That's just for fun and I don't know if you ever did it here (I didn't found it) but what slogan would you give to SciForums if you would have to make an advertisement?

Sciforums

It does exactly what it says on the tin

Shame on me, I will give the worst one :

"SciForums, that's more than a forum."

Sciforums: Brain fodder!

Knowledge is power. Sciforums is power.

Pollux, what about 'Knowledge is Power. Sciforums is Knowledge'

kinda gives it that extra selling point

Yep, nice one!

Welcome to sciforums, DUCK!

Sciforums- you'll let that bitch lie!

Sciforums: Hey there's a spider on your back!

SciForums: Don't take it personal....A-HOLE!!

Sciforums- if you don't flame it, it'll flame you.

Sciforums: Got brain????

Sciforums - Just learn that!

Sciforums- more than just a 'sci-forum'.
ok.. that's pretty pathetic, i know :p

Sciforums - "Eat some crow"

I thought it was Sciforums: Intelligent Debating Community.

Ah well, here's my moderator slogan. Sciforums: Members rape em, we scrape em.

Cognosco, Confero, Conspicio.

Sciforums - Here comes Xev to kill you

Originally posted by sargentlard
Sciforums - Here comes Xev to kill you

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Sciforums - we put the pseudo in science.

SciForums - the other white meat.

Originally posted by goofyfish
SciForums - the other white meat.

wouldn't that be "the other other white meat?"

hehe.. sorry, fat bastard has forever scorched my mind.

(baby, the other other white meat)

spuriousmonkey, I love your one. Very witty indeed.

Sciforums - You will be Nietzche's bitch

How about my haiku for "sciforums slogan/haiku"?:

We, a sea of mind.
Thinking, feeling, living - flow.
Meaning comes and goes.

No?

:D

*barely audible cough from the audience*

*silence*

*a tumbleweed bounces by*

Originally posted by Thor
*barely audible cough from the audience*

*silence*

*a tumbleweed bounces by*

LOL, no doubt.

Silly Rabbit, Sciforums is for Kids.
(http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=sciforums)

Sciforums - The (other) Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

Hey spookz, nice URL... (cheater ;))

how about...

"Sciforums - we'll leave the light on for ya. "
;)

With a name like Sciforums, it has to be good.

Sciforums - Wazaa?
:D

sciforums – open-air and all-weather!

I have always wondered what would happen with an ad campaign with no slogan or information.

Just pass out thousands of stickers and put up billboards, even radio and TV commercials with no information other than the URL.

Just:

SciForums.com


I wonder how many people would go to the sire out of sheer curiosity.

I know I would.

Someone once did an experiment near where I lived.
(don't know how wide spread it was)

It was a series of billboards.
There was no information on them at all.
Just curious art work.
Not even a product name or URL.
The only thing common to them was the style of the artwork and the words, "Open your mind".
There were dozens of them all around.
Every month or so they would all change to new curious art work.
Eventually, after about 6 or 7 months of this, they revealed what it was for.
They all changed to include the words, "Made you look. Didn't it?"
It was an AD for the advertizing company that owned the billboards.

I thought it was brilliant.

Anyway...
A slogan, huh?
SciForums.com - Go there and find out for yourself, lazy ass.

Sciforums: If you can think, don't come here!

Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
Sciforums: If you can think, don't come here!


LOL good one:D


Sciforums - It's not your daddy's science class

Sciforums: Digitally enhancing your head.

oops I ment to say: "Sciforum -- If you can't think, DON'T COME HERE!" :o sorry

Like a dirty little pamphlet at the back
of your dad's sock drawer: SciForums.

Sciforums: We tell all, now shut up!

Originally posted by goofyfish
Like a dirty little pamphlet at the back
of your dad's sock drawer: SciForums.

Hehehehee... that's nasty!

10) Sciforums: A crowbar for the fundament of your mind.

9) Sciforums: Four out of five geeks agree: "Sciforums is more stimulating than Penthouse Forums."

8) Sciforums: Who's your daddy!

7) Sciforums: Pop goes your brain.

6) Sciforums: Minds without frontiers.

5) Sciforums: Frontiers without minds.

4) Sciforums: More fun than a barrel full of syphilis.

3) Sciforums: Known by few, loved by all.

2) Sciforums: Get your (expletive) in here!

1) Sciforums: Where "normal" is a dangerous word.

Edit: How could I forget the obvious? Sciforums: Safer than sex!

:m:,
Tiassa :cool:

tiassa,

excellent!

sciforums-- Shit, Come In, join us, you may lose a few brain cells but who cares? You don't use them anyway

Sciforums--- We are full of oxymorons, science and forum.

Sciforums--- Our every action is a battle cry against imperialism, and a battle hymn for the people's unity against the great enemy of mankind: the United States of America.

