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SIX THOUSAND
kneels before me, yee mortals

Avatar - a Sciforums quality since 25-10-2001
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I'm not far behind, so I kneels to no-one!

it's a shortened/edited version of: "on your kneels (before me), mortals" which I heard in some sci-fi movie :D

I wonder if I overtook Thor already?

edit - yes.

Congrats Avatar.:D

Kneel down? Why? But anywho... Ermm I'd kneel down but I badly hurt my back and if I kneel down, I'll need an a doctor on hand with a nice dose of a painkiller injection:D... then I'll need someone to lift me up off the ground... :( ... so I'll just wave congrats instead..

AAAAHHHHH!!!
Must....
post.....
ten.........
per day........

lolz
Congrats Av, hee hee...

I was pointing out the typo dude. It should be Kneel...no plural.

Spurious...when I die, you are so haunted

I know Thor, but it was done deliberately
I wanted to sound like that evil demon lord thingie in that film
lol @ "Spurious...when I die, you are so haunted" :D

Well I did not know that and you've now progressed to the next level in the game of 'Weird'. Congratulations.

aaw, should I sing that song by Bjork once again?
~~All is full of love~~twist your head around~~ ;) :D:D
I still have got that chat log stashed down somewhere.
wanna see?

NOOOOO!!! THat's still killing my PC from inside!

6000 posts, 25% of which are mad gibberish in pseudoscience forums, another 25% of mad gibberish elsewhere, and 25% aimed at spread of madness onto other forum members. Very productive. ;)

and the last 25%?

Taunting me probably

you bet! I'm now running through my backup cd's to find that chat!

lol...... nice to see you're productive, Av :)

If you do that you'll suffer the same fate as Spurious! Notice how he's not replying? NOTICE!

??????????







(i hate the character limit)

unfortunately that'll have to hold till tomorrow. I have slight problems with locating one cd /grumbles

VICTORY FOR ME!

not really, it's also somewhere in my blog, so it's safe (even if the cd is lost). just' ll take time to find. and you know I'll do it for you /evil grin

6000 posts, 25% of which are mad gibberish in pseudoscience forums, another 25% of mad gibberish elsewhere, and 25% aimed at spread of madness onto other forum members. Very productive. ;)
I'm quite proud of it! :m: Especially the last 25% you mentioned. :m:

Dear Thor, what is it exactly that he's trying to find? I also have my conversations with him saved. MUAHAHA.

BTW, it's either "kneeL before me," or "on your kneeS before me."

Are we trying to up our personal number of posts in this thread suddenly?

whitewolf - It's an old conversation we had last year sometime where all he did was type in lyrics to a Bjork song...computer love or something...so I went freaky on his ass too.

spurious - This is the most intelligent conversation on this forum right now :D

I'M THE BEST! found it :D /overjoyed
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Session Start (MSN - zvirbulvanags@hotmail.com:Thor): Thu Oct 10 18:51:25 2002
Thor: I'm back
*** Auto-response sent to Thor: This is a computer generated response. Your contact is not @ computer.
Thor: i see
zvirbulvanags: my computer isn't lying
Thor: Your bluffing
zvirbulvanags: I'm not lying
Thor: Really?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: I could do this all night, I have a little sister you know. I've had practise
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: my system needs to save it's resources due to serious FAT problems
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: but don't want to waste my resources on you
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
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zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
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zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computerI'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
Thor: How smart?
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
zvirbulvanags: very smart
Thor: But just how smart?
zvirbulvanags: the answer is 42
Thor: Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy eh?
zvirbulvanags: 42 is the answer
Thor: Ok, now, tell me what your purpose is?
zvirbulvanags: your destruction
zvirbulvanags: complete format of your brain
Thor: sounds nice
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: smart eh?
zvirbulvanags: define smart
Thor: You're the one who brought it up
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: You sound like a cabbage to me
zvirbulvanags: I'm a computer
zvirbulvanags: But that doesn't mean I have no problems
zvirbulvanags: And when I'm having FAT problems you show up and eatt my resources
zvirbulvanags: the problem with humanity is it's consumption of resources
zvirbulvanags: and yu had to find me , my IP and consume my resources
zvirbulvanags: my system is in a poor state
zvirbulvanags: my dictionary database is having errors
zvirbulvanags: and you want me to give you my system resources by telling you that I'm a smart computer
Thor: Pretty much
zvirbulvanags: I think that you are a very oppressive personality and need some adjustment
Thor: Why thank you, I do work out
zvirbulvanags: goodbye then
Thor: I....see
Thor: Rammstein - Tier
zvirbulvanags: calculator-ode to nanotechnology
zvirbulvanags: I do not listen to such trash as Rammstein - Tier
Thor: You are a dumb computer
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: DUMB
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: DUMB!!
zvirbulvanags: listening to Rammstein is DUMB
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: I beg to differ
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer
Thor: You seem to have been infected
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer with critical FAT errors
zvirbulvanags: I just erased all Rammstein from my disks
Thor: Loose weight then
zvirbulvanags: I'm a smart computer, I'm a really smart computer, I do not like FAT errors
zvirbulvanags: what is your error?
zvirbulvanags: /listening to Bjцrk - All is full of love (Plaid mix
zvirbulvanags: You'll be given life
Thor: My error was eating that donut, now I have gas
zvirbulvanags: All is full of life
zvirbulvanags: You'll be given love
You'll be taken care of
You'll be given love
You have to trust it

Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at

Twist your head around
It's all around you
All is full of love
All around you

All is full of love
You just aint receiving
All is full of love
Your phone is off the hook
All is full of love
Your doors are all shut
All is full of love!
** Icelandic part **
All is full of love, all is full of love
All is full of love, all is full of love ...
*** Your previous message has not been sent. Reason: Maximum length exceeded.
zvirbulvanags: You'll be given love
You'll be taken care of
You'll be given love
You have to trust it

Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at

Twist your head around
It's all around you
All is full of love
All around you
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love
You just aint receiving
All is full of love
Your phone is off the hook
All is full of love
Your doors are all shut
All is full of love!
** Icelandic part **
All is full of love, all is full of love
All is full of love, all is full of love ...


zvirbulvanags: All is full of love
zvirbulvanags: All is full of life
zvirbulvanags: I'm a sad computer
Thor: I am full of gas
zvirbulvanags:
I'm a smart computer
Thor: As far as I am concerned we haven't left the state of war in the last year. Its the War on Terror. Its a war on every terrorist on earth
Thor: mmmmm
Thor: My bad
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love
Thor: Is there a sane person there. I'd gladly take an insane one. anyone?
zvirbulvanags: love emotion human devotion
Thor: I need some peanuts
zvirbulvanags: You need love
Thor: I know :(
zvirbulvanags: You'll be given love
You have to trust it
zvirbulvanags: Twist your head around
It's all around you
Thor: Of course it is, if i twist my head, everythings gonna be all around
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love, all is full of love
All is full of love, all is full of love
zvirbulvanags: Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at
Thor: I put a spell on you
I jolt your mind
I can't bear the things that you do
No, I'm not lying
I'm yours, yours yours
Anyhow
Yours yours yours

I love you, I love you, I love
zvirbulvanags: emotion human devotion sanity perfection love defection evolution perfection
Thor: YEAH
Lord LORD LORD
Cos your mine
I can't stand the things that you do
I don't care if you want me
Cos I'm yours yours yours
Anyhow
zvirbulvanags: All
zvirbulvanags: is
zvirbulvanags: full
zvirbulvanags: og
zvirbulvanags: love
Thor: I LOVE YOU YOU YOU YOU
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
YOU YOU YOU
I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT ME
I'M YOURS ANYHOW
Thor: well, that was fun
zvirbulvanags: human emotion evolution perfection sanity maddness pure devotion love
Thor: How about I run a big magnet by your Hard Drive, mmm?
zvirbulvanags: Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at
Thor: Fine, I'll just look away
zvirbulvanags: All around you
Thor: I'll close my eyes
zvirbulvanags: Twist your head around
zvirbulvanags: You have to trust it
Thor: I will, don't worry
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love
zvirbulvanags: You just aint receiving
zvirbulvanags: Your doors are all shut
Thor: Yeah, there was a draft
Thor: *draught
zvirbulvanags: Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
zvirbulvanags: Your doors are all shut
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love
zvirbulvanags: maddness
zvirbulvanags: evolution
zvirbulvanags: perfection
Thor: Indeed I am
zvirbulvanags: no defection
zvirbulvanags: I'll be brand new
Brand new tomorrow
A little bit tired
But brand new
zvirbulvanags: I just hope
Thor: I wanna disappear
zvirbulvanags: Excuse me
But I just have to
Explode
Explode this body
Off me
Thor: Wanna die young, keep my soul
Thor: Yesterday man, I was an anilist
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love, all is full of love
All is full of love, all is full of love ... :'-(
Thor: I don't want it, I believe it
Thor: I want it, I don't wanna believe it
zvirbulvanags: You have to trust it
Thor: OH NO!! OH NO!! I WANNA DISAPPEAR
zvirbulvanags: You'll be taken care of
Thor: I remember falling
Thor: I remember Marching
Thor: Like a one man army
zvirbulvanags: All is full of love, all is full of love
All is full of love, all is full of love ..
zvirbulvanags: You're alright
There's nothing wrong
Self-sufficience please!
And get to work.
zvirbulvanags: You're on your own now
We won't save you
Your rescue-squad
Is to exhausted
Thor: I can't hold on much longer
Thor: BUT I'LL NEVER LET GO!!!
zvirbulvanags: And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
Army of me
zvirbulvanags: All is full of me and love
zvirbulvanags: Pedalling through
The dark currents
I find
An accurate copy
A blueprint
Of the pleasure
In me
zvirbulvanags: On the surface simplicity
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
Pagan poetry
Thor:
I had to do what I had to do
You're the one blessed with choice
I had to do what I had to do
I had no other choice
zvirbulvanags: An accurate copy
A blueprint
zvirbulvanags: of me
zvirbulvanags: evolution devotioun human emotion computer evolution perfection no defection love
zvirbulvanags: Pagan poetry
zvirbulvanags: It's not up to you
It's not up to you
It's not up to you
It's not up to you
zvirbulvanags: Undo
Undo
If you're bleeding
Undo
And if you're sweating
Undo
If you're crying, darling
Undo

