The level of posts on here was so bloody awful for three months I decided to say "fuck you" to my awards. That may have pleased some people, and to them I say "fuck you". The level of posts in the past three months haven't been better, but principle alone dictates. Thus, here is a less than a half-hearted attempt at undue/due recognition:

Better posters:

Rosa, Invert, gendanken, Rathieire, Stryder, ....

I"ll add 5 more. the hed has to refresh some memories.

I nominate myself for most immature poster.

aah this award seems a lot less glamorous then the last one?
http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=33016

Hey, hey. Glad to know my rambling doesn't turn people away.

(I'm a poet and I didn't even know it. Ok, I did know it. Sue me. :p)

I take it I'm listed after Rosa because she's got the logic down? And before Gendanken because I'm so much nicer?

Heh heh.

aah this award seems a lot less glamorous then the last one?

What's funny is that I was just checking out an award thread just a couple of days ago. Strange coincidence that this one appears now.

And, yes, the previous one was much more illustrious.

Hey, hey. Glad to know my rambling doesn't turn people away.


Maybe it turns away a certain kind of people but not the Hed.

True, true. Thanks for raining on my brief delisions of grandeur, Spurious. I think I'll ramble on over here and cry for a bit now. :(

It is just a postulation.

What'd you call me? A pustulation? Why I oughta... :D

I know. I'm a bloody genius, over here. I know I'm the best on the forums. Even better than Rosa because I'm not restrained by formal logic. I shine in chaos and headnoise. :D ;)

I'm an immature monkey who drives away women by showering them with desperation. What would you rather be?

Hmmm. Tough call. I'd say... ME!

Maybe you could join a cult centered around me and that would improve your life. The sexies love me, you know. Can't get enough of the nexmeister! Oh yeah!

Or there's always the Wes cult to fall back on. Or maybe a real world cult. At first you don't get ladies, but if you show initiative and work your way up in the ranks, you get all the ladies you want. Oh yeah!! :D Just don't join a cult where you have to castrate yourself. Kinda defeats the purpose.

I'm not saying that women don't want me. It is after they have me I drive them away.

You want drive them away once you join the cult. They'll be brainwashed into worshipping you. They'll have to dragged off of you and deprogrammed in a seedy hotel room somewhere before they stop singing the praises of the wondrous monkey god.

Ok then...where do i sign up?

the monkey is a god?? *shock and awe*
oh, you mean god of the kindergarteners. that makes sense

I think I should be made moderator of the cesspool, because I am such a cult icon.

spuriousmonkey familli foto :)

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/assets/Howlers.jpg

The Hed will be so upset with these off topic remarks. This thread is turning exactly in to what he was so loathing in sciforums social dynamics in the last few months

ups cross thread posting... wrong thread :), it was ment for this thread http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=39085

by what measument are thefauntainhead rating posters anyway, is it by the ancient "what i like is the best" rule ? :)

this is the worst Sciforums Awards yet. :(

i think the judge is cheating, his clearly being bribed by Nexus and Rosa

this is the worst Sciforums Awards yet
It is by FAR the worst. My madness however always has a purpose, no?

i think the judge is cheating, his clearly being bribed by Nexus and Rosa

That is HE IS.

I see, I am facing a bribe charge. And it looks that I will be considered guilty, no matter what I did or will do.


What is my crime? Have I not used enough bad language? Have I tried to maintain a certain level of readability -- even though English is my third language? Have I been nice to people?

And all this is considered to be a bribe?


No wonder this is the worst SciForums Award.
The sight is dismal.

I think the poster was joking, milady.

This 4th awards thread stinks in comparison to the other three because the past 5 months on here have been on the whole, awful. No new ideas. Even though the wandering fool is as said, mostly a fool, he at least had original ideas.

Also, there seems to be an underappreciation for the vitriolic. It seems to me that considering the demographics, the vitriolic would go hand in hand with the erudite.

I had new ideas. Nobody saw them, because they didn't understand.

Can I nominate Vern for most crazy?
Can I nominate M*W for wise matriarchal figure?

That is HE IS.


ooh you like correcting grama, if you feal bored 1 day you can go true my previous posts, for hours appone hours of fun, dont hesitate to pm your corrections other wise i never learn you know :)

Oh you like correcting grandmother, if your veal is born one day, you can go find the truth in my previous posts, for hours upon hours of sun, don't hesitate to PM your corrections other wise men will never learn from you now :(


how is dat?

da da, thats the spirite, damn you crack me up :)

do you know how hard it is to resiste spamming more the 3 threads

I think i deserve to be best poster this time.

Most prolific

Most intellectual

Most immature

basically everything most.

I nominate spuriousmonkey for second place as egoistical jackass. I state the post above as proof:

I think i deserve to be best poster this time.

Most prolific

Most intellectual

Most immature

basically everything most.

of course paulsamuel is first place. :D where is that SOB by the way? I must have scared him off with my nudity! or perhaps his imagination of me calling him drove him to insanity, which ever.

What thread above? I don't have any thread above this one.

nope no thread above, spurious for president

this thread, silly :D

If I am second only in one category and there are at least 5 categories (as we have now seen) i would still win the general category of best poster.

Even though the wandering fool is as said, mostly a fool, he at least had original ideas.

Who are you talking about now? That's the first time fool has been used in this thread. But wandering is close to another word. Hmm.

WEll, I blame it on the fact a lot of us have been here for a while, and cant be bothered arguing about random shit like we used to. I mean even Gendanken isnt saying much interesting just now.

