggested Challenger should ask someone new, as a way of introducing them to the community.

/Hugs

Hola, Sam,


What is the best thing about being a mod?
What is the worst thing about being a mod?
What make you decide to study nutrition (?) field in the first place?
Do you pray 5 times a day?
If you have to pick one sciforumers to be your bf, who would it be?
What makes you join sciforums?
What will make you quit sciforums?
3 things you like the most?
3 things you dislike the most?
if you could change one thing about your past, what is it?


Thx!
p.s: please send my warmest greeting to Shah Rukh Khan if you have chance
to meet him again! :bawl:

Hola, Sam
Hola!


What is the best thing about being a mod?
the mod forum

What is the worst thing about being a mod?
decisions, decisions



What make you decide to study nutrition (?) field in the first place?
I love science but fail miserably at physics, with biology and chemistry, nutrition is the best bet.



Do you pray 5 times a day?
No :p

If you have to pick one sciforumers to be your bf, who would it be?
He knows who he is :D

What makes you join sciforums?
a violent reaction to a post by Muslim.

What will make you quit sciforums?
If its no longer fun for me.

3 things you like the most?
-reading
-solitude
-freedom


3 things you dislike the most?
-bigots
-bullies
-regrets


if you could change one thing about your past, what is it?
- I'd wish for my mum to live longer

Thx!
p.s: please send my warmest greeting to Shah Rukh Khan if you have chance
to meet him again!

I know where he lives. ;)

Sam,
Hello, so this is the place I get to ask you a few questions? Which questions will those be? Can I think of 13 good questions to ask?

1-What does S.A.M stand for?
2-If you had to guess, what would you predict is the final fate of humanity?
3-What is your favorite color?
4-How many subjects do you find interesting?
5-What bores you?
6-Have you ever seen anything that you couldn't define?
7-What do you think happens when we die?
8-Can you moonwalk?
9-What is your favorite word?
10-Which is your favorite smilies?
11-What is the trippiest thing you have ever seen?
12-If you had to guess, what do you think is up with the Mind Portal?
13-Do you think I am crazy?

Well the first three questions over the 13 questions have been answered. I don't know if I can say those 13 are good questions, but they are the ones I am asking. I hope you enjoy them!

Sam,
Hello, so this is the place I get to ask you a few questions? Which questions will those be? Can I think of 13 good questions to ask?

1-What does S.A.M stand for?
Simulated Articulate Machine

2-If you had to guess, what would you predict is the final fate of humanity?
Extinction

3-What is your favorite color?
Purple

4-How many subjects do you find interesting?
Science, Literature, Poetry, History, Politics, Linguistics, Religion, Theatre, Music.
I am especially fond of ancient Indian history.

5-What bores you?
People with no interests.

6-Have you ever seen anything that you couldn't define?
Yes. :p

7-What do you think happens when we die?
We decompose.

8-Can you moonwalk?
Used to be able to, a decade ago.

9-What is your favorite word?
Okay

10-Which is your favorite smilies?
;)

11-What is the trippiest thing you have ever seen?
Trippiest? Beat up a guy.

12-If you had to guess, what do you think is up with the Mind Portal?
Sounds like a rehash of maya, or a take on the matrix.

13-Do you think I am crazy?
I don't know you well enough to judge.

Well the first three questions over the 13 questions have been answered. I don't know if I can say those 13 are good questions, but they are the ones I am asking. I hope you enjoy them!

Whew!:o

Why do you always decline my debate requests? Is it because you're scared, considering I eat tricks like you for breakfast?

Why do you always decline my debate requests? Is it because you're scared, considering I eat tricks like you for breakfast?

Too much work talking to fundies. Need to give it my full attention.

So, are you willing to give it your full attention?

So, are you willing to give it your full attention?

Nope, but if you have the time, I've already posted all the info here.

Be a dear and find it for me.

when you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Do you want to have children?
Would you have them even if you were married?
What is your favorite holiday?
Who is your favorite musician/band?

Hola again, Sam!

Just an idea, can we copy paste this links into the opening thread everytime
we start "About the Member Round x"? And then the next one will continue
copy-pasting the latest 10 link or so on..

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Previous:

About the Members Round 11: SAM
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77714

About the Members Round 10: Challenger78
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77566

About the Members Round 9: Captain Kremmen
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77505

About the members round 8: Spud Emperor.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77290

About the members Round 7 : Varda
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76641

About the Members Round 6: cosmictraveler
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76337

About the Members Round 5: inzomnia
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=76028

About the Members Round 4: Avatar
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75846

About the Member Round 3: BentheMan
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75650

About the Member Round 2: Orleander !!
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75499

About the Member Round 1: Enmos
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248
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Just to keep the track so new comers have some ideas what is it about. :confused:

Anyway, we haven't done with you SAM, we have just started :tempted: :D

Nope, but if you have the time, I've already posted all the info here.

Be a dear and find it for me.

Genuine questions:

Do you consider yourself a brave person?

Do you think that living a life which does nothing significant to change how others live is a life wasted?

What current country resembles to you the closest thing to a utopian society?

If you could assassinate one person and get away with it, who would it be and why?

Do you have some sort of secret trick to reading Arabic? You know, the trick that changes, inserts, or removes certain words to suit one's convenience?

...

Okay, the last one wasn't very genuine. Oh well.

when you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to be a doctor. But I got squeamish. Sometimes I regret not going there.

Do you want to have children?
Sometimes:)


Would you have them even if you were married?
Doubt it.


What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas/New Year, my birthday falls in between


Who is your favorite musician/band?
Jagjit Singh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAh4bqBUGkY)

/sorry no English for urdu poetry!

About the Members Round 11: SAM
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=77714
...
About the Member Round 1: Enmos
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=75248
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Just to keep the track so new comers have some ideas what is it about. :confused:

Anyway, we haven't done with you SAM, we have just started :tempted: :D

your amazing at making lists and keeping records, inzomnia

Genuine questions: Hah!

Do you consider yourself a brave person?
Nope, but don't make me angry. :D

Do you think that living a life which does nothing significant to change how others live is a life wasted?
I think apathy is criminal

What current country resembles to you the closest thing to a utopian society?
None, though Bombay before the riots in '92 was ideal

If you could assassinate one person and get away with it, who would it be and why?
Isabella and Ferdinand. Okay thats two people. Would have avoided the Inquisition, the Spanish destruction of the Mayan and Incas and the slaughter of the native Americans

Do you have some sort of secret trick to reading Arabic? You know, the trick that changes, inserts, or removes certain words to suit one's convenience?
Yeah, its called a dictionary.