Damn! no wonder I joined this miserly excuse of an intelligent forum. Joe, PASS THE GANJA! Lets burn some leftover brain cells.

HEY... if your brain can't take a little rasta... did you really have that much going on to start with???? HEHEH... either way it's inclination to smoke more. :)

LMAO.

You thought YOU were stoned!?

sciforums.com

It's like Ganja but different.

LMAO. Plenty to burn. plenty burn. Ahhh if only I could pick which....

Were did this quote come from:

Ignignokt: yes eggs or pot either one
Meatwad: Hey Frielock do we have any pot?
Frielock: No we don’t, Marijuana is illegal.
Err: What about nitrous, man?
Ignignok: Shut up Err!, Frieman we are full of religion now, everyone please bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
Err: Do it or I’ll bow them for you!

I should not be hard...

Do I have to smoke more just to make your point?

er ....

Sciforums: Good For the Black Market Economy!

:m:,
Tiassa :cool:

ROFLMAO

*cough*

No dude, I was supposed to smoke more!

Or was it you?

Shit I can't keep track.

*toke*

LOL

Originally posted by tiassa


9) Sciforums: Four out of five geeks agree: "Sciforums is more stimulating than Penthouse Forums."



advertisement is all about telling lies I see.

Well, to the one, I'm an American. Of course advertising is founded on lies.

To the other, though ... come on: Penthouse is flaccid. If I found Penthouse more entertaining, that's what I'd be doing ... but I'm generally not considered a geek. "Prig", maybe, but not "geek".

:m:,
Tiassa :cool:

Sciforums: In cyberspace no one can hear you scream!

Sciforums: Because on the internet everything is open for debate.

Sciforums: Write it down so others don't have to listen to you speak!

Sciforums: Where the elite meet to bleat.

Sciforums: Bridging the gap between coherence and madness.

Sciforums - Sex is overrated....right?

Sciforums - Free speech....yeah..um..that's ..um...right Free speech

Sciforums - It won't judge you and belittle you like your real friends

Sciforums - Keeps you off the streets

Sciforums - Light the science Ganjha baby..*insert wemorris picture*

sciforums: women won't sleep with you? come over here we will see what we can do...

sciforums - Britney spears says yes!

SciForums- Come find out why Einstein was an idiot.

Free naked pictures of Celebrities Click HERE!! (http://www.sciforums.com) (that usually generates a lot of traffic, no?)

Originally posted by one_raven
SciForums- Come find out why Einstein was an idiot.

Free naked pictures of Celebrities Click HERE!! (http://www.sciforums.com) (that usually generates a lot of traffic, no?)

i spilled my pepsi reading that one...well done...it certainly had an impact...

Sciforums: cook us on a spoon and snort... just like crack!

Sciforums: If you’re a idiot looking for knowledge, you found the right place. If you actually know something @#$% off, there is not enough space here for the both of us.
* extracted from spuriousmonkey sub-conscious*

Originally posted by WellCookedFetus
Sciforums: cook us on a spoon and snort... just like crack!

Sciforums: If you’re a idiot looking for knowledge, you found the right place. If you actually know something @#$% off, there is not enough space here for the both of us.
* extracted from spuriousmonkey sub-conscious*

thanks...i didn't know I had one...could you extract some more please.

Oh sure but those ones are even more profane!

Upload your mind.

sciforums.com

Upload your mind.

ok no more joking around thats a winner lets go for it and end this thread! make a new thread with this any any other decent phrase that were said here or somewhere by some member in a 7 day poll/vote and the winner will replace that peace sign, sadly I think we need somethign new up there :(

well, I don't think that's really right.. I mean, it shouldn't be a vote. It's Dave's board... he should do whatever the hell he wants with it. I would be devastated if he killed it, but it's HIS board, so he really can do whatever the hell he wants. Sure, I'd like to see a little change up from time to time up there.. I liked the original logo thing.. but really it's all Dave all day unless he farms it out to someone.

Im just saying sure it Dave's board but as a nice adm. He would allow a vote on this and put something new up there that the people wish for.

Hehe, I don't trust democracy when it comes to taste!

My vote would probably go to upload your mind.

If you want to replace the peace sign, I'm ok, but this forum is really great (the colors, the way to use it...). I only started this thread to see what could be a slogan for SciForums.
Is there a publicity (banner) for SciForums? If not, that would be nice to vote for the bests slogans. Thus "we" could make banners with some of them... But it's Dave's choice to allow it or not.

Ive been on several forums that use vBulletin and this one DEFINATELY is the nicest (not commenting on the people though :D ). Other sites have weird colors and horrible icons. This site is simple, aesthetically pleasing and just plain fun. Dave...we love you!