Then we've got people like "madantonywayne" and "towards" and "Pangloss" who are fairly even tempered and give undecided a run for his money. (that reminds me, did we ever decide who undecided was?)

WEll, I blame it on the fact a lot of us have been here for a while, and cant be bothered arguing about random shit like we used to. I mean even Gendanken isnt saying much interesting just now.


Yeah...1+ year old memebers can only go on about nihilism, abortion, Iraq, U.S bashing, race etc etc etc for so long before it becomes absurd even to them.

That's where imagination comes in. If you can't think of something interesting to talk about, then you shouldn't even think about calling yourselves intellectuals. There is always more to discuss. Always. Tangents. Beautiful and wondrous tangents. Chaos and headnoise abound in the vagaries of time and space. Pattern-seeking obssesivos do not despair for lack of material. It's all about us. In the very air we breathe.

That's where imagination comes in. If you can't think of something interesting to talk about, then you shouldn't even think about calling yourselves intellectuals. There is always more to discuss. Always. Tangents. Beautiful and wondrous tangents. Chaos and headnoise abound in the vagaries of time and space. Pattern-seeking obssesivos do not despair for lack of material. It's all about us. In the very air we breathe.

Yes, giving in to the pleasures of debate, just like the old theologians in Paris used to do.
And lo what came out -- the mountain shook, and born was a mouse.

And from that mouse the world was shaped. With us the meanest microbe swimming through it's putrid gut. :D

And from that mouse the world was shaped. With us the meanest microbe swimming through it's putrid gut. :D

And us microbes created the putrid environment so that the mouse would be sickened and we could discuss.

Brilliant! That's exactly what I mean. Always there is a way to discuss. More to discuss. Some tangent that might shed light on some new facet of thought.

Patterns exist everywhere in nature. All we have to do is find them.

You've just moved up on the maturity scale, Spurious. :D Maybe I'll start up my own awards? Nah. Too much hassle methinks.



By the way, the Hed never explained his fool statement. What up, Hed? Rambling a fool does not make in my book. I would confess to being drawn into nonproductive conversation (hence my post count) but when I am on a serious subject, I am serious on the subject. Rambling merely sheds light upon the tangents. Sometimes they roam too far and I need to be reined in. Sometimes, the conversation follows these tangents as more interesting than the original topic. I'd say that many threads are far too orderly and staid. Topic is a disease at times. One must think in bunches. Patterns. Connections.

Foolish?


Ahh. By the way, the Fool in the tarot deck is not really a bad card. It signifies the innocent beginner. He who is beginning his journey. He who travels through the high deck becoming each card in turn until he finally fulfills his destiny and becomes the World. The tarot is crap as far as the occult goes but it is treasure for pattern-seekers.

come on, stop being so sensitive.

I said wandering fool. aka Wanderer. He is a member. It's my own nick for him.

Proceed....

Ok. I actually thought that at first, but as he is nowhere around and the only similar mention in the thread was of rambling... :p

Some people are most sensitive. At times. And I am no exception. :D


Edit: Added thought. Such are the perils of endlessly seeking patterns. There is always some connection to something somewhere.

And us microbes created the putrid environment so that the MUSE would be sickened and we could discuss.

...

I see that you have three interesting points to add to the discussion my dear Rosie.

I see that you have three interesting points to add to the discussion my dear Rosie.

Actually one. And ain't it deliciously indirect?

I see that you have three interesting points to add to the discussion my dear Rosie.

Inter arma silent Musae.

Inter arma silent Musae.

For those who don't speak latin.

Inter arma silent Musae. - The muses are silent amongst war.

War? Has there been a declaration then? Has it gone through congress? :D

It's possible that one refers to another war. Ha ha. ;)

Do you really need to go through congress to go to war?

I assume that for instance the US president has a big shiny red button next to its alarmclock on the night table in his precious white house.

One press and missiles are flying.

Well, maybe you are right. That wouldn't technically be war. That would be total annihilation.

I think I know now why Hed admonished to being more vitriolic.

Who has been a good poster then?

Who has been a good poster then?

In this thread? :D Well, I've made a few innovative comments. You took the ball and ran with it on the mouse thing. Rosa has made some interesting comments.

Best? It's kinda relative, ain't it? :D

Oh. Good. Breadsticks for everyone!!

I think I know now why Hed admonished to being more vitriolic.

Yes. As I've said in the past it's best to speak your mind. No one likes a cat that won't play with the mouse. Or the grasshopper.

And I'll speak my mind right now. Enough with this stupid sniping. It's ridiculous. Don't you think? We had good conversations once. It's such a shame that things have degenerated this way. At least call me an asshole and stop dancing.

We sully FountainHed's thread with this childish crap.

Apologies FountainHed. This is the last offtopic remark I make in this thread.

Who has been a good poster then?

Well, since there are no preset categories, I'll suggest some, together with my nominees:


The strictest logician: Alpha.
The warmest logician: Raithere.
The most provocative: Gendanken.
The concisest and briefest: Spuriousmonkey.
The most-opposite-of-chaotic chaotic: Dreamwalker.
Best newcomer: Bourgeoisie.
The most messianic: Leo Volont.
The all-around-dearest: SargentLard.
The most noble-minded: Jenyar.

Then we've got people like "madantonywayne" and "towards" and "Pangloss" who are fairly even tempered and give undecided a run for his money. (that reminds me, did we ever decide who undecided was?)