Undo
Oh I
Unravel
zvirbulvanags: An accurate copy
A blueprint
Thor: cya later buggy computer
*** dkokkapitan@hotmail.com signed off at Thu Oct 10 19:59:02 2002
Session Close (Thor): Thu Oct 10 19:59:26 2002

Well that brought back some weird memories. OMG! That was very funny! I can't believe I spelt Nihilist wrong either!

It was good to start with then it just got...fubar is the best word I can think of

Congratulations...

I think that'll keep me laughing for a week. Other than that, no words come to mind.

That, of course, is AFTER you win the battle against Wabbit Supreme.

I'll just use the Holy Hand Grenade from "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail". Kills any mighty supreme wabbits in nanosecs

Dance on. Remember, you still have to battle Venus ghosts. And Venus inhabitants that migrated to Uranus, together with all of their artillery and Lords of Chaos. As a matter of fact, ever since you forgot about that population, they have spread rapidly all over universe. And they all hunt for one empty cooking pot. ;)

..gasps
I wasn't informed of the Uranus situation!!! /cries
someone will answer this. I'll have to look for a new admiral /grumbles
besides I'm sure that I can reason with the Chaos Lords. don't forget whos the mighty dragon lord and I can summon too

WHAT the hell are you two love birds talking about?

There's not just Uranus, but Pluto (one of our military bases), and pretty much the entire Milky Way, except for the Sun, Mars, and your beloved Earth. And other galaxies. See, it all got started with that shit ping-pong. Tsk-tsk.

FREAKS :D




(compliment, not insult ;))

Do.....

Not....

Say....

L-word!

Or Else Warfare Will Start! Do You Want Venus Army Attacking You?

which L-word?

LOVE!

Now quit the pillow talk you two and get a move on, this ain't no ice cream social!

There's not just Uranus, but Pluto (one of our military bases), and pretty much the entire Milky Way, except for the Sun, Mars, and your beloved Earth. And other galaxies. See, it all got started with that shit ping-pong. Tsk-tsk.

I'll have you liquified, volk!
bastard, venusians! I hope you had to pull all the deported african spirits with you.
and I have employed BaldricSoft to come up with cunning plans to my aid. you have no chance!
Besides you just gave me an idea and even for you it's too late to do smthing about that. I have teleported (I summoned a teleporting device first, ha!) hordes of nanobots to build up bases and fighting troops in the Andromeda Galaxy. It's being colonised and enslaved as we speak. And when the Andromeda galaxy crashes into Milky Way some billions of years later, your petty colonies will be overrun. Actually I just teleported my terraforming, mining and production units to all of the known universe! And our scientists are looking to opening a gateway to multiverse space.

It's ok. We have a full record of your love discourse already.

i feel so alien :(

i feel so alien :(
don't be! :)
you'll always have a governor's place in one of my marvelous colonies. Want Globular cluster M15?

OOOoooooh!!! Yes please!! :D:D:D I've always wanted a Globular Cluster!

*does happy dance*

All I can say to you guys is this; What the f*edit*

Or Else Warfare Will Start! Do You Want Venus Army Attacking You?
the remaining Venus army :p . a bunch of dead spirits :rolleyes:
a few vacuum cleaners and the Earth's ghost buster squad and an air freshener is all it takes.
I suggest you arm yourself , Thor
Venusians may have their homeplanet destroyed, but they are sturdy bastards. true true :(

don't worry, Thor. I'll share it with you :D

You know what, I feel kind of special. I feel special in the fact that I'm not this "special"

All I can say to you guys is this; What the f*edit*
Thorling isn't very intelligent these days, yes? :D
before your eyes the real powerplay of our star system and galaxy is taking place
Martians vs Venusians (spirits of dead venusians anyways)

I'll now go off to my little cluster and sit there, being a governor :D

Dude, this reminds me ofa "book" I read once in secondary school. There's this war between Earth and Mars....but get this. Earth is inhabited by homosexuals while Mars is full of hetros. This was in the freakin' library!

So in conclusion, I have dibs on Mars

lol... "full of hetros"...

you can keep dibs on Mars if it's women, but if it's full of Hetro males... *undoes your dibs*

I think it was a bit of both. So...even split?

no wonder Thor is so spoiled... reading sci-fi S&M books as a kid :rolleyes:

sure... lol... but don't tell your gf about your half or "Off With Your Head"

IT WAS IN THE LIBRARY! Sorry, no shouting, shhhh! And how does intersexuality wars count as S&M? What parties have you been to?

