Hello.
Please put 2 million dollars in my Paypal because I want to know what it is like to have 2 million dollars in my Paypal.

i tried to transfer it over, the link didnt work, if you give me your address ill post it over in 5 dollar notes

caliditta@yahoo.com

You're crazy guys, LOL

Here's an idea for everyone to get rich:

Everyone send me $10. Then, I will put it in the stock market.

And by stock market I mean I will buy things for myself.

Continues Absane:

And by 'things for myself' I mean large double dongs for anal insertion.

And by 'anal insertion' I mean...

(A new game. Whoopee! The Absane's Eternal Innuendo Game.)

When I first saw the thread title I laughed so hard that I nearly peed my pants.
You guys are just what I needed today.
Thanks :D

Continues Absane:

And by 'things for myself' I mean large double dongs for anal insertion.

And by 'anal insertion' I mean...

(A new game. Whoopee! The Absane's Eternal Innuendo Game.)
....ingesting said double dongs orally, and waiting for them to pass through my digestive system until they poke out like a turtle head. at that point, i will grease my truck's steering wheel up with grape jelly, and......

No no no.

This isn't a 'finish my sentence game'. This is an innuendo game.

Like this:

And by 'anal insertion' I mean ingesting said double dongs orally, and waiting for them to pass through my digestive system until they poke out like a turtle head.

And by 'turtle head' I mean...

No no no.

This isn't a 'finish my sentence game'. This is an innuendo game.

Like this:

And by 'anal insertion' I mean ingesting said double dongs orally, and waiting for them to pass through my digestive system until they poke out like a turtle head.

And by 'turtle head' I mean...
my apologies....
and by turtle head, i mean when a turd is barely peeking out of a butthole, waiting to drop...
and by "butthole", i mean.............

the orifice I've trained to dilate to 8 inches over the past few months.

and by dilate, i mean..

innuendo Show phonetics
noun [C or U] plural innuendoes or innuendos
(the making of) a remark or remarks that suggest something sexual or something unpleasant but do not refer to it directly


....

Yeah. I know. But I'm too tired right now to show some proper examples. They're being too literal. The real game would sort of glance all over the place. And back again.

Maybe later.

I think the 'anal insertion' innuendo was ok. A bit crude, but passable. It went downhill from there.

Know what I mean?

Nudge nudge wink wink grin grin say no more.

Is your wife a goer, eh. Does she go? Nudge nudge...

Ah yes. Downhill as in gravity. Nudge nudge, wink wink?