My, thanks for that news…there is so little I actually know about myself!

Yay, I have an award proposition! :D

Alas, where do you see chaos?

Alas, where do you see chaos?

In your avatars, titles ...

I like to start thinking of people the way they choose to represent themselves.

I like to start thinking of people the way they choose to represent themselves.


what do you think of say Undecided, he changed avatar amout a million times the last month all. Multipersonality disorter ?

what do you think of say Undecided, he changed avatar amout a million times the last month all. Multipersonality disorter ?

I don't know about Undecided. But Dreamwalker tends to have avatars that say "chaos", and his titles are also in that direction sometimes.

well thats true Dreamwalker would be the best non-chaotic chaotic

Who is Jenyar?, a poster in the religious forums

what do you think of say Undecided, he changed avatar amout a million times the last month all. Multipersonality disorter

You know you like it…

I still vote for Mr G as the one who most needs a sword thrust to the face.

And apart from that, i stand by my comments about people getting a little bored. And lets not forget that mere intellectualism is just a foppish diversion. I myself am part intellectual, part idealist, romantic, scientist and one or two other things, and so ultimately simple intellectual discussion is not my thing. In a place called sciforums one would like to think theres less place for it.

And apart from that, i stand by my comments about people getting a little bored.

If one is bored, one should ask how this boredom came to be. Could it be that one wasn't interesting enough himself, and thus contributed to the general feeling of boredom?

I wish to avoid comments that I am being indirect [you know who you are].
I would just like to stress that complaining about being bored does not help one bit; and instead of complaining, one should rather roll up one's sleeves and contribute something interesting -- or not complain.

Also, becoming bored is a frequent natural consequence of being exposed to something for too long.


And lets not forget that mere intellectualism is just a foppish diversion.

My, aren't we snobbbbish.

This is the internet: How visceral can one get with one's keyboard?!


I myself am part intellectual, part idealist, romantic, scientist and one or two other things, and so ultimately simple intellectual discussion is not my thing. In a place called sciforums one would like to think theres less place for it.

So you want SF to be more like real life?
I can understand that. However, online, the physical contact is missing, therefore communication is bound to become "abstract".

If one is bored, one should ask how this boredom came to be. Could it be that one wasn't interesting enough himself, and thus contributed to the general feeling of boredom?
When I feel bored, I dont post. From this, I find it hard to find how I contribute to the general feelings of boredom.


I wish to avoid comments that I am being indirect [you know who you are].
I would just like to stress that complaining about being bored does not help one bit; and instead of complaining, one should rather roll up one's sleeves and contribute something interesting -- or not complain.
Indeed. You probably hav'nt noticed, but I hav'nt opened a thread saying "I'm bored, entertain me", rather I have suggested it as a reason as to why these hed awards are rather dull this time round.


Also, becoming bored is a frequent natural consequence of being exposed to something for too long.
Precisely. Once youve watched some pro-gun people argue with some anti-gun people for the third time, (and its the same pople doing the arguing) you get a bit tired. Whats the point in arguing with someone when you have no chance of changing each others minds and you arent introducing any new arguments or techniques into the fray?





My, aren't we snobbbbish.

This is the internet: How visceral can one get with one's keyboard?!

Do you mean in an intellectual or anti-intellectual way?
As for viscerality, just think with your guts.


So you want SF to be more like real life?
I can understand that. However, online, the physical contact is missing, therefore communication is bound to become "abstract".
I dont want it to be more like real life, its just that the medium imposes certain limitations upon interactions here, as you say, and perhaps I havtn explained what i mean very well. I mean the kind of word play stuff that a lot of people do, that ends up arguing over words and definitions and ideas, without relating them to "reality" or any overall scheme/ plan.

When I feel bored, I dont post. From this, I find it hard to find how I contribute to the general feelings of boredom.

These words of Henry James I take very much to heart : "You have no excuse for being bored anywhere." If I feel bored, I see myself as the party that needs to take some action, be it changing myself or trying to contribute to a more jolly atmosphere.


Indeed. You probably hav'nt noticed, but I hav'nt opened a thread saying "I'm bored, entertain me", rather I have suggested it as a reason as to why these hed awards are rather dull this time round.

Well, then this board being a dull and boring place is to be considered a fact?


"Also, becoming bored is a frequent natural consequence of being exposed to something for too long."

Precisely. Once youve watched some pro-gun people argue with some anti-gun people for the third time, (and its the same pople doing the arguing) you get a bit tired.

Hm. If I see that I am getting bored of something, and I know that boredom is a natural consequence of over-exposure, I *clean up on my part*. I don't blame others for not being "interesting enough".


Whats the point in arguing with someone when you have no chance of changing each others minds

If this is your concern, then it would be good to ask yourself what it is that you want out of an argument.


and you arent introducing any new arguments or techniques into the fray?

Well, then get some new arguments and techniques!


"My, aren't we snobbbbish."

Do you mean in an intellectual or anti-intellectual way?

You've just reminded me: I suppose, yes, there must be different kinds of snobism. But, a snob is a snob, intellectual or anti-intellectual.


As for viscerality, just think with your guts.

How visceral is it if I *type* "you fucking little mothafucker, why can't you understand what I've been telling you, you cunt" or "oh my most precious darling, this is just brilliant what you've just said, I love you for this" (this, only examples, nothing personal)??
These words have to come with the voice, the facial expressions, the gestures!! Reading them feels rather pathetic -- although a new culture is well under way ...


