A Complete History of All My Sexual Failures

The complete story of all my sexual failures:


The End.



also included is,

The Complete History of All My Sexual Accomplishments:


The End.

 

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Actually, this thread is about the movie I fancy, ay "A Complete History of My Sexual Failures (2008)".

S o...

Myspace link here...somewhere...

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Signed, your passionate lover.

 

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So you've never even tried?

 

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Yup I am 21, in december will be 22 and I am a virgin...last time I even kissed a girl was back when I was 9...

 

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Treat yourself to a hooker.

 

Draqon, what reason could you possibly have to start a thread like this ? It seems a bit masochistic.

 

As a bonus to my 2 novels of "Complete Failures" and "Complete Accomplishments" within my Sex World, also included are: "The morality by which to oblige by"

The novel of "The morality by which to oblige by" is one which I carry with me even when I sleep...

 

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its an entertainment purposes, I want to create an atmosphere of this sadomasochistic environment in which I am a sort of a darksidZz-like personality struggle with my sexual identity.

ay.

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Are you really Darky ?

 

no, obviously not. Just watch the movie Enmos which I embedded in the word "so" in my 2nd post of this thread.

 

Is it worksafe ?

 

errr, your not telling me ur surfing SF while working, are you?

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what an irresponsible man!

nope its not work safe.

 

Dude I'm about three quarters into the first movie (it's very funny btw).
Are you comparing yourself to this guy ?? Does your apartment look like that ?
Or are you saying that you're are afraid you'll end up like him ?

 

:bravo::roflmao:

 

Actually Dragon you are still very young and in time things will change. Just get out there and do what you enjoy doing while waiting for the right bitch to marry you so that you can then complain about being married!

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In the 42nd minute the guy says that his "penis isn't working properly".. Draqon ?

 

Don't you want to try?

 

Draqon, thanks man.. this is funny shit

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Watching the second one now.. lol Sally hehe

 

obviously, but when I think of consequences...errr...I decide not to.

and Enmos, everything works.

 

Ok, well.. it's a big issue in those movieclips, so..