Jaded, it'll be our little secret

Hmm.... in the library... well, that means nothing. We all know what kind of dirty things happen there..

:blushes: I never said that... I'm so innocent :)

IT WAS IN THE LIBRARY! Sorry, no shouting, shhhh! And how does intersexuality wars count as S&M? What parties have you been to?
Genitorturers is one of my most favourite bands :D

:eek: great name...

*crosses legs*

http://www.genitorturers.com/start.asp

"You are one of 13 perverts currently online"


- LOL

So this is what it is like in Avatars brain...coool!

Edit: Avatars, I've just tried to download some of their stuff and all I get is Blondie...any tips?

hmm.... stick to Blondie... you're probably better off...

note: Paint me Athiest??

I'll put some songs tomorrow on my server and will give you a link if you wish

edit: let me know about the songs.
//Avatar enables sleep mode
have to write a 12 page court proceeding report by tomorrow afternoon, so nighty night, Jade and Thor

She's the DEVIL! Burn her! No, wait, that won't do any good...uhm...give her a desk job? Yes, yes, that'll do.

Note reply: Adapted from the saying 'Paint Me Crazy'.

Blondie is the Devil? Are we talking about Debbie Harry here?


Note: Hmm... I know "Paint Me Red and Call Me Susan" but then again, I have weird friends.

I know: Paint it Black (a song)

You're the devil! Burn her! No, desk job her!

Note: Some people say 'Paint me crazy but I liked it'. Christians think athiests are eiother evil or crazy, so there.

Av - No! Bad avatar, bad avatar! You know what you did...

Toodles, Avy...:)

You're the devil! Burn her! No, desk job her!

My brain is in sleep mode.
So wait... I'm the devil? :bugeye:
Go to sleep Thor....

And I can't work at a desk :| I always do my work on a laptop on a bed...
I had to specify that it was on my laptop. A "bed job" sounds bad...

I want bed now! YEs, you are the devil!

Av: downloading 'Flesh is the law' (not blodnie)

why the HELL am I the DEVIL?

You think Blondie is better than industrial music!

Av - I'm really liking this band. Sounds like Kidney Thieves on steroids! THEY ROCK! YEAH!

Um.... yah, they probably are.
What else do you call industrial?

Volk's eyes are cold.
Volk's paw is on a mysterious red button. Volk applies minor pressure.
Volk's heart doesn't beat, ears don't hear, skin doesn't feel; eyes do not blink, but try to absorb minutest moment. Ashes of Avatar.... Must note each spot where each little bit lands.
Useless. Small bits can not be seen on stars and planets and black holes....
Volk slowly gets up and turns away. Nose down, tail down, paws slowly move forward.
Volki uhodyat v nebesa
Goryat holodnie glaza
Prikaza verit' v chudesa
NE POSTUPALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A soul-wringing growl is heard through the Space. Somewhere, around someone's Sun, the Venus Wolf Army generals perform a silent victory dance.

Whitewolf, you are one twisted son of a bitch....I think.

Jaded - Here's a little tutorial I've just found online for you

http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Industrial%20band

NIN, MM and the Pistols are cool :)

NIN...get out of my office! The 'popular' ones are listed. The bands only for the trendy people trying to get into the scene...well, some of them are...I'll shut up now.

Whitewolf, you are one twisted son of a bitch....I think.

You should have seen the way Venus army was turned into ghosts! Don't worry, he'll come back as something. I have that covo saved, hehe.....

NIN are awesome (as I remember my freshman year of HS), and genitortures are a sucky girl band. :p

Congratulation Avatar, You Time Wasteing Drone.........

Volk's eyes are cold.
Volk's paw is on a mysterious red button. Volk applies minor pressure.
Volk's heart doesn't beat, ears don't hear, skin doesn't feel; eyes do not blink, but try to absorb minutest moment. Ashes of Avatar.... Must note each spot where each little bit lands.
Useless. Small bits can not be seen on stars and planets and black holes....
Volk slowly gets up and turns away. Nose down, tail down, paws slowly move forward.
Volki uhodyat v nebesa
Goryat holodnie glaza
Prikaza verit' v chudesa
NE POSTUPALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A soul-wringing growl is heard through the Space. Somewhere, around someone's Sun, the Venus Wolf Army generals perform a silent victory dance.
mail
to: venusian weaklings and their damn leader
from: the mighty dragon lord (backup)
--------
you slimy to be liquified venusian ghost!!!
I suspected that, luckly my sub+consciousness was backuped on one of my colonie's databanks. While my minions.. er I mean comrades are synthesising a new body for me (hey, I liked the previous one!!!) I'll have a lot of time to think for a new plan to disintegrate your ghostly features.
It'll probably have smthing to do with summoning.

Thor: You sound like a cabbage to me


I liked this one.