I mean the kind of word play stuff that a lot of people do, that ends up arguing over words and definitions and ideas, without relating them to "reality" or any overall scheme/ plan.

Oh. You mean like giving in to the pleasures of debate?

These words of Henry James I take very much to heart : "You have no excuse for being bored anywhere." If I feel bored, I see myself as the party that needs to take some action, be it changing myself or trying to contribute to a more jolly atmosphere.
Thats your opinion. I was being not bored elswhere, off the board. (look, i resisted the tempation to do a joke about bored and board, ok?)


Well, then this board being a dull and boring place is to be considered a fact?
An opinion of various posters, related to their own views on what is interesting.



Hm. If I see that I am getting bored of something, and I know that boredom is a natural consequence of over-exposure, I *clean up on my part*. I don't blame others for not being "interesting enough".
Have I blamed others? I suppose so. But if you measure something and it doesnt measure up, do you not then say "its too short."



If this is your concern, then it would be good to ask yourself what it is that you want out of an argument.



Well, then get some new arguments and techniques!
Its not actually possible in many of these arguments. All you can wait for is the next new study or bomb to be dropped or something. Techniques are just tools, and I prefer to let things stand for themselves.



You've just reminded me: I suppose, yes, there must be different kinds of snobism. But, a snob is a snob, intellectual or anti-intellectual.
So your calling me a snob? Thats fighting talk around here.




How visceral is it if I *type* "you fucking little mothafucker, why can't you understand what I've been telling you, you cunt" or "oh my most precious darling, this is just brilliant what you've just said, I love you for this" (this, only examples, nothing personal)??
These words have to come with the voice, the facial expressions, the gestures!! Reading them feels rather pathetic -- although a new culture is well under way ...
Not really visceral. It depends on how I react, and whether i feel rather bored that I've seen those words a million times before, and of course, I dont know what facial expressions go with them, since each person has their own individual ones. I dislike imagining them to go with a person i dont know. Whats this new culture?


Oh. You mean like giving in to the pleasures of debate?
No. I find that boring. What i want is to arrive at some kind of tentative conclusion, not show off my rhetoric. Or share experience or suchlike. Mere debate reminds me too much of politics and stuff.

(look, i resisted the tempation to do a joke about bored and board, ok?)

I dearly thank you for this, kind sir.


Have I blamed others? I suppose so. But if you measure something and it doesnt measure up, do you not then say "its too short."

That entrely depends on what this thing that you are measuring should measure up to. So what is this thing you are measuring up to?


Its not actually possible in many of these arguments. All you can wait for is the next new study or bomb to be dropped or something.

Yes, that's sad. All we can do is sit and wait ... sit and wait for something to happen. And when the power runs out, we'll just hum ... type in vain, hoping there is some magic force out there who hears us.


Techniques are just tools, and I prefer to let things stand for themselves.

Of course they are just tools. How many can you use? How many books on informal logic have you studied?


So your calling me a snob? Thats fighting talk around here.

I didn't call you a snob. I said: "You've just reminded me: I suppose, yes, there must be different kinds of snobism. But, a snob is a snob, intellectual or anti-intellectual." Where does this say that I think that *you* are a snob?


Whats this new culture?

Well, I don't know that much about it. But I do know that they are all very polite, decent, intelligent, educated. They are indeed a wonderful people.


No. I find that boring. What i want is to arrive at some kind of tentative conclusion, not show off my rhetoric.

For that, there must be a purpose assigned to a thread, explicitly. As if it were a school-project.

I dearly thank you for this, kind sir.
No problem.


That entrely depends on what this thing that you are measuring should measure up to. So what is this thing you are measuring up to?
My own opinions and standards of debate etc. And what I feel I want to get out of it at the time. Not to mention the simple fact I've been so busy recently that arguments I might have jumped into with gusto just dont seem interesting.



Yes, that's sad. All we can do is sit and wait ... sit and wait for something to happen. And when the power runs out, we'll just hum ... type in vain, hoping there is some magic force out there who hears us.
Indeed. All things come to he who waits. At least it gives time to put the kettle on, for those so minded.




Of course they are just tools. How many can you use? How many books on informal logic have you studied?
WEll, in case you havnt noticed, some people look to me like confusing the tools with the argument. I think the fountainhed gets very close to that myself. I have yet to find any books on informal logic, having enough trouble getting the classic logic stuff.



I didn't call you a snob. I said: "You've just reminded me: I suppose, yes, there must be different kinds of snobism. But, a snob is a snob, intellectual or anti-intellectual." Where does this say that I think that *you* are a snob?
Why bring it up if it isnt related to me?



Well, I don't know that much about it. But I do know that they are all very polite, decent, intelligent, educated. They are indeed a wonderful people.
What I mean is, what is their new culture, whats it all about, got any links, etc, do you mean the culture formed around merely reading stuff on screen, or the use of smilies or what?



For that, there must be a purpose assigned to a thread, explicitly. As if it were a school-project.
Mostly there is. At least in the areas I post in. I havnt argued with you much before, because our areas of interest dont overlap.

And, see how things have gotten more interesting, just because i complained that it was a bit boring in here?

I hate these line by line reply posts. I should stop doing them myself too

yeah one lines suck, they leave little room for discussion

yeah one lines suck,
Isn't that a rather negative view?


they leave little room for discussion
I agree



(i just made a point.)