Do you know my user, SAM? Or have you never heard of me? :D

I meant assassinate a person who's alive today. (You can't assassinate a dead person!)

Hola again, Sam!

Just an idea, can we copy paste this links into the opening thread everytime
we start "About the Member Round x"? And then the next one will continue
copy-pasting the latest 10 link or so on..

Good idea.

Challenger, you know what to do.

S.A.M., do you believe in God?

S.A.M., what Hindu song makes your soul dance?

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Ethnic/Indian_dancer.gif

S.A.M., what time in your life was most favorable?

your amazing at making lists and keeping records, inzomnia

I like ordnung, lol :p Nothing amazing though, everyone can do this.
Anyway I just thought of it when I saw it:


Sam,
Hello, so this is the place I get to ask you a few questions? Which questions will those be? Can I think of 13 good questions to ask?



Btw, your new avatar is funny draq :D (Absane's also!).

Ok sorry for this intermezzo. Pls skip it... ;)

Do you know my user, SAM? Or have you never heard of me? :D

I know we've never fought. But I know you. :)

I meant assassinate a person who's alive today. (You can't assassinate a dead person!)

Nah, too much a coward, what would the repercussions be? Would it cause more people to die? If people died due to my foolish idealism, I could never forgive myself. I would rather fight with words.

S.A.M., do you believe in God?
Yup, why is this still in doubt?



S.A.M., what Hindu song makes your soul dance?

Aaah so many! But specifically, this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BPHl_120gw

Lyrics and translation
http://premavatar.tripod.com/bhakti/ojjh.html

S.A.M., what time in your life was most favorable?
I had the most beautiful childhood anyone can ever be blessed with. The first 16 years of my life, I would not exchange for anything.

If you could be the president of your country, what would you change about it?
Is caste system applied for the whole people in India? For example, whether it is also applied for moslem? :confused:
If you could be the president, what would you do about it (the caste system)?


Thx!

S.A.M, how can you accept something with no scientific proof?

and if you were picking pellets of a flower and one by one the pellets fell until the last pellet left, meant that you were not going to reach your destiny...what would you do/think than?

http://www.cantaremusic.com/stories/amazon_files/image003.jpg

Hi SAM,
Is there any world cuisine on a par with Indian, if not which goes closest?

What is your favourite dish/es?

Nah, too much a coward, what would the repercussions be? Would it cause more people to die? If people died due to my foolish idealism, I could never forgive myself. I would rather fight with words.

The repercussions are up in the air. I'd suggest the iron-fist approach: kill, and ask questions later. ;)

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Who is the greatest warrior in history? Hint: His name starts with an "H".

If you could travel back in time and visit one event in history, which event would it be?

What person (past or present) exemplifies best your outlooks on the world?

Are you a TNT? :bugeye:

inzomnia:


If you could be the president of your country, what would you change about it?
The investment in education, infrastucture and commitment to peace and disarmament.


Is caste system applied for the whole people in India? For example, whether it is also applied for moslem? :confused:
Yes, also Christians and probably Parsis and Jews. Its called money.

If you could be the president, what would you do about it (the caste system)?
Education. The varana system was never supposed to be hierarchial, only a system of social organisation.

S.A.M, how can you accept something with no scientific proof?

Because scientific proof has its limits. I never confuse the application of the scientific method with the search for truth.

and if you were picking pellets of a flower and one by one the pellets fell until the last pellet left, meant that you were not going to reach your destiny...what would you do/think than?
I guess I'd pine away disconsolately, or some such.

Spudster:
Hi SAM,
Is there any world cuisine on a par with Indian, if not which goes closest?

What is your favourite dish/es?

I'm crazy about Malaysian and Japanese cuisine. Also love Korean food (bulgogi, gim bop, uhhhh)

Favorite is bony fish in coconut sauce with red chillies with pan fried Bombay duck.

Also Japanese sushi.

Kadark:

The repercussions are up in the air. I'd suggest the iron-fist approach: kill, and ask questions later. ;)

That would be a pretty pointless approach to changing the world.


Who is the greatest warrior in history? Hint: His name starts with an "H".
Mine is Chengez Khan. I don't know yours.

If you could travel back in time and visit one event in history, which event would it be?
The splitting of the moon.


What person (past or present) exemplifies best your outlooks on the world?
Khadija, she was a gutsy woman who knew what she wanted and staked her life on it.

Are you a TNT?

No a TMT. Too Much Trouble. :D

That would be a pretty pointless approach to changing the world.

Do you believe that peacemaking ultimately results in stability and peace, or that some forces only respond to war?

Mine is Chengez Khan. I don't know yours.

No, I mean as an individual fighter. Genghis was a brilliant commander, but who's to say he could actually throw himself into a pile of enemies and come out victorious? Mine would be Hamzah. To be named the "Lion of Allah" by companions and enemies alike is no small accomplishment.

Do you believe that peacemaking ultimately results in stability and peace, or that some forces only respond to war?

I think the world is like an extended family many times over.



No, I mean as an individual fighter. Genghis was a brilliant commander, but who's to say he could actually throw himself into a pile of enemies and come out victorious? Mine would be Hamzah. To be named the "Lion of Allah" by companions and enemies alike is no small accomplishment.

Duh.

S.A.M. why are you online for so long? What will you remember when time catches up to you...sciforum webpages? Wouldn't you rather run happily across fields of Indian flowers and sing into the Himalayan mountain range?

Height? Weight? Eye colour? Hair colour? Race?

What's your favourite music?

What's your favourite colour?

What pisses you off?

S.A.M. why are you online for so long? What will you remember when time catches up to you...sciforum webpages? Wouldn't you rather run happily across fields of Indian flowers and sing into the Himalayan mountain range?


Hopefully, I can be free soon. :p

Though the fields and mountains will have to wait a bit more.

Height? Weight? Eye colour? Hair colour? Race?

All average.

What's your favourite music? Ghazals

What's your favourite colour?sheesh! Purple already!


What pisses you off?

People who ask questions without reading the thread. :mad:

S.A.M., rain falls on your shoulders, rain pours down all over your clothes, its warmth matches your body temperature...do you embrace the rain or do you hate it for making you wet?

http://www.kamat.com/picturehouse/elements/monsoon/7264.jpg

S.A.M., rain falls on your shoulders, rain pours down all over your clothes, its warmth matches your body temperature...do you embrace the rain or do you hate it for making you wet?


I'm a hard core Mumbaikar. Rain makes me horny. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp06ahiH1AE

S.A.M., do you like pulsating shower or just smooth flow?