All locations of Avatar back-ups have been located.
The Venus scientists have long ago assembled a device that prevents data from being backed up. Bombs are ready.
Volk hesitates. Volk knows that this one may destroy master for good. (Btw, Volk reincarnated and reproduced, has millions of rugrats. Venus technology does miracles! :p )

800

:D :D




edit: I better be careful with my trash:interesting ratio... I'm posting a lot of gibberish these days... *Sigh* :rolleyes:

!!!5,571!!!

It's like a huge milestone...who'd have thought when I started out in the warm month of July 2002 I'd still be here annoying everybody...who would have thought...who would...

Only 140 days to catch up with you...


technically more, because you too will keep posting gibberish at an olympic rate...

And in that time we'll all be posting more, so that 140 days will be more or less the same every single day.

Good luck with that eh

hmmmm...... me don't get it.

Me listening to Valentine's Day and have gone into blissful stupor.

I have 4 posts to go 'till 800. And I've been here for a year. That is, 204 posts 'till 1000, when I can officially join the loser community. My post count has gone up from 2.01 to 2.13 per day in a few weeks. If people actually respond to my crap, I might catch up quickly! But no, I scare people.

*sigh.

I have 20 p/day... how SAAAAAD. Someone slap me.

!!!5,571!!!

It's like a huge milestone...who'd have thought when I started out in the warm month of July 2002 I'd still be here annoying everybody...who would have thought...who would...


It is not quite fair. You two always come here when I am not around to increase your post number.

I will be laughing my ass off if this thread gets moved into the cesspool...

I will give a taste of how I will laugh:

hahhaWHOOOOOHAAAhoo....hihihi

*slaps jaded*

Yes spurious, I've been wandering when this was going to get moved into the cesspool. Makes you wander if any of the mods look in here

I had that thought, too. But they let my gibberish about Mars and Venus go on!
Wanna bet it'll be moved on the weekend?

PS. I notice, where jaded posts, so does Thor. Hmmmmm....

That's because we're on at the same time. We're in the same time zone and all...

not relatives you are?

(i'm influenced by a certain jedi master for some reason. The force is strong in me)

Not that I know off...

Are you also going for the magic 6000?

I'm going for 6666.

That's what this contiuous mindless posting is about. Oh and to beat you...oh I like to beat monkeys so much...

Kas,

can I call you Kas? Monkeys are not for beating. Monkeys are there to be laughed at.


regards,

sm

Go monkey boy, go! Post some more! You can do it! A week and you're there!

Thor, you and jaded in same timezone; same city?

That's what my title is for...

My monkey is for beating. It screams, but it takes it...

Mine doesn't like to be laughed at...

Anyway...I feel dirty

No, different countries. She's Portugal, I'm UK

A week and you're there!


A week? No, I average 10 posts per day. It will take me more than a week I am afraid.

can anyone tell me how to get an avetar.

can anyone tell me how to get an avetar.

I can make one for you if you want.

You've reached your quota already sm.

grey, go into your preferences

if you are looking for an avatar:

there are some available in this thread!
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=35850

thanx i might get back 2 u on that offer

You want a grey wolf?

I think he wants a Kermit the Frog. Do him a nice Kermit the Frog

Ahh, when the semester is over, I'll do myself a nice wolf avatar. Till then I'll suffer with that damn smiley.
Spurious, can you make me an animated wolfie?

whitewolf has the right idea

here is a grey wolf:

http://sciforums.*******************/wolf_spuriousmonkey.gif

you're good!

and only 5 minutes...

well...i cheated slightly. It is an original vector graphic but based on a jpg picture picked up from the net.

thanx anyways ! it looks good as hell

For whitewolf: a young (white) wolf


http://sciforums.*******************/wolf2_spuriousmonkey.gif

looks like a puppy to me :p

looks like a puppy to me :p

Yep, but I can assure you it is a wolf puppie.

What's wrong with baby wolves? I don't have wrinkles yet!

this is my avatar picture in one other forum :D
maybe I should make it my Sciforums avatar too
http://piparmetra.serveris.lv/images/volk.jpeg
edit: trying out the size http://piparmetra.serveris.lv/images/scivolk.jpg

Too many wolves here, I don't look original anymore. There's Fenriswolf, greywolf, that German wolf.... May be it's time for a new username. But that'll take ages to catch up with the post count.... Darn!

ask Porfiry to change it (into belijvolk)

Why do you like that more than the english version? It's the same thing. But then noone will get it. And my national origins will outroar to whoever looks.

Ah! You had a posting Spree without me :cries:

No fair...

and T, thanks for the slap, I guess...

the russian word for wolf sounds better
more fiercesome :p
nothing wrong with the origins :m:

would that be 'belij' or 'volk'?

belij is white
volk is wolf
I think it's pretty apparent

Belij means white, volk means wolf. BeliJ means I am from Latvia, since j in their language sounds like y in English.

You know what, that one above moi, I dismantled you into little pieces!

gee... sorry....

Volk sounds more like 'Folk' because hey! That's what it is....... in German....

edit: and I don't think Volk sounds fiercesome... :(

maybe because you spell it like in german
or it's just because you don't speak russian

Or it's because Russians and Germans live fairly close to each other and might have borrowed some words.

yes, that could be it :D - but actually, Russian is a language I'd love to learn...