(I just made a point)


no you didn't, you asked a Q and agree to something

no you didn't,
I did

you
Who is you really?

you asked a Q

Was it a question really, or don't you believe in god at all?

and agree to something
Do you have references for this bold statement?


(i made the same point again)

i think you point dont have a point, yes?

Who is you really?
You are I

Was it a question really
Yes it was

or don't you believe in god at all?
Dont belive in god, put a message on his answering machine and he never phone back, that wanker?

Dont belive in god, put a message on his answering machine and he never phone back, that wanker?

That is rude. He must be a woman.

He must be a woman


shemale or Hermaphrodite?, anyway i find women are better at call back,

Why bring it up if it isnt related to me?

True. How very stupid of me. I shall in all obey your wise advice, kind sir.


What I mean is, what is their new culture, whats it all about, got any links, etc, do you mean the culture formed around merely reading stuff on screen, or the use of smilies or what?

Here's a link (http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=11558).


Mostly there is. At least in the areas I post in. I havnt argued with you much before, because our areas of interest dont overlap.

Indeed, we haven't met before.


And, see how things have gotten more interesting, just because i complained that it was a bit boring in here?

Yes, you are right. It is now soooo interesting.

True. How very stupid of me. I shall in all obey your wise advice, kind sir.
PLease dont start going olde worlde on me.



Here's a link (http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=11558).

Ahhh, you mean this kind of online culture. Want to start a thread on it?


Indeed, we haven't met before.
Hail fellow well met.



Yes, you are right. It is now soooo interesting.
It must be since you are still posting, right?

OOhhhhhh.

Why don't you start a thread nominating the thousand and one reasons a lonely black boy has for annoying the shit of women here, asking for their pics? Filling their inbox with drunken gibberish?
Or the 345.522 reasons he has for posting up stupid award threads?

Take me off that fucking list and put Guthrie on, he's so interesting.

You are a marked woman. You are on the list.

awww, how nice. I can feel the love already.

How about a million and one reasons why an intellectually and physically insecure white chick has taken on such an agressive personality to hide her so feeble self? This is getting tired gendy.

Isn't what you wanted from talking about your pic was for a "lonely black guy" to play along and pester you? Has it been so long that what you need attempt yet another proctrated nonsense? I'm bored of it. You pm me just as much as I do, now fuck off and go annoy someone else.

And no, I won't take you off the bloody list.

You are a marked woman. You are on the list.

Hold on -- is what you stated transitive: If one is on the list, then one is marked?!
Does this make me marked too? Am I marked anyway?

***

Fountainhed,

I've been wanting to ask this since the beginning of this thread -- I thought it would be clarified in the course of time, but it hasn't been yet.

So I am asking:
Why am I on the list?
I don't mean to be ungrateful, but for my own benefit, I want particular and detail descriptions of how I have earned that position.

PLease dont start going olde worlde on me.

Alright, I shan't do it anymore, kind sir.


Ahhh, you mean this kind of online culture. Want to start a thread on it?

I take you are more acquainted with it than me -- so it may be more beneficient if you would start a thread on it. I'd be much obliged if I could partake in that debate.


It must be since you are still posting, right?

Oh yes. I have my funs.

Hold on -- is what you stated transitive: If one is on the list, then one is marked?!
Does this make me marked too? Am I marked anyway?


If you are the list you have to take the train.

does she have to pay for her own ticket or does that come with the nomination

Believe me...you don't want to pay for that train ride and it is definitely not a free ride.


(am I being enigmatic enough?) :o

Believe me

why, are you trust worthy?


you don't want to pay for that train ride

what if I did, what would it cost?


and it is definitely not a free ride.

so we know its not free, but does the nomination come with a ticket?


(am I being enigmatic enough?)


who knows, I don't, do you, what if i did know

Gendy, just put some of the messages on an open thread.

I'm not interesting, well not generally. I'm just a bit eccentric.

If you are the list you have to take the train.

Some useful advice for you: If you get bitten by a shark, push the snout up, and the shark will let go.

Gendy, just put some of the messages on an open thread.


What messages?

Alright, I shan't do it anymore, kind sir.
sarky.



I take you are more acquainted with it than me -- so it may be more beneficient if you would start a thread on it. I'd be much obliged if I could partake in that debate.
When I can actually think of a point of interest. I have a thread on houses up and running just now in free thoughts if you'd like to add anything.



Oh yes. I have my funs.
Good good.

awww, how nice. I can feel the love already.

How about a million and one reasons why an intellectually and physically insecure white chick has taken on such an agressive personality to hide her so feeble self? This is getting tired gendy.
Isn't what you wanted from talking about your pic was for a "lonely black guy" to play along and pester you? Has it been so long that what you need attempt yet another proctrated nonsense? I'm bored of it. You pm me just as much as I do, now fuck off and go annoy someone else.

And no, I won't take you off the bloody list.
HA, you stupid fucking retard don't they teach you common sense in the ghetto?

Just like the ugliest creep in the bunch to imagine everything a girl he cannot have says is said direclty to him.
Gendanken is blabbing about her pic buried somewhere in site feedback. OF COURSE this can only mean she's doing it for my black ass!!
Yes, that's right!
And I'm too intellectually insecure let alone white to defecate on your fucking lies so I'll piss on them instead- I don't pm you as much as you do me, little boy. You're the one with his nose up my crotch.

so eeh why dont you 2 get married

HA, you stupid fucking retard don't they teach you common sense in the ghetto?
Nah, but I suppose they do teach you how to be a peabrained redneck in the trailer park, eh?