S.A.M., do you like pulsating shower or just smooth flow?

I hate dawdling in the bath.

edit: don't miss video in previous post

S.A.M., what is a best way for a man to act to make you fall in love with him?

Be himself. Believe me, its not worth it being someone else's idea, in the long run.

S.A.M. you are in a following situation: you are on a sinking ship and are responsible for safety of the passengers of the ship by ensuring that the lifeboat is operational outside the ship and that only you remain there safeguarding the passage of the lifeboat...however the lifeboat can only take X number of weight and not all can fit in. Your parents are on the boat as well, small children are there as well...your choice is either your parents or small children. What is your choice?

http://www.hydrolance.net/common/SinkingShip-2.jpg

I'm a hard core Mumbaikar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp06ahiH1AE

ah she is very kinky, except in my situation the rejection is opposite

S.A.M. you are in a following situation: you are on a sinking ship and are responsible for safety of the passengers of the ship by ensuring that the lifeboat is operational outside the ship and that only you remain there safeguarding the passage of the lifeboat...however the lifeboat can only take X number of weight and not all can fit in. Your parents are on the boat as well, small children are there as well...your choice is either your parents or small children. What is your choice?



My mother is no more. But I'm pretty sure she and I would give up our spots. My father, on the other hand. Hmm we may have to tie him up. :D

allright than...S.A.M. one day you decide to go outside during a warm summer night and look up to the stars, when you suddenly notice that there are so many stars out there...but also there are many shooting stars there as well. But thing is, you are making tea in your home and the tea pot gives the sign of a whistle that the water has boiled. So do you continue watching this one-of-a-time event of so many shooting stars at once or do you go and make some tea before all the water boils off?

if money was absolutely no problem for you, what proffesion would you chose?

allright than...S.A.M. one day you decide to go outside during a warm summer night and look up to the stars, when you suddenly notice that there are so many stars out there...but also there are many shooting stars there as well. But thing is, you are making tea in your home and the tea pot gives the sign of a whistle that the water has boiled. So do you continue watching this one-of-a-time event of so many shooting stars at once or do you go and make some tea before all the water boils off?

This has actually happened to me and I asked someone else to make the tea.

if money was absolutely no problem for you, what proffesion would you chose?

What I do now. :)

does that mean you're rich?

:p

S.A.M.---

what do the initials stand for?

And

Do you ever get tired of guys proposing to you on here?

PS...Sorry for not reading prev. pages if these were already asked. I am physicsing.

S.A.M.---

what do the initials stand for?

And

Do you ever get tired of guys proposing to you on here?

PS...Sorry for not reading prev. pages if these were already asked. I am physicsing.

Simulated Articulate Machine.

I don't take them seriously. :)

ah sam
such a novelty
i had to read

/impressed

I don't take them seriously.

What has this world come to when a man cannot express his heartfelt desires to spend the rest of his life with some woman he's never met in a different country and be taken seriously?

Why did you change your name from samcdkey?

What has this world come to when a man cannot express his heartfelt desires to spend the rest of his life with some woman he's never met in a different country and be taken seriously?

Why did you change your name from samcdkey?

I thought S.A.M. was more apt.

as in fake?
nonsense

soundbite
no depth

No, I think most people here already know me too well, I actually suggested Challenger should ask someone new, as a way of introducing them to the community.

/Hugs

A lot don't, for instance I never knew you were a mod ?

What is the most important thing you learnt from Sci Forums ?

A lot don't, for instance I never knew you were a mod ?


No kidding, Challenger? :eek: :runaway:

Urdu speaker in India...
Is your family of the Nawab class?
Was your family affected by Partition? If so, how does that manifest today, if at all.
Do you think that modern India is becoming more secular?

Sam

Why do you have an anti-American agenda?
Why do you derail threads to suit your agenda?
Why do you highjack threads to suit your agenda?
Why do you lie to suit your agenda?
Why do you spread propaganda?
Why do you not answer questions?

What is the most important thing you learnt from Sci Forums ?

That knowing science does not preclude cluelessness in people.

Urdu speaker in India...
Is your family of the Nawab class?
Was your family affected by Partition? If so, how does that manifest today, if at all.
Do you think that modern India is becoming more secular?

My great- grandmother was in Pakistan (she was Afghani) and lost her home and all her possessions; she was lost during the riots and we found her only after 40 years, when she was close to 90 and working as a housekeeper in a family. Since she was from a very rich family, it was a difficult 40 years for her. My fathers family was divided between Karachi and Mumbai. So yes, we were affected by the partition. Everyone in India was, to some extent.

How it manifests today is hard to say. I personally had a protected childhood, since my parents went through a lot of hardship to make sure we were safe and well cared for. However, we did witness their troubles and heard their stories, so it was and is a part of our psyche. I would say that my own contribution to the mess is to work to ensure it is not repeated.

I think modern India can go anywhere right now. Its becoming harder to be a Muslim in India, not only because of the rampant Islamophobia we are bombarded with everyday from the west, but also because it is a society in transition. All we can do is make sure that we do all we can to protect the secular fabric of the country.

Sam

Why do you have an anti-American agenda?
Why do you derail threads to suit your agenda?
Why do you highjack threads to suit your agenda?
Why do you lie to suit your agenda?
Why do you spread propaganda?
Why do you not answer questions?

The problem lies not in the provocation, but in the resulting action.

What kind of motorcycle/car/airplane to you drive?

May we please have a recipe for something typically Mumbai, that is easy-to-make, but yummy-to-eat?

May we have another fave Bollywood video link?

SAM,

What caste are you?

Do you think hubris shall be the fall of man ?

15/19: "What caste are you?"

I'm occasionally improperly compelled to come barging into Sam's rest cue. Because she may be too modest to brag, we might have to guess until we get it right- that is, those of us too proper to have ever glimpsed the mythic Photo (http://www.picattic.com/viewer.php?file=l9q97btxerbsdm55a6zf.jpg) (you must be adolescent to click)

I'm going with honey-almond, with just a spare accent of apricot (?1)

Is it more tactful to guess with fiction (http://a1055.g.akamai.net/f/1055/1401/5h/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/15840000/15846661.JPG), fruit (http://www.gmushrooms.com/Posters/LExTropFruit.jpg), swatches (http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/97/56/17/42610623-177x150-0-0.jpg), or Shakespeare (http://www.fleurdelis.com/shallIcomparethee.htm) (?2)

You should know by now that Sam's not Hindu, 15- not to suggest Hindus can't have lovely skin too, even if some blue goddesses (http://www.schtroumpf.com/images/meet_us/smurfette.jpg) seem a bit desperate 4 O2

Why do you have "gerush le aravim" (death to Arabs) under your screen name?