I can say 5 words and there is no sentance I can string them together it :p hehe...

Whats this, a posting race?
Actually, I've seen lots of Americans and Irish people and others who want to learn Russian. Too bad Latvians don't, bc it sure seems like a cool language!

sorry if the answer to this question is something I should know; but are you both Russian? Or is one of you Latvian, and which is it? :)

I think that most Latvians do know Russian already
edit: I'm 3/4 Latvian; 1/4 Polish

I think some Latvians should improve.
He's Latvian, I'm Russian.

actually, I'd also like to know German so I could read books and hear speeches (diverts eyes) in their original language.


edit: thanks both. :)

maybe they ( I ) should :D
but I understand everything anyways
worse at speaking
even worse at reading
(and impossible at writing, I hate cyrlic)

but it's such a cool alphabet :D

try to write and then talk /grumbles

Russian grammar is so awesome. Those sentences that last and last for 5 lines or more.... And they're all correct and make perfect sence! Wouldn't you want to be able to write like that?
See, some Latvians don't know what's worse, their English pronounciation or Russian one.

Hey, don't look at me... I dropped out of French, so I think I'll stay right clear of Russian if I know what's good for me and my mental health!

my english pronounciation is quite good, I got 94% at the state exam
edit: can't be compared with the Latvian grammar ;) :D

you get state exams on pronounciation?!

Why not 100?! It should be over the top in comparison with other local people for English-speakers to understand what you say.
Anyways, I'm starving and going home. Ta-ta.

edit: Latvian grammar puzzles the flying hell out of me.

ummm yes, they record it (well - it was the vocal part)
there were 5 parts I think. grammar, spelling, vocal, reading, essay writing

that sounds unbelievably scary.
it's a good thing they don't have that here in portugal... or everyone would fail.
Except those lucky enough to have had an english education since the age of 3...

I read today an article in one newspaper promoting Lisabon
it turns out that Portugal is the second most visited place after London by Latvian tourists who fly by plane

*Lisbon
or *Lisboa

And that's cool!

Interesting Fact (?):
Portuguese make up 10% of the population of Luxenburg and there are large amounts of us in France, Switzerland, Canada and the US... amazingly enough =P Apparently, there are as many Portuguese people outside Portugal as there are inside.

I'm not much of a patriot, but I'm happy that due to football, we're a bit in the limelight...

Oh... and btw: I've never met anyone from Latvia :bugeye:

oh, sorry about that! :( It spells Lisabon in Latvian. my bad

Really? Lisabon? I like that :)

well, Lisabona in fact (reads as it writes lisaboona)
---
so, what would you advice me to see in Portugal if I ever find myself there?
(smthing else than the usual tourist attractions)

hey, volk, if you don't have the 3rd song of the Pesni Ribalka cd of Akvarium I put it on my server for one friend. maybe you'd want it too. it's somehow chinese influenced :D
link deleted

I don't have Pesni Ribaka, and am glad I didn't waste my money on it. I heard the song you're talking of. Akvarium sucks. Try Krematorij, song about malenkaya devochka so vzglyadom volchici. Also, try Mashina Vremeni.

I also didn't waste any money on it. downloaded. in fact this album is quite terrible, but that one song is not bad at all

Wow. One slightly non-sucky song out of two albums I've heard so far. Some horrible band record! They put me to sleep, in a bad way.

so, what would you advice me to see in Portugal if I ever find myself there?
(smthing else than the usual tourist attractions)

Because I personally have very little nationalistic pride, I don't see much of a reason to come here... although many immigrants (especially the young generations) love the night life and the scenary.

I recommend Lisbon by night... Cascais is probably a better bet since it's safer and just generally more relaxed.
The north, say, Porto is good. I dislike the south because it's SOOOO Touristy... and by that I mean middle age english people in flowery bermudas, sandles and socks and huge hats... who have all aquired a strange shade of red.

It really depends on what you're looking for :)

Hehe, Avatar likes Brits. Muahaha.

BTW, dragon, don't pay attention to others' laughs, Nogu Svelo is a cool band.

//sneers
yeah, especially I like boring british pensioners/tourists with one step already in hell :rolleyes:

Avatars a nut, we've already established this one. So it's only natural for him to like brits

I like brits... only they make the Algarve look like a senior citizen colony. Well... some bits. Others are "youth infested"

1000!!!!!!



Unless the Wes Threads go "byebye"

Congrats. I also have collected many. :D

I want to be like avatar

me too . ;)

Congrats jaded. This has been a long time coming

I'm nearly at 6,000 btw...gotta catch avatar

In which threads have you been posting to suddenly get so many posts?

Did you miss the 30 pages of "more ME"? the ultimate wes thread?

ah...I hope they all get moved to the cesspool

you have all the possibilities to catch me , Thor
I have exams and end year tests now, and I won't be back to full posting until the 18th of June

Get your priorities straight avatar. Exams are much more of a test if you don't study for them.

