kmguru
06-02-02, 02:05 PM
A Nuclear War Scenario
"I am a madman. I am the leader of Jaish-e-Mohammed. We are freedom fighters. We want Kashmir away from the Hindu infidels. We were succeeding. But the infidel America put a monkey wrench in our plan. They came looking for terrorists and caused a lot of grief for us. Some of the terrorist brothers are with us to fight our battle. That is all they know. How to fight the holy war and go to heaven and get their 72 virgins each.
Now Musharraf is putting the screws to us. The otherday they switched off the wireless repeaters so that we can not talk. We have people in the capital to collect intelligence as to the troop movement of Indians. But now we dont have any. Never mind. We are fighters. We will fight the good fight. As Worf said - it is a good day to die with honor.
Now let us see. The word is out that the Pakistani dogs and cowards are going to dismantle us. Only when the hell freezes over. If we go down so will the cowards and the infidels. When the monsoon starts, we will start a major offensive. India will have no choice but fight back. But we will start it such a way with our wireless traffic that it will look like the order cam from Musharraf's office. The stupid infidels will not know the difference. Our brothers have fooled the Americans in Afghanistan before. We are good at it.
When India attacks, we will attack a few coward's posts too to make it look like it is the Indians. Then Pakistanis will have no choice but to fight. Once war starts, before anybody will have a chance to find the truth, it will escalate. Soon Pakistanis will drop the big bomba on Delhi. India will retaliate on Islamabad. It will continue until the hell comes to this place.
Me and my people, we will die in a glorious battle and go to heaven where 72 virgins will be waiting for us. Raping and pillaging these Kashmiri people is not fun anymore. I want my virgins....it will be all over in seven days."
"I am a madman. I am the leader of Jaish-e-Mohammed. We are freedom fighters. We want Kashmir away from the Hindu infidels. We were succeeding. But the infidel America put a monkey wrench in our plan. They came looking for terrorists and caused a lot of grief for us. Some of the terrorist brothers are with us to fight our battle. That is all they know. How to fight the holy war and go to heaven and get their 72 virgins each.
Now Musharraf is putting the screws to us. The otherday they switched off the wireless repeaters so that we can not talk. We have people in the capital to collect intelligence as to the troop movement of Indians. But now we dont have any. Never mind. We are fighters. We will fight the good fight. As Worf said - it is a good day to die with honor.
Now let us see. The word is out that the Pakistani dogs and cowards are going to dismantle us. Only when the hell freezes over. If we go down so will the cowards and the infidels. When the monsoon starts, we will start a major offensive. India will have no choice but fight back. But we will start it such a way with our wireless traffic that it will look like the order cam from Musharraf's office. The stupid infidels will not know the difference. Our brothers have fooled the Americans in Afghanistan before. We are good at it.
When India attacks, we will attack a few coward's posts too to make it look like it is the Indians. Then Pakistanis will have no choice but to fight. Once war starts, before anybody will have a chance to find the truth, it will escalate. Soon Pakistanis will drop the big bomba on Delhi. India will retaliate on Islamabad. It will continue until the hell comes to this place.
Me and my people, we will die in a glorious battle and go to heaven where 72 virgins will be waiting for us. Raping and pillaging these Kashmiri people is not fun anymore. I want my virgins....it will be all over in seven days."