That knowing science does not preclude cluelessness in people.

Hoo hoo! I know who that pithy comment was about. :D

15/19: "What caste are you?"

I'm occasionally improperly compelled to come barging into Sam's rest cue. Because she may be too modest to brag, we might have to guess until we get it right- that is, those of us too proper to have ever glimpsed the mythic Photo (http://www.picattic.com/viewer.php?file=l9q97btxerbsdm55a6zf.jpg) (you must be adolescent to click)

I'm going with honey-almond, with just a spare accent of apricot (?1)

Is it more tactful to guess with fiction (http://a1055.g.akamai.net/f/1055/1401/5h/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/15840000/15846661.JPG), fruit (http://www.gmushrooms.com/Posters/LExTropFruit.jpg), swatches (http://di1.shopping.com/images/pi/97/56/17/42610623-177x150-0-0.jpg), or Shakespeare (http://www.fleurdelis.com/shallIcomparethee.htm) (?2)

You should know by now that Sam's not Hindu, 15- not to suggest Hindus can't have lovely skin too, even if some blue goddesses (http://www.schtroumpf.com/images/meet_us/smurfette.jpg) seem a bit desperate 4 O2

I hope you were drunk or something when you posted this...:shrug:

hypewaders:

What kind of motorcycle/car/airplane to you drive?
I have a licence, but no car. :p

May we please have a recipe for something typically Mumbai, that is easy-to-make, but yummy-to-eat?
Try lassi (http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/004150mango_lassi.php).
Its like sweet laban.

May we have another fave Bollywood video link?
My heart is all Indian. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcSeWwJfnTc)
Or a taste (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxrXxehiv3k) of Bollywood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpWeAY_sEc)? ;)


I'm going with honey-almond, with just a spare accent of apricot (?1)
http://sciforums.multiply.com/photos
You look very Lubnani yourself, btw.

15ofthe19:

What caste are you?
Mongrel

Challenger78:

Do you think hubris shall be the fall of man ?
No, loneliness

sandy:

Why do you have "gerush le aravim" (death to Arabs) under your screen name?
darn, I thought it was crrrruuuusssh the hhherrroinnn :C~

GeoffP:

Hoo hoo! I know who that pithy comment was about.
/ignores

You forgot the :D.

:D

Can I have your hair?


:D

if I was Indian would you love me?

Sam, do you think your hot?

Can I have your hair?


:D

I'll get you a swatch off the chest, totally free.

No, no: it's no problem.

Do you know anybody who was affected by the Bhopal disaster (as in family/friends)?

Do you pray 5 times a day towards mecca?

I'll get you a swatch off the chest, totally free.

No, no: it's no problem.
:eek:

Ewww, ermm no thanks.. I'll pass

Hmmmmm..

And I was asking Sam..:)


But is your chest hair straight and flowing like Sam's hair is?

Ugh..

Mental pic..:bawl:

Have you ever nose-effed a male lover in the bung?

if I was Indian would you love me?

Only if you could somehow also be SRK:D

Sam, do you think your hot?

Right now I'm freezing:eek:

I'll get you a swatch off the chest, totally free.

No, no: it's no problem.

Thanks. Could you shape it like 1. a lightning bolt and 2. an arrow?
I love using hair pieces. :D

Do you know anybody who was affected by the Bhopal disaster (as in family/friends)?
No, thank God

Have you ever nose-effed a male lover in the bung?

No. Does blowing strawberries on the belly count?

What color are your panties ? :D
What country would you want to live in, besides India ?
Would you rather die now or live forever ?
40 degrees Celsius permanently or -10 degrees Celsius permanently ?
If you were a squadleader which Sciformers would you pick to be in your squad ? (A squad is composed of two fireteams of four or five soldiers each, as well as a squad leader)

:D

Enmos:

What color are your panties ? :D
Red

What country would you want to live in, besides India ?
I like the architecture and cobbled lanes of the Mediterranean countries. The white limestone houses, the paved roads, the laid back culture

Would you rather die now or live forever ?
Die now. I fear boredom more than anything else.

40 degrees Celsius permanently or -10 degrees Celsius permanently ?
Neither. 20 degrees Celcius permanently, with some rain.


If you were a squadleader which Sciformers would you pick to be in your squad ? (A squad is composed of two fireteams of four or five soldiers each, as well as a squad leader)
The only people here who I haven' seen crack under pressure are Skinwalker, Macguyver and Roman. I'll throw in Stryder for a geek squad.

S.A.M, who low do you wear your panties?
do you always wear them?
how often do you change them?
are these question making you uncomfortable?
if I ask more questions like that will you be angry at me?
if I told you that I am in love with you, what will make you believe me?
S.A.M, do you know the meaning of love?
also...S.A.M. will you post a new picture of yourself?
S.A.M, can we ever meet, in person?
and....S.A.M if I gave you a diamond ring along with a luxury apartment in Manhattan, would you consider me as someone who can finance our family?
if we had a family, you and me, what would you name our daughter?
...and our son?

draqon:

S.A.M, who low do you wear your panties?
-depends on the trousers or pants

do you always wear them?
-yup

how often do you change them?
-everytime I change my clothes

are these question making you uncomfortable?
-are these answers making you uncomfortable?

if I ask more questions like that will you be angry at me?
- no but I won't answer them.

if I told you that I am in love with you, what will make you believe me?
-You cannot love someone you do not know.

S.A.M, do you know the meaning of love?
-as much as it is possible for anyone to know, I guess I do.

also...S.A.M. will you post a new picture of yourself?
-after my haircut

S.A.M, can we ever meet, in person?
-If I'm visiting I'll let you know

and....S.A.M if I gave you a diamond ring along with a luxury apartment in Manhattan, would you consider me as someone who can finance our family?
- I already have a diamond ring and its impossible to get parking in Manhattan.

if we had a family, you and me, what would you name our daughter?
...and our son?
-ffs :bugeye:

What color are your panties ? :D
What country would you want to live in, besides India ?
Would you rather die now or live forever ?
40 degrees Celsius permanently or -10 degrees Celsius permanently ?
If you were a squadleader which Sciformers would you pick to be in your squad ? (A squad is composed of two fireteams of four or five soldiers each, as well as a squad leader)

:D
What military is that? The U.S. military's squads have 13 members composed of three fireteams of 4 soldiers/Marines and a squad leader.


Anyway...
Would you rather die now or live forever ?
Die now. I fear boredom more than anything else.
Couldn't agree more. Boredom makes me grumpy.