Just like the ugliest creep in the bunch to imagine everything a girl he cannot have says is said direclty to him.
Gendanken is blabbing about her pic buried somewhere in site feedback. OF COURSE this can only mean she's doing it for my black ass!!
Yes, that's right!
No, it simply means you sought the bloody attention your "cocktease" brought. I asked if you were DEB, Xev, Yesemina, DearProduce or Mallory, and you said you were not. This was three bloody days ago, so what the hell is up with you?

Are you:

1. Having PMS?
2. In need of bloody attention?
3. Bored?
4. In pain because the last fucker left you half way there?
5. Incapable of getting off my dick?

And I'm too intellectually insecure let alone white to defecate on your fucking lies so I'll piss on them instead- I don't pm you as much as you do me, little boy. You're the one with his nose up my crotch.
Why don't you do a count, until then suit your bloody self!

There are better ways to attempt getting a thread closed than by attempting to annoy me. In any case, bravo to me for having known your insecurities would see more to this bloody thread than there is.

Three more additions to those who brought some creativity in thought to this place is said trimester:

Jenyar, Tiassa, Connelly.


And Rosa, I used the very same criteria I have always used:

Criteria:
1. Makes well-developed and supported arguments devoid of obsessive generalizations and fallacies (especially ad hominen).
2. Provides original and enlightening perspectives otherwise missed by the masses.
3. Presents a valid viewpoint regardless of backlash
4. Language
5. Posts within the past 3 months (100+)

so eeh why dont you 2 get married
PETA.

Fountainboy:
Nah, but I suppose they do teach you how to be a peabrained redneck in the trailer park, eh?

Not to mention the boiling of possum, possum.

Are you:

1. Having PMS?
2. In need of bloody attention?
3. Bored?
4. In pain because the last fucker left you half way there?
5. Incapable of getting off my dick?

Try 6.

My finding out that you, a slut, were going around playing Lothario.
Nothing, brother, nothing irks one more than knowing the little runt in the litter thinks he's something more than an ugly pig.

bravo to me for having known your insecurities would see more to this bloody thread than there is.
What? Can't I be annoyed to find myself nominated for something you put little thought into?
Something hashed up just 'cuase?

Rosa:
I don't mean to be ungrateful, but for my own benefit, I want particular and detail descriptions of how I have earned that position.
Nothing to be grateful for.
He logged on one day, bored as fuck, saw the first three or four names in a thread and dumped them in an instathread- this one.
Mostly in response to his being ignored.

PETA.

Give me a fucking break. Why not simply stick a foot in your mouth?

Try 6.

Unfucking needed. I know you enough.

My finding out that you, a slut, were going around playing Lothario.
Nothing, brother, nothing irks one more than knowing the little runt in the litter thinks he's something more than an ugly pig.
What the fuck, are you riddled by contradictions or what? Put down the bloody thesaurus or at least try to read the meaningS of a word before you use it. When there are many connations, you leave yourself with oil wanting to be fired.

What? Can't I be annoyed to find myself nominated for something you put little thought into?
Oh, fuck off. You've done worse. Besides, if the bloody reasons to start were based primarily on principle and a cause to fucking lament, I preceded the list with "due/undue". Even you are able to comprehenend the underlying subtlety.

Something hashed up just 'cuase?[/quote[
"just 'cause" says get the fuck off my dick. I've had enough.

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Nothing to be grateful for.
He logged on one day, bored as fuck, saw the first three or four names in a thread and dumped them in an instathread- this one.
Mostly in response to his being ignored.

"Ignored"-- that's stupid. Boredom and principle may have prompted an awards thread this the trimester did not deserve, but so what?

F:
Why not simply stick a foot in your mouth
'Cause then we'd be twins.
You with your hoof in yours all the time.....

Unfucking needed. I know you enough.

No, you don't. But boy have you tried.
What the fuck, are you riddled by contradictions or what? Put down the bloody thesaurus or at least try to read the meaningS of a word before you use it. When there are many connations, you leave yourself with oil wanting to be fired.

Pause.
Contradictions?
Contradictions?

In black fucking white have I given my reasons both for you to take me off this stupid list and my lashing out at you in this thread.

You're the oily one, Crisco.

Oh, fuck off. You've done worse. Besides, if the bloody reasons to start were based primarily on principle and a cause to fucking lament, I preceded the list with "due/undue". Even you are able to comprehenend the underlying subtlety.

How's this for thesaurus:

The reasons for this thread are inane, asinine, birdbrained, daft, ditzy, driveling, empty, fatuous, flat, foolish, frivolous, futile, harebrained, idiotic, illogical, imbecilic, innocuous, insipid, jejune, jerky, lamebrained, laughable, meaningless, Mickey Mouse, mindless, nerdy, pointless, puerile, ridiculous, sappy, senseless, silly, trifling, unintelligent, vacant.......all the thousand and one things reminiscent of lonely, lonely putos.

Gendanken,
That was a tedious read. I won't take you off the list so fuck off. Besides, didn;t u always aspire to be on one?

The reasons for this thread are inane, asinine, birdbrained, daft, ditzy, driveling, empty, fatuous, flat, foolish, frivolous, futile, harebrained, idiotic, illogical, imbecilic, innocuous, insipid, jejune, jerky, lamebrained, laughable, meaningless, Mickey Mouse, mindless, nerdy, pointless, puerile, ridiculous, sappy, senseless, silly, trifling, unintelligent, vacant.......all the thousand and one things reminiscent of lonely, lonely putos.
I'm glad to see you see using your thesaurus. I usually ignore threads I deem inane or unintelligent. Try it.