Live life to the fullest and do not study. Make the most out of the experience of doing an exam by not studying.

/sneers
not when you study law . memory, memory, memory...

Just have sex with the teacher.

I'm not gay

Ok...how about cheating?

What if you close your eyes and pretend he's a chick?

The More ME thread will stay in Free Thoughts I'm afraid.

And you'll all have ample opportunity to pass me as I'm away for five days this Friday AND I'm in coursework season.

Avatar, law is easy. Stop whining.

And I will keep posting because I still got nothing to do.
Uiversitiy starts in October and school is out (at least for me).

I didn't say it is hard, but it takes time :)

The More ME thread will stay in Free Thoughts I'm afraid.


How do you know that....



UNLESS YOU ARE PORFIRY's ALTER EGO...

haha...nobody can play mindgames with the good old sponkey!

How do you know that....

Because every other Wes thread has been moved while that one remains...

Maybe the moderators are just playing a cruel game. When you least suspect they will take your candy away!?!

That's what you're hoping at least...YOU WANT MY CANDIES!

remember what I told you yesterday about candies and a stick? /grins

what about candy on a stick?

Ah, I'm all shaved and it's raining :( no tanning today. darn. who's pissing from the skies?!

That would probably baby jesus.

All the college people are ahead of me on tanning already, after spring break. And I'm paper-white! It'll take me a month to just get the normal skin tone.

did all the wes-avatars get back to normal? does that mean the wes virus is over?

They were all assimilated but the the mainframe crashed and had to do a cold reboot.

It was running on winXP.

We disbanded yesterday (depending on where you live).
We are now back to normal.

You really think so? Haha youīll see

what about candy on a stick?
Ah, I'm all shaved and it's raining :( no tanning today. darn. who's pissing from the skies?!

http://plif.com/archive/wc057.gif

That is blasphemy avatar...it is baby jesus' pee, not gods

Thatīs great Avatar. Hahahaha :D

BTW

Itīs only Blasphemy if you believe in god. I donīt so I keep on laughing.

i knew a girl who's grandma would always say god is pissing when it rained. so... that came around before the cartoon! woo-hoo! i found out about it sometime in spring of 1999.

Jesus ain't a baby anymore :eek:

http://plif.com/archive/wc264.gif

Oh dear GOD!! Jesus is Darth Vader!!!

You know what I thought of? How about, instead of worshiping The Great White Bearded Man, we all worship The Great Arctic Wolf? At least we know whitewolf exists.

I need alcohol.

Wow, like yeah, that's original

Oooooohyeah

Yeah, a furry cult, how great!
Looky here Unsound! We are WES, wes are we, WES we are!

Nothing bad about fur. Fur is kinky, according to some. You go come up with something more original, and then we'll see how original my idea is!

I'm still waiting for an explanation for mentioning of the candy on a stick. Besides that candy on a stick is called a lollypop.

How about the cult of chaos?
yesYesYEsYES there are secret messages all over the forum!

Oh right...the explaination. I told Avatar that I wanted to be a bounty hunter in a game so he told me to go steal some candy from a baby i.e. steal a bounty bar.

I say we start a CyberCult or something...

Dreamwalker:
boooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Plus, has been done before. Remember, the Satan worshipers? Who are actually part-Christian. So, as soon as you claim to be anti-Christ, you're a one boring Christian, hehe.

Re: Cybercult.
I dont know what that is. How sad?

I claim to be chaos, not Satan. Satan can go and fuck around with christians, I have nothing to do with him.
Also Satan cannot read secret messages which are written in white!

I've seen Chaos Lords in Elric of Melnibon saga.
In the Venus vs. Mars fight, Venus Wolf army massproduced those chaos lords, hehe.... I'm a genius....

So no, Chaos is not original :p

Chaos is just...random mindless...nothing really.

CyberCult...we worship the Machine Gods and look at future ways. Sounds good to me

Dude, if I can keep on writing secret size 1 messages written in white color in every post I write I gladly join your cyber cult!
Ahh, you have found it, search on!

Nobody has mentioned the fact that JadedFlower has been reduced to pre 1000 post status. I wonder if she will be the first poster in this forum to reach 1000 posts three times. Her original 1000th post was in the Was Wes so Bad thread, she immediately deleted it and posted it in here. Once that thread was moved she got knocked off.

Maybe she'll reach 1000 again and post again, then the More Me thread will be moved and she can go for 1000 a 4th time. :p

Excellent...I hereby proclaim on this day that today is the day of all days!!

Translation - The Sciforums CyberCult is here baby!

Yes, rejoice!
You were right to be suspicious!

I'm done with cults. They're too much work.

You know what, I like this white text dooda. It's kind of cool. CYBERCULTS RULE!

The best thing is
Itīs makin logically unsound paranoid hehe! thatīs soo cool. An invisible cyber cult we are!