The only people here who I haven' seen crack under pressure are Skinwalker, Macguyver and Roman. I'll throw in Stryder for a geek squad.
Arguing on an internet forum is just a bit different than being in the middle of some woods or delapidated city block with weapons being fired at you.

S.A.M. if God proved himself to you, would you believe it was God?
and...how many stars in the sky are too many to count?
and...is there a number you really like, out of -(infinity) to +(infinity)?
as well as...if you couldn't find someone by the age of 35, would you remember me as a potential mate/husband?

S.A.M, if you were given a chance to eat 20 large full size cakes and told that if you ate them in 4 hours you would get 10 billion rupees, would you eat those cakes?

Couldn't agree more. Boredom makes me grumpy.
Boredom makes me homicidal :jason:


Arguing on an internet forum is just a bit different than being in the middle of some woods or delapidated city block with weapons being fired at you.

Sure, but if I have a squad, I do not want the ones who go trigger happy when they are goaded. Or run shrieking into the street:D

What military is that?


he's in North Europe...'emember

S.A.M does homicidal make you bored?
S.A.M if others were homicidal, would you be bored?
S.A.M. if bored makes others homicidal, would you be homicidal or be bored?

S.A.M. do you realize that I am asking these question because I am bored and not because I am in love with you, since we both know that one cannot be in love with someone they do not know...correct?
Now that you realized that I am bored, does that make me just as probable to be as homicidal as you are?
If I am homicidal when I am bored...does that mean we share a common trait...and now we both know each other much closer?

draqon:

S.A.M. if God proved himself to you, would you believe it was God?
-Why is God male?

and...how many stars in the sky are too many to count?
-When they are more than the ones in my eyes.

and...is there a number you really like, out of -(infinity) to +(infinity)?
-no

as well as...if you couldn't find someone by the age of 35, would you remember me as a potential mate/husband?
-since I'm already 38, that would be a no

S.A.M, if you were given a chance to eat 20 large full size cakes and told that if you ate them in 4 hours you would get 10 billion rupees, would you eat those cakes?
-nope, I may do it for a dare though.

Gotta go, draq. later ;)

oh...o well...thanks

he's in North Europe...'emember

Kinda. I knew he was across the pond, I just couldn't remember what country.


Boredom makes me homicidal
What do you do to pass the time?
I could have 100 things around me that I could do (laundry, yardwork, etc.) but if it doesn't pique my interest at the time, there might as well be nothing for me to do.
And yes, it makes me homicidal as well. I just used grumpy as a softer word for it. Haha.

Sure, but if I have a squad, I do not want the ones who go trigger happy when they are goaded. Or run shrieking into the street
I can see your point there, but if you're in an area where you could be shot dead at any minute, it's difficult not to be trigger happy.
And if you're being shot at, especially if you're behind cover, running into the street shrieking is about the last thing on your mind. :D

What do you do to pass the time?
I could have 100 things around me that I could do (laundry, yardwork, etc.) but if it doesn't pique my interest at the time, there might as well be nothing for me to do. And yes, it makes me homicidal as well. I just used grumpy as a softer word for it. Haha.


well I do what every man does :cool:

or...I go on sciforums...

or...I go fall asleep.

or...I go out biking on my carbon frame awesomeness

or...I go talk to myself or the cat while trying to put the cat either on a top shelf or inside a box to see if the cat can get out, I love doing that :rolleyes:

or...I do what every man does again...:cool:

or...I go out try to sneak in inside university buildings when they are supposedly closed, just to prove to myself that I can get anywhere I want.

or...what else is there to do?

Sam, if you were born in the west, would you be a Muslim nonetheless?

S.A.M does homicidal make you bored?
S.A.M if others were homicidal, would you be bored?
S.A.M. if bored makes others homicidal, would you be homicidal or be bored?

S.A.M. do you realize that I am asking these question because I am bored and not because I am in love with you, since we both know that one cannot be in love with someone they do not know...correct?
Now that you realized that I am bored, does that make me just as probable to be as homicidal as you are?
If I am homicidal when I am bored...does that mean we share a common trait...and now we both know each other much closer?

Take a cold shower, draq. :eek:




What do you do to pass the time?
I'm a voracious reader, I walk, do all the bus routes, potter around in used book stores, go for impulse road trips, try out new places to eat (sometimes in a different city), visit my family and friends (in different cities, countries and even continents).

Sometimes I pick a topic and learn everything I can about it. I have a tendency to OCD, but my impulse control is getting better with age. :cool:


I could have 100 things around me that I could do (laundry, yardwork, etc.) but if it doesn't pique my interest at the time, there might as well be nothing for me to do.
Yup, thats me alright. Its a major problem. Fortunately I live alone.


I can see your point there, but if you're in an area where you could be shot dead at any minute, it's difficult not to be trigger happy.
And if you're being shot at, especially if you're behind cover, running into the street shrieking is about the last thing on your mind. :D


There's only two times I ever had to face a situation where I could have been shot. Once during the Bombay riots and once in a hospital. Both times I was very glad not to have a trigger happy person around me, it would have significantly increased my chances of getting shot.

Sam, if you were born in the west, would you be a Muslim nonetheless?

Hard to say. I would have liked to be a native American though.

What military is that? The U.S. military's squads have 13 members composed of three fireteams of 4 soldiers/Marines and a squad leader.

he's in North Europe...'emember

Actually, I was talking about the US army.. ;)
I got it from Wikipedia though:
In the United States Army, a squad is composed of two fireteams of four or five soldiers each, as well as a squad leader who is a Staff Sergeant. In the United States Marine Corps, a squad is typically composed of three fireteams of four Marines and a squad leader who is a junior NCO.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squad#Organization

:eek:

Ewww, ermm no thanks.. I'll pass

Hmmmmm..

And I was asking Sam..:)


But is your chest hair straight and flowing like Sam's hair is?

Yes. Birds have been known to steal it for their nests. Geese, especially. Sometimes, even before I get off the roller coaster.

Yes. Birds have been known to steal it for their nests. Geese, especially. Sometimes, even before I get off the roller coaster.

Ah yes.

'Ze most bootifool man in ze world!'

The nose fixed up yet?


:p

Sam:
* from your posting count, people can call you a tower of energy, how do you manage to stay so energetic?
* do you play any sport?
* do you have any phobia?

Thx!

Sam:
* from your posting count, people can call you a tower of energy, how do you manage to stay so energetic?

Type A personality :p

* do you play any sport?

Not really, but I love to walk and hike.

* do you have any phobia?


Used to be afraid of the dark and of heights, but I grew out of it.
Thx!