-AntonK

Sciforums - Level headed people need not apply

Sciforums - We'll rip you a new one

Sciforums: Just Do It, Pussy!

Sciforums: An Army of One Brain Cell!

Sciforums: We Love To See You Writhe!

Scifoums: Where's the Intellectual Filling?

Sciforums: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream.

Sciforums: Beacuse You Wish We Cared.

Sciforums: It Keeps Going and Going and Going . . .

Sciforums: The Slow-Working Cyanide of Champions.

Gimme a Break . . . please.

Sciforums: Powered All-Naturally by Orphans in Giant Hamster Wheels: Because We Care About Your Environmental Safety.

Sciforums: Four out of Ten Persons Prefer it over Instant Death.

Sciforums: There's Only One . . . Whew!

Sciforums: Fall into the Abyss!

Sciforums: Because No One Else Will Listen.

Sciforums: The Not-So-Quilted, Quicker Knocker Downer.

Shit Happens, Especially Here at Scifoums.

Not plagued by sudden head aches? Take some Sciforums!

Sciforums: Kills the Cheerful - Dead.

Sciforums: Look Mom, nerds!

Sciforums: Trolls and flamers and bigots, oh my!

Sciforums: Please, fuck off... seriously!
Sciforums: One more smart-ass and we will be a donkey farm!

sciforums- stimulation of the cranial kind

sciforums- *whisper* "it's thinking"

*whispers* Zoom . . . Kaboom!

Sciforums: Debated to be Faster than Light!

Sciforums: Where smart people go to argue like children...

Sciforums: Where Children come to Argue like Smart People

:D

Originally posted by static76
Sciforums: Where children go to argue like smart people.


I didn't know you had an autobiography?

Originally posted by LogicalAtheist
I didn't know you had an autobiography?

Lose the question-mark, whiz-kid.

Furthermore, the appellation ain't "static76". It's Redoubtable. Splendiferous and RexDeorum would both also be acceptable.

Originally posted by Redoubtable
Lose the question-mark, whiz-kid.

:bugeye:

Sure that's dry, but can you make it more dry???

You mean "drier" . . . ;) Actually, I think you're within your rights since the comparative can probably be expressed either way. :D


How could you doubt my abilities?

You should have seen the reassuring repetetive nod coupled with a slight head tilt, confident smile and rise of brow. My charming gestures would have stifled your grammatical criticisms.

see signature

http://www.pomosa.com/temple/images/monks/bowingsm.jpg

I think Redoubtable's picture should be the new logo, to go along with the new slogan. :D

Maybe not, but it sure is nifty, i think.

Sorry, forgot slogans.

Sciforums: Excersice for your few remaining brain cells.
Sciforums: The grass is greener here.
Sciforums: Screw you. Yes, you.
Sciforums: Dont get lost

Sciforums: Get Lost

sciforums: umm, it's that place you go, to do that thing.:bugeye:

sciforums: wheel learn you sum reel informaition.

sciforums: just click the goddamn button!!!:mad:

A specialized slogan for the free thoughts forum: You get what you pay for!

sciforums: "Its like a orgy in my mouth and everyones cuming at once!"

^^ EWWW!^^

Persol,
Welcome to sciforums, DUCK!
hmm, how about extending that to:

sciforums - duck, roll and cover.

Sciforums: Welcome to the realm of the pseudo-intellectual

Sciforums: We got bouncing boobs

Sciforums: Expertise in the exaltion of the inane

Sciforums: So you think you are smart eh? Well come on along and feel smarter.

Sciforums: We have five, count five, ganja dealers!

Sciforums: Sicfourms.

Originally posted by thefountainhed


Sciforums: We have five, count five, ganja dealers!



Fuck yes.......LMAO.

Sciforums - Elitists welcome and encouraged!

Hi
Relax and welcome: You are in your home. Thanks

Sciforums - Upset your browser
Sciforums - Where the sane lose it
Sciforums - Strangely addictive... like sex
Sciforums - Go where library internet blocks you off!
Sciforums - Join the geeks and nerds who have nothing better to do

Insert brain here.

sciforums - A place where cool skill can be found rummaging around.

sciforums:arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h. Come for a brain aneurysm.

Sciforums - Because being mature is too much work.

Actually, I'd rather suggest that this WHOLE sciforums be given a new name: Lifeforums, and the slogan will be:


Live in lifeforums lively


But if I am asked to keep the sciforums name, I'll use:


Can't get food for thought?
They must've been to SCIforums, so hunt them down there...