Add to list the affable and always very good, FraggleRocker.

Eat shit, Fountain.

What is really your problem, woman?

I've been seeing these awards for the entire year that I'm here, and neither I, nor my favorite posters are ever nominated. The awards have always seemed like creepy crap.

who are your favourite posters?

Besides, there are ten spots. And I do read your posts.

And by the way Kunax is right, Invert did bribe me.

And by the way Kunax is right, Invert did bribe me.

With what? My good looks and charm? Ha!

What is really your problem, woman?
That you even dared to try 'playing' with me, as those slavs you call women in the real world allow you to.

So fuckhead sends me this in a PM labeled "Why must you always be on my dick":

I am fucking serious
Expecting a reply.

Again, with the bloody wishful thinking he and the other flies cling on to.
Gendanken on that fat, thick, Caribbean dick huh?
Didn't I maul you once in a "look!" thread?
Coulda sworn it was you, Sambo.

Whitewolf:
I've been seeing these awards for the entire year that I'm here, and neither I, nor my favorite posters are ever nominated. The awards have always seemed like creepy crap.
You should have been the one nominated for this shit, considering your tripe:

"Every time, say I show up outside of my house", ( says this brilliant chick Whitewolf,) " there are at least two strangers who whistle, yell out hello, or say "niiiiiice" when I can hear it. Those are cleches, most guys find more creative ways to "start a conversation." Sometimes, it's a compliment, sometimes it's harassment, depending on my mood. I usually gaze into horizon, but lately, I started to look around at other people, and I noticed each guy at least gives me a glance.

Is it only NY men who do that? Is it only American men? Does every guy you know do that? Do you do that?

Nobody in their right mind would jump on your neck if you're a stranger on the street, so why do you do it? "

See right through you.

Vert:
You bribed him?

You bribed him?

I didn't bribe shit. I've never even talked to FountainHed other than this thread and a few words in the poem thread.

That you even dared to try 'playing' with me, as those slavs you call women in the real world allow you to.

What the fuck are on about? Most girls I sleep with are personality-wise, just like you. I enjoy the chase. And how did I try "playing" with you?

So fuckhead sends me this in a PM labeled "Why must you always be on my dick":
Expecting a reply.
You replied, except not in a pm, but then again I wasn't expecting you to.


Again, with the bloody wishful thinking he and the other flies cling on to.
What wish would that be? I've probably 100+ nonsensical pms from you. And you are on my dick-- straddling the fat thing like you've best cursed with little ones on pathetic guys all your life. Aka, get off my case.

Gendanken on that fat, thick, Caribbean dick huh?
Didn't I maul you once in a "look!" thread?
Coulda sworn it was you, Sambo.
Coulda sworn you were all noise. But your vitroil was fascinating THEN, for I still couldn't predict ya.

So now that you have satisfied your thirst, do you promise to be a good girl and clean up?

I didn't bribe shit. I've never even talked to FountainHed other than this thread and a few words in the poem thread.
Shut up invert, I threw a bone, allow the correct dog to pick up.

Pause.

I've probably 100+ nonsensical pms from you
Hellatious.
Allright, now I see what you're doing.

:Flush: Game over.

Kiss my ass.

I didn't bribe shit. I've never even talked to FountainHed other than this thread and a few words in the poem thread.


Denial is the first step.

Some useful advice for you: If you get bitten by a shark, push the snout up, and the shark will let go.

I have more advice for you:

If you are attacked by a spoon, take it out of your teacup while drinking.

These awards are creepy. I think Fountainhed especially selects obscure candidates to make it seem like he's some kind of hip fan of underground sciforums. He's too cool for pop sciforums, apparently.
I mean last time tiassa won... tiassa :confused:
Tiassa and the word "won", "win", "winning" or "winner" being in the same sentence just doesn't seem right, like there's a glitch in the universe or something. Tiassa inherently goes with words like- lost, lose, losing, loser, etc.
Thats the reality I know and love. Way to upset the fabric of the universe hed.
If you just genuinely selected the best rather than making obscure ?-inciting selections like some 14 year old goth telling other goths about her taste in music, we could avoid these bizarre mishaps.
Invert better have bribed you, and gendanken better be riding your fat dick.
Or you better have some psychological disorder that makes you swoon over mediocrity.

Basically what i'm getting at is- even though i haven't been posting lately, I should have been nominated purely because I have whined and complained every previous time you failed to nominate me. Are you some kind of moron? Why would you put yourself through this again?
Put me on the fucking list :mad: And don't give me any of that "criteria" bullshit either.

booohuuuuu no one selected poor Dr Lou *tears streams down my cheeks* criesss

Or kunax...

:(

You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!
You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me!

***

Never wrestle a pig: you'll be covered with shit, and the pig will like it.

Criteria:
1. Makes well-developed and supported arguments devoid of obsessive generalizations and fallacies (especially ad hominen).
2. Provides original and enlightening perspectives otherwise missed by the masses.
3. Presents a valid viewpoint regardless of backlash
4. Language
5. Posts within the past 3 months (100+)


1 to 4 i think :)

I see, I will have to become more assertive:

I do not wish to be on that list, as I have reasons to believe that my nomination is a result of a biased judgement.