Welcome!

S.A.M. do you love kalakand?

S.A.M., how are you today, this fine morning?

S.A.M., do you think today will be one of those good days you have been waiting for?

S.A.M....

S.A.M., tell me what part of your house you love the most, most peaceful place?

S.A.M, do you ice-skate?
S.A.M, if I asked you to ice-skate with me, would you go?
S.A.M what flavor of ice-cream do you like, do you like ice-cream?
Do you use usb-flash drives, S.A.M?
Do you like using technology or do you think it is an unnecessary weight on our civilization?
S.A.M, what makes you happy?
How can I make you happy?
S.A.M. do you do exercises in the morning?
S.A.M....

Sam...

I really have to go, but...:cool:

S.A.M. do you love kalakand?


Yeah but I haven't eaten it for years.

S.A.M., how are you today, this fine morning?

I was very bright when I woke up, but now I have a headache.

S.A.M., do you think today will be one of those good days you have been waiting for?

No.


S.A.M., tell me what part of your house you love the most, most peaceful place?

Right now, the bathtub is looking pretty good to me

S.A.M, do you ice-skate?
S.A.M, if I asked you to ice-skate with me, would you go?

No sense of balance.

S.A.M what flavor of ice-cream do you like, do you like ice-cream?

Dulce de leche and Custard apple

Do you use usb-flash drives, S.A.M?

Yup and its password protected.

Do you like using technology or do you think it is an unnecessary weight on our civilization?

I'm a total geek

S.A.M, what makes you happy?

Getting my own way

How can I make you happy?

See above:D

S.A.M. do you do exercises in the morning?

Not since some time, but yeah.

so when you gonna make an honest man outta me?
let's stop all this dancing around eh? we both know it's inevitable....

so when you gonna make an honest man outta me?
let's stop all this dancing around eh? we both know it's inevitable....

I try never to go against nature.:D

why do you hate me?

why do you hate me?

I don't?:shrug:

/frown :mad:

why do you lie? :confused:

/saddened :bawl:

जप हनद

I'm simply indifferent to drama queens.

oh?

remember, this is sci
justify

/snicker

One does not need to justify indifference.

explain

/snickers some more

/rings bell

you rule sam

Just checking if anyone is home. :D

see? :)

thats a real fucking smile

Did you just wake up SAM?

How did you guess? :)

i just checked the time....good morning sunshine:)

Its not morning where I am ;) but thanks.

oh? so you took a nap then?

what did you do tonight?

that gerush shits gotta go

Had a gruelling seminar session. Walked for ages to clear my head. Came back and found the heater broken. Took a cold cold coooooolllllllldddddddd shower. Then fell asleep on the couch. :)

that gerush shits gotta go

Okay, I have a another one anyway.

you will be my sex slave till eternity

I whipped up some Mango Lassi (http://www.indiasnacks.com/recipe/526/Mango-Lassi.php) on your recommendation, Sam. Good stuff! What next?

GUSTAV:
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lather liberally on sam

What heater? do you mean the boiler?

/lick

SAM, you are odd for being a religious liberal

Peace

Sam???

I whipped up some Mango Lassi (http://www.indiasnacks.com/recipe/526/Mango-Lassi.php) on your recommendation, Sam. Good stuff! What next?

Do you like masala chai?

Its good stuff for winter blues (especially when you're turning blue from cold)

Stuff:

4 cups water
3 - 4 tsp tea leaves (I use Red Label)
1 chunk dried ginger
3 - 4 crushed cardamom pods
3 whole cloves
1 piece cinnamon
1 - 2 whole black peppers
sugar
milk

1. Bring the water to the boil. Add all the ingredients (except milk and sugar) and boil again for about 15 seconds. Let stand for one minute.

2. Warm milk in a pot. Filter the above tea into cups. Add milk and sugar and serve.



Statutory warning: spicy!

Another variation is to use only crushed fresh ginger (half an inch for two cups) and crush one cardamom pod. Its the lite version. :)

SAM, you are odd for being a religious liberal

Peace

Not where I come from. Its the most accepted way of life. :shrug:

:zzz:

What heater? do you mean the boiler?

Sam???

Whatever the thing is that gives me hot water for showers.:p

hypewaders

Here is anothe one of my favorites, its the spicy alternative to lassi, known as chaas and is a common accompaniment with meals in my fathers community.

Stuff:

2 cups fresh curds
1 teaspoon cumin seed powder (jeera)
1/2 teaspoon green chilli-ginger paste
1/2 teaspoon black salt (sanchal)
salt to taste

For the tempering
1 teaspoon oil
1/4 teaspoon mustard seeds
a pinch asafoetida (hing)
For the garnish
chopped coriander

1. Add curds (plain unsweetend yoghurt) to two glasses of ice water and blend with the jeera, chili paste and salt (if the curds are thick add more water, it should be a little watery).

2. Heat oil, add the hing, when it browns (if oil is hot it should brown immediately) add mustard seeds (and curry leaves, if you can find them, I also add one dried red chili for the uber fragrance, but if you have a fear of chillies, you can skip it; similarly you can substitute the ginger-chili paste with black pepper powder). Add to the blended (and hopefully frothy) chaas mixture. Serve cold.

Here is a video, which is almost the same as my recipe
http://www.ifood.tv/recipe/masala_chaas

Thanks- I'll be stopping by the spice store tomorrow.

Thanks- I'll be stopping by the spice store tomorrow.

We Indians are very attached to our customised, personalised masala dabba (http://www.cuisinecuisine.com/OrderForm.htm)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1409/1182712478_449f61f944.jpg

Would you ever (under any circumstances) marry a true born and bred redneck ?

Maybe if he were like the Baron. ;)

ja
brahmins and rednecks

a match made in ignorance

Hi Sam,

1. Would you marry a Hindu?
2. Would you be one of a man's several wives?
3. How many love affairs did you have in your life?
4. Does your family know of them?
5. What comes first to you - your country or religion?

:)

Hi Sam,

1. Would you marry a Hindu?

Sure, my BIL is a Hindu and one of the finest men I know.

2. Would you be one of a man's several wives?

Doubt it

3. How many love affairs did you have in your life?

4. Does your family know of them?

Several, and yeah, I have no secrets :p

5. What comes first to you - your country or religion?

I consider them mutually exclusive, but I define myself as a Muslim Indian, not an Indian Muslim.

why do you hate me?
coz you're a nefarious clandestine cocksucking piece of shit:)

coz you're a nefarious clandestine cocksucking piece of shit:)

Actually I have a soft spot for him. He is clearly a man of compassion and principles. :)

:puke:

1. What is your educational background?
2. What is the basis for your liberal, open-mindedness?
3. What is your goal in life?
4. Do you know if there was a conversion in your family somewhere in the earlier generations?
5. What do you look for in the man you want to marry?

