"Put down that knife," he says. Is this man...

1) ...touching you...

or

2) ...giving it to you up the bum?

Wot ?

I'm talking about the soul and how most people think that they are taking it up the bum when ordered to do something. that is a myth. They are being touched.:)

If I have a knife AND he has just cause for telling me to put it down, he's doing fine at this job.

If, he just beat the shit out my friend for no reason and we are in my kitchen and he started walking toward me slapping his open palm with the nightstick he just brained my friend for no reason with the he is giving it to me up the bum.

(the slang in the choices is not my slang, but the latter sounded negative and he would in this latter instance be being negative)

I'm talking about the soul and how most people think that they are taking it up the bum when ordered to do something. that is a myth. They are being touched.:)

So when I tell you to do this and that on my whim it's "touching" you, not giving it to you up the bum ?

So when I tell you to do this and that on my whim it's "touching" you, not giving it to you up the bum ?
Enmos, I think the idea of this thread was to get people to flirt with him. You just fell for it.

So when I tell you to do this and that on my whim it's "touching" you, not giving it to you up the bum ?Yes you idiot, of course! You didn't know this? How old are you? I knew this when I was nineteen! You would be ideal for my poll. Go on, take part. Tick the box as one of the little people who believe taking orders means taking it up the poo-hole. :D

Enmos, I think the idea of this thread was to get people to flirt with him. You just fell for it.

I'm afraid you could be right :p

Yes you idiot, of course! You didn't know this? You would be ideal for my poll! Go on, take part. Tick the box as a person who believes orders mean taking it up the poo-hole. :D

So if I tell you to go off yourself you will do it ?

Yes you idiot, of course! You didn't know this? You would be ideal for my poll! Go on, take part. Tick the box as a person who believes orders mean taking it up the poo-hole. :D

It depends on the order, the orderer, the orderee and the context. For example,

stick a spatula up your ass, Spectrum.

And that is a literal example.

Metaphorically, and one can only hope that is what you mean, many orders can indeed be the bum thing.

And many can be neither touching - at least in the slang meanings I am aware of - nor taking it up the bum.

Touching the poo-hole? Rectal insertions?

Cesspool? :D