Sciforums: free lobotomies for all!

sciforums: we are not rude, you're just insignificant.
sciforums: time is short but sheesh dont grab so many free thoughts quickies.
sciforums: to err is human but to really foul things up requires a computer and a forum.
sciforums: remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
sciforums: 3 kinds of people here: those who can count & those who can't.
sciforums: if space is a vacuum... who changes the bag?

:p


:m:

Lemme try another one

<font size=4>Come 'ere to SCIFORUMS, don't go away</font>

or....

<font size=1>what you read is a comparison of <font size=3>YOU</font> to all in <font size=4>SCIFORUMS</font></font>

Sciforums -- The one website that has both canned fetuses and telepaths!*

Sciforums -- Provides 98% of your daily mental stimulation!

Sciforums -- Enter the deepest circles of geek!

Sciforums -- You might become nerdy just saying it.

* Yeah, okay, so WellCookedFetus no longer has his canned fetus avatar...but hey, it's a nice slogan?

THE FETUS IS DEAD LIVE WITH IT! *run off to bed crying* http://www.guru3d.com/forum/images/smilies/bawling.gif

whos telepathic?

"Do you relies how sciforumed you are when your sitting I your bathroom masturbating to a “New scientist” magazine!?!?"
Seven, spinoff

To see some telepaths, all you must do is click your way into the pseudoscience/parapsychology forums...

Howabout

Sciforums--The one place where Obnoxious+Profanity, with a little sprinkle of wit = the perfect post!

Sciforums: "Yes...we do know how to make crack cocaine"

Sciforums: "Get your science jollies here"

Sciforums: "Shut the fuck up"

Sciforums: "Words banned as of now: Love, God, Existentialism, Nihilism, Gulag, P-o-i-s-o-n-e-d"

Sciforums: "Xev and Gendanken already hate you....10 fold if you're of the male gender"

Sciforums: "have you lost weight"

Sciforums: "Xev and Gendanken already hate you....10 fold if you're of the male gender"

heh, I like that one.

Sciforums: "Yes, we know and already have discussed it a thousand times"

SciForums: Mental Masturbation

Sciforums: "Blame it on the Canadians...we all do"

SciForums: Narcissists welcome!

Fret. Don't be helpful. Don't keep negative remarks to yourself. -- Sciforums
***
Sciforums: Doubt. Puke. Harrass.
***
Whims, howlings and things left unthought.
Sciforums.

The unframed frame of mind.
Sciforums.

Sciforums
Never admit you're wrong!

SciForums

An Orgy for the Mind!

Sciforums:

Intelligence comes in many forms and we prefer the cheap one.

Sciforums: 'Thinking with your big head'
Sciforums: 'If knowledge was power, Sciforums.com Enlightens the world.'
Sciforums: 'We have MAC users'
Sciforums: 'Putting the Science back in Forums'
Sciforums: 'A kingdom worth giving up a horse for'

Sciforums:

Intelligence comes in many forms and we prefer the cheap one.

I opted for the open source one.

Sciforums shmyforums

What is "shmy"?

i think he was going for the phonetic thingy:

sci
shh-m-eye

would perhaps be right,,,,,

LOL. When you don't care at all about something, you sometimes say it like that. Like Bender in futurama: "seatbelt shmeatbelt". Meaning he doesn't think much of it. In this case it has the added bonus of sounding like "my forums"... Ridiculous?

Ridiculous shmidiculous, I say.

SciForums

Never admit ye'r right!

SciForums

L33t 5p34k h3r3!

SciForums

Where ya can be Illogically Sound!

sciforums: dont blame us, it was proud muslim

sciforums, home of intellect, GET LOST YOU!!!

sciforums, the only forum with a pirate monkey

sciforums, the only forum with a pirate monkey with a PhD

Kill your God.......Kill your TV, take life more seriously, sciforums.com.

Sciforums.com: Even a Schizoid would be jealous!

sciforums, the only forum with a pirate monkey with a PhD


Or a robot with a masters.

Sciforums: It's that grain of salt you take it with ;)

Sciforums: 'this is going to the cesspool'

Sciforums: Knock yourself out

Sciforums: Where PhDs and high school students botch at eachother


My mind isn't very stimulated at the moment, I will probably come up with some good ones later.

Sciforums: Finally, more voices for your head.

mmm... sciforums

sciforums: spank spuriousmonkey

sciforums: L33T 5P34K \/\/3LC0/\/\3

sciforums: so thats where my bandwidth went...

Sciforums: the last biscuit is the best biscuit
Sciforums: the first to not laugh is obnoxious
Sciforums: batteries not included

Sciforums: the virtual madhouse! :D :D :D

Or maybe...

Sciforums: where did I leave my tranquilizers?
Sciforums: don't read this
Sciforums: the black hole of the mind

Nahh.... I think "batteries not included" is better then those... :D

sciforums: your mental colonic.