1. What is your educational background?

I have a Masters in Foods,Nutrition and Dietetics and am currently working on my PhD in Nutrition.

2. What is the basis for your liberal, open-mindedness?

Being Indian, my parents and extended families, my friends, the opportunities I have received in life and the kindness of strangers.


3. What is your goal in life?

To be true to myself.

4. Do you know if there was a conversion in your family somewhere in the earlier generations?

We've had several intercaste marriages, but I don't recall any conversions.

5. What do you look for in the man you want to marry?

The ability to let me be me.

Actually I have a soft spot for him. He is clearly a man of compassion and principles. :)
you just love to love those i hate.....

( i dont hate him)

The ability to let me be me.
bullshit.
you can fob all those ather morons with fuzzy meaningless crap like that, hell, the womens mags are full of fluffy kitten bullshit like that...

give us real insight, you gotta do better than that siddiqi...

you just love to love those i hate.....

( i dont hate him)

No, I never like or dislike anyone based on what people I like or dislike think. :p

bullshit.
you can fob all those ather morons with fuzzy meaningless crap like that, hell, the womens mags are full of fluffy kitten bullshit like that...

give us real insight, you gotta do better than that siddiqi...

Thats the most important requirement for me. I'd hate to be the figment of someone else's imagination. :shrug:

Thats the most important requirement for me. I'd hate to be the figment of someone else's imagination. :shrug:
yeh yeh,
"you don't want a man to change you blah blah"
half the geeks on here would take you as you are, so what....you'd marry all of 'em??
i dont think so...

what you want is a guy who makes you tingle, who makes you shiver every time you think of him, you want someone with that spark, pzaz, chutspah,
you want that element of danger, yet security, you want him to set your pulse racing yet you want to know he will never hurt you,
you want him to want your mind aswell as your body
you want mindblowing sex, with deep conversation after AND he'll take out the trash at night for you

yeh yeh,
"you don't want a man to change you blah blah"
half the geeks on here would take you as you are, so what....you'd marry all of 'em??
i dont think so...

what you want is a guy who makes you tingle, who makes you shiver every time you think of him, you want someone with that spark, pzaz, chutspah,
you want that element of danger, yet security, you want him to set your pulse racing yet you want to know he will never hurt you,
you want him to want your mind aswell as your body
you want mindblowing sex, with deep conversation after AND he'll take out the trash at night for you

What you reading? Mills and Boon?:D

What you reading? Mills and Boon?:D
thats what you want,
someone who will turn that mills n boon fantasy that lives in all chics' minds into reality

thats what you want,
someone who will turn that mills n boon fantasy that lives in all chics' minds into reality

You have to be kidding. All the guys in those books are intolerable chauvinist pigs. And the women are simpering idiots.

You have to be kidding. All the guys in those books are intolerable chauvinist pigs. And the women are simpering idiots.

yeh yeh...
i know you;)

yeh yeh...
i know you;)

Yeah, a lot of guys suffer that illusion. :cool:

Yeah, a lot of guys suffer that illusion. :cool:
they do, but your not interested in those peasants are you?;)

How infallibly perspicacious you are, m'lud.

/curtseys

1.
2. What is the basis for your liberal, open-mindedness?

moron,
like asking, what's the basis of you being a rational, right minded, objective person

ee-dee-yat

Apologies, outlandish. That question was definitely not for you, I know better. :p

How infallibly perspicacious you are, m'lud.

/curtseys
sarcasm and facetiousness...nice.

sarcasm and facetiousness...nice.

Well m'dearie, if a man thinks "swooping upon me with his masterful air" while "crushing me against his manly chest" and holding me against the "lean manly length of his hard muscled body" will result in my "fluttering my eyelashes" and "surrendering with a swoon" he is sadly mistaken. More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head. ;)

yeah, sure.

Well m'dearie, if a man thinks "swooping upon me with his masterful air" while "crushing me against his manly chest" and holding me against the "lean manly length of his hard muscled body" will result in my "fluttering my eyelashes" and "surrendering with a swoon" he is sadly mistaken. More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head. ;)
lol, where do i begin? so many juicy nuggets to get stuck into, that's what i like about you, you try not give anything away, whilst all along you show enough...

your quite vivid and palpable m&b fantasies notwithstanding, trying to paint me as some chuvinist brute and trying to hide behind that facade only further betrays you even more.
brutish? chuvinist? no
assertive? confident? yes
but you know that already
you're at that age where you know exactly what you want, and you havent got time to waste on a loser who doesn't know what he wants/where he's going.
you don't want some imbecile "uhming" and "ahhing" whilst the tick tock of your bio clock deafens you.

if i was the person you try to portray me as (but quite clearly know i am not) i wouldn't give a damn about whats inbetween your ears...but maybe you do want the person you described, well at least cherry pick all the good bits right?

"lean manly length of his hard muscled body"
nah, need to bullk up a lil more..

More likely to knee him in the balls then kick him in his inflated head. ;)
hey i'm down with that, all good relationships are based on compromise, give and take, quid pro quo ya know?
besides after you've kicked me in the balls...we'd kiss and make up...fabulous

You have balls, I'll give you that :p

S.A.M...is a 10 page ego massage long enough for you?

Have you been massaged yet? Would you like to be next?

Have you been massaged yet? Would you like to be next?

Only by you darling.

You have balls, I'll give you that :p

Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:

Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:

You see what you want to see.

Only by you darling.

Anytime, sexy. ;)
You're next.

Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:

You can go first, if you like. Licking his balls I mean.

You have balls, I'll give you that :p
big melon sized cahunas baby, so you wont miss 'em with your heels....not that i'm into into that shit...:bugeye:

Have you been massaged yet? Would you like to be next?
nigger stop crampin ma style and stealing ma lines!
let a brother work here...:)

Are you offering to lick his balls? :bugeye:
where did she even imply that?
sick freak.

You can go first, if you like. Licking his balls I mean.
only by you darling
...sorry that was just too obvious to resist

Okay thats enough

Play the tabla now

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1763097#post1763097

Only by you darling.
EDIT:

nigger stop crampin ma style and stealing ma lines!
let a brother work here...

that was meant for you tabby, not sam

sorry

Okay thats enough

Play the tabla now

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1763097#post1763097
but me and you can still keep on flirting here right?
fair game till the padlocks come on

Umm you do know I'm only kidding you, right? :bugeye:

/visions of melon-sized cojones <--- easy target for stomping. :bawl:

Umm you do know I'm only kidding you, right? :bugeye:

which bit? where?