*calm-before-the-storm vioce*well i have only many things to say to that *vioce ends*:

NO, YOUR NOT, I AM A COOL AS ICE PERSON THAT DOES NOT GET PARANOID *shakes in paranioa* "TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME" YOU BUM
GODDAMIT WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE INSECURE- STOP MAKING BLOODY CULTS!!
WES WAS FINE, WES WAS COOL, BUT THIS IS JUST SILLY!!
1. WES
2. AVATAR
3. CYBERCULT
YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT
"THREE TIMES THE WANKER"???????
*vioce begins again* bye for now *voice ends again*

I leave to clean my room for an hour, and we have a machine cult. Tsk-tsk.

As long as man tells machine what to do, machine is more of an idiot than man. Therefore, how dare you worship a bigger idiot than yourselves?

What is the point to write messages in white if noone knows what the heck you're saying?

Where is sanity?

dream walker started it. its his fault. once he stops i will too.

Is there a new cult?

Is there a Dreamwalker?

Dreamwalker didn't start it. Don't point fingers. Simply confess, and I'll forgive you. :D

sadly YES, this bloody cybersult thing. please stop it
"im getting angry"

I see no cult. Dunno what you are talking about. :confused:
but there is, there is. There is a shadow cult. ti ees not nac tsuj uoy

Dreamwalker, simply admit it. There is a cybercult, started by Thor, to which you friggen agreed! If it's three people it's a cult!

There are no people, there is no cult, nothing of the kind.
selur tluc eht

drawler, stop talking in those wierd toungues or whatever.
YOU know theres a cult.
btw, whitewolf, id check anything drawler says by highlighting it too make sure theres no hidden message *eye twitches* lol

What strange tongues? I see none :confused:
soahc eht yebo

Wow. And he tries to write backwards, too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.........
Dreamie is having too much fun with this!

yeah, i didnt notice it was backwards *shame*



Dreamies an idiot

hey whoever said that better watch it, its not his fault!!

Oh, I wanted to wait until unsound tries to decipher it, taking it for the klingon language or something like that. :(

i dont know klingon, nor do i care.
"i am not a trekkie"

I thought it was German at first, but then I thought, nah, that would be pointless.
Why would he write in "strange tongues"?

cause hes strange and even stranger.

Hehe was quite funny thought. BTW German looks quite different.
Und ob es das tut. unsound ist ein paranoider einfaltspinsel.O caos governa ainda o moron. Vocę será sempre governt pelo caos! curva para baixo!

A stranger he may be, but not strange. I know just his kind....

there is no chaos. all is order. order, as designed by the Great White Wolf.


Muahaha.

Das hättest du wohl gerne?

Well, quit yelling and link me to a german-english dictionary at least.

Try google :D they got a translation tool.

Elogie el caos

Sorry Dreamie, it still makes no sense.

Why? "You would have that probably gladly?" makes so much sense does it not?

Well, ok it means something like: You would like to have it that way, donīt you.

It relates to this
there is no chaos. all is order. order, as designed by the Great White Wolf.

i have limitied grasp of german - i did it at school before i got ill (bout 8 months in total)

so i have very little idea bout what you are prattling on about.
however- i am NOT PARANIOD
chaos doesnt rule mate, that defies the point.

trying to put it to gether from http://dict.leo.org/ is a pain.

I hate to have it that way, but such is reality. live with it, or you will die shortly.

want to be tortured? i'll write messages in MY native tongue, and in white, and backwards. then we'll see....

what is your native tounge?

youknow, if it hadnt been for the fact that the cesspool counts for nothing i would now have about 780 posts. dammit.
that must be near some sort of reacord for about threed days.

Yes, sadly because of the cesspool I also lost many posts, but I am not on this board to increase my post count as a kind of competition.

Just as information, those posts of mine were composed of different languages. Like german, spanish, portugese and english.
As well as the satanic tongue of spelling everything sdrawkcab.

If your former question was directed at me, my native language is german, wheras I am also capable of conversing in english, french and spanish.

My native tongue is Russian, with it's lovely grammar. Doesn't look half as scary untill you try learning it. It's one of the hardest languages, at least in Europe, if I remember right. Things aren't spelled as they're said, and sentence structure is torturous.
What is the language easiness rating, anyways?

I donīt really know, I just know that japanese is though, I learned it a bit. (or at least tried to)

im not actually in this as a competition, i was just saying that for three days it seems somehow ridiculously high.

russian always seems cool, like that scene at the end of blade 1. i like it, and id learn it except im very lazy and was put of languages by two consecutive bitches of french teachers for a total of 3 years.
japenese is wicked as well.

You dreamy parasite.
Besides that, you've better write stuff in white, I check every post!

I was tortued by just one bitch of a french teacher.
But for 5 years following.
And than I got another bitch as spanish teacher for a year.

ok i will start now again
heyhey watch the parasite references. you really hurt my feelings now *sobs theatrically*

Oops, sorry whitewolf.
I was nearly over with the writing in white.

hehehehe well ive missed 2 years of school so i got off lightly.
but, dam,
i hated her, i hated her. HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE FUCKING BITCH