2 Men and 1 Woman on a Deserted Island

Imagine you are one of 2 men stuck on a deserted island for some time. You've been there like a few years or so. No real hope of getting off it. Then suddenly a woman washed up on shore as the sole survivor of a plane or ship accident.
What would you do? Kill the other guy? Try more civilized forms of competition? Share?
Does it make a difference if the guy is your friend from before you were stuck on the island? What if you just get along for the purposes of cooperation and survival?

For the ladies: What would you do if you were the woman?

 

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if we're to be there for several years, there is no sense in eliminating companions. being with just one person can get pretty old after a while. you'll end up wanting to kill each other just to get away from them. if it is a matter of sex, there's no reason everyone can't have fun regardless of gender. competition between the two men completely lacks logic because the last thing you would want in that situation is for the woman to become pregnant anyway.

 

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You are implying that I would want to have sex with this woman, which may not be the case. What if you were a gay guy? Sleep with your friend?

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Make them thumbwrestle for it, then bludgeon both when they're occupied.

Survival comes first.

 

Then eat them

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Well of course. Unless there were plentiful supplies of water and food, then I'd just leave them alone.
Unless one or both was cute.

 

If I was stranded on an island with any of you, and having read your posts. I would not be able to trust you at all.
Knowing that someday a women would wash up on the beach. I would kill you at the first opportunity. Salt your flesh, use your tendons to create a bow. Put your polished scull on a stick so I had someone to talk to while waiting for the woman. Your skin would make a good bladder to hold rain water. Your bones to make hooks and needles.

The gay guy would be safe, and hopefully I can lead him on till the woman arrives.

So if your on an island with me and I'm collecting salt from rock pools, you had better hit me first. For when I kill you ill slash your throat and hang you upside down to bleed you dry. Collecting your blood to drink. (very good for you)



(in reality I would go crazzy in the first month and try to swim to safety.. Never to be seen again.)

 

I would cage the man and the woman together and make them breed so I could eat their children. Kind of like a people farm

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Ok I probably wouldn't do that, I was just trying to one up you guys

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Yeah Swedish fish, but could you live with that?? (On second thoughts don't answer that

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lol at Xev's post!!

You should collect it for ink too!

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Well the sensible route is to let the newly arrived member adjust to what has happened to them. Get to know her and each of us bond to gain each others trust. How can we survive without trust?
Both of the men would be as horny as hell (unless they've used other methods to release certain 'pressures'....are there any cantalopes on this island?

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) but they'd have to respect the fact that the woman is human and only just arrived so you can't just walk up to her and say 'Hey, care for a shag?' So everyone will have to be civilised and try and get along without sexual contact. I guess you could all talk about it seeing as though you're all gonna be there for a while and who knows what might happen.

But if it was me, I'd find a huge coconut and smash the other guys brains out. I've had a hankering for his neck meat for a loooooooong while

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as the girl, I'd move to the far side of the island and set up a nice little shelter and find food and such while the men who have been there for several years already would still be without these things

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then in the middle of the night I'd prolly go over and kill the straight guy and have rump roast for dinner with the gay guy!

 

I would give the woman a nice welcome through food offerings, build a shelter for her, give her a foot message and a back massage, make clothes for her and keep her company and if my fellow man likes her well then i would set them up on a date and hope they live a happy and peaceful life.

 

I would summon Satan to rape all three rectally. Without washing between.