/rings bell :(

/rings bell :(

and i wasnt kidding?

Oh glad to find someone home.

Oh glad to find someone home.
but how do you know i wasnt kidding?

Bah!

Bah!

woman, its late, and im tired,
no games right now...
you got something to say?

woman, its late, and im tired,
no games right now...
you got something to say?

:D

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
;)

:D

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
;)
very true.

nice.

What do you think are the best things about America?

What has America done throughout its history that you think was good and/or important?

Who do you think was the best American President, and why?

What is your favorite book? Favorite author?

Favorite TV show? Favorite movie or movies?

Favorite philosopher?

Favorite quotation?

Greatest unfulfilled dream you still hope to achieve?

damn licking balls

i love my balls licked

im in heaven lol

Lol... that's like soooo grose :)

madanthonywayne:

I thought it was over. :D


What do you think are the best things about America?
-The land, there is so much variety and open spaces.
-resilience: people get over anything, broken homes, broken marriages, wars.
-the amount of investment in education and research, though this is falling now.
-the casual attitude to life, they don't take themselves or anyone else seriously



What has America done throughout its history that you think was good and/or important?
open its doors to anyone with merit.


Who do you think was the best American President, and why?
Don't really know anyone that well, but I'd say based on the little I know, it would be FDR on his good days. Mostly because he was smart enough to marry Eleanor, but also because he did the most to bring into the US those qualities for which it is most admired; his role in providing a sound economy after the great depression, in improving the role of blacks and women in mainstream society, etc.

However, he also pulled the US into the second world war, bombed the Japanese and initiated the cold war, so his legacy ultimately was to create many of the problems that persist today.


What is your favorite book? Favorite author?
Keeps changing as I age. :)
I always have a copy of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.
And one of Assadullah Khan's Diwan-e-Ghalib (http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sonnets-Ghalib-Mirza-Asadullah/dp/8171675964/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1204235270&sr=8-1).


Favorite TV show? Favorite movie or movies?
TV show: Monty Python and To the Manor Born
Movies: Pyasa (http://www.amazon.com/Pyaasa/dp/B000LXGUZ0/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1204234482&sr=8-1), Amelie


Favorite philosopher?
That would have to be Mirza Ghalib (aka Assadullah Khan) and Marcus Aurelius


Favorite quotation?
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain

Swatah melya shivay swarag disat nahi- Marathi proverb
(To see heaven, you must be prepared to die, yourself)

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert A. Heinlein


Greatest unfulfilled dream you still hope to achieve?
Hazaaron khwahishen aisi ke har khwahish pe dam nikel
Bahit nikle mere armaan, lekin phir bhi kam nikle

...thousands of desires, each worth dying for...
many of them I have realized...yet I yearn for more...;)

madanthonywayne:
I thought it was over. :D
Sorry. I didn't notice the thread. I didn't want to miss the chance to find out if you had anything nice to say about the US.

Favorite philosopher?
That would have to be Mirza Ghalib (aka Assadullah Khan) and Marcus Aurelius
I like Marcus Aurelius, but I've never heard of Mizra Ghalib. I googled him, and came across a quote about how the drop of rain is happy in the river. I also found:
http://www.loveurdu.com/urdu-poetry/ghalib/images/shairy/ghalib1d.gif
http://www.loveurdu.com/urdu-poetry/titles.asp?PID=196
which wasn't all that helpful.

Favorite quotation?
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain

Swatah melya shivay swarag disat nahi- Marathi proverb
(To see heaven, you must be prepared to die, yourself)

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert A. Heinlein

Hazaaron khwahishen aisi ke har khwahish pe dam nikel
Bahit nikle mere armaan, lekin phir bhi kam nikle

...thousands of desires, each worth dying for...
many of them I have realized...yet I yearn for more...;)
Good quotes. I especially liked the Heinlein. Have you read any of his novels?

I thought it was over. :D

This thread should be sticky.

It looks a little sticky.

Sorry. I didn't notice the thread. I didn't want to miss the chance to find out if you had anything nice to say about the US.

You've already asked, once before ;)

I like Marcus Aurelius, but I've never heard of Mizra Ghalib. I googled him, and came across a quote about how the drop of rain is happy in the river. I also found:

which wasn't all that helpful.

Mirza Assadullah Khan "Ghalib" (Ghalib being his takhallus or nom de plume) is one of the best philosopher poets of all time. He wrote mainly in Urdu, but also in Persian and his poetry is difficult, unique and tantalising, because every time you read it, you realise there is yet another way to interpret his words.

http://www.loveurdu.com/urdu-poetry/ghalib/images/shairy/ghalib1d.gif

Thats the first shair in his Diwan-e-Ghalib, or anthology.

It is written in his typical dual style and could be a ghazal on the listlessness of God or his tormented love.
I fear my translations may not do him justice.:)
As a ghazal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghazal) usually is, it a series of couplets (ashar) around a theme.

naqsh fariyaadii hai kis kii shoKhii-e-tahariir kaa
kaaGazii hai pairahan har paikar-e-tasviir kaa

Against whose playful writing do the words plead
Papery is the countenance of every image

kaave-kaave saKht_jaanii haaye tanhaaii na puuchh
subah karanaa shaam kaa laanaa hai juu-e-shiir kaa

Ask not of my tolerance to the incessant solitude
Turning night into day is like unearthing a canal of milk
(referring to the tale of Shirin-Farhad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chosroes_and_Shirin))

jazbaa-e-be_iKhtiyaar-e-shauq dekhaa chaahiye
siinaa-e-shamshiir se baahar hai dam shamshiir kaa

You must see how uncontrollable is my desire
That causes my sword to unfurl from its sheath

aagahii daam-e-shuniidan jis qadar chaahe bichhaaye
muddaa anqaa hai apane aalam-e-taqariir kaa

No matter how widespread is the net of awareness
Mythical is the meaning of my style of expression

bas ke huu.N 'Ghalib' asiirii me.n bhii aatish zar-e-pa
muu-e-aatish_diidaa hai halqaa merii za.njiir kaa

Even bound, my feet are on fire, Ghalib
For the chains that bind me are but curls of singed hair.

Good quotes. I especially liked the Heinlein. Have you read any of his novels?

Not yet, any suggestions?

hey samidy sam

i cant believ you like To the Manor Born, my mum and grandma like that show, it is aactualy quite funny but i havent seen it for ages!!!