A joke I came up with but never had a chance to tell anyone

I went to the toilet at work and there were staples at the bottom of the loo. I though to myself 'hmm... someone must be on a STAPLE diet'

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET IT? GET IT?

 

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America's staple grain is wheat.

 

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I get it but it's not that funny . . .

 

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Ditto.

 

Try it, its nice.

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wtf! hahaha

 

Where'd you get that picture?

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ha ha ha now that's funny

 

My kitchen, where else?

Why is everyone laughing?

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well it is funny

 

They have plenty of iron - its good for you!

 

that is so true

 

It may be 600,000% more than the daily recommended intake, but who cares they are delicious!

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mmmmm . . . I can't wait to have some

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yum.

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Ok guys I see this as the perfect thread to tell my very first home-made joke:

Why'd the fireman slide down the pole naked? The firehouse ran out of toilet paper!

ha!!!!

 

FINE! FUCKING FINE!

I come up with the goods - genuine wit and humour... but all someone has to do is thieve a picture and paste it here and everyone fucking rolls about laughing.

I'm not dumbing down for anyone.

 

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lol, that's probably the best thing i've seen today..