Get off your horse Rosa, there is no more to you being oi the list except I chose you to be on the list. And of the list is biased--every fucking list is biased--according to the specific attributes I value in a poster. I listed the criteria. I will post the revised, correct list and your name WILL STILL be on it.

But you are starting to annoy me; I created the list, it gives kudos to certain members. If you don't appreciate being on the list, do me the favour of not voicing it. Perhaps spurious has led you to believe there is more than face value?

Never wrestle a pig: you'll be covered with shit, and the pig will like it.
This especially annoys me considering you were of the original bunch that hijacked and plummeted this thread into shit.

as I have reasons to believe that my nomination is a result of a biased judgement.
What the hell are you talking about? This is like talking to a thick wall. I wil not take you off the list. I don't care if you scream off the highest peak on kilimanjaro and monkey soldiers wearing AK47s come knocking on my bloody door. The list is as I see it.

Dr Lou:

Every trimester you go on your bloody rant and every bloody time I tell you I do not rate you amongst the ten best posters. Whilst you did very good in the previous trimester, this is a list of this past trimester.

These awards are creepy. I think Fountainhed especially selects obscure candidates to make it seem like he's some kind of hip fan of underground sciforums. He's too cool for pop sciforums, apparently.
I mean last time tiassa won... tiassa
What delusional vision of sciforums do you have whereby the leading poster is somehow obscure? Is there any regular member who unaware of Tiassa? By virtue of his ability to use the language and effort in his posts alone he deserves to be on the bloody list. Who the hell is the obscure user on the list? Every individual on the list has 1000+ posts. Get the hell out of the cesspool.

Tiassa and the word "won", "win", "winning" or "winner" being in the same sentence just doesn't seem right, like there's a glitch in the universe or something. Tiassa inherently goes with words like- lost, lose, losing, loser, etc.
Thats the reality I know and love. Way to upset the fabric of the universe hed.
Really, really delusional Lou. Besides you already messed up the fabric of the universe earlier by cursing me. You get one chance.

If you just genuinely selected the best rather than making obscure ?-inciting selections like some 14 year old goth telling other goths about her taste in music, we could avoid these bizarre mishaps.
Ahhh, so let's see. How's this list for you: wes 2 of N, 3 of N, 4 of N,....., spuriousmonkey, coolskilll, etc etc. more to your bloody taste?

Invert better have bribed you, and gendanken better be riding your fat dick.
Or you better have some psychological disorder that makes you swoon over mediocrity.
Nah, I have a set of criteria that says:

Tiassa, FraggleRocker, Stryderunknown, RosaMagika, gendanken, Raithere, Connely, Jenyar are all better posters than you.

Basically what i'm getting at is- even though i haven't been posting lately, I should have been nominated purely because I have whined and complained every previous time you failed to nominate me. Are you some kind of moron? Why would you put yourself through this again?
Nope, but you obviously are. Shouldn't you get the fucking hint that if you haven't been posting or your posts have been cespool-worthy junk of overgeneralizing gibberish, then by virtue of criterion 1 you won't make the list no matter how much of a bitch you become? Rosa gets on the list out of the sheer volume of her posts of the past three months and on providing a different viewpoint.

Put me on the fucking list And don't give me any of that "criteria" bullshit either.
Bend over like the bitch you are and after sticking your foot up your ass I might reconsider. But I very, very highly doubt it.

Ahhh, so let's see. How's this list for you: wes 2 of N, 3 of N, 4 of N,....., spuriousmonkey, coolskilll, etc etc. more to your bloody taste?


I'm 34, and you can't even being to understand the serious posts I make.

Loser.

What you do, RosaMagika, or anybody else who doesn't want Thefountainhed's head, should you be nominated for his award, is to pull a George C. Scott who refused his award for Patton in 1970-whatever, calling the ceremonies “a two-hour meat parade, a public display with contrived suspense for economic reasons.” Simple. You people should really work on your sense of suspense and timing before declining...

I'm 34, and you can't even being to understand the serious posts I make.

Loser.

What has your age got to do with anything :)?

thefountainhed, what qualifies you to be the judge of anything?, before a judge can judge he must be judge him self, do you think you have been found unqualified?

What has your age got to do with anything :)?



It bugs me that he calls me 14, when everybody knows my mental age is 8!

thefountainhed, what qualifies you to be the judge of anything?, before a judge can judge he must be judge him self, do you think you have been found unqualified?
My qualification is that I choose to host the awards. Found unqualifed by whom, the very same crowd that surfaces whenever I post my awards thread? Hell I could care to hell for their bloody opinions. Besides, these are my awards.

I'm 34, and you can't even being to understand the serious posts I make.

You rarely make serious posts. And I can underestand that this maybe a conscious choice as I have read serious ones from you under the biological science subforum. I still nevertheless find it disappointing and will thus desecrate at every allowable instance.

You people should really work on your sense of suspense and timing before declining...
A better rejection speech would also help.

I still nevertheless find it disappointing and will thus desecrate at every allowable instance.

You crack me up

edit - I actually have never even seen a post by you other than in the award thread. Either you don't post, or you fail to make any impression,.

I don't post where you post, and I could give a rat's ass about making an impression on you monkey. Either way, I made my point, do with it whatever you want.

I don't post where you post, and I could give a rat's ass about making an impression on you monkey. Either way, I made my point, do with it whatever you want.

I shoved your point up your ass.

well kiss my ass

You lost. You posted after stating you made you point.

loser.

As the thread has degenerated into a series of insults: closed.